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[quote author=Omo_barca]Hottest item on campus? Na zombies dey skul there? Abegi[/quote]pls dont insult her here, she aint that badt..

Then amma say they are highly welcome to the land of terrorism and bombings.

Yeah, it has brought it my presido!! You are indeed a goodluck.. Lol

This man is really trying, but i dont know why most nigerians hate him. To me he aint badt.

Dear Banky-W, in your "yes no"
video, you and your class mates
were in class on
feb 14- 1999? Just want to
inform you, that day
was sunday. Lolzzzzzz!

Tolexander: with God, all things are possible!

bro that aint what we are discussing here.

Shakira has always displayed her flexibility in her music videos, but never has she been this bent out of shape before.
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The Hips Don't Lie singer and a mother showed that she can bend her legs Whenever, Wherever as she displayed her amazing limberness.
The 36-year-old was happy to show off her not-so-secret talent as she explained exactly what she might do for a living if she was nota singer.
The Colombian superstar was recording the difficult poses for The Voice as she curved her snake like legs in all manner of directions.
Shakira managed to put both her feet behind her head as she revealed that she could be a contortionist in a circus.
The starlet wasn't exactly dressed for the toughmovement as she wore a white T-shirt and a pair of tight jeans.
BUT I STILL DONT BELIEVE THIS COULD BE POSSIBLE..

Nigeria's popular anti-corruption activist and former member of House of Reps, Hon Dino Melaye has taken President Goodluck Jonathan and his "errand boy", Governor Goodswill Akpabio, to the cleaners over the monumental defeat they suffered at the Governors' Forum election on Friday.
Following the desperation of the PDP and Presidency, we gathered that there is an ongoing move to form a parallel Nigerian Governors Forum with governors loyal to Jonathan andAkpabio.
Below is what Dino Melaye is telling the defeated men:
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But i wanna ask, is this guy now rich?

Rip. But its funny 8 and 8 it matches each other.

I am damn sure they wont want to try that with well trained soldiers like the americans.

What the??
Yeypa! Mogbe o, see me see gobe.
So something like this could be found in such a place in america? I am starting to doubt if america is even better than naija o. And i stil dey doubt why nigerians still want there fucking president badly in nigeria.

So this cockroach too dey claim beauty?? Cant stop laughing

Afam4eva: I thought Jim Iyke denied dating her...If there's one thing i've noticed, it is that these celebrities will always look for an opportunity to remain relevant. This looks like one of those opportunities.

Jim Iyke: Nadia, how are you?

nadia: I'm fine ooo. I've not seen you in any movies recently. What happened.

Jim Iyke: My sister, that's why i called you. I also noticed that you're in the same predicament.

Nadia: So, what do you want us to do

Jim Iyke: let's do something that will make people talk so that Directors will remember us.

just exactly my thoughts!! Lol mr am4eva.

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This is the Female Version of 2Face Idibia, Looking Pretty though..
Hot or Not??:@

Hello to you all nairaland promoters and we upcoming artiste in the building. Pls if you know you are not an artiste or promoter pls dont contribute here.
I am a young guy that sings pop/blues hoping to be signed in one of the good record labels in naija and become the naija justing bieber one day even though i havent recorded more than 1 song. I really opened this thread so that we upcoming artiste could discuss and meet each other, and so also if we have any record label owners that wants to blow we upcomers so they could meet us here. I really need to be signed to a good record label so i could spit out more of my songs. So if you are an artiste or promoter you can drop anything pertaining to music here like advice or help.

Seun: Sorry. I'll look into this.

hello bro, pls shouldnt we be expecting anything like pm on this site? This emailing stuff sucks.

Thats a lie, it is MUKINA2

A terrible accident occurred today around 5pm at Ijoju, SangoOta, that left two people dead.
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A trailer used in conveying sharp sand crushed an Okada man and his female passenger while they were trying to cross the road. The bodies were left there for a bit before it was removed. There's no point looking at the photos and even the mods are gonna remove it if they see could see those pics. But to see just Click HERE to get it from the source.
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You may really think this is crazy, but i think amma challenge all nairaland folks that has up to this number of friends online i mean the chat thin, i dont tink there is anybody that can beat me here. See the screenshots below.

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I came across another porn x- rated Nigerian movie titled 'The Benjamins'. But this iseven worse... the movie producer is a 19 year old. Yes! You read right, 19 year old teenager!
The Benjamins I hear is 'a high class campus movie' based on rap music and love. The movie features Rap music competitions among other things happening in the Nigerian music industry. It is Produced by Charles smooth x edegbe and Directed by Temple chinedum.
Watch the trailer of x- rated Nigerian movie titled 'The Benjamins'

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Over time I have discovered there is no absolute finish line for everyone in the race of life. Our tracks are different and our durations are different. The only thing we have in common is the same empire. For instance, one person graduates @ age 20 and struggles for another 5 years to get a job, another might graduate@ 25 and get a job immediately. One can marry a virgin and wait for the next decade to have the blessings of children, another lady probably after having series of abortions in her past, becomes a mother almost immediately after marriage. A fellow becomes MD @ 38 and dies @ 56, another becomes MD @ 55 and lives to 90.What a life! Life is full of twists, turns, ups and downs and many more surprises and disappointments ­. Life offers each one of us different opportunities and once an opportunity is lost, it's gone forever except by the grace of God. It is up to each one of us to patiently prepare, wait, recognise and utilise every opportunity. We learn on the way. No one knows it all or has it better. There is a reason why we all don't fall @ the same time. It's so that when one is down, weak and discouraged, the other who is strong, can encourage and lift the other person. God never promise that the road would be easy but he promised never to leave nor forsake us. Although life is a competition, let us learn to go easy on ourselves and trust that God is working it all out for good (even if it doesn't make sense now). I know that there is a time for everything but most importantly that " it will come to pass ". Whatever trials, challenges or down time , this too shall pass and in due course, u will be up and strong again to lift up those who maybe down around u......NEVER LOSE HOPE...

Composed by: Damilola Olaosebikan

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Bleep it.. When i first saw this topic i tot its gonna end with nigeria to host 2014 fifa world cup.. Lol before i remember brazil have been chosen

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