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 Webmasters › Re: How Much Do You Charge for Website Design? by Coder(m): 7:01pm On Jan 05, 2006 |
joftech:Joftech, since you evidently know so much about 'template sites', why not tell us the fundamental difference between a template and Custom website? What parameters do you use to determine which site is a template site, or is it just good old voodoo? Dear man, that I exceeded your capabilities does not mean I had to use a template. Be a man, people can be better than you are!  |
| Poems For Review › This F##kin B##ch! by Coder(op): 3:51pm On Jan 05, 2006 |
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service representative and says, "hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?" |
| Poems For Review › Your Horse Called! by Coder(op): 3:27pm On Jan 05, 2006 |
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He asks, 'What was that for?' She replies, 'What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?' He says, 'Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.' She is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. He says, 'What's that for this time?' She answered, 'Your horse called.' |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What If The Devil Repents Today? by Coder(m): 1:38pm On Jan 05, 2006 |
mapyellow:I agree with you MapYellow. How ever, bear in mind that The Devil Can Repent the same way Judas Iscariot repented. What is not possible is for God to forgive him. Why? He has sinned against the holy Spirit - See Hebrews for details |
| Poems For Review › Delilah by Coder(op): 6:56pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
She came naked the dancer i mean smooth skinned like an infant's folds and there was no knowing her hate She did not look me in the face, not when she bore the broken calabash whence she took it i do not know not even now, did we not send it away from these shores bearing testimonies of this symphony, mine red, hers red ? She dashed it at my feet (and there was no repose), and she retreated in the dance of the dragon and i was left, just me, and the broken calabash. Copyright 2006 Yeremi Bolton www.poetrypen.com/yeremibolton |
| Webmasters › Re: The 1st Free Domain Name & Website Competition by Coder(m): 6:37pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
Why do good things happen to bad people? |
| Poems For Review › A Whisper In The Dark by Coder(op): 6:34pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
I grope in the dark with trembling lips searching for you, my tongue darts out... then i find and we meet shaft and crank clinging like Siemens swaying in the waves we drown in our own sweat I grunt, I rise, I sink, Immersed in the furry essence of your murmurs nibbling at my ear. your thighs entwined around my waist which God will answer the prayers I mouth as i twitch these beads spread across your chest? Copyright 2002 Yeremi Bolton Like To Read More}= http://www.poetrypen.com/yeremibolton |
| Webmasters › Learn How To Design Websites by Coder(op): 3:58pm On Dec 24, 2005 |
Learn Web Development by asking questions! If you are a budding web developer and would like to improve on your skills, post your questions HERE and let the experts show yow you how! |
| Webmasters › Re: Has The Nigerian Web Community Come Of Age Yet? by Coder(m): 12:05pm On Dec 24, 2005 |
The fact is that web technology is dynamic. The first web pages we had were just plain hyperlinked HTML texts. Now we have "wise pages"(php, asp, jsp, etc). Nigeria just caught on and it is difficult to follow when you join in a discussion halfway. All we need are the right clues, the right guidance. If it took you two years to get the knack of intergrating database sites for instance, I believe a forum like this is where you can place guides so upcoming developers do not have to re-invent the wheel. I suggest we have a reference area where one can go for smart tips. That is how we are going to come of age. Knowledge is meant to be shared. One person can't be the only developer in the country. We have millions of developers in the state and the still make money!Lets be generous. In fact, come to think of it, a lot of us make extensive use of softwares released under GNU General Public License. Let us develop the open source spirit and then we will get there! |
| Nairaland General › How Would You Like to Die? In a Plane Crash Or...? by Coder(op): 8:30pm On Dec 23, 2005 |
With the rescent disasters in our aviation industry, the question of how ready one is for death has oddly become relevant. During this Xmas rush period, what normally occurred is that the rich take flights to avoid the mad rush on the roads. This year, who knows, they may travel by road to avoid the madness in the air! Sha, if I wan die make I sleep no wake up. But wait o, e for make sense if I call my family come give them advise (last words) then I just close my eyes come kpeme! |
| Politics › Re: President Obasanjo Wants a Third Term? by Coder(m): 8:05pm On Dec 23, 2005 |
I see Obasanjo's 'let them Say' stance in this third term charade as a direct confession that he is solidly behind those 'begging' him to stay for a third term. What he should remember is that we have heard all that before. In fact, there have been times when God directly instructed him to run elections. However, he should put his ears to the floor like a true African, to test the actual source of his Visions and many dreams. He should indeed be careful not to mistake the voice of Beelzebub as that of God. Dancing around the third term question reveals a weak center in his character. If his plans are politically and morally correct, let Mr. President be a MAN and step forward to declare his intensions. Like my NU SCHOOL friends would say, FLY WEY GET ADVISER, E DE FOLLOW COFFIN KPEME FOR INSIDE GRAVE O! |
| Webmasters › Re: How Much Do You Charge for Website Design? by Coder(m): 4:33pm On Dec 19, 2005 |
There is no specific cost for a web site design. A site can be designed for as little as N60,000 to as high as N10,000000+ It just depends on 1. Who the client is 2. What the job requires 3. Time frame before completion |
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