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Following the reported split between singer Tiwa Savage and her husband, Tunji Balogun, the man on Thursday claimed his instagram account was hacked by unknown persons.
Balogun, popularly called Tee Billz, denied the controversial posts on his Instagram page, hinting his marriage to the singer has hit the rocks.
He has set up a temporary twitter account and insisted he did not post the messages on Instagram.
“This is a temporary account. My real account was hacked.
“All the comments are not true and not written by me Tunji Balogun #teebillz” “I am in the process of getting back my account and have contacted the appropriate authorities. Read things I’ve written in the past, that’s not how I write,” he said on the temporary account – @teebillzTEMP.

http://thenationonlineng.net/my-account-was-hacked-tee-billz/

I have 2 active mtn lines I use now. I've registered both 4 times now still I keep on receiving messages on my main line to go and reregister it.

Me, i done tire and I will not register again. This registration were not done on those road side agents oo

Just waiting for Ntel to start their operation here in Lagos make dump by Ntel.

I could remember during my WAEC days,
our principal gave us an orientation that if an external supervisor catches you with an expo,
U should immediately chew it and swallow it 2 destroy the evidence.

On that fateful day, while we were doing Biology,
an External Supervisor, who was coming from behind noticed I was with something, and shouted 4rm d back "Hey! U, stand up and surrender what's in ur hand".At once, my mates started calling out to me"Ogbuagu! Ogbuagu!!,
Chew it and swallow it!
Chew it and swallow it!!"
Even my principal was signalling me 2 chew and swallow it, immediately I showed my principal what I was holding,
it was MODERN BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK.

ABEG WHICH CHAPTER WILL I START
chewing!!!

My second line is senator Yerima's style, just 13. Wot a minor.

Just Imagine, If you are to get married at the age of your last two digits of your phone number.

What age will be yours?
Mine is # 66......i reject it...IJN lols

;DD

Add yhurs.

I reserved four numbers but did not get email of confirmation.

What are the requirements to claim my reserved numbers?

What are the requirements for them to give the sim u booked?

Do I have to tell them my current number or what because I did not receive any email after booking or no evidence of booking was given to me?

Hi OP

Pls may I have ur email. I've question or reply on greatogbuagu@yahoo.co. UK

Thanks

Linda made a very big mistake. She for no comment on the sex issue. She should said my sex life is private. Her 100% statement not not have sex with so said guy has raised much argument about her smelling pussyyy.

I don't know what the world will look like in year 2111 but what I know is that the older the world get the short life sperm will reduce. That is no human will be able to live above 70 them. 2000 BC people live up to 200 years.

Wonders shall never end??

See what a student wrote on as an easy on how rain starts.

Three University guys dodged exam because they did not study.

They came up with a plan,got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer.

”Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare.
After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.

The Lecturer put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper;
Questions
1. Who and who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!

Have a lovely afternoon.



With special permission from the author of the joke. I'm sorry, I don't have the link. It was sent to me on WhatsApp.

I'm still searching for babe for marriage.

Forwarded as received from a friend on the WhatsApp

Chicken wey run away from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup;
YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY.

Today's newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap;
KEEP CALM NOTHING LAST FOREVER.

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef;
JUST BE PATIENT LET THE
GAME COME TO YOU, DON'T RUSH.

Akara and moinmoin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different;
HOW YOU START DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW YOU FINISH.

If life show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup
from it;
MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF A BAD EXPERIENCE.

I get am before no be property;
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND START LIVING IN THE PRESENT.

If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate;
DON'T OUTSTAY YOUR WELCOME.

Craze no hard to form na d trekking be wahala;
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.

No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans;
CALM DOWN, YOUR TEMPER WON'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

Every mallam with im own kettle, every northerner with im own radio;
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

Frog eye no be open eye:
HAVING BIG EYES DOESN'T MAKE YOU CIVILISED.

Bring suya...bring suya, na cow body dey suffer am;
EVERY ACTION HAS A CONSEQUENCE.

E go better e go better na im make ibo man still dey kano;
WHEN THERE IS LIFE THERE'S HOPE.

The difference between ipekere and plantain chips na packaging;
DONT JUDGE BASED ON
APPEARANCE ALONE.

Escort me, escort me, na so slave trade take start; SERIOUS THINGS SOMETIMES START LIKE
JOKE.

Pikin wey use agbada take start, abeg wetin e go
wear wen e old;
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.

The water wey dem use make eba can never be
recovered back;
DONT CRY OVER SPILLED
MILK...

Bro/Sis, COOL DOWN...GOD KNOWS ALL AND HE ALONE IS IN CONTROL OF ALL THINGS BECAUSE HE IS GOD ALONE AND ABOVE ALL THINGS.


"forwarded as received "

Linda 3- wiz 1

I'm in search of a lady this tall for marriage

LALATISCLALA

I beg make my people laugh

My neighbour woke up from sleep now shouting

Holy ghost fire! Holy ghost fire!! Holy ghost fire!!!

His wife asked,
is lion chasing you in your dream?

The man responded

"That would have been better"

What happened the wife asked?

"I nearly voted for APC again in my dream".

His wife shouted

BLOOD of Jesus!!!!

Ok

Ok

I don't know what you guys are saying. I personally so like Ekwunife. She was in my village ukpo dis year spoke well and promised alot. I will vote for her if she stick in PDP.
The woman share us money oo.
Fort the first time in my life I eat politician money.
2k man

See attached pix

Who ever advised her to leave PDP has killed her.

Tinubu sent Her to warn him on Amaechi Confirmation. If he fails to confirm him. he will know there is difference between SIX and HALF A DOZEN.

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