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My Guys, pls use what is recommended by the manufacturer for your car. Leave long story.

I bought a tocumbo Toyota corolla 2008 in 2014.

Believe me, it runs like new car till date and more fuel efficient than how it was when I bought it because I have been using its recommended grade 5w30.

Not just the grade but best mobile 1 oil in the world and best oil filter in the world.
The oil I use is mobile 1 extended performance 15,000 miles guaranteed which is 3x better than mobile 1 0w40 sold here in Nigeria and Mobil 1 extended performance oil filter which holds 3x capacity of dirt's other oil filter holds.

Men, these oil and filter are every expensive but the joy my ride gives me using it pays it.

See attached pix

I see

I knew it would get to this.

Ok

But the hit was not it's target or Na me no dey see well?


This fighter Na very old one. It looks like old vietnam MIG fighter.

See how long it took it to release it bomb.
A cheap anti aircraft missil will take it off in seconds.

Pls our government should start thinking of buying them a stealth fighters Biko!!!!

By uh

Breaking: Goodluck Jonathan expresses interest in 2019

Former president Goodluck Jonathan has declared his interest to run for presidency in 2019 in Bayelsa State today. A jubilant crowd erupted as news leaked that the former president would be holding a press briefing this afternoon.

“In a statement released by his media secretary, the former president said, he has been inundated with calls from famous Nigerians to reconsider and salvage the economy from the current decay under the APC led government.

The statement reads in part: “A while ago I stood at the stood Eagle Square, to offer myself for election as the President of our beloved country on the platform of our great party; the People’s Democratic Party (PDP). I decided to run for office because of the many troubles our dear country faced.

“In a hotly contested election, we ‘lost’ the election to the opposition. We would have rejected the election results but decided my personal ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian.

“I made it clear then that when I leave office, Nigerians will understand the freedom they enjoyed under my administration. Are my I saint? Certainly not. Were my Ministers saints? Certainly not. But the opposition have unleashed untold hardship on Nigerians.

“I read from the news how power generation dropped to zero for a few hours. I read how the minister of State petroleum told Nigerians that he is not a magician to fix Nigerian oil problems. As we speak, subsidy regime has returned. As we speak the current government have reverted pump price to where we left it.

“Over the years, the Almighty God has made it possible for me to develop a bond with you and I am grateful for your support and understanding in the difficult periods we have journeyed through.

“Distinguished ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here this day, I declare to you that our stewardship has not been without challenges. We dealt with waves of insurgencies, vandalization of our nation’s pipelines and armed banditry.

“Let me crave the indulgence of all present here to stand up to observe a minutes silence in honor of fathers, mothers, sisters and brothers who lost their lives in Agatu. The situation in Agatu and elsewhere has cast a dark cloud on our Nation but we will surely win. A number of young men and women have been kidnapped by these criminal elements including our daughters from Enugu and Kanu States.

“During my tenure, we established a Presidential Initiative for the North East, the Victim Support Fund and the Safe School Initiative. These programs built Almajiri schools and opened brand new universities across all regions in this country.

“I read how the APC led government dissolved the governing board of universities and sacked the vice chancellors. We did what we did to better the lots of less privileged among us. Today, those dreams are but a mirage.

“I am grateful to all Nigerians for standing with me and my ministers despite the persecution we have so far face by the current administration. Let me also thank the leaders and elders of our great party, the People’s Democratic Party, for the opportunity reposed on all PDP governors and House of Assembly members.

“I am overwhelmed by the trust, confidence and support of the various organs of our party, the Board of Trustees, the National Caucus, the National Executive Committee, the National Working Committee, the PDP Governors Forum, members of the PDP Caucuses of the National Assembly, and others.


http://vanguardnigeria.org/gej-expresses-interest-2019/

If he can't do what he preache then he is not a TRUE man of God!

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Lala
Pls delete this

VERY CRITICAL ALERT!!!

Hello beloved saints,
I'm sure you know that New international
version(NIV) was published by Zondervan but
is now OWNED by Harper Collins, who also
publishes the Satanic Bible and The Joy of
Gay Sex.

The NIV and English Standard Version (ESV)
has now removed 64,575 words from the Bible
including Jehovah, Calvary, Holy Ghost and
omnipotent to name but a few...

The NIV and ESV has also now removed 45
complete verses. Most of us have the Bible on
our devices and phones especially OLIVE TREE
BIBLE STUDY APP.
Try and find these scriptures in NIV and ESV
on your computer, phone or device right now if
you are in doubt:
Matthew 17:21, 18:11, 23:14; Mark 7:16, 9:44,
9:46; Luke 17:36, 23:17; John 5:4; Acts 8:37
...you will not believe your eyes.

Refuse to be blinded by Satan, and do not act
like you just don't care. Let's not forget what
the Lord Jesus said in John 10:10 (King
James Version)

THE SOLUTION
If you must use the NIV and ESV,
BUY and KEEP AN EARLIER VERSION OF the
BIBLE. A Hard Copy cannot be updated. All
these changes occur when they ask you to
update the app. On your phone or laptop etc.
Buy and KEEP EARLIER VERSIONS AND STORE
THEM.

There is a crusade geared towards altering the
Bible as we know it; NIV, ESV and many more
versions are affected.
Rapture will take place any time from now.
Everything hindering the rapture has been
removed. Gospel has been preached almost
everywhere, all the prophecies has been
fulfilled. The devil is working very hard to
occupy Christians with the things of this world
so that the day will catch them unaware.
Please be prepared,there is no more time, Use
the advantage of sms,WhatsApp, BBM,
Facebook, twitter etc to send this message to
at least 10 people. Do not ignore. This is also
a source of evangelism, souls are dying. God
bless you!
Let’s Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast
Prophesy Finally Fulfilled… Written By:
Jonathan Annobil. The US supreme Court has
rule that states must allow same-sex marriage
(SODOMY) which was the same reason God
destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. the US
Senate has also passed the Obama Health Bill
into law. The implementation has already
commence. The bill would require all
Americans to be implanted with a Radio
Frequency Identification (RFID) chip in order
to access medical care. The device will be
implemented on the forehead or on the arm.
This is to fulfill the prophesy in the Book of
Revelation 13:15-18 concerning the MARK OF
THE BEAST. Are you still doubting the END
TIME? Do u know that the special car which
was made for Obama is known as the BEAST?
Get READY. The rapture is near! Revelations
13 is being played out right before us. Many
are still unaware. Why is the chip being
implanted exactly where the Bible says it
would be. Why on the hand and forehead. Why
not anywhere else?2. Why is it being
connected to your bank account? Remember
the Bible says you wont be able to buy or sell
without the mark 6 6 6. And guess what! The
chip is connected to your financial details.
What breaks my heart the most is that many
people in the Church will not make it if Jesus
comes now? Many are unaware that the ends
is near. Don’t tell me that its advancement in
technology or development. If any area of your
life is not in sync with God’s word repent and
be converted. If you miss heaven you can
never miss hell…think about it. Hell is not a
pretty place, the worst part is that it is for
eternity… He who has ears, let him hear what
the Spirit says to the church. Please rather
than post and forward senseless messages.
Send to everyone you know. Do the work of an
evangelist.

PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE
WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS. Have you ever
wondered what should have happened if we
treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our
mobile phone? And we really can’t live without
it. Only 7% percent will re-send this message.
Don’t be of the 93% who will not share the
message. Satan said. “I wonder how humans
claim to LOVE GOD and disobey Him, and
claim they hate me yet they obey me” Do not
send later.

Share and send now

This was sent to me by a friend.

I was in oil and gas service industry
I got laid off December last year 2015.
Up till now it seen no hope for a new job.

This is not the change we asked for.


May God help us.

FG starts deliberation on minimum wage, fuel price hike


The Federal Government on Thursday inaugurated the technical committee set up to look into Labour’s grievances arising from the increase in the pump price of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS).
After the committee’s inauguration by the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), David Babachir Lawal, the committee headed by the Minister of Labour and Productivity, Chris Ngige, held its inaugural meeting.
Briefing journalists at the end of the meeting, Ngige said the committee has been commissioned to look into three key areas.
According to him, the committee will look into a framework of a national committee that will discuss the issue of minimum wage and consider suggestions of all parties including government and the organised labour on how they can give amelioration to workers and Nigerians in general to cushion the effect of the fuel price hike.
He added: “Government has already provided N500 billion in the 2016 budget as palliatives and this will be subjected to a review by the committee.
“Another term of reference is the recommendation of the composition of the board of the Petroleum Product Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA).”
The organised labour, before embarking on its recent strike, had faulted the federal government’s rational for hiking the fuel price from N86.50 to N145 per litre when the board of the PPPRA was not in place.
The Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) had also requested that the federal government should include labour stakeholders in the N500 billion palliative measures it planned to use to cushion the effect of the fuel price hike.
The union also demanded for upward review of the minimum wage to N56,000.
But President Muhammadu Buhari had subsequently approved the appointment of Mohammed Buba as the Chairman of Board of PPPRA.
At the end of the inaugural meeting of the Committee, NLC President, Ayuba Wabba, said he concurred with the remark of Dr. Ngige.
One of the labour leaders, who spoke on a condition of anonymity after the inauguration, said the government has to look beyond the N500 billion as the sharing formula has already been completed.
“Government should think of other palliatives,” he said.

What's phone number u can be reached on. I want to register my car with u people

When using Photoshop to enhance your curve also remember the door behind you.

Nigerians English description with picture

Someone posted this on Facebook and I quote

"This how my maid watches tv everyday and I am at home alone with her and my wife is away on 3-5 days trips. This is very tempting people. What do I do...? "

Inspite of military presence around oil installations in the Niger Delta, the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) early on Wednesday blew up oil wells belonging to Chevron.


“With the heavy presence of 100 Gunboats, 4 Warships and Jet Bombers NDA blew up Chevron Oil Well RMP 23 and RMP 24 3:44am this Morning,” the group announced on Twitter, claiming that oil wells RMP 23 and RMP 24 are Chevron’s highest producing wells.



http://www.nigerianeye.com/2016/06/in-spite-of-heavy-military-presence.html?m=1

Lalasticlala!!!

No condition is permanent.
Tomatoes is now more expensive than Apple in Nigeria.

Lesson
Never look down on anyone.

Op what do they mean by throttling ?

Na lie!!!

Isn't this shocking?

MY LITTLE LOVE LETTER TO MY JEWEL OF INESTIMABLE VALUE ON HER SPECIAL DAY

I can remember vividly the first time I set my eyes on her. I was 22 and she was 20. It was not difficult to see her invaluable worth. Within a short space of time and with much excitement, I had concluded she was going to be my wife. At the age of 22, she became my wife after paying her bride price. We eventually wedded in 1997 at Muson centre, Lagos. I was 26 years at the time and she was 24 years. The blessings she brought to my life started to manifest in no time as I moved into a house of my own also at the age of 22. All these were rare feats!

From then onwards, the good tidings of love has been evident in our lives. She has been a rock, my solid rock. Her entrance into my life opened doors, shattered barriers, leveled mountains and made me soar. This treasure stood by me through thick and thin, even at my lowest ebb. You see, the bible never lies. As the word of the Lord says "he who finds a wife, findeth a good thing"...In my case, I FOUND THE BEST THING! I will and could never ask God for more. Taking a stroll down memory lane and life as we started it, the struggles, the bliss, the highs and the lows, all the beautiful moments we have shared, there is no doubt that you have been an immense blessing to me.

Obim, I honor you on this special day, for being a solid pillar of strength and support all through the years. Since we started this journey over 20 years ago, your belief and confidence in me has been resolute, giving me a steady platform to build on. Through the good times and bad, you stood firmly behind me, helping me withstand the true test of time, growing with you, by you and growing closer each passing year. My strength lies in you, Uche. My renewed strength comes from the assurance of your ability and capacity to take charge of the home front while I do battle on the field. You see...you are the best partner I could ever dream of. We are the best team! Even while I am on the battlefield daily, with all the hostilities and struggles, you are always behind me and knowing that I have a woman who has got my back, even when it's against the wall fills me with so much confidence.

At this juncture, I wish to thank for everything, absolutely everything you represent and have done for me. Words can never be enough to exhaustively explain what you mean to me. You have blessed me in countless ways, of which being the caring and resourceful mother of our 5 beautiful children is the zenith.
Despite being highly misunderstood and sometimes controversial, you have always been that one person who understood me totally, seeing beyond everyone else, seeing beyond the veil. I want to thank you for tolerating me and all my controversies. Over the years, the countless advice and counsel gotten from your well of wisdom has keep my foot on the ground. Today, I am afloat because of you.

Inasmuch as I recognize the fact that words are inadequate to gush about my thoughts and feelings for you, I intend to use our book which would be published soon to illustrate exhaustively what you mean to me, even though that might just scratch the surface.
My love, as you reach another milestone today, my earnest prayer is that God grants us the grace to understand and love each other more and more with each passing day. You have been a virtuous wife, an extraordinary friend, a wonderful mother, a reliable confidant and a precious vessel which God has used to bless me immensely.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY ANGEL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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