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Car Talk › Re: Oil Change From Mobil 1 5w30 To Any Other Good Synthetic Oil . by Cokahot: 8:24am On Jul 16, 2022
Bro if its lexus or toyota,no p. Knocking engine is caused by worn out engine components, flat expired gasket seals,etc,leaking oil.
Crixie:
Not all oils are worth buying ,some brands are not very good n can cause problems in your vehichles
Car Talk › Re: Oil Change From Mobil 1 5w30 To Any Other Good Synthetic Oil . by Cokahot: 8:05am On Jul 16, 2022
Any 5w 30 is OK.buy otalite 5litres. Yellow n black container.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Shades Davido For Unfollowing Him by Cokahot: 7:39pm On Jul 15, 2022
Portable is just like every other lil educated agbero Street niggi,who luckily stormed on 100s of kilos of real gold and became rich. Don't blame this young kid it's like a 21 year old joining illuminati in rap abroad and got paid 3million dollars. He go spend am anyhow. Buying cars ,jewelry,luxury items,one or two rented apartments out on lease and still go broke.
Celebrities › Re: Lilian Afegbai Narrates How Pickpockets Left Her Stranded In Paris by Cokahot: 6:56pm On Jul 15, 2022
Since pick pockets dealt with me after decades,i became over alert. If I realise I got some big ass movements on that day,I'm rolling up with my digital cam,nokiq torch light and of cos my golf stick. Drop my big ass expensive ass phone at home. Once bitten,twice shy
Travel › Re: Corps Member Dies In Auto Crash After Leaving Adamawa Orientation Camp (Photos) by Cokahot: 5:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
Ain't got no tears for all yall fake ass wannabe stunt drivers ,who got no real life driving experience. Just cause u behind them weak ass wheels,don't mean u Jason Stalham stunt as driver. Go rest in peace
Autos › Re: Sold Foreign Used Toyota Camry Sports (2002) sold by Cokahot: 1:50pm On Jul 15, 2022
Fake ass nairaland bogus ass reseller.
GAZZUZZ:
Clearing minimum ₦1.2m

Shipping minimum $1,500 ₦972,000.

Look at the car it is not accidented it is not flooded. It is low mileage how much do you think purchase was. Now add it to shipping and clearing.

I forgive you for your outbursts.

Autos › Re: Sold Foreign Used Toyota Camry Sports (2002) sold by Cokahot: 1:49pm On Jul 15, 2022
Shut the fuc k up, u fake ass mofocka
ogbuefi677:
Easy on the expired weed bro
Autos › Re: Sold Foreign Used Toyota Camry Sports (2002) sold by Cokahot: 1:50am On Jul 15, 2022
Thief. Thief. Hw much come ne 2006nmodel. 4m ba,then 08 go be 5m. Big Thief. Idiot. . The value is 2.3m. 02 model.
Family › Re: Used Ceiling Fans With Regulators For Sale In Ikorodu by Cokahot: 1:02am On Jul 15, 2022
Ole,thief. U wan sell fan of more than 16 years for 12k per unit. Why na. My friend will u quickly call iron bend aboki and dispose . SAPA don hold u for ikorodu. Ole.
Family › Re: AC, Freezer,sewing Machine,generator ,oven ETC...Ibadan by Cokahot: 12:59am On Jul 15, 2022
Ac 97k. How much be inside carton. Ole.
Romance › Re: Some Undergraduate Ladies And Misplace Priorities...should I Block Her. by Cokahot: 12:44am On Jul 15, 2022
I don't get fool. Like u got to her place and after all she said she wants to cook stew turkey,that is turkey nla. I mean ,how the Bleep is that your biz. U should have walked out on the bich that minute foo l. U now gave her 5k. Its like a client ,chesting first billing,2nd billing must come. I mean una never dey date or fuc k,and she wan cook turkey stew at your own expense. No vex ,how much be the 2star Hotel wey u be wan crash.
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha: God Is Not Man, Says Princess Hours After Court’s Judgment by Cokahot: 11:10pm On Jul 14, 2022
She will still cry to him later. She went too far..abegi
Autos › Re: 1962 Ferrari Abandoned For 40Years Sold For ₦55M In The U.k.(Pics) by Cokahot: 11:07pm On Jul 14, 2022
40 years,there can never be catalyst or engine inside. Never
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha Has Been Sentenced To 16-Years In Prison by Cokahot: 11:04pm On Jul 14, 2022
But here u r now in jail.
Aooooww..
Baba ijesha don turn to prisoner.
Prisonah..



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Crime › Re: Sexual Assault:lagos Special Offences Court Sentence Actor Baba Ijesha To Prison by Cokahot: 10:58pm On Jul 14, 2022
Concurrently. Too bad. Watery beans
Romance › Re: Man Seen Rolling Weed And Passing It To Another Motorist While In Traffic by Cokahot: 10:55pm On Jul 14, 2022
Li li
Lee

Liiiiiiiihhhhhyyyyy
Legalise it,yay sigh
Celebrities › Re: One Percent Int'l Unveils Real Warri Pikin As New Artiste With N30m, SUV by Cokahot: 10:20pm On Jul 14, 2022
Over hyping,which dirty 30 million,cos she shownus her acct balance abi. No be even brand new highlander,na tokunbor salvaged ,dem just go dey use dry cleaner nylon dey cover seat,sun visor. Naija car dealers be scam. Abegi. If u wan see wetin be tear rubber car,go watch hush puppy own for Instagram. Nonsense tokunbor car. She's ugly and pile of disgusting fat.
Car Talk › Re: Price Of Naija Used Camry XLE 2009 by Cokahot: 8:11pm On Jul 14, 2022
1.7m naija used camry. Men that camry don go be that and u can never enjoy it. Pls don't buy it pls. If its not 2.4m,then na scrap lemon
Autos › Re: Cheapest Awoof Sale - Tokunbo 2012 Toyota Camry Sport, 4m Net In Ibadan by Cokahot: 8:01pm On Jul 14, 2022
Ole. How is this tokunbor. Thief. Car wey una don drive like 1 year. This is naija used and driven. Thief. U no ser the seats,dem don wash am taya. Better crest the plate number back. Thief.
Politics › Re: Pensioners In Delta State Protest 30-Month Arrears, Block Government House by Cokahot: 4:57pm On Jul 14, 2022
Atiku,okowa,shey una dey see like this.....
Travel › Re: Truck Driver Bashes & Breaks Rearscreen of SUV then rolls on ground begging by Cokahot: 4:54pm On Jul 14, 2022
It's panel beatable. Matrix boot 60k with glass,panel 20k, painting 7k. I day if I deh turbo,na with brake and leg brake and at least 6ft away from the car infront of me. I only do bumper to bumper at que in filling stayions,traffic jam. But on top speed,I like to dey middle of road,dey turbo.
Travel › Re: Truck Driver Bashes & Breaks Rearscreen of SUV then rolls on ground begging by Cokahot: 4:49pm On Jul 14, 2022
I can rem 2 months ago,a bastard of abt 6.2ft hit me from behind at a sharp bend,I was going straight,while he was on the left,naso he damage my bumper side marker glass. I went mad,raged with anger,but sadly for me he was abt 3ft taller than myself. I still yeye am,dey drag him shirt,say if I make call ,na woha for am.road safety and police came to my rescue and pleaded with me. He dented my paint but I later wiped off the false scratch with wax the following day. Now my marker glass don break,the bulb no on again. I dey drive am like that. I hate someone at my rear driving like a dunce. But if to say na me. I go damage him glass,side mirrors,tyres,rims,bonnet. And zoom off.
Politics › Re: Police Officers Got No Help After Their Van Got Stuck In Auchi, Edo State by Cokahot: 4:44pm On Jul 14, 2022
I'd love to help by blowing up the useless patrol van
Crime › Re: Drunk Soldier Shot 2 Colleagues, One Dead, One Severe Wounded (photo by Cokahot: 12:49pm On Jul 14, 2022
The bullet I fear most na ak 47 with pump action pellets. Na die on the spot. Men that soldier wey survive shots to the chest,nor be him time to die. He's the real Jason Statham.why take beer or ogogoro for daytime,with no gun safety lock on. Fuc k all u bastards mentally deraigned lunatic soldiers. Idiot . What the fuc k
Crime › Re: Man Dies After Consuming Alcohol In 2 Minutes by Cokahot: 5:20pm On Jul 13, 2022
He should have quickly downed it with one hot cat fish. Las Las he go vomit. But did u say about how many ml bottle of 35% alcohol. All down the stomach. When no be bottled water
Na seizure straight and heart attack. Alcohol poisoning. U can imagine,undiluted for peanuts. The same thing that killed tagbo,when davido promised winner an iPhone. I mean we'd,cheap shits that would become obsolete. He died well. Everyone must know dia guage. Be it beer or ogogoro. If na 4 plastic origin dey high u,stop at 3,if na 3 heneiken dey make u enter gutter,stop at 2. But awoof with cheap reward,dey run belle.
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Gifts A Fan His Wrist Watch Worth N2.5M On Stage (video) by Cokahot: 5:13pm On Jul 13, 2022
Abegi. Price of original na almost 8k.
Price of 1st grade like original 100% copy/ clone,na like half price and the oponu dey make noise. It's like buying original rolex for 600k.na better fake. Lowest grade like 5k dollars, original.
Car Talk › Re: Pls I Need A Good Honda Mechanic by Cokahot: 9:02am On Jul 13, 2022
Stop spamming this thread ,u daft idiot. Is that the solution. U are a thief and forcing every mofocka to engage your wack service. Fuc k u foo l. Thie f. Like say u be white man. Odeh
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Autos › Re: Toks 2006 Pontiac Vibe by Cokahot: 8:12am On Jul 13, 2022
Thief
Romance › Re: Men, Always Maintain Eye Contact With Women by Cokahot: 8:01am On Jul 13, 2022
There are 2 places I keep direct eye contact . First is my rear view mirror while driving.
Second is after using a road side POS. I keep my eyes wide open to my debit alert for hours. Thw rest ma error,esp naija babes.ugly girls everywhere,using make up to deceive boys
Autos › Re: Now 3.5m only Registered 2007 Lexus RX350 - Port Harcourt by Cokahot: 5:36pm On Jul 12, 2022
Mechanic don touch the engine taya.
Properties › Re: Woman Returns From SALAH Feasting Only To Find Her House On Fire by Cokahot: 5:08pm On Jul 12, 2022
That's why it's good to have solar. If u get like 500k buy solar and be at rest. U see nepa light,sometimes the voltage would fluctuate. The last time it blew my telly,blew my stab,charger ,na God save me say my laptop charger no dey connected. I for run mad. Faulty or dagbo electrical fittings,wuru wuru to the answer wiring made by a quack engineer, faulty socket,ac permanently on with no stabiliser, or of cos no stabilisers used at all. God wan punish u so,fire burn your apartment,after that rain come ,flood come dey. Bad omen. No rescue
Romance › Re: Help Needed; Is This A Sexual Transmitted Infection? by Cokahot: 4:18pm On Jul 12, 2022
Bro u got std bro. Any girl wey I wan skin dive,i go know am reach aous, dey sleep for him papa house. Na jus dey skin dive any gal. Most of of have infection. Like mad infections. Always check their thighs,arm pit,ear for sore.
Ifailed22:
God forbid! h.i.v is not my portion in jesus name.

funny enough, i tried that particular drug but it did not work. and like i said, the said the problem is in my blood and not a skin disease. the next step is finding out the problem in a lab but no funds at my end hence i decided to seek help here.

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