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I also got sept 2024 admission at st Clair college Windsor

hello can we link up please. I also gained 2024 sept

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Seems like CBN doesn't produce 5naira anylonger self. cos for the past three months I have never set my eyes on 5naira.... Oboy 5naira no fit buy anything for Lagos again oooo. even 10naira dey struggle to buy ordinary BABA DUDU sweet.....

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU WERE
DANIEL.
..

Naso the saga happen yesterday ooo.
Daniel's girlfriend asked Daniel for
10k in the morning and Daniel
gaurranteed her 12k in the evening...
Daniel waa too hopeful on his Bet9ja
betslip whose possible winning was
45k... He had staked the sport bet two
days ago with the 200naira his
girlfriend borrowed him.
Hmmm. Eventually at around 5pm
,Daniel checked his betslip and was
highly happy,amused,amased and
thankful that his hope didn't fail
him,He just won 45k. He picked up
his phone called Bimbo his girlfriend
to come and have her requested
money. Out of joy and much
amusement, Bimbo rushed to Daniel's
house. On getting to Daniel's house. .
Daniel's mum sent him an errand but
she met Daniel at the entrance. .
Daniel quickly gave her the betslip
paper and said "Bimbo hold this and
start thinking of what to buy cos I will
surprise you today." Bimbo collected
the slip with a changed countenance
and got angry thinking that Daniel
was joking as usual. .. She became
more angry because she has no idea
about the betslip. Out of angry she
tore the paper and went back home in
great anger.
When Daniel came back he discovered
that Bimbo tore the paper.. His
countenance also changed towards
Bimbo. And they both started
quarrels.
Now what will you do if you were
Daniel. Remember Bimbo just
unknowing tore 45k....
Oya yarn.

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU WERE
DANIEL.
Naso the saga happen yesterday ooo.
Daniel's girlfriend asked Daniel for
10k in the morning and Daniel
gaurranteed her 12k in the evening...
Daniel waa too hopeful on his Bet9ja
betslip whose possible winning was
45k... He had staked the sport bet two
days ago with the 200naira his
girlfriend borrowed him.
Hmmm. Eventually at around 5pm
,Daniel checked his betslip and was
highly happy,amused,amased and
thankful that his hope didn't fail
him,He just won 45k. He picked up
his phone called Bimbo his girlfriend
to come and have her requested
money. Out of joy and much
amusement, Bimbo rushed to Daniel's
house. On getting to Daniel's house. .
Daniel's mum sent him an errand but
she met Daniel at the entrance. .
Daniel quickly gave her the betslip
paper and said "Bimbo hold this and
start thinking of what to buy cos I will
surprise you today." Bimbo collected
the slip with a changed countenance
and got angry thinking that Daniel
was joking as usual. .. She became
more angry because she has no idea
about the betslip. Out of angry she
tore the paper and went back home in
great anger.
When Daniel came back he discovered
that Bimbo tore the paper.. His
countenance also changed towards
Bimbo. And they both started
quarrels.
Now what will you do if you were
Daniel. Remember Bimbo just
unknowing tore 45k....
Oya yarn.

yea, I was at Senate house yesterday,I was told it will be out before Friday

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ASAP.

yam and egg jawe
I need money shaa. am broke.
I really wish I got the answer and won even 5k is fine to manage. ... #what else bro

PussySmasher:
Your money gets transferred via quick teller.




What did I have for breakfast today?

7k to be won.

FUFU AND VEGS

PM. do u care for my bank details?

If you think to make first class or second class upper is easy...Please try OAU. Your life will never remain the same

the points vary. like me I dey collect allowance but dem no burn me well to sleepover not even on campus hostel,I must always go to school and come back jome before 9pm. #CoolRightup shaa

Freiden:
2 FTC IN A ROW

Modified*
I feel so honoured to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, First and foremost i would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friends Antonio(Silvertongue), Seun(Stamina), and my best friend Remmymerlin and also my NL crush, Debbywills, and my lovely bro Leyelanre for being really heavy, strong, and always there for me. I want to thank my friend Wisexool benni, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpol for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Facebook , the fish I caught in SS1, the bulb in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on Nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the people out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone. Thank you Nairaland. God bless you all.

like seriously this is a big dream. ode

Gambling is a sickness, a disease, an addiction, an insanity, and is always a loser in the long run. IT IS BETTER ONE FLEE FROM IT BEFORE IT RUIN ONE'S LIFE.... Especially now that it as become a big social trend. Hmm did I hear you say "just football bet". ?... there is more to it than what you feel it is Have you ever tried asking yourself why there are more and more betting and gambling firms established by several stakeholders? See guy the arithmetic is clear, Statistics has it thar only 2% of these football bet player sustain a net gain while 98% are compltetely on a net loss on the long run. Wait guy Buhari has been fighting curruption all this while,hasn't he discovered the curruption in betting. ? No he won't. You know, its because the betting firm contribute good amount of revenue to the government. ... Now on the long run who is loosing? You ofcos. so why not take deep thought and remorse yourself before it gets out of hand. MAY GOD TAKE YOU OUT OF THIS QUICKSAND THAT SOAKS YOU UNAWARELY. #Evening_pals Remember to keep discipline yourself... God help.

cekhoe:
There is a statement in the world of cultists " offence nor dey sour". That's what happened, check what he did years ago as a cultists, the hit men just used him to earn new ranks

U MUST BE ONE OF THEM TO KNOW ALL THIS BAA.

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These days football betting is very popular among Nigerian youths. In fact, to some people, it has become a very “lucrative business”. Statistics have shown that 70% of Nigerian youths are football betting fanatics. It has become more like a spell or ‘juju’. Every corner of the street you go to is overcrowded with some guys trying to engage in football betting. Nobody is left out as you can see both old and young, students, touts and schoolboys. When you go to this football betting centers, you need to see the passion in the eyes of this young ones. It seems they are under some kind of spell. What baffles me most is that nobody is saying anything about it. But why? I guess the reason is that people see it as a place to get quick cool cash. I heard someone saying that football betting has helped reduce crime rate in the country and i am like : oh really? Tell me about it. What crime has it reduced? Perhaps someone should tell me the meaning of “crime”. Whether you agree or not, football betting is gambling. And you know what they say about gambling? “There are three ways to RUIN: women, gambling and technician, the most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians”- Georges Pompidou and again… “A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope”- William Bolitho Look closely at the lives of gamblers, they are usually poor and pathetic people. If you can see online football betting as gambling then you’ll really get my points. Other than the quick cash you get from football betting, these are the bad effects of football betting that is eating the precious lives of our youths like canker worm: Poverty: football betting can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. weird things happen suddenly and your life can go all to pieces. One minute you are rich and the next you are down to your last kobo. Wrong Mentality about Wealth: Many who engage in football betting believe that one day, just one day they’re luck will shine and they’ll become millionaires. And i ask: how many millionaire gamblers do you know in your area. If you know of any please comment below. Health Issues: Do you know that losing to a bet can cause sadness, high BP, regret, depression and a whole lot of negative emotions. Even insanity. Suicide: Though no case of suicide has been recorded about someone committing suicide on losing a football bet but the possibility is high. Prolonged depression can cause suicide. Frustration and anger: You need to see the anger and frustration in the eyes of those guys who lost to a bet. It is quite frightening. Laziness: It makes youths so lazy that they forget about doing anything for their lives. Most of them don’t take their bath because they are busy gambling away their lives. Waste of Financial Resources: I heard a young guy who used his school fees to bet online and has never stopped regretting his actions after he lost. Some people sell even their properties and personal belongings to bet. What a sorry life! Wrong Idea about Money: There is a saying that no woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner- Thomas Robert Dewar. Football betting makes a person believe that if you lose money that you’re a failure and vise versa. You know how wrong that idea is. Family Conflicts: It destroys ones relationship with family, friends and colleagues. Due to obsession with the game a person is isolated from the family members which can cause serious family crisis. Certainly, no mother will proudly introduce his son as a football betting maniac. Lack of Vision: look at the lives of those addicted gamblers, they are what i call NFAs (No Future Ambition). They live just for betting. They live in the world of fantasy. Their hope is to one day win at least a million naira. Football betting so limits their vision that they believe there’s no life outside gambling. Lack of Creativity/Initiative: How can one ever be creative and innovative when all he thinks is how to bet? Have you ever wondered that those football betting sites were created by human beings like you? Come to think of if, if Bill Gates was busy gambling away his life there will be no Microsoft. If Mark Zuckerberg was using his time to search for the best betting site, there wouldn’t have been Facebook.

;DChoi. Na swansea University Jamb post my friend go. to study mechanical surgery. mhen jamb life don disorganize finally shaa.

Choi. Na swansea University Jamb post my friend go. to study mechanical surgery. mhen jamb life don disorganize finally shaa.

Choi. Na swansea University Jamb post my friend go. to study mechanical surgery. mhen jamb life don disorganize finally shaa.

lol... all of them dey form. ask tiwa if she no dey shit. ask teebillz if he no dey mess. ask jamil if he no dey suvk breast... oya ask the whole family if them never chop agege bread with pepsi b4...

guys I need your help. I still love my girlfriend but her ex threatens me to breakup with her and be rewarded 70k. what do I do

handsome guy doesnt look handsome to tiwa..... what else with the hair cut.....

give your pastor to so seed ,or take 50% to.motherless babies home. then u will now ask God what is next ,,, believe me when you do this you will never lack .....

pls if you are writing your exam in the library 2nd floor. 9am. let us know

Is it the same subjects I did for jamb that I will also do in poet jamb of yabatech or it's according to faculty