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Romance / Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Coldfaya(m): 9:50pm On Mar 07, 2017
Ighoga898:
I doubt 30 minutes is even possible without enhancements..

agree with you bro. Who pumps non stop for 30mins without coming?

All those quoting you and saying are you serious make una come talk as una take do am. Not pre-intimacy o.

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Romance / Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by Coldfaya(m): 9:47pm On Mar 07, 2017
Somebody epp me with that picture screaming ashawooo biko

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Romance / Re: This Happens Whenever I Am Having S*x- Lady Opens Up On 'holy Romance' by Coldfaya(m): 1:19pm On Feb 25, 2017
Great.

Anointed sex. E remain to put preaching and heavy anointing service when they're fucckking
Career / Re: 5 Career Jobs To Avois As An Introvert by Coldfaya(m): 7:38am On Feb 23, 2017
Acidosis:
This is the greatest poo I've ever read this year.

Business is too broad a concept for anyone to make such ridiculous assertion. Do you know some businesses are exclusively for introverted persons?


What's your definition of BUSINESS? hawking garri and kwuli-kwuli in Ketu market?


End of discussion.

Generalization at its peak

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Autos / Re: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by Coldfaya(m): 10:28pm On Feb 20, 2017
Tadeus:
Make your inquiries today

Has the ban on land borders not affected your imports?

If no, then how much can I get a very clean 07 c230

Or corolla 2010
Politics / Re: Moremi Ojudu Protests In Lagos (Photos) by Coldfaya(m): 1:34pm On Feb 06, 2017
The tin dey touch everybody . Baba put the right policies in place
Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by Coldfaya(m): 7:45am On Jan 25, 2017
After how many years. We've read and digested this na. Make those wey never feel am enjoy themselves
Education / Re: Katsina University Reacts Says Memo targeted Muslims not Christains by Coldfaya(m): 2:07pm On Jan 22, 2017
so can you guarantee us the students who come to register Christian association won't be targeted by you guys??

while his explanation makes sense, it doesn't do away with the underlining point on that memo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yahya Jammeh: A President Who Is Far Richer Than His Country (Pics) by Coldfaya(m): 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2017
mtchewww him dey learn work for where Nigerian politicians dey. after 22 years that's all he could steal?? while in naija, give appointee 2 years them go quadruple that figure.

Africa my Africa

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Business / Re: Nigeria’ll Regain World’s Largest Cocoa Producer Position — FG by Coldfaya(m): 7:34am On Jan 18, 2017
talk as always. go to Ivory Coast and see their cocoa production before you just make such vague predictions without any proper framework to achieve our dreams

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Politics / Re: Importers To Receive Vehicles At Near Locations – Customs by Coldfaya(m): 7:32am On Jan 18, 2017
break it down in a lay man's language and tell me if this will be realistic. will it actually be implemented and be as nice as it is on paper??
only time shall tell

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Politics / Re: Opposition Plotting To Pit Me Against Buhari — Peter Obi (punch) by Coldfaya(m): 2:01pm On Jan 15, 2017
ayam not understanding
Romance / Re: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Photos To The Toilet (Photos) by Coldfaya(m): 10:11am On Jan 11, 2017
quite uninspiring. the whole ATM and cook ish, although on the other hand this could be one of the real reasons people get married sha. whatever rocks their boat sha
Politics / Re: Leadership Crisis In PDP Seriously Affecting Staff Salaries by Coldfaya(m): 7:37am On Jan 11, 2017
Nigeria is a joke. politicians who should provide quality opposition to keep the ruling party on its toes are busy fighting for selfish interest.

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Sports / Re: Mikel Completes Move To Chinese Super League Side Tianjin TEDA (photo) by Coldfaya(m): 7:45am On Jan 06, 2017
all these people screaming £ 140k is too small I pity u. just convert that to NGN and stop comparing him to those who earn more.

dude is gonna be chilling yo
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ikwa Ibom Superman Aged 77: Pulls A Car With Teeth, 15 Men Can't Pull Him by Coldfaya(m): 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2017
bad gang

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Business / Re: Chicken Consumers Flay Increased Processing Charges by Coldfaya(m): 10:49am On Jan 01, 2017
it is only natural. they also buy things which have obviously increased so someone has to bear the cost. this thing is a chain reaction and I only pity salary earners cos salary is fixed while every other thing is skyrocketing

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Politics / Re: What's The Difference Between Femi Adesina And Doyin Okupe? (Nigerians Respond) by Coldfaya(m): 6:51am On Dec 29, 2016
I think that office changes people.
Doyin we expected all his stupid lies but not from Adeshina.

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Events / Re: Little Boys Drink Beer To Celebrate Christmas In Benue State (Photos) by Coldfaya(m): 6:42am On Dec 29, 2016
our benue our future
Politics / Re: Soldiers Celebrate Christmas With Their Guns At A Church In Borno. Photos by Coldfaya(m): 6:38am On Dec 27, 2016
these are the real Hero's. not those ones that will be flogging and giving frog jump to innocent civilians for one small reason or the other.

in any case, I do really respect and appreciate all military men. may God not only bless them all for their sacrifices but may the Nigerian govt couple themselves and start honouring these guys as they ought to

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Politics / Re: Delta Paid Ibori N250m In UK Prison by Coldfaya(m): 10:20am On Dec 25, 2016
jpphilips:
Who exactly made the black man? God can't be responsible for this evolutionary crisis!! Geez!!
Can't they say, ok considering the challenges the state is facing, it is unwise to continue with madness, who knows if the current Governor isn't inches away from madness too.
Animals will surely be laughing at the thought process of the black man.

Give a black man religion, he turns it upside down, give him democracy, he makes nothing of it.
Who is responsible for the creation of the black man? Angel Gabriel? ?

my brother I've often asked this question too. there's something fundamentally wrong with we blacks.
if not for the fact that God doesn't make mistakes ehn, I would have long concluded that we were first created as lab rats/ sample, then mistakes observed before He now created Whites and others. there are things you hear and even you as a black man will just be shocked

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Politics / Re: Delta Paid Ibori N250m In UK Prison by Coldfaya(m): 6:35am On Dec 25, 2016
Governor serves for 4-8years gets yearly pension of N50MM which is paid promptly.

Teacher/civil servant serves for 35 years, gets 20k pension which is still not paid regularly.

this is not about Delta state alone but about All States in the federation. how politicians in Nigeria have put us inside bottle and we still keep smiling marvels me walahi.

ayam tired. Merry Christmas

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are Some Of The Biggest Red Flags In An Interviewee? by Coldfaya(m): 7:31am On Dec 24, 2016
I like your closing Remark. try arranging yourself but don't over change cos there's always a job that suits your character and skills
Sports / Re: I Contemplated Suicide Over FIFA Suspension – Emmanuel Eboue by Coldfaya(m): 7:20am On Dec 24, 2016
the once unstoppable Ebue. try relax, there's life ahead. your mind is just playing tricks on you, don't give in to suicide bro
Education / Re: Breakdown Of The Result Of AROR OGHENERUKEVWE From The Database Of OAU by Coldfaya(m): 7:46pm On Dec 23, 2016
the only good thing I'm taking from this is the provost.

that aside, the girl is supposed to get this admission no matter the angle the school is coming from.

big ups to the Professor though. it's rare

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested After A Lady He Took Out, Died During Sex by Coldfaya(m): 1:26pm On Dec 19, 2016
when agro lands your ass it jail.

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Politics / Re: Cabinet Reshuffle: Presidency Taps Senate Ahead Of Resumption by Coldfaya(m): 7:40am On Dec 19, 2016
no need tipping anybody. just do the damn reshuffle and save us from seeing people like dalong.

I'm not even looking forward to the reshuffle cos the last time I had to wait six freaking months and still got mediocre appointees.

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Career / Re: What Would You Do If You Catch Your Boss Snooping Through Your Phone? by Coldfaya(m): 6:57am On Dec 15, 2016
MsDelilah:


Wow...

Okay, first of all, I'm not competing with Siena when it comes to knowledge about cars. The guy knows his onions. Though his personality is sh*t.

I never made him leave. He felt Nairaland was "coming between us" cos I kept calling him out on stuff he posted here. He thought I'd never find out. He left nairaland so that he could "focus on us".

By all means, send a guy to lead me on here. I'm not desperate enough to hook up with a guy I've never seen. I don't do online dating. Except you can pinpoint where I am, there's no how I can be led on, honey.

In those 5 months, I didn't have to wait for him to "perv me out". He was f*cking married, with 3 kids. He kept twisting his marital status - today he's divorced, tomorrow he's separated, next day he "just gave her divorce papers". Nigga was a sh*tty liar. He should learn from me.

I'm not looking to entrap anyone. I heard about Siena long before he ever contacted me. There's nothing I hate more than a man who doesn't respect his wife. He knew he had a family, yet he kept badmouthing her to me. For me to do what, applaud him?

I don't regret what I did to him. His wife and I chatted constantly. She confessed how he had been maltreating her for MORE THAN A YEAR. How this isn't the first time he cheated. The only person that ruined his family, is Siena Gbudje.

To show you how stup*d this guy is, after I sent his wife our entire chat history, I contacted him again to form "I don't know what came over me". One would think he had learnt. But a monkey in a tuxedo is STILL a monkey.

Nigga kept asking "can we start afresh? We need to be more careful now that she's in the picture". What sort of man is that? Then he'll come to Nairaland to act holier than thou?

I don't regret what I did.

Let him stalk me. I know he's still on Nairaland. This is a married man who told me to stop being friends with my ex because it made him uncomfortable. I laugh in German. Oniranu! This is a man who warned his wife not to have any male friends, yet he's the same one that would invite his female friends to sleep over. What a dog!

I'm quoting you not cos of what you wrote but cos of your siggy.

I hate it when I see well educated people misusing those words. this kills me the most " using is instead of it's".
while they keep using the whole slay queen thingy

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Education / Re: Why Sweden Imports Waste From Other Countries by Coldfaya(m): 6:01am On Dec 12, 2016
news like this can only make you wonder how you ended up in Nigeria
Politics / Re: Lady Declares Her Soldier Brother-In-Law Missing. He Was Posted To Borno by Coldfaya(m): 11:10am On Dec 10, 2016
NA again. this cases of missing personnel is becoming rampant.
it's not just the army, it's the Nigerian thing. no records everywhere

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Politics / Re: Twin Blasts Hit Adamawa Market. by Coldfaya(m): 4:37pm On Dec 09, 2016
Moblord:
But they told us they've won the battle

but not the war

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