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Me kwa am a virgin cuz no grl has gotten insyd ma boxers.B-) So is nt a big deal

Harbitualbaby:
"I'll like 2 have a canal knowledge of u".Jesus Christ! i screamed in my mind wit my eyes wide open am sure they popped out of d sockets.i stopped washin dat instant and i was jst staring at him,then i said what did u jst say?and he replied me in a even crazier way and said,i want 2f*ck u and i want u 2 give me a bj.i jst quietly got up and asked him 2 leave.it's jst so painful dat i dont knw hw 2 insult people.it was after he left dat i started thinkin of all d thins i shld have said.funny enuff wen he was leaving he said;pls dnt mark my face as a stupid person.in my mind i jst said of course u are not stupid but mentally derailed.i haven' stopped laffin since yesterday.and am wondering are there really people like this? i mean he doesn't even care if am human or ghost.hmmm. so while people were havin fun,i was dealing wit a psycho.and dat was my funny val experience.

thats why i love white ladies...they wil jst gv it to u

MzNelly:
I dunno.

hmmmn go n slip is late.

MzNelly:
Caling me "daft" is the last thing that would tick me off.
Yes, no man in his right senses would turn her down.

That is my opinion.

and hw abt u ursef can a normal guy turn u down?

MzNelly:
Stalk him until he has no choice but to give into you.

Or better still, if you see someone that has your specs, let him know. No man in his right senses would turn you down.

Best of luck, bae

so guys are now phones we now have specs...who kwns i might be Android 2.3.2 with 5mp camera and 2300mah ba3 life... Chai

Na wah o

funmilayoB:
imagine a lady that said "who cares if a lady is a virgin"
i guess she'sn't a female she just an imposter

dia ix dis aging virgin in ma villa she now sells church books n i guess she has lost all hope of being ravished *winkz* dnt be lyk her.... Sex is swt o try it...

Just imagining how various lovers will be enjoying themselves while am already at home cuz My last year's val night was spent in a police detention cell with ma 3 friends and the keke man...

funmilayoB:
u daft
u daft. fat whoree

is not cool calling her dah bt i lyk it though

Zeezy99:
No matter what, only an irresponsible guy would use and dump a girl and still thinks he did something cool

omg lol u grls hv did us many many tinz

whizqueen:
Like we care

tell am jare

Bisolarh:
tosyne bursting our speaker since 1600.. we just pray our bfs dont come across this thread... Anyway i'm glad no dude has ever gotten anything from me

na wah o ....

funmilayoB:
Thank god no 1 has ever gotten under my skirt

wow

Ehyaa nxt yr wil be bera

whizqueen:
Only broke ladies ask.

hmmmn i pray o

whizqueen:
Guys don't really know what they want sef. If a lady asks you call her a gold digger. Now that she is not asking you dey complain again. Nawa o

am not complaining jst confused cuz is so so unusual

uniqueren:
gbafuo here!!!, make i cry nah cos u tell me say i wowo. Infact ur punishment is: ANYTYM KONJI HOLD UR COLDROD, U WILL PEREIVE THAT SMELL.....

ketaut, omg u disgust me...who knws hw low ur hygiene wil be and person d date sm1 lyk u. And u evn be igbo grl

Advertico:
I put it to u op that u are less than 20. Any mature guy that sees a girl like ur babe will be thinking of marrying her. Anyways na u wear shoe na u knw where e dey pain u.

hehehi lol am a student and wia i come from we dnt marry carelessly n i dnt tink u are from south-east...wel am 22 n she ix two yrs less

Elypsis:
I strongly suggest that u shudnt wait for her to demand b4 u do things for her..even if she's richer than u spend on her and make sure u uphold the man dat u're supposed to be by doin this bro

tnks bro thats wht am already doing

uniqueren:
eiyaa!! So u re one of those guys their fart travel up their spine into their brain. Now dt wld explain the lack of control

u wowo o asin ehh u wowo die wtf...api val though

Advertico:
how old are u?

marriage is out of it ...jst dating...an i cnt bcus a grl is asking noting frm me ,i strt planning on marrying ...damn.

Yh me too i hate the sight of blood especially when coming out from de wrong place

ivyT:
No one's a V ,life fukks us up all d tym
#TeamSittingOnTheFence

but am no gay ...hw cn life fukk me?

Beamborla:
I don't know about other ladies, but every day is the Same to me. My dad got angry with me on my last birthday cos he forgot and I didn't remind him when he called me.
I really don't care much about all of those things and I'm sure thousands of ladies out there don't. It's really amazing to see guys exaggerate things, anyways

For the Big Bang Theory, who wouldn't love the show.

am impressed though

demelza:
Words of an insecure person. Control ko, controller ni.
You are obviously a teen, so I aint wasting my time advising.

hmmm when i say too young i meant i havent achieved much in life and not by age. And i cnt marry some one i hvnt decoded yet...cuz Is in the nature of evry woman to ask for gifts cuz they demselves r gift to us by God though we paid with our ribs

realmindz:
gud one bro, u caught her red handed....wish we can catch more of dem admiring us secretly

all of them do o bt dia problem too much

Advertico:
Omo if she is not pretending then hold her tight oh.

yh i knw bt evn if she wants to leave me today ,i cant stp her rather i wil only beg her to stay sm more.

Elypsis:
Guy u better grasp her with both hands and marry her + must she aask b4 u spend on her U come dey ask us

am too young for marriage...i need to control her for goodness sake...she gvs me this sick impression dah she cn do wel financially without me.

No10:
I may marry her.

evn wen u send her airtime without her consent she wil stil mk sure she exhausts it on u

Guys how will you feel when the girl you are dating is not asking you for anything even this val period? Cause the gurl am dating have not asked me for anything even when i take her out i end up spending jst 300naira or maximum 500naira is so so embrassing....dunno if is shyness or pride.

naijaboiy:
Sex machine ke?

When all most of you do is just to lie like a log of wood about to be used for cooking while the guy pounds.

"Sex machine" is even an overrated tag for most Nigerian girls.

Many of them are hell boring during sex.

u r right evn the fear of cuming quickly wont allow u njoy wella STRESS IN SEX

itzWarner:
Hey c'mon folks,these are our sisters tho some of em do a lot of shit and yes MOST of them are hungry,we ain't got choice than to try and change em..I love Naija girls..they're the best


OP: yu said your fiancee is in Canada/a Canadian,who gives a shiit bout that,your mama no be Nigerian girl

dont miss wia he said our mother's set were the best