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Hey!!! You wanted a Visa to the US?
You got one ***Kolomental***

Further Advice; Still have brothers who want to live in Us? Let her the ***Kolomental*** spare her remaining sisters. By the time you will notice, you and your family members will be living and transported to the US for free.

^singing O O O oooo Kolomental

But wait a min are you sure you're really ok? Read your previous posts

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  from jamyle-November 05, 2006, 12:46 AM]
Hello Guys Jamyle is my name i live in Ikeja lagos, I need you guys to please help me on what to do about my girlfriend, To start with some weeks back i and my girl were in my house she ask me a question she said" Jamyle have you ever fell inlove with a girl at first site?? I said no it happens but not to me" I suspected that question and i was like Jenny u don trip for somebody abi,  she said nooo i say okay oo, The  following week we were in my room she took my phone flashed a number and deleted it immediately, the number called back and say"u flash me just now, i said noo this is a wrong number the guy hung up so i asked my girl did u flash any number she said yes i asked who was that she told me a friend of hers(i suspected her ever since i felt like this girl is cheating on me i've always had that instings i began to  keep a close watch on her, Where i am driving at is that today 4th nov 06 when she came to my house she to me jamil give me some money to call my mum i said ok i gave  her 500 naira i followed her to the call center meanwhile i left while i was talking with a friend i suspect that she wasnt talking to her mum as she told me was i rushed to her grab the phone saw the number she was calling i found at that it was the same number that she flashed on my phone i said to her Jenny why?? You have been cheating on me right she no i said to her why u calling this guy this was the same guy that u called with my phone she told me jamil he's just a friend, i said if he's just a friend you shouldnt hide to talk to him in my presence she couldnt talk, She has been doing lots of stuffs like this but i kept getting it over me because i love her, i've given her the freedom to my house i gave her all she wanted now it seems like i am not good for her anymore when  i found out that she was calling another guy with my money i was mad at her i left there with annoyance she called me i shouted at her the last word she said to me was ""jamil i've told u i am dating that guy he's just a friend if that is the reason why u want to leave me then ""*********If u ask me do i still love her i will say  yes but i always feel like she is cheating on me , Really i am confused.PLEASE GUYS I AM IN A DILEMA WHAT SHOULD I DO?

(( Guys make una no vex for the wrong wrong grammer wey dey for my story una sabi this thing no our mother tongue na learn we dey learn so we sabi pass ourselves, But really i want make una tell me wetin i go asap)

@Nigeria1

I beg to say this, I bet you are getting the message by others kinda wrong. I believe its a critic that should be welcomed. If you had read through some post earlier, someone mentioned/commented on the articles you have got on your site as rich and good. The issue here is you should make the site more visual friendly. You know a little organized/arranged. This site is speaking for you before you talk, why not make it speak better then. I know this should be a difficult task. However, make it a lil nicer.

Finally always welcome constructive criticism, it could build you better.

Coleslove

ITBeings:
Hi NigeriaOne,

What am about to say should not offend you at all. As for me I love critics. Please kindly give your site a good look. Don't be offended my brother. Your site has lots of information which can serve the public and the world, it's like an information DB. You even said USA companies want their ADs on your site. Please give it a nice look and some nice layout. You might want to take a look at this http://amanaffiliate.com . This site is still in alpha mode and work on it but a little slow for now. It's a site purposely developed for webmaster, affiliate, reseller and people who want to start making money online too. We all have strenght in different areas. In my case, am not good at writing articles but with code all things work well.

I will also like to make comment on your forum too. The SMF script has been , I don't even know what to say about it. Is this not the same template I use on http://OneGreatChurch.com ? I am just surprise with what I saw, maybe it because I don't like things been disordered.

No offense my bro and I hope you do understand me. Please make a change.

Thanks
My name is Silas.

True Talk bro.

I rarely could identify the Top or Bottom of the site.

Please work on it.

Ouch***My tele got Broken . Are there any on Radio?

^{***Shaking head***} Hmm pathetic.

Welcome to the club (BROKEN HEARTED). So, what do you want? Sympathy? Of course YES. You've got some and a lot too.

Don't Think This: SHE'S NEVER GONNA COME BACK (NOT EVEN BEGGING YOU) Shame would not allow this happen. Obviously if she comes back you would get irritated and would want to pay back.

New Lesson: Never Trust Completely. Always give room for doubt.

Love No--one and you'll not get heart broken
Trust No-one and you'll not be let down.

Ponder on this: Do you really need her to become What/Who you want to be?

Your Help/solace is not in telling us here, afterall, no-one knew when it was sizzling hot.

Encourage your self or discourage your self.

Good day

aniffy4eva:
@ Coleslove

Thanks for helping me out with the grammatical errors, , i admit my mistakes, (^{altho' i didn't make any error when i was typing my response to you} )

Anyways ^{still correcting this boy}, your second post (ie. your reply to the poster), actually made more sense, and was more constructive. Please, endeavour to continue with posts like this,

Cheers

NB, and thanks ^{poor choice of words, too bad} also for sticking to my piece of advice!!

Young Man, i bet if you have scores to settle with me, we can best do it off Nairaland. Good day

Riff-Raff

Suggestion 1: Change your name and Location. It has a way of influencing you.
Suggestion 2: What are you good at doing or enjoy doing? It could be your TALENT and you are busy searching for some outstanding or special, _Whatever

I guess we can make a start with these.

aniffy4eva:
I cannot give you the formula for success, ^{Stupid remark} but I can give you the formula for failure ^{More Stupid than i thought}--which is: Try to please everybody.
There is only one way to happiness, ^{Totally of tracks, sounds even more appalling} and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of our will.

Just pray hard and listen to God speak to you,

Cheers

I am just tired of making much corrections in this particular post. Did you even read before making remarks

You are a Riff-Raff, thats a enough Talent. Build on this and you could be best at it.

Congratulations.
I just hope you don't get full of yourself as a staff now and develop a lousy customer relation. (_{You know like, i am tired of the job or work is too much attitude})

temi4real:
and wash your face with your early morning urine and then drink your last urine bfore going to bed.

WHAT WATER SCARCITY?

Good suggestions, also check the kind of food you have been eating lately. Your skin is just reacting to some food taken. Moreso, reduce intake of oily foods.

Yes quite rite

@ Topic

I have a feeling this is a polite way of spying into the pouches of Mr. Admin. Why not this topic. You know, like,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  Nairaland Financial Statement ^ooppss Party. _{Typographic error}

Seun:
That seems to make a lot of sense.

Somthing tells me someone is trying to avoid expense.

LanreDaMan:
Spyrogyra, Leeches and Tadpoles in Drinking water (Early days of Satchet water)

Exagerated i guess? All these couldn't have been sealed in the satchet water bro.

Hair strands
Butterfly in my Eggs (an eatry)
Iron filings in Gari (a friend)

@ Poster

Congrats for accepting the reports of "Your Doctor"

For the verdict on your girl friend. Just let us know when you're ready or the date. Afterall you or her have already dealt with each other and now you claim you want to MURDER her and commit suicide. As for your suicide i guess i could help with some chemicals if you wish.

Check your story and re-frame please. ^{Make it a lil more pathetic. Stupid post}

redsun:
Fools can't love.

Synonymity Please

Criterias for prospective Males & Females. Obesed? Moderate? Slim? or Rank 'n' Files and so on.

windywendy:
I laughed when I read this, because it’s quite lame. Your post portrays women as simpletons and men as deceptive and insensitive. Is that really the case? Of course there may be exceptions, but that’s just what they are – exceptions.

First of all, I take it that you don’t know the meaning of the phrase “creatures of easy virtue”, otherwise you would be smart enough not to use it in generalization, especially in a public forum. Your use of it here is in very poor taste.

You say that 99.9% of women don’t know the difference between lust and love? Do you honestly think that women are that dumb? Or are you saying that men are such good fakes as to make lust look like love scuh that it’s impossible to tell the difference? NO ONE IS THAT GOOD A FAKE, and no one can feign love for any meaningful length of time. Most people (the exception being the minority that have never experienced unconditional love) can tell the difference between someone who genuinely loves them and one who’s just lusting after them. If anyone chooses lust, it’s because that’s what they want. Women are not as dumb as you portray here, unless of course you’re referring to the women in your circle of influence.

In verse 1 of your post, you portray males as deceptive sex-crazed creatures who would go to any length (even to the extent of promising marriage) in order to get a woman into bed. I suppose this includes you? If men are generally that way, then the whole world will be in turmoil. Thankfully most men aren’t that way. Of course there are the deceptive men (and women) who will do or say anything to get what they want (what’s new??) but the generalization is needless.

Verse 4 of your post, I found very funny. How many men do indeed get married because they want a “trophy” wife?? Are men really that senseless?? Why go through all the trouble of cheating, lying, exploiting and even stealing just to acquire a “trophy” wife that, according to you, will “get rusty with age”? That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard. I assume this is just your opinion and is not what generally obtains.

And in your verse 6, I assume that when you say “too much sex” you actually mean promiscuity? If that’s the case, then this is applicable to everyone, as sexually transmitted diseases have no gender preferences!

Finally, please don’t give this type of advice to your daughters (or sons), as it’s quite unnecessary. Just showering them with unconditional love and helping them develop a solid moral foundation, a healthy self esteem and self confidence will enable them exercise good judgment in most situations. Casting men (or women) in an ugly light will only instill fear and/or suspicision into them and seriously hamper their ability to form healthy male-female relationships.

I BLIVE THIS SHOULD BE READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY THE POSTER. YOUR PERCEPTIONS AND HIGHLIGHTS ARE ALL WRONG. WRONG ABOUT WOMEN AND WRONG ABOUT MEN.

@WindyWendy
Guess you spoke peice of my mind. Thanks

None, .Just embrace it, study it get use to it and sort things out.

Seun:
Hmmm, actually, my parents claim to be from Osun State because their parents are from there. It's really silly for anyone to claim to be from a particular region because your great ancestors were from somewhere else!

Fcourse you are from there, Iseyin to be precise. The surname Osewa is from that clan.

^{Searching in music files to play Femi Kuti's song.} I sorry sorry ooo, I sorry for, bla bla bla

Guess some people forgot about their parents? Guess they are strangers.

titialli2:
its too bad that even university graduates can't speak good english, too bad

Seconded

Hilarious trend

Hmm, , , Some make the News and some tell the News.

There are players and there are spectators.

I will be counting on some you guys to help discuss about my fame in some years from now. watch out ok.

Catch me there if you can. _{Whistling while working}

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2007/aug/29/national-29-08-2007-001.htm

By DIPO KEHINDE
Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Detectives investigating a fraud case at the Special Fraud Unit (SFU), Ikoyi, Lagos have blown the cover of a 28-year-old Port Harcourt-based suspected cultist, who built a multi-million naira mansion that serves as his hideout in the Ojodu area of Lagos State.

Confirming the suspicion of the acting Inspector General of Police, Mr Mike Okiro that some outlaws, who have turned the Garden City into hell are from other states, the suspect who identified himself as Afolabi Adebayo, confessed to Daily Sun that his marauding gang operates in Port Harcourt and runs to Lagos to relax after making a hit.

Adebayo, who rides an automatic Cherokee Jeep marked HZ 892 AAA, confessed that he has made millions, even though he never had a visible means of livelihood.

Although he only described himself as "a local occultist," who also obtains money under false pretences, police believe there is more to Adebayo than meets the eye.
Wondering how he came about his fabulous wealth, the police are working on the theory that Adebayo could be a bank robber or one of the abductors who have been taking hostages and demanding ransom for their freedom.

When he was interviewed, Adebayo told Daily Sun: "I’m a local occultist. I also do 419 and I have an office in Port Harcourt with some boys working for me."
He claimed to have bought the plot on which he built the mansion for N2.8 million, insisting that he made his millions by curing people with back pains and helping those who wanted to be sexually virile.
Each time he was asked about members of his group or their whereabouts, he shivered and said: "Oh, I’m finished, please help me."

Adebayo, a native of Ikere town in Ekiti State, who said he was a fraudster, later confessed that the man who brought him into a dreaded cult group in Port Harcourt had died and he could not give the address of any member of the group, although he mentioned some names and said that whenever they had a job to do they made contacts on phone.

According to the Commissioner of Police at SFU, Mr Olayiwola Balogun, detectives were investigating a fraud case after receiving a petition from a woman who claimed that Adebayo duped her, when they stumbled on the other side of the suspect.

The police also recovered from Adebayo a Honda car and they have begun a bigger probe into the background of the suspect who did not have more than secondary school education.

What did she give you?