Uniquetani1:



Confirming love? When you guys are dating

lol...sorry last time.

Uniquetani1:



I don't understand why she need to convince you.
You can't do things for love?

First of all, I need to be sure if she's deeply in love with me otherwise she might take me as a wussy.

Uniquetani1:
Guys/men in the house, can you get sanitary pads for your girlfriend?

Babe: I just saw my period
Guy: oh! What do you need?
Babe: can you help get sanitary pads at the pharmacy?
Guy: Anything for you love

Can you do this?

Yes, I can. I can also buy undies for her but she really needs to convince me first.

OMG!

Big turn off on me.

medriano:


You must be feeling like one god. Smh. Too many children here..

I am a big ooo if you don't know. And I'm never desperate on women. I can make a lady wait for so long.

imagrg:
What an achievement!
Okay boy, clap for yourself now.
It's not easy committing such a sin and confessing it openly.
I salute your courage.
Go and sin no more!

Thanks bro.

sollolucci77:


Its guys like you that make all these small girls continue to have their stupid inflated sense of ego...stop engaging them ffs

OK man. Thnks.

RaptObserver:


Actually a man is born to think and solve problems so there is nothing we can do about it. Women simply enjoy his sweat. We can't change it.

Don't say we can't change it. Say you can't change it.

PaulOtl:
Until he finds out that she has been giving it to German Shepherds too, on the island.

Na their type they quickly offer sex in every situation, thinking its as a way to solve every problem. Just look at what she could think of. Lol...lemme be going joor.

Most Nigerian girls have nothing to offer anymore, except sex and that is why they sleep with dogs now.

Everything about Nigerian women is sex. What a shame!

Uniquetani1:



E se
They said you are a hater of women

LOL, that's really funny. I am not a gay, you know?

Send me a private message. We need to talk.

Benz4pimp:
please get things correct…when you put pretty in from of any word,it reduces the actual meaning.pretty beautiful means not too beautiful…You can check your dictionary to confirm that

Pretty beautiful is wrong. Totally wrong. You lack basic understanding of English Language.

shilenji:
Naso Supposed Sex Fiction thread turn Vawulence ground. All thanks to Idun(Maggot)

His education is faulty.

Not friction. It happened really. The two sisters really loved me and I had to sleep with both of them. Wasn't my fault anyway.

Uniquetani1:



I don't want
Na husband I dey find

How old are you? Maybe we can work something out.

Chatting with a lady is very simple. What I do first of all, is to be funny. Like saying hey, you were born on Sunday while I was born on Monday. Hope you don't mind chatting with an ugly face like me? Most times, I get response like no, you aren't ugly.

Furthermore, next thing is make up. Then once I notice your interest level in me is going high, I'll begin to delay responding to you and will say, I would call you later. Once a woman is waiting for your call, then her interest level towards you is high. Everything becomes much easier thereafter.

Uniquetani1:



You will pay for this advert

Hahaha.

Aklee4994:
Is she a feminist

Hahaha. Maybe, maybe not.

I can say yesterday was pretty cool. Only those who understand English literally would know it's correct.

Rubby007:
in other words pretty means *very*

That dude is silly. He doesn't understand English literally.

I've also slept with a hottie from Nairaland but won't reveal her identity.

MAGG0T:
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you came up with a Usual fairy tale, just to feel how ignorant you are...

Better use this time, you wanna waste typing such trash, to attend jamb lesson..your mates are doing so

You called it a fairly tale because women do not feel attraction towards you. Your best bet is to go to brothel and pay for sex and that's why you do not think that some men have actually slept with two sisters.

MAGG0T:
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Pretty and Damsel are words with the same meaning...

Who gave this loafer a phone in the first place

Please do not insult me. I am not a wussy like you do.

I was outside alone one evening and I saw this pretty damsel passing by, who greeted me very passionately but I didn't respond. I kept reading my newspaper.

Uniquetani1:
Is it just me?
Most guys haven't grown up. They don't know how to make or start conversation with a lady.

You guys should be creative.
For instance, a guy chatting with a lady for the first time and asking if she has eaten.

Have you eaten?
Hope you have eaten?
What did you eat?

If I haven't eaten, what will you do about it? Will you order me food?
What did I eat? Are you asking because you are hungry?

Another thing
Asking what did you do for a living?
I don't understand, are you broke? Do you need money? Are you looking for a sugar mummy?

Lastly, send me your full pic
For what?

It's an advice tho

It's an advice

Hahaha. You cracked me up here. And that's why they should simply purchase my e-book and learn some tricks.

siofra:


They'll still be the same men pretending that they want an intelligent wife but when they see big nyash their brain stops functioning.

Hahaha.

siofra:


Guy, calm down. She doesn't even know you exist

My chick is more beautiful and taller than the gurl.

Threesha:
Save that cash, don't say I didn't do anything for you.


In every lady's inbox, there is always a guy chatting to himself. He says "Hello' today and replies himself 'Hi' tomorrow.

Steals One Meat - It's sweet
Steals another one - The maggi is not too much
Steals again - The Curry and thyme is original

That's how armed robbery started





When i was a kid, Pussy meant a Cat, Sex meant Gender, Dick was a name and Bang was a sound.
What is happening to this Generation

LOL, that's so funny.

mmadu4:



she is ugly dont even bother your self ,

Hmmm...how did u know that man?

adorablefwb:


So I will open eyes wide and send my pictures here. You want my family members to see that I'm seeking for FWB here abi

Stopeet abeg!!!

Hahahahahaahahhaha. Not really. I just wanna rate you.

adorablefwb:


Hahhaahaha, this one is just frustrated!!!

Abeg no be me do you

You guys are really funny

I'm not frustrated. Just having fun here. I want to see your picture.

adorablefwb:


Love machine cannot converse and is not original.

Shut up! You want a dick. A sweet dick, that's why you look forward to having a whatassp video call. The question is do you have a nice pussy?