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Jokes Etc / Re: My First Condom by collide: 11:36am On Nov 10, 2009 |
;d |
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by collide: 1:14pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
These are the type of girls I had one night stand with, once I borrow my friends Honda Accord, I am more likely going to be booked for the rest of the week, before they realised who owns the car, by then fire don passtell them ohhh, i have booked one this weekend, in fact shes gonna be the one to buy fuel.god save am sey yaradua don stop deregulation.dont get it twisted she's a good girl gone lady gaga, i'll help her cure the agro for fast cars and balls. |
Religion / Re: Man Insists On Preaching The Gospel On British Airways Flight by collide: 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
can u sell gala on a plane? |
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by collide: 12:48pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
foolish hoes |
Music/Radio / Re: What Does Mode 9 In The Indusry by collide: 9:19am On Oct 27, 2009 |
OMG!!!!!! And i heared u r d most intelligent in your family damn!!!please tell dem ohh make them leave am alone ohhhh, |
Music/Radio / Re: Three 6 Mafia Are Devil Worshippers! by collide: 9:14am On Oct 27, 2009 |
three six mafia ? devil worshipers, jay z freemason, rihanna raped by the devil, dbanj smuggling cocaine in and out of Europe, bone thugs church of satan members + celine doin and mudafuckers who sing very well, ohh i forgot this one don jazzy is a fagg. mi went to do yash implant. |
Sports / Re: Usa Vs Spain Fifa U-17 Lights At Kano Stadium Goes Out by collide: 9:03am On Oct 27, 2009 |
a little bit of our nigerian hospitality |
Politics / Re: Do We Derserve The Leaders We Get? by collide: 10:49am On Oct 23, 2009 |
@ topic - CATEGORICAL NOare you high on chepies? firstly are you trying to tell me that from the bottom of the civil service food chain to the top is not corrupt. who d hell are the masses? news flash, next time YOU want to talk about free and fair election.think about dumb mass of nigerians who kill themselves for the theives they voted in. foolish cow. |
Politics / Re: Fg Declares Mend Enemy Of State by collide: 10:36am On Oct 23, 2009 |
nigeria's cup, one day, one day, would be full. most of u guys making foolish comments haven't been on a boat being double crossed by mili-boys khacked up with desert eagles,Kalashnikovs and missile launchers. you are in lagos nairalanding your yash off feeling u can say what u want to say abi? y'all don't know that this amnesty thing is a bloody propaganda. my own prayer is that when these boys strike it doesn't affect innocent people. they should face the devils wearing agbada and bloodclatt emm. |
Politics / Re: This Is Why I Hate Nigerians. by collide: 10:03am On Oct 23, 2009 |
The guy was just a victim of mindset. in south africa, soweto youths blow up atm machines dawg and dont have time for scamm. those niggaz wont hesitate to shoot u point blank to grab ur phone. now thats dat. as for infrastructures we should not forget dat the aesthetic value of an environment is a product of the nature of a man's mind. the oyinbos just naturally build stuff out of nothing. look lets not totally attack the poster.take gidi for example.you wont know nau because u are comfortable with urself. lagos will be a mega slum overflowing with a population of 50 milli, by 2025 and there as to be a plan for infrastructure. |
Politics / Re: Yar'adua's Health Worsens, Collapses At Hilton Hotel by collide: 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
President Yar'adua is the best thing that has happened to Nigerian Nation's Democracy since independence! Kudo to OBJ who brought him to rule us. Yar'adua will rule the country till after his second term which will end in 2015 when he will handover to an Iboman in the person of Prof Chukwuma Soludo. All those wishing President are wasting their prayers. Yar' adua move on and achieve your 2020 vision! You will never die! mr macfarland , or wetin be your name .are u a nigerian or are you drunk? stupid cow |
Computers / Re: 419ers Take Over Facebook by collide: 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
WHY ARE WE COMPLAINING NOW? CAN 'YAHOOZEE' & 'MAGA DON PAY' TOP THE CHARTS IN A COUNTRY AND AMONG A PEOPLE INTERESTED IN FIGHTING THE MENACE OF 419? IF YES, HOW COME NIGERIANS WERE DANCING IT NIGHT AND DAY? OLU MAINTAIN WAS EVEN INVITED FOR SOCIAL FUNCTIONS WHERE HE REELED OUT HIS 'HIT TRACK' B4 YARADUA & JONATHAN GOODLUCK [-9ja's first citizens?]. EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS, COULDN'T THEIR PROTOCOL OFFICERS HAVE INTIMATED THEM OF THE IMPLICATION OR TOLD OLU NOT TO SING THE SONG B4 OUR WHO IS WHO? WE JUST DEY DECEIVE OURSELVES ON FIGHTING 419. SHIO! FACE IT, 9JA AS A COUNTRY IS FINISHED! HOWEVER, OUT OF THE ASHES OF THIS MORASS, A NEW NATION BASED ON MERIT 'LL RISE. this is the only reasonable comment on this topic. Nigerians are quick to blame Nigerians for being scammers when they r indirectly scamming themselves and buying into the scam mentality. we defend this yahoo boys too unconsciously. lets focuse on eradicating poverty and protect our bloody profiles on facebook so that we wont become potential mugus. |
Religion / Re: I Am Suing Pastor Chris Oyakhilome For N200 Million by collide: 4:33pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
it is very sad that we nigerians are so wicked. some one was beaten up by security guards of a spiritual institution and people are defending themselves. one day, one day . God himself would be angry about this mess. look at our society. gidi would hold a population of 50 million by 2025 and 70% of em' are indigent. what is church's role? is it to buy big jets and self brand themselves, dine with devils in agbada in aso rock. light and darkness dont mix. in the bible we neva saw elijah drinking beer with ahab. we neva saw paul roll up in limos with escorts holding Tommy guns and shit. in fact rulers hated the pastors because they lifted people out of oppression. those security men should have even invited the guy .politely chat with em and even given him tea. i wouldn't do dat. i would have beaten the shit out of him because a security guard is trained to do so.BUT. that is what Jesus would do. y the f@#!k do we deceive ourselves. WHAT THE 'SHIZNIT' CHRIST EMBASSY HAVE TO HIDE. WHY ARE DEY AFRAID OF PUBLICITY.? |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by collide: 11:45am On Jan 16, 2009 |
reality music man. fort minor. i am tired of fixing stupid fantasies and make belief in my mind that rappers today feed us. yall need to listen to songs like right now or cigarettes by shinoda. es |
Romance / Re: Beyonce's If I Was A Boy Does It Say What Women Really Are? Or What Men Are ? by collide: 12:45pm On Jan 09, 2009 |
if beyonce was a boy? what if she was really a boy living in gaza strip with isreali missles flying over her numb skull she would find better inspirations for reasonable songs. why are artists today repeating and over emphasizing intellectual miopic topics? ish. |
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