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Jokes Etc / Re: My First Condom by collide: 11:36am On Nov 10, 2009
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Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by collide: 1:14pm On Oct 29, 2009
grin
These are the type of girls I had one night stand with, once I borrow my friends Honda Accord, I am more likely going to be booked for the rest of the week, before they realised who owns the car, by then fire don pass
tell them ohhh, i have booked one this weekend, in fact shes gonna be the one to buy fuel.god save am sey yaradua don stop deregulation.dont get it twisted she's a good girl gone lady gaga, i'll help her cure the agro for fast cars and balls. wink
Religion / Re: Man Insists On Preaching The Gospel On British Airways Flight by collide: 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2009
grin can u sell gala on a plane?
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by collide: 12:48pm On Oct 29, 2009
angry foolish hoes
Music/Radio / Re: What Does Mode 9 In The Indusry by collide: 9:19am On Oct 27, 2009
OMG!!!!!! And i heared u r d most intelligent in your family damn!!!

A failed rapper lyricist

-with 3 channel o awards (a hat trick he calls it)
-with 3 hip hop awards as the best lyricist
-labelled as a rapper with one of the largest fanbase on the african continent (yea, i stand to be corrected!!!!!)
-with a new infiniti jeep
-labelled as the most hardworking nigerian rapper
-with a crib of his own (or is he living in your father's house?)
-only nigerian rapper to recieve props from renowned international hip hop artistes
-the only nigerian MUSICIAN living as simple as he can. . .and he is labelled broke cos he doesnt flaunt. . .i hate this country!!!!

If with all these u still call him a failed lyricist, then u need to call popsy, mumsy, and your grannies for a SECOND CHANGE adult education. . .

mumu


please tell dem ohh make them leave am alone ohhhh,
Music/Radio / Re: Three 6 Mafia Are Devil Worshippers! by collide: 9:14am On Oct 27, 2009
grin three six mafia ? devil worshipers, jay z freemason, rihanna raped by the devil, dbanj smuggling cocaine in and out of Europe, bone thugs church of satan members + celine doin and mudafuckers who sing very well, ohh i forgot this one don jazzy is a fagg. mi went to do yash implant.
Sports / Re: Usa Vs Spain Fifa U-17 Lights At Kano Stadium Goes Out by collide: 9:03am On Oct 27, 2009
a little bit of our nigerian hospitality tongue
Politics / Re: Do We Derserve The Leaders We Get? by collide: 10:49am On Oct 23, 2009
@ topic - CATEGORICAL NO

It has become fashionable for some people to be hypercritical and blame the masses for the actions of the kleptocrats in power. This blame would be justified if we were allowed to vote or the elections were not rigged.

The absence of military uniform doesn't mean democracy. Next time people want to castigate the masses, they should remember these four words - Free and Fair Elections.
are you high on chepies? angry firstly are you trying to tell me that from the bottom of the civil service food chain to the top is not corrupt. who d hell are the masses? news flash, next time YOU want to talk about free and fair election.think about dumb mass of nigerians who kill themselves for the theives they voted in. foolish cow.
Politics / Re: Fg Declares Mend Enemy Of State by collide: 10:36am On Oct 23, 2009
nigeria's cup, one day, one day, would be full. most of u guys making foolish comments haven't been on a boat being double crossed by mili-boys khacked up with desert eagles,Kalashnikovs and missile launchers. you are in lagos nairalanding your yash off feeling u can say what u want to say abi?
y'all don't know that this amnesty thing is a bloody propaganda. my own prayer is that when these boys strike it doesn't affect innocent people. they should face the devils wearing agbada and bloodclatt emm. angry
Politics / Re: This Is Why I Hate Nigerians. by collide: 10:03am On Oct 23, 2009
The guy was just a victim of mindset.
Fertile ground for stereotypical black man thinking, like most people are.
The skyscrapers and six-lane highways of South Africa do very little to hide the hideous shanties in Hillsboro and Soweto. If anyone has ever been to SA, you'll know exactly what I mean.


in south africa, soweto youths blow up atm machines dawg and dont have time for scamm. those niggaz wont hesitate to shoot u point blank to grab ur phone. grin
now thats dat. as for infrastructures we should not forget dat the aesthetic value of an environment is a product of the nature of a man's mind. the oyinbos just naturally build stuff out of nothing. look lets not totally attack the poster.take gidi for example.you wont know nau because u are comfortable with urself. lagos will be a mega slum overflowing with a population of 50 milli, by 2025 and there as to be a plan for infrastructure.
Politics / Re: Yar'adua's Health Worsens, Collapses At Hilton Hotel by collide: 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2009
President Yar'adua is the best thing that has happened to Nigerian Nation's Democracy since independence! Kudo to OBJ who brought him to rule us. Yar'adua will rule the country till after his second term which will end in 2015 when he will handover to an Iboman in the person of Prof Chukwuma Soludo. All those wishing President are wasting their prayers. Yar' adua move on and achieve your 2020 vision! You will never die!
 

mr macfarland , or wetin be your name .are u a nigerian or are you drunk?  angry stupid cow
Computers / Re: 419ers Take Over Facebook by collide: 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2009
WHY ARE WE COMPLAINING NOW? CAN 'YAHOOZEE' & 'MAGA DON PAY' TOP THE CHARTS IN A COUNTRY AND AMONG A PEOPLE INTERESTED IN FIGHTING THE MENACE OF 419? IF YES, HOW COME NIGERIANS WERE DANCING IT NIGHT AND DAY? OLU MAINTAIN WAS EVEN INVITED FOR SOCIAL FUNCTIONS WHERE HE REELED OUT HIS 'HIT TRACK' B4 YARADUA & JONATHAN GOODLUCK [-9ja's first citizens?]. EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS, COULDN'T THEIR PROTOCOL OFFICERS HAVE INTIMATED THEM OF THE IMPLICATION OR TOLD OLU NOT TO SING THE SONG B4 OUR WHO IS WHO? WE JUST DEY DECEIVE OURSELVES ON FIGHTING 419. SHIO! FACE IT, 9JA AS A COUNTRY IS FINISHED! HOWEVER, OUT OF THE ASHES OF THIS MORASS, A NEW NATION BASED ON MERIT 'LL RISE.

this is the only reasonable comment on this topic. Nigerians are quick to blame Nigerians for being scammers when they r indirectly scamming themselves and buying into the scam mentality. we defend this yahoo boys too unconsciously. lets focuse on eradicating poverty and protect our bloody profiles on facebook so that we wont become potential mugus. grin
Religion / Re: I Am Suing Pastor Chris Oyakhilome For N200 Million by collide: 4:33pm On Oct 22, 2009
undecided it is very sad that we nigerians are so wicked. some one was beaten up by security guards of a spiritual institution and people are defending themselves. one day, one day . God himself would be angry about this mess. look at our society. gidi would hold a population of 50 million by 2025 and 70% of em' are indigent. what is church's role? is it to buy big jets and self brand themselves, dine with devils in agbada in aso rock. light and darkness dont mix. in the bible we neva saw elijah drinking beer with ahab. we neva saw paul roll up in limos with escorts holding Tommy guns and shit. in fact rulers hated the pastors because they lifted people out of oppression. those security men should have even invited the guy .politely chat with em and even given him tea. i wouldn't do dat. i would have beaten the shit out of him because a security guard is trained to do so.BUT. that is what Jesus would do. y the f@#!k do we deceive ourselves. WHAT THE 'SHIZNIT' CHRIST EMBASSY HAVE TO HIDE. WHY ARE DEY AFRAID OF PUBLICITY.?
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by collide: 11:45am On Jan 16, 2009
reality music man. fort minor. i am tired of fixing stupid fantasies and make belief in my mind that rappers today feed us. yall
need to listen to songs like right now or cigarettes by shinoda. angryes
Romance / Re: Beyonce's If I Was A Boy Does It Say What Women Really Are? Or What Men Are ? by collide: 12:45pm On Jan 09, 2009
if beyonce was a boy? what if she was really a boy living in gaza strip with isreali missles flying over her numb skull
she would find better inspirations for reasonable songs. why are artists today repeating and over emphasizing intellectual miopic
topics? ish.

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