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tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute ooooo


OP, at the introductory part, you should have added "this is to counter the thread created by Tosyne2much yesterday".

You might even put the link sef, so that it will have high possibility of gracing the FP


Nice counter bro

noted...Tnx

prettythicksme:
Yea i knw!ama broke gurl as well but i dont do what u listed up there cos i'm from burunda! **but op u can lie ooo

this woman have heard you

prettythicksme:
I smell lies up there!! here in burunda we gurls dont cook for our male visitor,we take dem to eatry! and also buy take away for dem

if you didn't check d topic title...I said broke gals

lurlah2014:
giving out their body is TOTALLY out of it pleassssssoooo don insult us oo

not an insult Miss...u can't do it don't mean others don't do it

This is to counter the thread created by
Tosyne2much yesterday

10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors https://www.nairaland.com/2658404/10-things-broke-guys-normally

1.She Offers Nothing: This is very true, some girls can be so broke to the extent that they have nothing to offer other than 'nothing'

2.Sexy Magazine: When most broke guys discover you getting bored with nothing to offer you, dey go for the option to keep u busy with a sexy magazine dey got from their bro room

3.Sachet Water and groundnut: Really don't knw d reason gals offer ground nut to guys buh I knw It mostly done by broke babes

4.Petty Fruits: When broke gals discover dey have nothing to offer guys dey quickly run outside to get us petty fruits like Orange,water melon, apple and d rest. Most of d listed commodity cost nothing more than 70 naira in naija

5.Indomie and Egg: Girls knw that d only way to a guys heart is 2ru his stomach...d cheapest n most delicious meal that comes to their mind is indomie spice up with egg buh dey will definitely forget to add vegetables...

6.Romance: Yeah this is very through...ask some sharp guys n gals here they will gv u deir experience

7.Romance Movie(Blue film): yeah this is very through buh not applicable to all girls, it only done by gals wu are emotionally attracted to you... When everything gets bored to them n cnt get a beta idea to ask for s*x from you den this will be their only option.

8.They Invite Friends To Keep You Busy: Broke girls are guilty of these..Won't write much on this

9.They Offer You Their Body: You Knw d rest... Everything listed above is applicable to broke girls n those sexually attracted to guys

10: add yours

MsBliss:
all you discussed up there are concerning daughters

yea it only females cuz I personally think there no such tin as virgin to boys..dunno about u..guys are always virgin for life

1.They Start Controlling Her Life: they think such practice will make her desist from sex..buh hell No they are wrong. Instead it creates more urge in them.. They always wanna knw where she goes, why she is going out, who she is going out with and lots more.. I think Only FBI agent does this

2.They Seize Her Fone: they seize her fone like she is Allison madueke Diezani who looted the house..some parents even go to the length of destroying her fone and sim..Buh trust this generation there is always a way out

3.They Beat Her: This is when most Parents remember the Bible verse that states "spare d rod and spoil the child" they fall on her like mayweather is taking on Mr Ibu.

4.They Turn Teachers: This applies to only literate parents. They start teaching her about sex, it good n bad, it prevention and every other tin teachable..buh I wonder y dey didn't teach her at d early stage.

5.They Threaten Her: Some parents threaten to disown ther kids, threaten to kill or hand them over to Men on Black If it ever happen again...tho it just mere threat buh dey do this just to put some fear in her

6.They Tell Her The Negative Side Of sex: This is also done to put some fear in ther kids, they tell her d negative side of sex neglecting d benefits..they threaten her with unwanted Pregnancy, std's n oda negative part of sex buh they forget to tell her of heart break and being dumped by d guy.

7.They Try To Hid The Act From The Public: this is usually done to save the name of d family cause most parents see sex as a shameful act.

8.They Restrict Her From Moving With Guys: they turn to mugabe the dictator, they chose d guys she gonna move with n d ones she shouldn't move with

9.They Turn Religious Preachers: At Times I wonder where momci And popci they get those scripture from.. They follow u up wif bible passages and even place u on fasting and prayer for cleansing.. This is only done by over religious parents

10.They Tell Lies Of How They Got Disflowered At Age 25: You knw D Rest Is history and story.

Note: I type dis stuff wit my fone...am not a good writer, critics are welcom

cc
Tosyne2much
Lalasticlala

I tink am seeing fresh vegetables

Jacksparrow0712:
Did I? Lol

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Jacksparrow0712:
I swear nobody's gonna read all these yur typing. You dey there dey do vigil ontop Wetin dem no go read.

I read it...n I can bet u read it too

Bros pls share ur formula

iamfbanj:
okay...help solve dis den...

dis babe i met in my skul, i checkd her...for d first week she ignored me...den after 1week..she started talking to me.....she told me shejst broke with her bf which is out of the country...to me...i tot e make sense...bt she said she have zero interest in dating ...i took d chick out oo..buy things ...we became frnds..thinking frm there...she will fall...later she started talking to d ex bf in my presence ova d phone....i was like u broke up...she said we are bak..infact she used d guy name for all her acct passwrd...inshort we are together like 7mnths till nw...bt she spent more time wit me..nd still kip telling i cant date u...she told me recently i broke up wit him...i was like...make sense...still she do sumhw...if call her bae..all those sweet name she will change it for me..nd told me m nt ur gal...dis particular babe use to bhave like my gal..cus everyone arnd find it hard to bliv we re nt dating.....so Oga teddy...any method to own dis HARD chick.........funniest part..dis babe use to allow other guys flirt wit her...one even go down low wit her by force..nd d guy she dy claim is out of country..

from what I learnt from Teddy I fink d babe finds ur boring n not fun to be with...pet names don't realli mata to me cuz every one uses it on her, so I prefer you come up with a unique nickname for her...Bro u gotta control ur presence n stop asking her to b ur girl...just act as her guy n make her miss you

Incase

xxxtedyxxx:
go sleep abeg

him they find popularity for where he no sow put

Dnt knw what to say buh m really a guru now 2ru u...u rocks bro...ur tricks plus ma tricks got me high on eskay

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godyukan:
so be careful what you say cus she can actually have another you in a minute.

that's not trur, she can have another boyfriend in a minute buh not another ME...Considering Ma Worth I don't even have to explain d reasons for not pickinh her calls

30 RULES FOR CHANGED WOMEN
1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your
husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)
2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your
family and friends. You are each other's keeper.(Eph
5v12)
3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate
to your husband, you never know how your husband
will interpret them.(Prov 15v13)
4). Never compare your husband to other men,
you've no idea what their life is all about.
5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you
don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid
of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
6). Never forget that your husband married you, not
your maid or anyone else. (Gen 2v24)
7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your
husband, people may do everything else but your
husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
. Never blame your husband if he comes back
home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut
3v28)
9). Never be a wasting wife, your husband's sweat is
too precious to be wasted.
10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of
denying your husband sex (SS 7v12
11). Never compare your husband to your one time
sex mate in bedroom.(SS 5v9)
12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion
polls, let him handle what is directed to him although
he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov
31v23)
13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front
of children(Eph 4v31)
14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your
husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your
husband.
16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the
dressing table. Out there your husband is always
surrounded by women who took their time on their
looks.( 1 Sam 25v3)
17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the
final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time
looking up to them for a final word.(Luke 21v16)
18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will
you still submit to him even if you earn more money
than him?
19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and
good listeners, never be too busy for him. (Gal 6v9)
20). If your idea worked better than his, never
compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork. (Gal
6v10)
21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband.(Eph
4v29)
22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even
know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov
20v13)
23). Does your husband like less cooked food?, try to
change your cooking.(Prov 31v14)
24). Never be too demanding to your husband, enjoy
every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to
your husband and everyone entering your home.
Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong
mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value
that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable.(Heb
13v4)
28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord,
love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)
29). You are never too old to influence your home.
Never reduce your care for your family for any
reason. (Prov 31v28)
30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray
always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)

Donabydeco:
Drop ur whatsapp digit bro.

you will get dat via message

vizkiz:
seen this shiit a million times

n u call it shiit?

spenoiya:
My own go long small sha bt I took some of ur tips on distancing ur self from her a bit like nt calling her always or say u to busy. Well she sort of travelled on friday bt b4 she wenti told her i had feelings for her. wich she jst smiled bt we still had other chats.

While she was away, i called a few tymz. txt her n whatsapp her n mentioned i Loved her( now i feel i said dat to early, i didnt b4 because i want it to have meaning.) She is bck though bt she still has nt given me a reply if we have a mutual feeling. we r close though.
So wats ur take on it n hw can i get her responce coz i know other guys dey see say she make sence too sha

altho u made an error for telling her what you feel too early, u don't need to tell her how u feel just makes her guess by going off n on...todae by cool wif her next dnt be...dis will make her easily attracted... As for d reply stuff just ignore that at dis stage, just start acting as her bf. You can do dis by calling her babe, baby , n other sweet names buh not dear... Hope you have nick name her? If not do dat quickly... Try funny buh cool nick name like
Tomtom
Cheese ball
Mama blue
Pinky lipstick. Etc

Note: every point I gave dnt over do it...too much of everyfin is bad

While in a convo with her avoid tinz like scratching ur face...taking on less serious convo wit ur frnds... Dis makes u childish

When next you meet her at d hall or any public place dnt pay attention to her that much

You: hi...how are you today

She:m alright

You: hope everyfin is alright

She: yea kinda tired ooooo

You: gotta run along...gat somefin to fix up lera

Things To Do next

Get close to other babe: d aim of this is to make her feel you not into her, girls love it wen dey are ur priority...let her knw u have oda fine sisi dat care for u. This will make her wanna come around u more

Draw your attention from her: girls are attention seekers, they love it just d way u love her...wen u gv her all ur attention shez gonna soon see u as a boring niqqa she can't date. Make yourself unpredicted before her...let her guess if u are into her. Girls value wat they dnt av

Add more value to yourself: upgrade ur dress sense, d way u do tinz act as someone wu gat a lot to offer her buh dnt form for her oooooo

Talk to her like her elder bro: secrets guys use dis days is to talk to girls like she mean nothing to them...talk to her like she ur younger sis...wen she do anyfin wrong dnt hesitate to take it on her buh nt fiercely oooooo
Don't make her feel you wanna date her

Donabydeco:
worked!!!
Has a sharp guy,I quickly walked up to her,introduction Start..She Replied me in cool voice and polite way although mai Voice was Shakinq,b4 I said A she has already said B..I taught her some topics under Maths,gav her an assignment,which she didn't understand As MR CALCULUS..
We Xchange phone number/Whatsapp digits and Discussed..

Next step bro Cuz She will be seen me as a Friend Materials not Boyfriend Materials nd me wanna Date her..Next tip bro!!

hmmmmmmm you getting berra...now that u hav her digit I would advice u stay away from teaching her mathematics at free will, let her ask u for help n make it seems u re d busy type buh still created time to help her. She would definitely feel dat more. Example

She: hey deco m kinda having probs wit ______topic oooo

You: hmmmmm so how should I help

She: cnt u teach me

You: yeah would love to you buh am kinda busy right now I would call u up wen am done fighting wif dis food or anytin u doing at dat moment

Just get d chat going till it end n call her mayb 3 to 4 hrs lera

You: hey babe am done, have over come d food d way d ppl of Israel over came Egypt...you can come around now

Donabydeco:
Okay thanks

u welcum if it is helpful lemme know

Donabydeco:
I need tip on this also bro

Here is one pretty,Charminq,Deadly lookinq girl in L.Hall..Actually this isnt the first time will hav been seen each other face b4...the girl is so carinq to me ehnn,she picked up mai tab,Charge it wit her system,when Charginq spot has already been filled up.came to mai seat and Returned mai charger Despite of her beauty..Care for me on dat dai in short and I don't think Being Carinq is her Nature.
What can she make her do such bro?
Now i wanna approach her 4 the first time and have her num..
I need some tips,Discussion dat she will av an interest in nd code to make it work out perfectly nd av her number.Cuz this girl is an Eminence girl..I don't wanna mess up wit her at all or less maiself in front of her...
Thanks

those tins shez doing to you dnt make it a plus...I dnt believe in greenlights I work out everyfin ma self...just check if shez attracted to u by trying some of those topics I listed before.

Also try to discuss abt d future wif her, like how u guys will b in d next 6 months,dose lovely hangout, lovely selfies, love time n so many tins u will do wif her...make her to see u as a bf material,some1 that av her in his future plans...AMA drop oda finz lera

amokeme:
Following...

u wanna learn how to counter our attack abi

Why girls form hard to get N how to stop it 1.too much attention 2.always trying to impress her 3.being mztar nice guy 4.placing her above your self 5.making ur intention known too early 6.telling her you love her wen u nt sure she even feel anyfin for you 7.stalking her like your life depends on her
That's all for now... Ask for solution AMA drop it

spenoiya:
Really glad i stumbled on this thread. tnz to d op

Tnx bro for coming...if u av any issue lemme know

feran14:
take it easy with the "makng fun of yourself". some girls loose all sort of respect for u and make fun of u infront of other people

too much of everyfin is bad