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lefulefu:
girls are not smiling ooo...
xmas don near.....
time to hit as many magas as possible

na so oooooo . Maga must pay

naijaboiy:
They have been existing even before the festive season

ah hear

apholaryn:
wow!...can't blieve I'm not gon say yes...
guyz I mumu abi?...I kno.
don't blame me...dat girl is jes worth choosing over d world.

ma guy u no b mugu if she wourth am

Adaobi12:
yes na check all his thread. its top ten this, top ten that.

lolz

Adaobi12:
tosyne2much where you dey this guy create this thread? ten types of.........
what about the latecomers to church, just to showcase there wear and shoe. this happens esp in local church. all these so called abroadees.

founder of top ten

[quote author=shockwave91 post=29115196]Na to tell am say u get low sperm count[/quote ] lolz

Dbestmax:
So he just intentionally shares d virus via needles or wat exactly..or was he having s:ex with dia gals and women

ah nor know ooooo

Adaobi12:
tosyne2much where you dey this guy create this thread? ten types of.........
what about the latecomers to church, just to showcase there wear and shoe. this happens esp in local church. all these so called abroadees.

ah see. Noted

kristina1:
Nice one

Tnx

vizboy:
don't even have to blink twice and I will say yes

lolz I c

fijiano202:
Why would I do that when I know I would be richer than her Father....B.O.B(Based On Believe)

ah believe you. #one of d best comment

Hope no counter topic to this

Harbosede02:
Mtchewwwu

y d mtchew

waleadex:
That's the truth.

ah hear

tpacalipse:
Who is Dangote? Wrong mentality! Poverty infested mind! What a post?

it a simple question dude

waleadex:
Question for the single guys...but as for a married man I will not chase my wife away because of her,never. Better still,I can have her as 2nd wife if she so desires....

oga talk true

Here is my list of girl to expect this season. It might not be accurate just add yours

1.Hawkers- this are the type of ladies that are not ashamed. You just ask them out, d next is "do u have money to spend" as if you b CBN.

2.Makeup artiste- this type of ladies will use their last kobo on their facial look and end up looking like a masquerade. They will still b bold to share their ugly face on nairaland, ah they wonder if they want make convulsion hold us.

3.Classic Babes- this type don't spend a lot to impress any body. Naturally beautiful and mature. Their words self fit scatter your head.

4.Formers- this type of girls are always at big eatery, they spend all their money on expensive stuff just to b classic, gossip about other ladies wear, insult any guy that move to their table n lots more. D funny part is they beg for T fare home or trek home. Ah wonder if keke na leg they their leg.

5.Beggars- this type beg for everything. Money, clothes, shoes just name it. Ah wonder if they no get hand to work.

6.Hairstylist- this type use d whole month to deliberate on d type of hair to fix, dey save all their money towards their hair buh at d end end up with all back .

7.Brazilian hair or breakup girls- this type will always disturb Deir bf abt Brazilian hair n threaten to breakup if e can't serve as a man. After leaving d guy if e can't provide they eventually meet fake dudes with cash(you knw wat I mean), buh end up buying fake Brazilian hair for them.

8.Braggers- they claim to have bought d best n latest clothes, shoes n others, buh on d deal day they are no where to b found.

9.Friendzoners- after spending all ur money on her she end up friendzoning you . Lolz . If dis one happen to you OYO n no forget oo nor try tell ur friends or you know d rest

10. Packaged commercial sex workers- this type wen package up, go to d nearest bar n look for customers. They no like road oo

Drop yours

If you are dating a girl and suddenly you meet dangote’s
daughter in a function, And she’s interested in you and want
to settle down with you.

Would you Break up with your Babe?

Drop your comment.

LAGOS — The Police in Lagos have arrested a
member of New Cherubim and Seraphim Church in
Ajah area of the state over the alleged death of two
men during a spiritual bath, weekend.
The deceased identified as Abiodun and Ayinde
Oniru, of same parents and one of their step-
brothers were alleged to have been taken to the
church by their father and step-mother last Thursday
for spiritual cleansing.
However, after three days, it was reportedly
suggested that they should complete the cleansing
with a spiritual bath. But their step-brother
reportedly refused and left the stream located in
Ogombo area of Ajah, leaving Abiodun and Ayinde of
ages 23 and 20 respectively behind with their step-
mother and Pastor of the church identified as Pastor
Samuel Olusoji.
Things reportedly took a tragic dimension, following
report that Abiodun and Ayinde drowned during the
spiritual bath. The case was said to have been
reported at Ogombo police division, consequent
upon which a team of policemen stormed the church.
Police sources said on sighting the policemen,
Saturday, some members of the church located on
739, Ori-Oke Ibulun Ilasan Street, Jakande Ajah,
including the Pastor, took to their heels.
Unfortunately for the church’s secretary, he was
arrested and whisked into the police waiting van.
Police sources hinted that the corpses had been
deposited at Mainland Hospital mortuary, Yaba,
where autopsy would be done.
A police source said: “We are still on the trail of the
senior Pastor of the church. He is currently on the
run. He has questions to answer.
“Meanwhile, the autopsy report will form basis for
our investigation. It is only then that we can be able
to establish the cause of their death.”

alberto2k:
Nurse from hell
Instead of saving lives.. She's taking lives :-(

ah tire oooooo

boolet:

yeah was also surprise wen ah saw it on vanguard

A nurse has been charged with murder after being
accused of causing the spread of HIV to more than
100 villagers in north-western Cambodia, a court
official has said.
Heng Luy, Deputy Prosecutor at Battambang
provincial court, on Monday, confirmed charging
unlicensed local nurse Yem Chrin on charges
including spreading HIV, murder by torture, and
running a unlicensed clinic.
Luy said the murder charge applied to the possible
deaths by caused by AIDS.
Chrin faces a life sentence if found guilty of the
murder charge, and up to 15 years in jail for
transmitting HIV.
At least 105 villagers including 19 children were
reported HIV positive, according to local media.
Prime Minister Hun Sen, however, expressed doubts
that that the nurse could have caused such a massive
HIV outbreak during a public speech he gave on
Thursday.
Villager Em Pov, whose wife and four children have
been found to be HIV positive, said he and other
villagers do not believe Chrin caused the infections
intentionally.
“Mr Chrin is a good guy.
“He has been a nurse to my family for over 20 years,”
Pov said. (dpa/NAN)

A bombing at a bus station in Gombe city killed at
least 20 people on Monday, the latest violence in the
region repeatedly targeted by Boko Haram, the Red
Cross said.
As the country is set to hold a general election on
February 14, but relentless bloodshed has raised
security concerns ahead of the poll, with some
warning that voting may be impossible in large parts
of the northeast.
“There was an explosion at the Dukku motor park.
The Red Cross mobilised with 20 body bags and they
have all been exhausted,” said Abubakar Yakubu
Gombe, area secretary for the Red Cross.
“We are still looking for more bodies among the
carnage,” he told AFP, adding that another 18 people
with “serious” injuries had been taken to hospital.
The bomb was planted near a bus that was filling up
with passengers, said Mato Yakubu of the National
Orientation Agency, a government body responsible
for the media.
He said the blast occurred at 10:50 am (0950 GMT) at
the station on the outskirts of Gombe city, capital of
Gombe state.
The city was hit by a triple bombing blamed on the
Islamists on October 31.
The state shares a border with Borno and Yobe, two
of the states worst affected by Boko Haram’s five-year
insurgency which has cost more than 13,000 lives.
The Islamists have claimed a number of attacks at
bus stations, often targeting people who are heading
to Nigeria’s mainly Christian south.
Witness Awwalu Lame said a mob formed at the
station shortly after the blast went off, with locals
throwing stones at the security services.
Anger has risen across northern Nigeria following
complaints that the security services have repeatedly
failed to contain the violence.
While experts agree that isolated bombings are
extremely difficult to stop, the broader military
response to the extremist uprising has been widely
criticised.
President Goodluck Jonathan, who is running for a
second term, has on several occasions claimed that
Boko Haram’s defeat was imminent, even as the
violence has escalated.
The insurgency has forced more than 1.5 million
people from their homes, straining resources in the
embattled northeast, as communities struggle to care
for those displaced.
Underscoring the severity of the crisis, 185 people,
mostly women and children, were kidnapped on
December 14 from the town of Gumsuri in Borno.
The attack recalled the kidnapping of more than 200
schoolgirls from a school in the town of Chibok in
April, a mass abduction that Jonathan vowed would
not happen again.
The president’s opponent in February polls, ex-
military dictator Muhammadu Buhari from the
mainly Muslim north, is seen by some as better
placed to contain the Boko Haram threat, but experts
say he may struggle to unseat an incumbent with the
backing of a wealthy ruling party.

Lagos – The Lagos State Government will pay its
workers 15 per cent bonus in the December salary as
an end of the year gift, the State Head of Service, Mrs
Oluseyi Williams, said on Friday.
Williams spoke at the end of the year get together
and appreciation party for principals and directors in
the Ministry of Education.
She said that the bonus would be paid along with the
December salary any moment from now.
According to her, the bonus is to show that the
government is committed to the welfare of workers.
“Some states are owing their workers up to four
months salary but that is not the case in Lagos.
“I was discussing with some HOS and they told me
they are looking for money to pay their workers
salaries.
“Our workers will receive their December salary any
moment from now and I am happy to say it that it will
come with 15 per cent bonus.
“Government appreciates your service to the state
and urges you to continue to put in your best.
“Wherever you get your daily meal, it is good to put
in your best; your reward is on earth,” she said.
The HOS urged the principals and directors to re-
double their effort in 2015.
Mrs Olayinka Oladunjoye, Lagos State Commissioner
for Education said that party was to thank the
principals and directors for their wonderful
performance in 2014.
She urged them to do more in their duties, adding
that to whom much is given, much is expected.
“You are a veritable member of the education family
and we are here to celebrate you and thank you for
taking care of our children in your care.
“As you take care of the children, God will reward you
all.
“We are not there yet but with your support, we will
get their together,” she said.
Mr Segun Raheem, NUT Chairman, Lagos branch
commended the government for appreciating the
contributions of the principals and directors.
Raheem also commended the government for
introducing Eko project, a World Bank supported
project, saying it has improved students
performance in many areas.
He said that teachers in Lagos were grossly
inadequate and the available ones were not evenly
distributed.
“We have few teachers in English, History, Music and
Geography.
“The result of last May/June SSCE examination shows
students perform poorly; as professionals, we need
to come together to discuss and see if this is so.
“We should find out why students are failing English
and not other subjects set in the same language,” he
said.
Raheem urged the principals to adopt the ethics of
teaching and do things right in their schools.
“Among teachers in Nigeria, teachers in Lagos are
outstanding; the motivational activities have helped a
lot.
Raheem urged the government to monitor projects
being carried out by some contractors in some
schools to ensure quality service.
Prof. Abisogun Leigh, former Vice Chancellor, Lagos
State University, (LASU) commended the government
for giving bonus to its workers.
Leigh, also a former commissioner for education in
1978 in the state, said that Lagos State has performed
well in the area of education.
“Teaching is a profession that teaches others,
whether it is recognised or not, you should know that
what you are doing is noble.
“Education is a wonderful profession and I am proud
to be part of it,’’ he said.
The ministry also presented awards to some
outstanding directors and principals in the six
education districts.

Nigerian troops have repelled a Boko Haram attack
near the village where 185 people were kidnapped
last week, killing several insurgents, soldiers and
witnesses said Saturday.
Roughly 150 militants stormed the town of Bulabulin
on Wednesday, but the military had reportedly
received advanced warning of the raid.
Bulabulin lies in the Damboa local government
district of northeastern Borno state and is near the
village of Gumsuri where 185 people, mostly women
and children, were kidnapped last Sunday.
“Our men climbed high electricity poles for
surveillance and sighted (the insurgents) from afar,”
said a senior officer who participated in the
operation but requested anonymity.
Defence spokesman Chris Olukolade said Friday that
troops were battling Boko Haram fighters in the area,
but was unavailable to give details on clashes in
Bulabulin.
Two security sources estimated that a large number
of insurgents were killed by the military but there
was no official toll.
Resident Samuel James confirmed that the military
overpowered the militants.
“We would have been dead by now but the army
really gave the terrorists a good fight,” he told AFP.
Olukolade said reports of the mass kidnapping in
Gumsuri needed to be verified but confirmed that
Boko Haram had attacked the town, killing a number
of civilians.
Locals and officials said the hostages were carted
away on trucks towards the Sambisa Forest, a
notorious Islamist stronghold.
Sambisa is also where more than 200 schoolgirls
kidnapped in April were reportedly taken before
being split into groups.
Details of unrest in the northeast often take days to
emerge because the mobile phone network in the
region has mostly collapsed and many roads are
impassable.
Separately, Boko Haram fighters attacked the town of
Damagun in neighbouring Yobe state late Friday but
caused no casualties, police and witnesses said.
Scores of gunmen riding on motorcycles shot
sporadically in the air and set fire to public buildings.
The destroyed a police station, a fire station and local
government buildings, said a police officer based in
the area who requested anonymity.
“Some of us ran into the bush while others shut
themselves indoors,” said resident Grema Ahmad.
Another local, Salisu Ibrahim, said he was surprised
that the insurgents did not target civilians.
“They made no attempt to pursue fleeing civilians or
break into homes which they could have done if they
had wanted to,” he told AFP.
The Boko Haram conflict has claimed more than
13,000 lives since 2009.
Nigeria’s President Goodluck Jonathan is facing
intense pressure to contain the violence as he stands
for re-election on February 14.

Abuja – United States said on Friday in Abuja that it
remained committed to helping the Federal
Government in tackling the threat of Boko Haram and
other extremist organisations to the country.
This is contained in a statement issued by the Public
Affairs Department embassy in Nigeria.

It said the U.S. government has also restated its
commitment to support Nigeria’s efforts to” rescue
the abducted Chibok girls and all others who have
been abducted in various communities”.

It particularly condemned in the strongest terms the
attack on Gumsuri village, Borno , which was
reported to have been perpetrated by Boko Haram.

“We are aware of reports from persons who fled the
scene of the attack that suspected Boko Haram
gunmen kidnapped more than 100 women and
children and killed 35 people
.
“We abhor such violence, which continues to take a
terrible toll on the people of Nigeria, and we extend
our condolences to the victims and their families.
“Boko Haram has shown no regard for human life,” it
said.

It expressed concerns that this year alone, Boko
Haram had murdered thousands of innocent people
in vicious attacks on schools, churches, and
mosques.

According to the statement, Boko Haram attacks have
resulted in displacement of hundreds of thousands
of Nigerians.

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This are some of the pics I could gather before my phone switched off. Over 40 unit was moved to 1 school for registration, things didn't go well cause only 2 machine was serving crowd of the number I can't ascertain

Photos follow

First phone brand you used n in wat year?
Mine : #Bird 2007

Summersland:
U're mad wit dis ur yeye question(maga,mumu,didirin b ur name....Chaiiiii

really

PinkObsession:
Get her iphone 6 plus thank me later

nice ideal

allsamz:
Well,itz not ur fault..."Sometimes I look at people,then I tink "yeah...really dtz d sp3rm dat won"...diz sp3rm,dat won (collinsflex)...nah nah nah..z d spoilt one..do I also need 2 tell u? "U be mumu" jst. Con waste my MB..mtchw

nice write up