₦airaland Forum

DanceVille:
Though, it sounds annoying buh some babes also ask this question ....

hmmmmm... Noted... Buh Neva tot of dat

Rexhenrex:
its a childish question its pointless knowing what the person ate.

on my side buh most guys do it

Babes...wen guys ask during chating

guy:hv u eaten??
Babe:yaa
guy:wat did u eat??

I want to knw. Ar we being caring?? Cuz to me its
annoyin nd waste of mb sending such msg

cutieberie1:
no1 wil pik it b4 na
u dunno wat it was used 4 mayb ritual sacrifice..
i will leave it o

Every body go leave am ke

jendy36:
19th century WAEC CRK question. Let me Google it.

after u na google

This is ritual wif packaging

Buh if na me see dis kind tin ah go carry go pay one tenth to church

kilokeys:
thats not human. o.. looked like a sick cow's affected by scoliosis..

ohhh.. its definitely a human/cow from where some feofle cam fruuum

ah done get u

Guest which part of naija this person is from?

My school no get fence for primary sch days, while secondary sch days boys done know every

fijiano202:
And u call urself a wife material and a good girlfriend .....mtschew......
simple sit and compromise/dialogue u can't do

u must b really something else. Compromise her career and future. Guy go for spiritual bath

felifeli:
One million naira pere ? OP you must be very poor to think one million naira is money that you can slap someone for .

see dis guy ooooo, 1m per slap. Just calculate am now. 1m slap * 1m naira=1billion

Tnx for the info

tosyne2much:
FP tins.. I'm happy 4u bro

Tnx father of Top 10

naijaboiy:
Fp things my niggah!

yeah bro, am really hapi

Ishilove:
He's my booboo

online bobo you mean

Eyop:
I cannot do that to you. Slap you unto 1million nope can't do dat

hmmmmm I smell some thing

Tashamania:
I'll beat him join sef if the money would be tripled

dis girl y una wicked

Karleb:
But 1 million is small now, make it five and I'll make it five.

lolz u b criminal

Ishilove:
I will slap the niqqa so hard, his ancestors will be dizzy. I will eat akpu, then use that akpu power to slap him repeatedly till I can slap no more.

Thereafter I will take him to the best clinic for treatment.

Girls are not smiling.

ah dhis girl is damn angry, ah hope say na naijaboy go be your guy

LewisO:
Anything disgusting that involves money ladies are ready for it no matter what.

She will be very glad, after the slap, since she knows iPhone 6, going shopping other things are still pending after that all will get sort

WHY NOT?

The slap is welcomed!

lolz e b like say ur babe like material tins

Emodeee:
It is mere fiction. U and i knw dat, it cn nvr happen. Y will sm1 tell u to slap ur luver for a million? D person dey craze?

yeah buh jast for fun

Fabdedon:
You de even share the money.. Tell am say nah so em take de express love for your village

new love style

naijaboiy:
Hot resounding Slap












After that...








We share the money equally

lolz

Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

aanumama:
His actions speaks volume of him, Most Nigeria politicians are not men of their word.
He's been there 6year without impact, I don't know why some block head still think he would do something for us.
The moment we start changing them like diapers the moment they will sit up.
This one is a goner, God's willing come 2015.

I think we need a better n trust worthy leader

"But if I’m
voted into power within the next four years, the
issue
of power will become a thing of the past. Four years
is enough for anyone in power to make significant
improvement and if I can’t improve on power within
this period, it then means I cannot do anything even
if I am there for the next four years.”

Did any one see that

President Goodluck Jonathan,
yesterday, said he has no ambition to stay in office
beyond 2015, assuring Nigerians in Diaspora that
while he will not contest the 2015 election, he will
ensure that this year’s election is free and fair.
The President promised that if voted in for the next
four years, he would ensure significant improvement
in key sectors of the economy — security, power,
education, road, health amongst others.

“Without security, there is no government. So it is not
debatable, it is something we have to addressed and
we are working towards that with vigour. But if I’m
voted into power within the next four years, the issue
of power will become a thing of the past. Four years
is enough for anyone in power to make significant
improvement and if I can’t improve on power within
this period, it then means I cannot do anything even
if I am there for the next four years.”
Jonathan said this while interacting with Nigerians
mainly diplomats working in the United Nations
Economic Commission for Africa, UNECA, and the
African Union, AU, in Addis-Ababa.

While fielding questions from those present at the
interactive session on whether Nigerians abroad will
vote, Jonathan said: “I would have loved that the
Nigerians in Diaspora vote this year but to be frank
with you, that is going to be difficult now. Presently,
the law does not allow the voting outside Nigeria and
so this year Nigerians in Diaspora will not vote but I
will work towards it by 2015 even though I will not be
running for election.”

On the issue of security, Jonathan said the
government was doing everything possible to arrest
the situation. He disclosed that all those involved in
the October 1 bombing had been arrested and were
being prosecuted. He, however, said he ordered the
release of the car dealers because they were just
businessmen who could not have known that the
vehicles were to be used for such heinous crime.
On education, the President said, the nine new
approved universities were to be specialised and to
be headed by at least three Nigerians experts in
Diaspora.

On the concerns raised of having a database of
Nigerian experts in Diaspora, President Jonathan
assured that he was working on creating a forum for
interaction between them and government and also
develop a database, where experts needed to
address the various challenges of the economy will
be drawn. He hinted that this was why the Diaspora
Commission was being set up as the bill was already
before the National Assembly.

The President also disclosed that the government is
looking towards reviewing the country’s foreign
policy to ensure that Nigeria gets maximum benefit
from its roles and contributions to international
organizations like the AU, UN and ECOWAS.
He lamented that right now Nigeria’s contributions
were not being recognized adding that “there is need
for Nigeria to have something in return for our
investments. We are investing so much but it is not
being noticed and there is need to reverse that trend.

On the concerns about road network and
transportation in the country, President Jonathan
assured that the railway system will be revamp
because presently heavy duty vehicles were
destroying the roads. “Why we cannot have
continuous road maintenance for now because no
contractor wants to go into it because of the
continuous pressure on the road by heavy duty
vehicles. That is why we are working to ensure that
we revamp the rail”.

The President also assured that Nigerians working in
international organization and institutions would be
issued diplomatic passports. He directed the Minister
of Foreign Affairs, Odein Ajumogobia to submit the
list of those qualified within the shortest possible
time to him.

On the 35 per cent affirmative action implementation
and the domestication of protocols signed, he
assured that he will present before the National
Assembly within the shortest possible time

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/02/i-ll-not-contest-2015-election-jonathan/