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PetsRe: Drake : My Caucasian Shepherd by collinsflex(op): 4:30pm On Aug 10, 2018
His Poo back to Normal, no vomitting but it still not eating.

Pls help
PetsRe: Drake : My Caucasian Shepherd by collinsflex(op): 4:29pm On Aug 10, 2018
Thanks...Caucasians are naturally deaf...Buh i love him cause in just 3 days it knows sit....
Buh he will never stop


johnnyn1:
Smiles..
I understand bro.
I'm looking forward to own a Caucasian soon smiley
PetsRe: Drake : My Caucasian Shepherd by collinsflex(op): 3:42pm On Aug 10, 2018
I am sorry wouldnt love to sag the price.
Some will tink m bragging, others might think i was cheated.

But it cost me a lot

johnnyn1:
Nice dog you have there
Would love to know how much you had her
PetsRe: Drake : My Caucasian Shepherd by collinsflex(op): 3:07pm On Aug 10, 2018
It was watery yeste...buh today it is getting better
prinzetobi:
What's his stool like?
PetsDrake : My Caucasian Shepherd by collinsflex(op):
Got this Dude 4 days ago.

It Wouldn't eat Since Yesterday and it Also Vomit.

The Vet got him Check and treated so i think my boy feel better now.

But still wouldn't Eat Dry Food, Chicken or Any other Thing.

It Feeds only on Chicken.

I Need Help. BIKO

Nairaland GeneralRe: Brain Teaser: All Genius Come In And Solve This by collinsflex(op): 12:09pm On Aug 10, 2018
Solution must come..
Buh just wanted to crack dis tin up..f tin don dey my head since

CHM11:
As she don come put am for the option nko?
The examiner wan beat her?
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by collinsflex(m): 9:44pm On Jun 17, 2018
i know what i am saying...i have put everything to test and it worked perfectly well..

i am not arguing, try what works for you

temizeee:
seriously telling a girl you are not the jealous type can make her see you as a potential side chick and it backfires when you find out....since u already tell her you are not jealous type,then she feels okay having you around as a backup
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by collinsflex(m): 5:26pm On Jun 13, 2018
I dnt even know why you asked to date her...if you haven't gotten anytin from dis thread by now you should have learnt never to ask a girl out..

Just act like her b4 n it makes everytin fun n easy going...

Build more on your rapport...if she comes up with i have a bf issue just let her know u aint d jealous type n moreover you dnt do fair girls or any skin color she is..

Dnt stay on dat topic

Bowaley17:
Good day boss... There's this girl I saw at my friend's hostel. I begged him for her number and he gave me. We have been chatting for a month now. We've met last week and just talked briefly. I told her I'd like to date her but she keep saying she has a boyfriend. My mind keeps telling me I should try harder which I'm ready to do. Pls I need some tips to make me get her faster... Thanks...
CelebritiesRe: Girl Who Tattooed Davido On Her Hand Cries: "Davido No Remember Me" (Photos) by collinsflex(op):
konny1:
Why this girl beautiful like this lipsrsealed


Like if ugly


Share if beautiful
..

No one is fugly
CelebritiesRe: Girl Who Tattooed Davido On Her Hand Cries: "Davido No Remember Me" (Photos) by collinsflex(op): 6:42pm On May 02, 2018
Ernezee:
amora if it is the 45million naira Porsche you can come and have it bitch
Givers never lack
CelebritiesGirl Who Tattooed Davido On Her Hand Cries: "Davido No Remember Me" (Photos) by collinsflex(op): 4:53pm On May 02, 2018
A Nigerian Slay Queen by the Name Sashamora Amora on Facebook Laments Bitterly After Davido Gifted Chioma A Porsche Car Worth 45 million Naira.

She Wrote on her Timely: "After the tattoo
Davido no remember me
Chioma
No draw davido name for her body
Or hand leg
But today Davido by her 45million porch car
My dear
Person dy learn lesson
My heart have been broken �����

You can visit her Profile for More of the Drama as people tries to calm her down

Music/RadioRe: Top 40 2016 Inspirational Songs by collinsflex(m): 4:00pm On Oct 27, 2017
thanks for compilation
Music/RadioRe: Tekno – Samantha (audio) by collinsflex(m): 12:39pm On Jun 09, 2017
nice
RomanceRe: 10 Traits Of Mature Women Not Found in Slay Queens. by collinsflex(op): 9:57pm On Jun 08, 2017
RomanceRe: 10 Traits Of Mature Women Not Found in Slay Queens. by collinsflex(op): 5:31pm On Jun 08, 2017
tosyne2much:
Nice one brother. I dey come cool
I Sight you Brother.
Romance10 Traits Of Mature Women Not Found in Slay Queens. by collinsflex(op):
I have read so many thread here where men are celebrated by the female folks. I decided to write this to encourage the woman out there that is working to be a better woman for her man and her kids. I celebrate you.

1. Better Understanding Of The World: This Doesn't need much words to understand. She understand how the world operates, she understand everything around her. she know she is not perfect and is willing to work towards perfection. she knows her man is not perfect and she is willing to give him the time to improve even if it takes her supporting him.

2. Expectations are Less: Her Expectations from the Relationship is Less. All She Wants his a true relationship and a man that is willing to fight with her, Stand by her, support her Dreams by Encouraging her not with money. Though Money might be needed but she will never raise an issue because of money. She is Loyal to the Core and would never Leave you because you can't provide her needs. she knows the difference between a father, husby and BF.

3. Sexuality: A mature woman places a premium on her intelligence, her integrity, her values, and never loses sight of her moral compass whilst etching out her contributions towards self-growth and to humanity. A mature woman is aware and comfortable in her sexuality and doesn’t find the need to use it as a validation tool. She doesn't use her looks and beauty to to satisfy her desire or gain favor from men.

4. Financial independence: This one here is Where my generations has gotten it wrong. They see Relationship as Oil Work. They want to date the richest guys in town, the want to date already made men thereby ignoring the need for self development. A mature Woman would never do this, she knows her worth, she is okay with what she has and when a rich and ready man nigga with a true intention comes to her, it just a bonus.

5. Inner Happiness: She is the Very Happy type cause she knows the importance of being happy. Her happiness is not based on what she hears or what is being giving to her by the society or her man. Her happiness comes from within, her happiness comes from self determination and achievements. She doesn't even need a man in her life to be happy.

6. Knows Her Worth: She Knows she is more valuable than Gold, She is a rare Commodity that every man wish to have and i am Lucky to have one. She Completes your life and brings happiness to your life. She doesn't throw her self at men and would never settle for less and never allow her man to settle for less. she always want the best for you cause she knows the best for you is also the best for her and her kids. I am a Testimony of this.

7. She Won't Be Easy: To The Slaypapa's, BossDaddy, Owo Boys Gang, Wire wire Gang she is not your match. Yes i repeat she is not your match. She won't be easy, she doesn't need your Money, your Car or any of the things you have to Provide for her. She Already has this Fixed and she will settle for the best man for her kids not for her self. She needs a Man her Kids will be Proud to Call Daddy not Daddy Yo..

8. Focus: The state or quality of having or producing clear Mental definition. She is Not Easily Distracted and has her life and future in her palm to write instead of waiting on others to define her purpose on life. Ain't Saying Much on This.

9. Better Control of Their Emotions: This is a very important Trait of a Mature Woman, she understands her emotions and how to control it. she knows Emotions is not just all about how she feels, she knows emotion is a 2 way thing and she know how to react when it comes to handling different emotional trauma which are Fear, Anger, Sadness, Joy, Disgust, Surprise, Trust. To Cut it short, she is smart and a master of her Emotions.

10. Tosyne2much can say the rest.. Nairalanders are also invited to contribute.


Have you spot a mature woman here on Nairaland? if yes, why not tag her so that she knows that you believe and celebrate her..
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win A Competition by collinsflex(m): 4:53pm On Mar 11, 2017
How Long Will The Competition Last and How Many Times can i view per day.
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Reply A Girl That Is Forming Hard To Get by collinsflex(m): 3:48am On Mar 04, 2017
vedah:
Op is saying it can't be fixed. And I'm saying it can!
Well I heard it's not too expensive, you can do it with 500k or 700k.
700k to be a Virgin again? My Sister be Serious now.....
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buratai With Governor Okorocha In Owerri by collinsflex(m): 2:10pm On Dec 05, 2016
some where in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Wike Says He Is Niger Delta President, Calls Buhari Fellow President- APC Rivers by collinsflex(m): 1:49pm On Dec 05, 2016
Somewhere in Nigeria.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Men Trying To Reconnect Electricity, Risk Their Lives (Photos) by collinsflex(m): 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2016
Some where in Nigeria.
EducationRe: Ese Oruru Goes Back To School In Delta State by collinsflex(m): 5:33pm On Nov 06, 2016
Good News for the New Week.

Click Like If you believe this New week will favor everyone of us reading this post.
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by collinsflex(op): 8:21pm On Oct 11, 2016
Enjoy Your Reign King.

firstking01:
E good for you.
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by collinsflex(op): 5:18pm On Oct 11, 2016
Me Tire For you ooooo. I Love Em Dark Skin Girls

firstking01:
Abi you be homoundecided??
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by collinsflex(op): 4:28pm On Oct 11, 2016
So you expect me to love Him?

firstking01:
But he like woman diegrin
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by collinsflex(op): 12:40pm On Oct 11, 2016
WOW you will never have a boring day.

KissChris:
cool

I've got all 10
Romance10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by collinsflex(op): 7:22am On Oct 11, 2016
This is a Counter Thread to 10 Types Of Assistant Boyfriends by Bekwarra https://www.nairaland.com/3322734/10-types-assistant-boyfriends. No be only Girls they get ABF, Guys too they get them ballkuu.

Read through and drop your view.

AGF Adviser General: These are the types Buhari should Employ as his advisers. they advice you on everything ranging from what to wear, what to eat, how to cook, how to make a girl happy, how to live life. they go even advice you self not to go out Money to your present GF so dat the babe fit leave you for them. She has parrot in her stomach, she can talk for 2 months with drinking one sachet of water. guys beware ooo, dem sabi gossips wella, if she sees you with another babe, the main chick must hear am. She will do anything to destroy your current relationship.

AGF religious Affair: Really Can't say Much About this but i will leave you with these quote "Don't bother about those girls calling your man petnames; Be careful with those who send him Bible verses, these ones plan to stay longer!".

AGF Comforter: She is Motherly in Nature, she is very matured, talks like she knows it all and she will never offend you. She has all the answer to your problems and is always there when ever you are down. She talks to you in a manner that makes your heart beat faster but behind her smiles and laughter are silent words wishing she could keep you to herself alone.
despite the hurt she face nothing having you, she keeps playing her role very well hoping that someday you can understand why she is always there for you. Bros wen u meet dis kind babe grab am with both hands because she knows you more than you know your self.

AGF Glo (Unlimited): She knows you have a GF but that does not stop her from giving you free Access to her Honeywell, she grinds you like her life depends on it. She Knows how Naughty guys are and she use that to her advantage.
NOTE: if she always insult your main Chick while the deed is being done, just know she plans to stay for long not just a sex mate.

AGF Family Duties and Affair: She is loved in your house even more than your main Chick, she is well known by all your family members including your extended family. She plays the role of a house help, she clean the whole house, wash your clothes, wash your mothers clothes. She cooks for the whole house and does everything to be loved by all in your house. Truth be told Mama Love her more than the main Chick. you better control her before Momcy help you pursue your main Chick.

AGF Food Allowance (Afternoon Food): She never allow him go hungry at noon. After Class she buys him Lacasera and gala and every other eatable snacks hust to steal his heart.She uses rhe same trick used by the AGF Great Cook but she doesn't have to cook hers. She aim for the Stomach and the heart with one shot.

AGF CBN: These are The Big girls in School, She is Classic, pretty and high Class. she has her ride, she is always dropped in School by a Jeep or A Toyota Voultron. Her father is one of the Big names in their city, she has more than you and your extended family can spend.She Gifts you financially and materially and she doesn't seems to care or look bothered doing this things in the presence of the main Chick. they are very good at intimidating the main Chicks. these are the set that can kiss you in the presence of your GF and she gets away freely because her Gang runs the school.(make i hear say her low class babe try am, na ur school fees you go use treat her after ur gf is done with her)

AGF Night Call/ Caretaker: HAHAHA.. we all Know these ones. they don't call till it is 11 PM midnight when you should be busy doing the do, the spend hours on call like say na their papa get MTN, AIRTEL, GLO and ETISALAT combined together. these set really do not know what to say, you hear Them repeating the same questions like "how are you" "where are you(middle of night hear question make person they ask, like say she dey expect u for coven)" "have you eaten(if person no eat sleep go catch am?)" "you sound very dull(she expect make u dey shout like who see ghost abi)" "will i see you tomorrow(i wonder if she dey expect make you from sleep enter sleep)" "you just forget me(like say she forget ur house address)". She spends her Feeding allowance to call you even take from other Potential maga just to hear your horrible voice.. (Baba abeg make we help this types of girls before they loose hope for love).

AGF Great Cook: She is the best Cook in the World, she has no rival and she is better than the main Chick when it comes to this Aspect of womanhood. She believes in the Saying "The Easiest Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach". She Cooks all varieties of Food ranging from intercontinental to Locals dishes, i wonder if she actually went to learn to cook because of this purpose because they are too good to be ignored. With the combination of this skills and the AGF free Giver Skills they can overthrow the main Chick.

AGF MTN(Every where you GO): This Types Follow you Like the Witches in your Village, they are the type that always call to inform you of your current location with you even knowing you were actually there. She Follows You from the house to the class, church, meeting, seminars. She is never alone and people ALWAYS mistake her to be the main Chick. She is like an identical twins to you, she never allow you to be alone. At the End of the Semester Her personality is Lost because she is copied yours. This set needs spiritual deliverance because they have MSC in Stalking. Reals Gees know how this could be frustrating, they Block every other Free Punany from entering your life because they plan to be the Next GirlFriend.
Christianity EtcRe: How Should I Pay My Tithe? by collinsflex(m):
Noted.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by collinsflex(m): 4:54pm On Sep 28, 2016
Bro LeaderNG are updating with a US IP or the site operator is based there.. So Take note of the time It LA time.

hotznewz:
Tweet is 8:00 AM bro wink
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by collinsflex(m): 4:50pm On Sep 28, 2016
that is the current time in the United States. That Post came from the United States IP or the Site operator is based there.

Davidblen:
Na Truth I No Even See D Date Sef Eh Eh So This How U Decieve Us
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election 2016: Live Updates (Pictures) by collinsflex(m): 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2016
that is the current time in the United States. That Post came from the United States IP or the Site operator is based there.

Esseite:
By 8:13am on 28th sep.... stop speeading false information..

This your leaderNG screen shot is fake...


So at at 8:13am.. you have gathered all the results while polling units were being set up?...
NYSCRe: (photos) Katsina Tallest Corper Wins 20k For Being Mr Tallest In The Camp by collinsflex(m): 5:30pm On Sep 27, 2016
Nice for him.

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