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Dullardeens
These ones will tell their children they took 1st position in their elementary school

justi4jesu:
Very funny

I was thinking one can only reverse a car?

I can reverse aeroplane baby

Gazzuzz hope ayam not late even though I can see it

Why is the phone off. where is the charger?

stamcy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8IzSYEOoxQ

Lol.
The picture or adonbelivit crew.
They have a video

Story for the gods.
They should send a radio signal across. Every locality has a nearby police station.
So wherever this happened, the station in that locality is aware

Arrest him

Hmm....nice one op

You made no point op.

adanny01:
She not only accused him of attempted robbery but harassment and desertion while also claiming she jumped out of the car (my guess is while car is moving) and aborting the trip. This matter is beyond logical reasoning.

She pulled a James Bond stunt

Kjnwancaro:
I think Ibadan is the worse place to drive in Nigeria

You need to drive in Benin

See your head like beans......ediot
Carry your carton comot for road moomoo
Chai insults dey this life

PaperLace, lwkm @ king of multitasking

Doctor Strange Thrash
6.5/10. Wonder why some peeps are giving it 9

Na wa

edoyad:
Thank your Stars Carzola didn't play too and the team was exhausted from their mid week victory in Europe, something you unfortunately can't relate to.

Hide your face in shame. Na only your team play for midweek

Grow up

Una wan finish person with laugh.
Some of us don't even know our position on the standings cos there's no point checking.
This game is not easy mehn

MrDojo:
Let's hear word jare, as if we forced your defender to score own goal ( actually we did )... Your pen self was not a pen to me... But you guys were lucky, the ref favoured you guys more with his calls...its not as if cazorla played Oooo b4 u mention one ali

You should be ashamed of yourself.
Cazorla over Ozil and Sanchez?
Joke of the week
How can it be a pen? calling a penalty pen.
Reason you're not a referee
Like your players weren't in an offside position for the own goal.

MrDojo:
Prepare to be raped this sunday *spuds*

Ooooooooh Oooooooooo Arsenal Arsenal, we are gonna kill the spuds...

MrDojo:
Game on....
you fuc.k up Oooo na spuds u dey support....
The match will be like hulk messing up loki in avengers 1....

edoyad:
What a groovey weekend coming up

Noisemakers how are you.
What happened to the bullets in your gun? Your players couldn't score a goal of their own self
Oh my, we played without dele alli. Thank your stars

Richdotcom:
Ok, just sent you a message on whatsapp... thanks a million

You have sent to a wrong number.....check again.

Boring:
Swit 2 people for me to pass be dat.

I wanna bet u guys can't go without him. Sooner or later u gonna draft him in.

I am not you

Dygeasy:
In the league of Olodos, you are a colossus

Hehe

PaperLace:
egbamiiii... is it your olodo?
Onisokuso!

Lol

Guess it's time to offload Son and get in another midfielder

I don't have aguero either

hungryboy:
In this era of people looking for Internet stardom,
I no trust this guy story
So he should provide me with the following if he wants me to believe his story
1)a picture of him in the car before the accident
2)a video of him getting out of the damaged car after the accident
3)a picture of onlookers and those who came to his rescue after the accident

He forgot his selfie stick

The comments today

na the wrong players dey score them

See the idiat I removed last week is now giving my opponent sweet points

Keep shouting 'Back again' like 9ice

Really with your long neck wey dey spy my team I have to ask who you epp?

You current point total 25 , Aguero alone gave me more than that.

very easy game my people

Lwkm

Richdotcom:
Ugbowo

I have a scanner....scan for free.
Call or Whatsapp

07037924266

GAZZUZZ:
what was replaced? If you want to be sure engine is fine, take vehicle on a long trip, minimum 400k round trip drive at sustained speeds of 120km/hr, if the engine survives this then there's hope.


P.S hold money for tow truck as you do this

Why are you like this

PaperLace:
The answer is right there in your post

Security reasons.
I know one might ask, why bother, after all the car gets seen in different places. Emm...why bother leaving your nairaland profile picture blank too? Don't you get seen daily?

Visibility: larger audience/viewers: you use the picture as dp, a friend saves, uses as dp, uploads on instagram, then facebook... . Your number plate gets to places you have never been.

Number plates cloners may get to see it, clone and use it for robbery. A quick search on FRSC database links it to your car. Then you realise police is your friend (indeed).

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Your location in benin?