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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by colossus91(m): 3:11pm On Mar 12, 2017
Eaugusta:
This one nah "I ran in on thread", don't even know how I got here but seriously I can't stop laughing seeing some hilarious post like I am looking for a virgin girl and all odas; Brothers and sisters being a virgin doesn't guarantee good character neither does it assure a happy home.
I love the fact that we still have those that can keep their virginity even though it's not common but it still remains the best thing to do.
i just tire i dont even wanna marry a virgin ooh those babes are crazy ooo!,
Romance › Re: 13 Reasons The Girl Who Hates People Is Actually The Perfect Girlfriend by colossus91(m): 3:02pm On Mar 12, 2017
haymekus:
1. You’ll have meaningful conversations. She doesn’t do smalltalk. That means your conversations are going to have substance. They’re going to expand your mind and challenge your intelligence.

2. She has the best friends. She hates people. She doesn’t put up with time wasters, which means the people close to her are pretty damn amazing. They make her laugh hard and love hard.

3. She prefers nights inside. She would rather share a bottle of wine with you on the couch than have screaming-conversations in a crowded bar. That means you’ll save money and will get to snuggle and have sex whenever your heart desires.

4. She’s mature. She knows how to handle her emotions, because people annoy her all the time — and she can’t give the finger every time it happens. When she’s upset, she’s able to move past it like a mature adult.

5. She would never cheat. Dealing with one boy is enough. There’s no way she’s going to juggle two of them at once.

6. She’s an animal lover. She thinks puppies and kittens and little baby sloths are the most precious creatures on the planet. If you think she’s heartless, wait until you see her holding an animal, and you’ll change your mind.

7. She chases her dreams. She doesn’t spend all of her time out and about, mingling and meeting new people. She has the time to work on her goals. To think about what she wants out of life and run after it.

8. No one will ever bother you. She’s a master of the side-eye and sarcastic comments. So if someone bothers you, she’ll handle it. After she’s done with them, they won’t approach you again anytime soon.

9. She’ll give you space. She won’t smother you. She needs her ‘me time,’ which means that you’ll have plenty of chances to hang out with your friends and work overtime. She’ll be a big part of your life, but you’ll also have your own lives.

10. She’s a pro at coming up with excuses. If you get invited to a party or a dinner that seems painfully boring, she’ll get you both out of going. She knows exactly what to say. You won’t have to worry about it.

11. She’s honest AF. She complains all the time, which sounds like a bad thing, but really, it means she’s in touch with her feelings. She’s comfortable expressing her emotions. So if she’s upset, she won’t pretend that she’s fine. She’ll tell you the problem right away so you two can work on solving it.

12. She has the best commentary. You could watch a one-star movie together, and she’d make it entertaining with her witty comments. She always has a funny remark about the dialogue or the music or the plot line. She never runs out of things to say.

13. You always know where she stands. If she’s still spending time with you, then you know you’re special. You’re one of the few people that don’t annoy the hell out of her. You should be proud of that. It’s a pretty big accomplishment.
seems u want me to remember i was foolish to let my ex leave ok thanks bye sad
Romance › Re: Why Is It Always Difficult To Withdraw when you are about Cu.mming? by colossus91(m): 2:16pm On Mar 12, 2017
[quote author=BreadandBeans post=54499163][/quote]i dey tell u.....i stil dont understand how peeps can't withdraw before pouring?.
Education › Re: See Wat Ds Final Year Students Of Nekede Posted by colossus91(m): 1:30pm On Mar 12, 2017
ok bye

Education › Re: See Wat Ds Final Year Students Of Nekede Posted by colossus91(m): 1:13pm On Mar 12, 2017
Laveda:
grin Every student can't do that nau, that's a photoshoot sha
no next time tell me its photoshop umu ekwensu.......#EndTimePose #NakedPoly!!
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda's Daughter Visits Her On Set (Photo) by colossus91(m): 10:00pm On Mar 11, 2017
donolatunji:
Actually She And Her Daughter Are Looking Pretty.

Observation: She Resemble Mermaid Plus Her Daughter Resemble What I Can't Tell.
monalisa chinda is cutehuh chai seriously this world needs to end.....dis ugly ass bae?.
Crime › Re: ABSU Student Reported Beheaded Found Alive by colossus91(m): 1:52pm On Mar 11, 2017
Not judging tho but i hope she doesn't come back next time....what rubbish olobo town council oshi!,
Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by colossus91(m): 1:44pm On Mar 11, 2017
well i feel the people liking most of this pictures are either bling or incredibly stupid.... :/
Romance › Re: Are Enugu Girls That Hot Or Its Only A Hype by colossus91(m): 10:13am On Mar 10, 2017
Randy91:
The level of OLOSHOISM in UNIZIK is@its peak...I visited there and got confused.......Most Of UNIZIK babes r HUSTLERShuh
once a babe tells me she is in unizik......i just cancel her asap.....seeems ther is a dept of olosho studies in dat skool!,
Romance › Re: Ebonyi Sha?? by colossus91(op): 7:24pm On Mar 09, 2017
Enuguboy4nsk:
go and sleep......clawed faced afonja
nwa 042 biko apum biko ozugo!,
Romance › Re: Ebonyi Sha?? by colossus91(op): 4:34pm On Mar 09, 2017
Enuguboy4nsk:
i know Ebonyi too well and even have a friend from edda....dont just mention places bc u can browse..where in edda??

owutu;ekoli;nguzu or oso??

you are surprised??. u can browse again....afonja!
lol see u am a born edda boi nwa amaiyi edda lkwu ibudu ebiri autonomous community oga dont doubt my state of origin pls
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man In Malaysia Jumps To His Death From 31st Floor Storey Building (Pic by colossus91(m): 4:19pm On Mar 09, 2017
momentarylapse:
Yes sir.....it was one of the quarter jews as usual!

It seems now in addition to hating afonjeezys, gambaris, themselves and even their own country they also hate being alive!
and another senseless idiot lives!!
Romance › Re: Ebonyi Sha?? by colossus91(op): 4:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
jashar:
Which LGA are you?
Are you serving there?
am in abakaliki, just need friends!,
Romance › Re: Love Is Never Enough. by colossus91(m): 4:15pm On Mar 09, 2017
smithsydny:
as I dey now am dating one who senior with just few years, CUs I cant afford the luxury for the younger babes.. How u see it..
i envy u oooh seems am not their taste ni oo cos i dnt mi d atall!,
Romance › Re: Ebonyi Sha?? by colossus91(op): 4:00pm On Mar 09, 2017
Enuguboy4nsk:
afonja whats your headache with ndigbo on this forum?
young man am from ebonyi state edda boi sir........born in lag just moved back!!
Romance › This Love Song Finally!! by colossus91(op): 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2017
finally i got yaapa that safari love song after 10 years of searching thank God oo!!
Crime › Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by colossus91(m): 6:00pm On Mar 08, 2017
like i will always say....We are not one we should just split please we are not just gonna survive together!!
Romance › Re: Ebonyi Sha?? by colossus91(op): 1:57pm On Mar 08, 2017
this states gives me the creeps!!
Romance › Re: Are Enugu Girls That Hot Or Its Only A Hype by colossus91(m): 1:42pm On Mar 08, 2017
dacblogger:
Enter Anambra and you will see hot babes,unizik to be precise...
after unilag is unizik in olosho business just forget jare enugu have better/decent and beautiful babes dan anambara!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by colossus91(m): 6:15am On Mar 08, 2017
and arsenal just replaced roma.......Roma fans be so grateful to arsenal right nw!!
Romance › Ebonyi Sha?? by colossus91(op): 11:47pm On Mar 07, 2017
Are people in ebonyi on nairaland.com??
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by colossus91(m): 11:38pm On Mar 07, 2017
Kdiva:
it's not almost impossible sha
believe me i have gone farther!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (1 - 5) On 7th March 2017 by colossus91(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2017
now dat kosienyi has been shown airtel 500naira card i hope asshen wenger will re-sign as assinner manager......arsenal smellos since kike forever!,
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by colossus91(m): 9:41pm On Mar 07, 2017
dovelike:
True
hello dove would really love to know u
Romance › Re: I Have Never Kissed A Guy Before by colossus91(m): 9:32pm On Mar 07, 2017
Alexrayz:
Guess u from the rising sun seems u have inherited their confused way
this is how to spot an idiot wink
Romance › Re: Why Don't I Ever Orgasm Or Squirt During Sex? Join Whatsapp Group by colossus91(m): 9:19pm On Mar 07, 2017
09052984283
Romance › Re: Share Your Top 5 Of All Time by colossus91(m): 9:11pm On Mar 07, 2017
taiocol:
1. Gangsta Paradise - Coolio

2. A boy named Sue- Johnny Cash

3. Like A Soldier - Johnny Cash

4. Kiss - Seal

5. Boyz In the Hood- Eazy E
chai ganster paradise mehn dope song oooh and dat kiss was my song for my first bae her name was mercy that year 2009!,
Romance › Re: Share Your Top 5 Of All Time by colossus91(m): 9:09pm On Mar 07, 2017
1. lonely lullaby_ owlcity 2.little things - one direction 3.numb encore - jayz feat linkin park 4.angel - lionel richie 5. forever - mi more tho bt lets hang here!,
Romance › Re: 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens To Have Sex by colossus91(m): 1:40pm On Mar 07, 2017
Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man. wink
hello
Politics › Re: Aba Made Bullet Proof Vest (Photos) by colossus91(m): 12:00pm On Mar 07, 2017
adadike281:
May God bless aba and all Igbos. am very proud of aba, the backbone of igboland. Igbo Amaka!
ada lets talk 07062719128

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