₦airaland Forum

drkhenny:
I have been dating her for about 5yrs now.
I went for a course in delta state while she went to serve in oyo state at thesame time and she was posted to one village where there is no light and no internet connection. Initially she use to come to delta state to see me almost every month, but at a time i got very busy that we couldnt see every month again. I called her on this faithful day and i realised she wasnt alone so i asked her where she was and she told me she was at home in her PPA. So i checked her on whatsapp and i realised she was online. Later in the night i called her and i noticed she was sneaking out of her room to pick my call so i challenged her that why was she sneaking out and how come she was online in the afternoon. She knew there was no way she could have lied again and then she revealed to me that she went to stay with one of her male friend serving in edo state cos she was bored. She appologised to me that she could have told me but i wouldnt allow her to go because i dont trust her. N.B.This is an habit have known with her for as along as we have been dating. She doesnt see anything wrong in sleeping over in her male friends house. Her arguement is always that she doesnt have a female friend she can trust. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS.

em unku op u still called her yur gf? u get mind ooh anyways its fishy and believe me d dude has bleeped yur emm is it bae or soon to be ex anyone sha know u are now a certified shareholder

Chyhappy:
Please I can't find the icon to upload my passport and identification card

Use dis link Use this link...
http://npvn.npower.gov.ng/profile/profile-image

This is the only option for now

Homeboiy:
y they wear palm slippers
are they not supposed to be on bare foot

they are cherubs nt cele!,

SorftWerk:
This evening, I got talking with my girlfriend,i told her I just finished having my hair cut, looking super cute and while I said all these, she was silent all the time, then I asked her what's wrong and she said nothing (you know girls nah) I asked her again, she said nothing, that I shouldn't worry.. So I raised my voice and asked her what's wrong, then she said she just feels uncomfortable I look handsome, I just removed my arm off her shoulder in surprise,what exactly is the meaning of what she said? Why is she uncomfortable she had a good looking guy as her man? Still surprised though!

atleast u still get babe ....i was dumped cause my ex felt insecured cos sje felt i was too cute just imagine!!

lol...i used Ericsson not sony Ericsson bt erisson then sagem and when i used bluebird a flip phone God i thought i was a king then bt now even my 10 year old sis has a camera fone what rubbish!!

ladykool:
this thread is too funny lol
@poster
is not all naija girls dat have stretch mark on their bum ooo, u probally onli been out wiv calabar girls and u came her to say all naija girls ave stretch mark calabar girls is not the whole of naija girls

prove it na open yours lemme see

Adesiji77:
Interesting.
Imagine if the bikers were Nigerians...

definitely if they were nigerians na sweetmeat oo!

bartho77:
1. Willie Francis (1929 – 1947)



At the age of 16 Willie Francis became the first incident of a failed execution by electrocution in the United States. On murdering his employer – a pharmacy owner – Francis was convicted and sentenced to death by the electric chair. On administering a lethal surge of electricity, witnesses report that they had heard the boy scream “Take it off! Take it off! Let me breathe! “. Another report claimed him saying “I’m n-not dying!” The executioners were left flabbergasted. It was later discovered that the electric chair failed to kill Willie Francis because it was improperly set up by a prison guard who was drunk at the time.

So Willie was allowed to live but only for a year, after which he was executed on another electrical chair which was not set up by a drunk.

This can happen in naija ......firstly if phcn did the thing and secondly if our prison wardens arent high on pawpaw leaves

Amarabae:
Let it not be that Isaiah chapter 4vs1 is quietly coming to pass! God abeg o

u don see am na....well am still available tho

comrChris:
are you seriously telling yourself the lie? Umahi may not have tried like ambode because of the financial difference between these two states but umahi has done and doing very well

very funny manh

just came to check names

for crack sake Umahi is not doing anyting in ebonyi state ols na just media hype!,

ameemu:
I have tour many states in the country for the past 10 years
but these States resist development badly. name as follows
1.kwara state
2.Kogi
3.Benue
and niger and nasarawa state from the list we can see that the north Central state are the less developed state in the country.
KWARA STATE: this state happen to be where I did my secondary and tertiary school and I can say that the state is the worst state to grow without godfather , to gain admission into tertiary you have to belong to a society , you father most be a politician, you are from emirs extended family, balogun family your family most be an elite or you most have notable family name such ( alanamu,ajikobi,balogun,sheu this etc).
you can not get job on meritocracy even at the point of entrance the guard will ask you what told you to come, who is you father and what is your compound name etc.
in terms of infrastructures No New road, No pipe born water(the last point you can see pipe born water is ola Olu and inside GRA) No light ( I can say without missing words I was in Ilorin last two month we only get 3hrs light in a day) for the last 2 years where I stay in Kaduna we do use more 18hr in a day new road and network pipe born water I can say this categorically that the Governor of Kaduna el-rufai has done beautifully well the kwara state Governor first term and current term.



please your input is highly appreciated

unku u forgot bayelsa!

baba oooo!,

majour:
Truer words has never been said, problem is, 90% of guys won't take you to see mom if you aren't striking the right code in his heart, am a big fan of compatibility, work on that and see him accommodate you like no other, most women can't even hold a reasonable conversation with a man with their pants on.

i swear thats a major p am facing now ooh,little talk and touch next thing is bum we did it,talking these days is costlier than dollar ooh am just praying nw.

kestolove95:
Igbos really neeas to go bk to skool

sincerely am baffled by your generalisation bt then again i remembered...she doesnt have brain!!

tecno what oh please i better buy a nokia 3310 than go near a tecno or der chameleon series!!!

YonkijiSappo:
Shut up.
OSU!

cant be drawn to a convo with u sir...

YonkijiSappo:
Can only happen in Yorubaland.



Is that so?
Pedestrian bridge in Ugu Republic of Biafuro.
No hating

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do u want me to snap ijesha,cele and sanya bridge since its only ugu republic dat has dilapidated bridges....mtcheew i can see yur brain was auction.....bt wait u never had a brain!!

Whoeppme:
What's my own when u won't treat him well what do u expect?

Have u asked why he can't exhibit such behaviour in the foreign team he plays for ?

That's saying that u can't eat ur cake and have it back you think its just for saying sake?

sir treat him well how? i dont get plz explain!,

soon now chur h go start to sing everybody blow your whistle

policy12:
That is harsh bros.

if someone can deny his family kilotuku

please can someone enlighten me on ecoscholarship?

news reaching me, is that TTT is a relative of lai muhammed!!

akheen:
Where my papa dey when dangote dey hustle ??

dangote is related to dantata who was one of the wealthiest men then so no blame yur popsy him no gethelp

darol4real:
They don't even value education in North and East before

its because you dont read thats why u can conclude easters dont value education please be sure before typing please

jamex93:
naija politician, 2months in office, e go buy 3 of these cars each

3 months keh....ok mayhe as minister na but as governor.....u knw d normal lies nw *IDidntMeetAnythingInTheTresury!! so na justnmake dem no see d car first.....but i knw one tout that is a senator that can buy these cars.......i thinks his name is Dinosaur melani i think am right!,

Shegman22:
The Nigerian Senate today rejected Ibrahim
Magu as the Acting Chairman of the anti graft
agency, Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission. Magu was subjected to grills by the
lawmakers on different issues. But some, key
players facilitated it. They include:
1. Shehu Sani - The Kaduna-born lawmaker also
grilled the rejected EFCC boss. Sani asked him
about the Paris Club Fund.: At the planary, Sani
asked: ''You need to expantiate on your activities
on human rights, What are your findings and
activities on the Paris Club fund?''
2. Dino Melaye - The Kogi state senator was the
first to grill Magu over the DSS report. Melaye
said that notwithstanding the letter from
President Muhammadu Buhari urging the Senate
to confirm Magu despite his disqualification by
the DSS, the secret service has written another
letter to the legislature to disqualify the Acting
EFCC Chairman.
3. Isah Misau - Misau grilled Magu with
questions for more than two times. First he
asked: ''Dasuki took money illegally and not a
single person from the CBN has been
investigated or prosecuted so far...'' Secondly,
why is Central Bank Governor who released
money not being investigated by EFCC?
4. Senator Olujimi - Can you say that anybody
you're prosecuting will take you serious, why
prosecute people on the Newspaper before it
gets to court?
5. Ike Ekweremadu -- The Deputy Senate
President also took turns to swipe at Ibrahim
Magu, asking him how he will fight corruption
within the law.

soon they will ask him y he has not probed dclown running efcc twitter handle

HungerBAD:
Reject him on what grounds?

This is no longer funny.

This is a direct Vendetta by the Saraki Senate against the Presidents nominee,because they all have something to hide.

This Senate is not happy with the Laudable job this man has been doing. So they want a corrupt person to head the EFCC?

The Senate should do Nigeria a favour by nominating somebody for us then. Bunch of thieves.

oga go and read well before u comment too sir no insult but magu is not doing his work.......what has he done about the cbn fraud recruitment ehn let magu just go and sit down please!!

wahles:
Would luv To c d nollywood version

e be like to watch film no hungry u abi...