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shortgun:
This is the reason why we humble shitboxes everyday.
A Mercedes Benz that have "official" top speed of 200kph will do 250kph...na the d secret wey Benz they hide from competitors...u will never know this until the car figures out that u r thirsty for speed.
hv u ever driven Ur shitbox to the point of "silence,"at this point u won't hear any sound not even the sound of air if u hv Ur windows down....

Stop ranting kid. Your own is to be telling imaginary stories. I'm very sure you don't have a drivers license yet.

Iogobenz:
I know your car is faster but what of aesthetics?
Isn't the C300 better looking than the G35?
Which spits more class?
Say you have a corporate meeting to attend and you have both cars in your garage.which would you go in?
Be honest at least cos I know you know the answer deep down.
Which of the 2 cars is even more refined?

At long last! So Benzedes drivers even know that there's more to cars than coloring their rim black and putting AMG & 4matic sticker after their car model on the trunk - or even removing Benzedes shitbox logo and replacing it with Brabus? Truely to drive a Benzedes comes with lots of inferiority complex

I'm glad that you know today that there are more things to look out for in a car other than how fancy it's painted.

Anyway, back to the bolded. If you're serious about work, you shouldn't be seen near a Benzedes.

I don't know the kind of meeting you have in mind but for contract meet-up/proposals/agreements with clients, a Toyota Hilux or Prado will make anybody respect you even if you're a dumbo in that field.

Remove skull mining and yahoo yahoo, hunger will kill everybody in wasteland

Stalwert:
so after all that damaged, ipob nicurs gone be shouting war and do nothing to avenge Trump

I hope you know that 30-60% of each of Borno, Adamawa and Yobe have been split and taken over by Boko Haram who get to collect taxes from the citizens living there. And 100% of some forests in your village might be controlled by armed Fulani Herdsmen terrorists as we speak while you're here talking about USA.

You think this is about shouting and eating amala and greenish ewedu hydraulic in your small hut in Osobo

sulasa07:
Israel Iron dome that cannot stop Hamas $5 rocket,I wonder how it will stop Iranian hardcore missile .

I never said the USA uses Isreal anti-missile defence system. I just showed you an alternative anti-missile defence system that is most likely the cheapest so you get an idea what it costs to get one. The USA makes their own weapons which are more precise and very costly (usually up to 1000%).

sulasa07:
With all US gadgets and fumbles, instead of evacuating the premises, they should have caught the missiles na!
This shows Iran can actually bomb a US base successfully, The white house should watch out!

The USA does not have anti-missile defence system in the base that was hit but they intercepted communication about the attack and sent all their troops to safety.

Do you know how much anti-missile equipment costs. The USA spent $23bn to develop the one that protects Northern Dakota in 2000. Alternatively a unit of Iron Dome missile defence system from Isreal is $50m. You need 3 or 4 to successfully defend the kind of attack by Iran. So imagine where USA will get $400m in 800 places ($3.2trn) to start building missile defence systems in each of its 800 military bases in the world (though some of these bases are already fortified with such).

As for the White House, good luck sending a missile across USA borders. The last time someone got closer to that was during 9/11. A US Airline plane hijacked by terrorists was blown out of the air by defense systems as it approached the White House on 11th September 2001 after the World Trade Center twin towers were hit by two hijacked airplanes earlier.

You can't shoot anything towards the White House. There are no plane routes flying over it so any insect that crawls on the airspace above the White House is as good as gone.

9icetoo:
Being a valuable global brand is a far cry from being a reliable brand.
Man united is a better global brand than Barcelona, them no be mates for pitch.
You guys attract the trolls with your chest beating.

Benz is nice no doubt but.....

Fentanyl, abeg sheath your sword.

Don't be deceived by the nonsense they're writing in their 2 naira blog, hyping themselves and giving themselves imaginary titles and awards inside their own Benzedes shitbox blog.

Toyota is the world's most valuable auto brand both in sales numbers, value and cash deposit.
Toyota is in the top 10 most valueable companies in the world (only betterered by Apple, Google & few others)
Toyota is the most reliable car brand (only bettered by their own subsidiary, Lexus)


There is nothing called "best-selling luxury" brand. What we have is best-selling car brand, best selling sedan and best selling SUV brand which are all held by Toyota

Bonus: Benzedes makes more car models than Toyota. They even have large commercial trucks and an electric vehicle which sold only 54 throughout last year in Germany - yet, Toyota with fewer, fine tuned, refined and well finished models sell more products

This nansense is a concept not a real thing but you have to know that Benzedes shitbox admirers are 17-year-old kids who don't even know how a drivers' license looks like you see them with aww! and wow! everywhere.

Kids.

mercyville:
3 DAYS AGO
Fake news..

Its real. Just saw it.

Iberibe ajoka

kingreign:
fot your mind this is a very fair test. Doing a tug of war on an incline abi?
Las Las we know say the X class is a monumental failure cos they have not convinced folks to buy them in numbers and sales records are disappointing. Also, in real world situation, they're NOT capable of half the task a hilux is capable of doing.

Oh may I inform you, it's not really a Mercedes Benz manufacture, it's a nissan/renault just bagged engineered to bear the Mercedes.

Imagine comparing a grandpa 1984 Landcruiser with a 2020 Nissan Navara Benzedes shitbox with nearly zero mileage.

That Landcruiser you see there is not your mate. That vehicle had a complete war named after it in 1987. Your grandpa will tell you more about it.

Benzedes boys are so deluded.

shortgun:
Cos they are the ones trolling on this thread most

Says someone who mentioned Toyota out of the blue while other Benzedes fans were discussing their normal AC, kompressor and factory electrical issues that comes with their cars.

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shortgun:
Do you know how many times Benz have won that competition?
That competition is the equivalent of long distance running in athletics which Kenyans and Ethiopians win most times. Have you ever heard that they are crowned the fastest runners
When we talk car racing we are talking grand prix
We are talking about d fastest.

It's on record that Toyota have disbanded their race team after decades of many failures.

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Benzedes won the race only once in 1953 when Toyota was a 16-year-old company.

Now its a shame that while old relic company like Benzedes wasted away, a baby Toyota was born, toddler Toyota grew, walked, ran and shattered all records becoming the biggest, most valuable, most succesful, most reliable and fastest car company in the world and holding all titles at once for running years like the Muhammed Ali.

Benzedes fans should not talk where Toyota is talking.

For seizing power through a coup and becoming leader he was sentenced to death while in Fraud Luggard's shithole, coupists are called back and rewarded with civilian presidency when their military regime comes to end.

God punish you Fraud Luggard, wherever you

Igboland contributed nothing? OK. We have heard.

This is more reason why Fraudgerians should not fret when Biafra is mentioned yet you find Yoromoozlemz and Almajri Northerners screaming like headless chickens if somebody mistakenly says BIAFRA or IPOB.

lalasticlala, seun

Many media houses have started writing his name as "Dictator Buhari" or "General Buhari" in article titles for his government's steady abuse of power and disobedience/desecration of courts

BeLookingIDIOT:
Those roads he posted for Nigeria ain't they the average roads

Even this road he posted for Dubai is from Sudan. Oops

obidark:
he said in abuja....!!

Shut up BMC. Read the title of the articles I posted.

Abuja is just another Fraudgerian shithole city

Rosskiki:
Only a little kid will say Nigeria has made no progress.

Even as late as the 1990s many of us conducted serious business without phone. Imagine travelling by plane from Enugu to Lagos to see a business partner to discuss a deal, only to be told on arrival that he'd travelled to London. That was a normal thing. Today, a simple free Whassap call or Skype meeting sorts everything. Today you can start an entire business on your phone, and gather clients from all over the world in a matter of weeks or even days. Compare that to your great grandpa, who was most likely an illiterate village peasant stuck to a farm.

We've made progress.

So Skype and WhatsApp are Nigerian inventions? Probably created inside BMC Center Ogbomosho

Rosskiki:
IF YOU FAIL TO APPRECIATE THE PROGRESS YOU'VE MADE, THE UNIVERSE WILL GRANT YOU NO FURTHER SUCCESS.

THAT'S THE LAW OF NATURE.... LOOK IT UP.

Progress? In Fraudgeria? Oga go back to Futa Jalon where your ancestors came from make we hear word.

God in heaven knows that the British built Fraudgeria for profit. They have taken their profit and left whatever carcass to continue decaying.

Continue decieving yourself

Rosskiki:
The only shithole I see here is your filthy, repulsive lips.

Couldn't find any potholes in Abuja either, asswipe.

Just because of ordinary shithole dweller I mistakenly called you, na him dey pain you like this?

OK.Sai Baba, Nigeria is getting better.
Vision 2020, Fraudgeria will develop like USA before 2020. Mugus

Despite all the headache to prove that you don't have sense, you couldn't post even one pot hole on a Dubai road.

Poor shithole dweller

Lifted2000:
So everyone on this site is commenting is BMC. Who puncture your brain with toothpick?

Ask your father, zombie

BMC zombies VP Osunbande Branch created this topic and are requoting themselves to make it longer. Everybody keep off.

Lol. Mumu BMC that all registered on the same day quoting and requoting themselves while licking Osunbande's inner anus. Take a look at their profiles and see what I'm saying.

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MetaPhysical:
I mean, I dont know why they are alarmed that it is possible to mimick the key fob. At its minimal the radio signal exchange between the fob and the car is using bluetooth, not infrared. The advantage it has for security is encryption, simple! If you exploit the encryption successfully, even a smart phone paired over bluetooth will unlock the car by simply deceiving it with touchtone signals. They should not be alarmed at all.

Keeping fob in freezer and in bank vault is all bullshyyte. The way to prevent this type of theft is first to disable the bluetooth system in the car, you will then have to use the milled key in the door to unlock the car. If its push start model...just rest the fob on the start button it will start. Why should that work if bluetooth is deactivated? Because the key start uses NFC but the door unlock uses bluetooth pairing.

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Wireless key entry does not use Bluetooth.