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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:50pm On Jan 18, 2020
Smartchoiice:
You don't belong in the league of Merc owners.
Hahahahaha! Has it reached like that? cheesy cheesy

Benzedes people nawao. People dey use Corolla dey run Uber in peace yet governmors and presidents that use armoured Landcruiser don't abuse them for driving same Toyota badge.

It seems Benzedes people are arrogant not just on the road but online as well cheesy cheesy
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:42pm On Jan 18, 2020
Before na "Benzedes or nothing", now na "Your E class is not a Benzedes, na only my own be pure Benzedes" cheesy

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2020
KINGreignn:
Anyone deceiving you that an ML W163 was actually luxurious was actually lying and if you are thinking it is, then you're self delusional. Imagine a truck with scandalously huge panel gaps, terrible interior trims and bland designs, not to even talk about how it drives so soulless.

As for shocks, the last time I checked, my Lexus has done 6years and I just decided to replace it's shocks last December. My highlander did 4years and never did I replace her shocks.

What an irony coming from someone driving a truck not more than 1.9m ahahahahah a 2003 rav4 ,cost about 2.2m a 2003 highlander cost around 2.5m toks. Now who's a cheapskate?
Stop, stop. He's dead already grin

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 1:12pm On Jan 18, 2020
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radautoworks:
Early onset blindness must be catching me. Where is Corolla in what you posted??
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Noise
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:25pm On Jan 17, 2020
searchng4love:
You were are improving. Don't relapse.
wink
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:22pm On Jan 17, 2020
radautoworks:
LET'S SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW! when we are talking Mercedes, please don't bring c class into the conversation. That is NOT a Mercedes. It's an excuse for Mercedes do sell to people who would otherwise not be able to drive a Mercedes.
So just because we failed one moose test, we are no longer part of the Benzedes shitbox audio family? What about A class that has been tumbling and tumbling since God knows when? cheesy

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:09pm On Jan 17, 2020
radautoworks:
LET'S SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW! when we are talking Mercedes, please don't bring c class into the conversation. That is NOT a Mercedes. It's an excuse for Mercedes do sell to people who would otherwise not be able to drive a Mercedes.
Nothing wey Buhari no go see for shithole grin

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 10:50pm On Jan 17, 2020
radautoworks:
Another potential misuse of statistics. How many of each car was made? Also there is implicit bias in your study. By nature of cost alone, a Corolla will always have more units sold than an Audi. What you should be looking at is proportion sold versus manufactured coupled with resale units.
E pain them cheesy

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 10:39pm On Jan 17, 2020
radautoworks:
Another potential misuse of statistics. How many of each car was made?
So you're telling me that if Vokswagon made more Audi A4s they would have outsold the Corolla? grin

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 10:09pm On Jan 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
Let me compound your misery.... I'd rather do my Audi A4 than any Corolla.
Even Audi A4 sales stats will disagree with you cheesy

Car TalkRe: Toyota Tacoma: How Strong Is It And Durability by conductor250: 7:27pm On Jan 17, 2020
2felix:
Leg use to pull like honda
Who told you this rubbish that you just posted? Have you driven a Tacoma before? Do you have one? Are you well?

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 7:23pm On Jan 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
Unfortunately for you... The list includes an S class, ML, and C klasse.... Not forgetting the W123....oh and W124.... You need to show respect.
As long as the costliest car that Mercedes will ever make in this world will be less reliable than a Toyota Corolla of the cheapest trim, you got no point. You're disgracing your fam with that eurobox. wink
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 7:14pm On Jan 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
Show some respect man. I know you have it in you. There's sequoia, Lexus ES, Lexus GS all in the family...
And then you, the black sheep of the family, bringing disgrace to the house by driving a diseased eurobox cheesy
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 6:39pm On Jan 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
Y'all should grow this dry thread... Mercedes Benz thread is fruitful beyond expectations. Say no to Lexus vigilantes on the Mercedes Benz thread!!
I know why you're running from una Benzedes shitbox thread cheesy

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 6:38pm On Jan 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
Well I understand your point. Hence my reluctance to upgrade my car due to plethora of reliability issues with newer Merc models.
You say what? cheesy cheesy

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by conductor250: 11:06am On Jan 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
People who should help you have become VIGILANTES on the Mercedes Benz thread.
And what are you doing here, resident something cheesy

Lexus is not like your European shitbox where they will tell you to avoid Benzedes C300 because it always catch fire, GLK has transmission issues, X6 has electrical fault, etc.

Anybody buying a Lexus should pick one that fits his budget and pay as long as car is not accidented. Nothing like review this, review that.

Since Lexus is the most reliable car brand on earth for 5 years running if a particular Lexus model is deemed problematic or faulty, that means the entire cars on earth is faulty and garbage. My 2 cents. wink
PoliticsRe: Where Are The So-called Vision 20/20 Projects ? by conductor250: 10:47am On Jan 17, 2020

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:30am On Jan 16, 2020
9icetoo:
Therein lies the problem with the German horde.
The cars they rave about are no within their reach. They have never been in them talk less of driving them. Yet they come here and make outlandish claims. It is mandatory to have those warnings on the flipper visors of any SUV, cuv, and some hatchbacks. Failure to do that means you will be sued by the driver in the event of a rollover as he wasn't informed of such risk.
I do not think Mercedes has the money to pay for thousands of rollover incidents involving their cars. Rollover is determined by CG. With a higher CG, you have a higher rollover risk. The GL's have a higher rollover risk than even a Nissan Micra.
Exactly. Even people who are still yet to learn driving will be hyping Benzedes on their Whatsapp status. By the time they reach to get to drive their first car in the real world they opt for a Toyota Corolla.

Benzedes supporters are usually kids and people who are just hyping things based on exaggerated hearsay.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 12:20am On Jan 16, 2020
shortgun:
Standard warning for shitboxes... show me that warning in a proper SUV like the G or GL or GLS.
Makers of Ur shitbox knows it's not safe for stunts n speed.
if u like go n kee urself competing with performance luxury mercs
Return that phone before I sound you.

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 12:11am On Jan 16, 2020
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shortgun:
Standard warning for shitboxes... show me that warning in a proper SUV like the G or GL or GLS.
Makers of Ur shitbox knows it's not safe for stunts n speed.
if u like go n kee urself competing with performance luxury mercs
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Small boy. This shows you have never entered any of these Mercedes cars you usually blab about. grin

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:44pm On Jan 15, 2020
9icetoo:
Yeah. Benz doesn't roll over. See pictures above. grin
that boy na mumu

https://www.seanclearypa.com/rollover-accidents/vehicles/

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:36pm On Jan 15, 2020
shortgun:
Saw this warning in a Toyota cheesy cheesy cheesy....Many have gone

Continue to race Benz at Ur own Risk.
Again, this confirms that you're a small boy that haven't see a drivers license before.

This warning is a standard requirement for any SUV or crossover of any brand be it Toyota, BMW or any faulty shitbox they make in Europe.

Small boy, drop your dad's phone and run along. cheesy

Car TalkRe: Is The Benz ML 350 2010 A Good Car For Use... by conductor250: 10:08pm On Jan 14, 2020
Okeyworlu:
Just curious.....pls let me have ur experience, a friend wants to go for it.
It is a very nice car. Reliable in Mercedes standard. Na mostly shock issue the car get. Be ready to change air suspension to normal suspension or keep your big money to replace with another air suspension when the one inside develops the usual problem.

Another thing. During rainy season, the SAMS use to get spoilt. Some electricians cover SAMS with nylon bag inside the car and you're good to go.

Its a nice car once again and reliable for a German car (this car and C300 of the same year/generation are the two Mercedes I can vouch for a little bit). Other than that I will tell you to add small money and buy LexusRX 350 or buy Highlander of the same year with same budget.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Hanan Buhari On The Presidential Jet, Waving. Shared By Aisha Buhari by conductor250: 7:17pm On Jan 13, 2020
generalwo:
....which one u don enter before huh/ which crime she commit as she enter her papa jet huh if u drive ur papa official car, na crime huh
Her papa plane? cheesy

Make I no laugh? Can Buhari's intellectual ability afford him a brand new car let alone a plane in his own name?

If not for politics salary and looting, people like Buhari will be doing shoe maker or digging well for sensible people. Mugu grin
PoliticsRe: Video Of Hanan Buhari On The Presidential Jet, Waving. Shared By Aisha Buhari by conductor250:
If not Fraud Luggard, wetin this illiterate habokee offspring that should be hawking fura at Mami Market be doing inside plane? Not even plane but presidential private jet.

Fraud Luggard, you shall continue burning in hell.
generalwo:
....which one u don enter before huh/ which crime she commit as she enter her papa jet huh if u drive ur papa official car, na crime huh
Her papa plane? cheesy

Make I no laugh? Can Buhari's intellectual ability afford him a brand new car let alone a plane in his own name?

If not for politics salary and looting, people like Buhari will be doing shoe maker or digging well for sensible people. Mugu grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 7:01pm On Jan 13, 2020
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Iogobenz:
Are we talking cars or going after our personalities?
Because I am ready to go that route if you are.
It's like you are crazy undecided
I still say it,when people make enough money,they buy mercs for a reason.
It is a MORE car,not some bland,tactless,tactless Japanese inferior hunk of metal.
A rich Nigerian uses maybe a Corolla or a camry for his day to day activities and goes to church on Sunday or function with a merc right?
Why do they do that?why didn't they go in their camry?
Mercs offer more,dumbo.Everyone knows that,even your dumbass.
E dey even mention Ferrari and lambo.Are those every day cars affordable to the common man?or you don't know there is something called "super rich".
Many people that even have the new S class can't even afford those Italian cars,and one idiot here is mentioning them.
Like say you go even fit afford to touch am on paper till you die.
Oponu.
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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 6:22pm On Jan 13, 2020
Iogobenz:
Benz still wins here though smiley
There is a reason people buy mercs when they make enough money.
No. People with 'enough' money will never touch your diseased 800k secondhand C300.

They buy Rolls Royce, Bentley, LX570 or Landcruiser if they don't want to appear too posh.

Rich people with flare for speed (mostly kids, but rich kids - unlike you) drive Lambos and Ferraris.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 6:18pm On Jan 13, 2020
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Iogobenz:
We won't know peace here because one former ES330 owner moved to a G undecided
Another idiot here said you can't compare an i4 to a V6.
If it's so,that means an es330 should be faster than my c230k na. undecided
Horsepower isn't everything!!!
Toilet paper experts.
#spits.
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Shut up. That shitbox Benzedes will die on the road - in fact it will not reach Kebbi state if you attempt it on a roadtrip across Mali.

In fact, if you set out a journey to and fro Sokoto with an Sclass and Es330, chances that you will come back with your Sclass is not up to 30%.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 6:02pm On Jan 13, 2020
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HeavenlyBang:
It's not a racing car, so all the car journalists racing them are stupid, and you're the smart one.

Do you think S Classes are slow? Lmfao. Have you driven one? Have you raced one?

Racing an S Class is very different from a tug of war between a Supra and G Class. Tugs of War are mostly dependent on weight, whereas weight is just a factor in a race.
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Because HP is more important to you than common sense, go and race this 750 HP Volvo FH truck against the 250 HP Volvo S60.

Just because a stupid blogger raced Sclass we should now start using it for racing? Car that is problematic when driven normally you want to blow the engine with race.

Thats why I even laugh whenever I come across this thread. Which day have you started your car and drove it from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds from your garage? Which real life scenario requires a car to travel at 180km or race 0 to 60 in 5 seconds? Are you travelling to North Pole?

There are more to cars than race race race. Everything race. Children everywhere.

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 5:50pm On Jan 13, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
It's a completely fair comparison because the S Class has almost 100 HP more. For what it's what, racing that S550 vs an M56 would yield similar results. Both are heavy cars, no?
An Sclass is not a racing car. Don't sound like a possessed kid while you're trying to troll kids.

That was how I saw this video of Gwagon doing tug of war with one tiny Supra. When it's bigger brother, the Toyota 4runner later showed up the Benzedes flying carton was bullied mercilessly. Please let's not throw away our senses while trying to be savage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ7lJEi_WGQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N-rHiV29DQ
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 5:40pm On Jan 13, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Enjoy a G35x completely destroying an S550.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfM2DhAOS2s
You're doing the same thing we mock and accuse Benzedes kids of doing. An S class is not a racing car. It's just like competing your little racing car with an Infinit QX80 or Toyota Landcruiser (apologies for mentioning these unreliable shitboxes I just mentioned alongside the legendary Landcruiser).

An Sclass, although looking as plastic and childish as Benzedes CLA is heavy (only the massage seats in the back is enough to add some kgs) so you and the people who made this video are comparing apple with oranges.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 5:31pm On Jan 13, 2020
rationalmind:
This cracked me up grin.

So can you explain what happened here? grin Watch between the 1st and the 2nd minute.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NI_LszSxKM&t=2s
Pls can you explain that video to me. I don't quite understand your point in relation to the video.

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