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ogbuefi677:
Bumper of the Benz is stronger than the chassis of the Orient flying carpet

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Ironic that all Benzedes post 2000 are just painted plastics

I heard that this model of Benzedes is usually stronger

Please I just updated my gallery. Which of these two Benzedes shithboxes would you recommend for me?

Henrhyme4u:
I just buy foreign used C180 2005 model, driving it from Lagos to Akure the engine get problem, the dealer is considering change of the engine for me now, what challenge should I be expecting if perhaps the engine is changed? Thanks

You're not permitted to write that your Benzedes has fault. According to the azzlickerz here, Benzedes do not have any fault.

shortgun:

With d kind of mouth u r making + trolling on this thread I don't think u will let any Benz overtake u on the road if u have the means to stop them. Unfortunately, u r driving a cosmetic shitbox.
You are right thou on that spirit part cos d Benz car and the owner are d same and one.....it's spiritual, I don't have d words to explain it to u judging from your poor background.

The way you kids make mouth is something else but I won't judge you knowing that 95% of benzedes drivers are ~20-year-old yahoo boys who are just buying their first car after being inspired by Victor AD.

Pele o

HeavenlyBang:
"I rAceD OnE eS330."

But did the ES330 race you?
ES330 driver would probably be like "Huh, why's that suddenly throttling hard and driving aggressively?"

But then again, Logobenz actually claims to have beaten an FX35 with his supercharged peak milk can, so there's precedence.

I swear. That was how one Benzedes nearly cleared all the people at a bus stop when he appeared out of nowhere and jumped into my left while I was discussing with my friend. I had to apply break suddenly to make allow him enter because an oncoming truck was fast approaching. The way he jumped into my front and swerved, losing control for a split second before stabling made people at the bus stop to take to their heels.

I always thought about what could have happened if I didn't stop for him that day.

Fentanyl:
lololololol

on today's episode of

how to race people who really aren't interested in racing your german heartbreak box

I swear. I always see benzedes drivers driving on the street like they're being chased by evil spirit.
Maybe those ones that pass me might even be be thinking they "fed dust" to me while I'm just cruising and listening to my music or gisting with a passenger in the car or even taking a phone call and not even paying attention to them

Eddee:
Thebigkendo come and see my new favourite past time

Nnaa eh, even you too is an upcoming photographer like me

kendy22:
Good morning house, plz am new in this section. Plz what is ur take on the Benz Glk350 2010. Have been a Lexus owner want to change

which Lexus did you drive?

Eddee:
Sometimes I wish she and my person from Ogba had a branch here in Calabar. That Lexus IS 250 is currently at Mandilas (an effing Toyota dealership) here in Calabar. Car has immobiliser and key issues. Bill is 275k. Paid already, hopefully car will be out tomorrow.

I hate not been able to bargain, at least I can request for discounts from Baba G and even Aunty Radu. These guys don't play, a quote is a quote, and the final invoice will always be higher

Did the key break into two?

Iogobenz:
Honestly as a young man trying to make a headway for himself,Merc or say German luxury isn't such a smart thing to do,except for early bloomers.
My Merc has cost me more than ×3 of it's purchase money just to keep it running for 5years+ now.
Japs are very reliable,I noticed ever since I went the Lexus way and my honda too back in the days never disappointed,no matter what!
Also for speed,most japs take off the line very fast but then after 100kph,mercs start to catch up and later feed them dust till the end,except for some few.
9icetoo my car na C230k facelift,not C180k E pain me say n.a. you dey confuse my own car like this.
Kingreign,you really think your RX330 will race my C230k and win?I don't think so.
As for the 05 V6 Camry,I can attest to this,I don chop severe beating from e hand before and also from the 07 accord v6.
Also some of these recent Mazda 626 na fire ooo.
If I succeed to sell this my old Merc e go tay before I buy another one o lol.
Maybe by say 2023/2024 I'll get a W205 jeje.
Be wise,life no start and end on cars!!

Haha. I love how honest you are. Kia and Mercedes nearly finished my life and I was saved by Toyota/Lexus.

With this kind of honesty continuing from other Benzedes fanatics I might unfollow this thread and stop trolling Benzedes fans on nairaland.

Una don finally murder this groundnut eye shitbox Benzedes guy

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shortgun:
Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road
I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?"

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.

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Kids. Pftttt

shortgun:
I tot as much...empty barrel + drum.
Nonsense and conductor250.

Benzedes driver don't you want 200k? Nominate your escrow on nairaland. You can call seun or any supermod let me wire the money straight away.

Plastic-driving kid

shortgun:
I challenge you to a race with any 3.5l engine Japanese sedan/SUV of any year in Airport Road Abuja by 2am.
I will race with my 3.2l C320.
From city gate to airport flyover.(about 26km)
Stake is 100k each
Moderator; Guards Brigade, 176 Guards Battalion.
Winner takes all.
Send me a pm if u think u can be 100k richer and alive after the race with ur Japanese.
Let us settle this once and for all like Men.

Hahahahaha. Who is this fool? When did racing become men's activity? For your info, the 1984 Toyota Supra will flog anything Benzedes manufactured on the road in 2019. Go and watch videos. Anyway I have not seen a real-life scenario that involves racing and I'll prefer to address you as a kid because it's kids like you that buy cars to "race" including people that purchase Supra and Lamborghini et al.

Free 200k for you if we submerge the hood of your plastic Benzedes in water for 120 seconds and your Benzedes engine starts and runs properly thereafter without one sensor or the other blowing like dynamite.

Free 200k by cash or transfer. Call any escrow/surety on nairaland. I'll send the money to him to hold. Just do the video and upload here then I'll give him go-ahead to transfer the money to you.

Blanc8:
You are always bitter, what really is your problem with benz?

But I'm not the one with leaking hydraulic and blown sensor. Y'all Benz4nothing sufferheads should not blame me for your misery

Midoda:
Benz for uber?kilode?

Leave am make the unreliable plastic chop im money first. Private users dey complain e wan carry fragile carton go do business

lalasticlala check your conscience

Eyaaa. Benzedes fanboys. Suffering written everywhere on this thread. Everywhere sensor failed, transmission pulled, fragile engine knocked. Pele o

Eddee:
I love taking this sorta pictures, maybe I'll create a drive-by photo thread. HeavenlyBang and Radautoworks, Smartchoiice all have high res cameras, don't tell me your camera rolls aren't saturated with photos as lovely as these ones

Use clearer pics

lalasticlala

Iogobenz:
Yes,the M271 is very fragile.
It cannot withstand stress and is very hard to work on,so you have to change it at the slightest opportunity
I have bought 3 of them under a year so I know.
First time I had an incident,it was due to overheat!
If the m271 overheats so much that it stops on its own,sorry it is not coming back!
You must buy another engine.
Second time was flood.
Supercharger intake is so low,beneath the fan so any water that gets in bursts the engine block instantly!no 2 ways about it!
Third engine was due to oil.if oil gets too low and pressure isn't much,the oil pump self destruct immediately and it is impossible to replace and have a good performance,reason I bought another engine.
This one now dey serve me well all thanks to experience.
The legs of that car too is something else
It is one difficult car to maintain,honest truth!
But it will give you demonic speed,that is if you love speeding like me

Hehehe. Even Benzedes die-hard fans are complaining of suffering.
Buy yourself a sweet Toyota and end your suffering. Kpatapkata you change your username from logobenz to JesusIsLord

athaboi:
Oga if they have released you, go home in peace, this is Nigeria where due process doesn't work....don't, don't

This is why you should reply people who say we should support One Fruadgeria with a resounding slap.

Lalasticlala

EmptyCoconutHead:
ipob spotted from close range

Shithole zombie terrorist spotted. E pain the Yoromoozlem terrorist

No. They must follow everything Fraud Luggard told them. He named their shithole nigga-area and imposed the name of a rapist on their capital, let them keep following blindly. Nigerians are gullible.

Then what is this? This failed shithole is a den of liars.

Fraudgeria