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Chillis:
You remember this your favorite gif?

He has finally moved to Brazil and he is rocking life.
https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2749077/fat-kid-dancing-o.gif

i refuse to believe this.
that kid is still in lagos. which brazil?

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Talon05:
Ma'am, I have been good, you?

Honestly, I do not know how best to handle such a situation cause I have never witnessed one or ever being in such a situation but I have read and I have tried to analyse various scenarios in my head but I always come to this conclusion on this particular snecerio that bitch-slapping such a woman won't be a terrible idea. Come on, if my woman verbally abuse me, God forbid and won't let me go peacefully like the gentleman that I am, I think a slap or two ain't such a bad idea. She might end up with injury if I have to forcefully push her away from me, she could hit her head on a wall or any other thing or don't you think so?

a slap isn't a bad idea if the woman won't let you go out and cool off. the slap would release her grip on your shirt so you can take off from there.

a certain female made this post about her neighbours....

I wonder why a woman will use such foul language on her husband. This is a man that takes care of her in all ways... Anyways she overdid it one very bad day, her husband gave her d beating of her life. He dealt with her ruthlessly and I was veryyyyyyy Happy about it

she was very happy about the treatment her fellow woman got.

cococandy:
Abeg I'm too lazy to go looking for that post amidst thousands of others in pages numbering over 50.

I don't know how you guys do it.
Anyway repent. That's all.

next time, have your evidence in place before throwing accusations.

raumdeuter:
The Man Utd of 99 faced Barca- Rivaldo, Guardiola Figo, Bayern- Kahn, Effenberg, Elber, Juventus- Zidane, Del Piero, Davids, Inter-Ronaldo Baggo

Did you notice there were about 5 Ballon D or winners in those teams at least?

the players you mentioned weren't ballon d'or winners yet when man utd met them.

babyosisi:
Why don't you act your gender
Are you crazy?

this is what beings of my gender do.....put women in their place. you & i know i am not one of those idïots you can bully. if you attempt it, your credibility & the little that is left of your respect would be eviscerated.

babyosisi:
Why don't you act your gender
Are you crazy?

this is what beings of my gender do.....put obnoxious women like you in their place. you & i know i am not one of those idïots you can bully. if you attempt it, your credibility & the little that is left of your respect would be eviscerated.

babyosisi:
Don't being your grandma into this
We don't want nightmares
This is about you and your hormonal ways
So one day you too will put wife for house?
Kai
Woman don suffer

i was only advising you to act your age....
hormonal ways? do you feel threatened? you have never met a man that put you in your place?

mamaosisi, you lack wisdom.

cococandy:
I remember It was the thread about the man that killed his wife.
As usual the case enter voicemail. I was just watching you insulting people's fathers.
It Is well. I'm not going to look for the thread.
You do realize that if I posted that comment of yours. It is the same as what happened in that mutter's post. Just using your own post to prove that you're speaking from both sides of your mouth. How's that an insult?
If I claim that I've never insulted anyone here before and someone brings my old post to prove me wrong, would I consider that an insult?
Nope.
Just know that you're equally guilty of verbal abuse without provocation.
If you admit that one, the matter don end be that.
But I know you won't so.... Moving on.
Let's agree to disagree on the issue of verbal abuse deserving physical retaliation.
We will never see eye to eye on that issue.
Just so you know, even if a fellow man insults you, he doesn't deserve to be hit.
That's why if it goes to court, that guy will go free and you will be penalized.
Same as if I hit another woman first because she insulted me.
So what does it have to do with equality? Nothing.

so no evidence?
just conjecture?
chai chai chaiiii!

babyosisi:
My fellow woman
Carry on
Are you done?
How about the private parts when will that part come up
Oya
Hahahahahahaha

i don't bring up such with wrinkled women old enough to be my grandma.

act your age - you are too old for this.

babyosisi:
SheMales like coogar wouldn't dare hit a fellow man
They won't go on such a suicidal mission
Na only for woman body loud mouthed SheMales like him and dinachi get strength
They are not hard to figure out

mumu!
i don't discriminate - your gender does not give you any special treatment. if you spew nonsense, you would get verbally lashed.

raumdeuter:
The level Arsenal of 99 was playing, No team in current EPL is playing at that level.

Scholes played Bayern, Juventus, Ronaldo and Baggios Inter Milan, Barcelona. No EPL team this season has faced that much fire

swansea play better than arsënal of 99.
which arsenal of 99 are you talking about? the same one that couldn't get out of a group containing panathanaikos, lens & dinamo kiev?

babyosisi:
When I wouldn't let eediots like you speak ill of my people and get away with it

Stick to the topic please

you are a complete idïot....

people like me speak ill of your people? who are your people that aren't my people? trouble follows you everywhere. if you are not cursing yoruba people on politics section, you are being a religious bigot on the muslim threads.

i doubt you even had parents at all. if i have a family member that turned out to be you at your grandmother age, i would take her to court to disown her. you are everything that is wrong with the world today.

how can a woman be a religious bigot, misandrist, tribalist, etc all rolled in one and then claim she modelled her parents good behaviour. anyone that has seen your comments on this forum would not want to meet your parents.

you need help.....

babyosisi:
I say it proudly
Thank GOD I had parents that modeled good behavior
Still married till date
Many abusers had abusive parents sadly
You can change the dynamics if you want to by first acknowledging you need help

so where did you learn to be a tribalist if your parents modelled good behaviour?

raumdeuter:
8 quality teams match Chelsea? you must be having a laugh. who are these quality teams?
Man Utd won the league on the last day in 99, I bet Chelsea would win with 3 games to spare this season

Terry has played 39 games, He wont play any CL, Carling, FA cup again
So max number of games Terry would play is 49 which is still less than Scholes 51.

If Scholes wasnt tired at 51, So terry and co are tired at 39 or less?

how many quality teams did scholes face in 99? hell, how many minutes did he play in those 51 games?

babyosisi:
If I was close and slapped you across your kpomo lips and carry ya face join for this stupid comment I would be justified abi?

not after you had confessed your parents had several boxing bouts in your presence. i went to school, i can read personal insults even when hidden cleverly like you did.

babyosisi:
From the above study half of nigerian men hit their wives in front of their children and end up with the dinachis and coogars of this world
Hmm
Take note
Women
If he hits you,your children are likely yo hit and to tolerate hitting
Get out while you can

this is the kind of comment i would expect from a half-nakëd stark illiterate onion seller in nigerian villages.

you can take the pig out of the swamp, you cannot take the swamp out of it. if you have stayed abroad for so long and you still display the attitude of a slowpoke then western education didn't achieve much in nigeria.

babyosisi:
And for a man like you that runs your mouth like ukpaka,your definition of a woman running her mouth will be one whose mouth outruns yours
Hahahahaha
Oh boy
When she outtalks you,you strike abi

i wonder what this logic of yours says about a sadistic tribalist like yourself. you want to be treated like a woman while you spray saliva everywhere like an epileptic patient? you must be in la la land.

respect isn't given on a platter of gold.
you have not earned the respect you demand from the men on here. when you start carrying yourself like a virtuous woman and you act your age, then you will cop the respect.

cococandy:
I really don't like going Over old issues except I can't avoid it.
Coogar you want me to go and dig that your post?
Anyway I won't . But it is true.

go & dig it out for clarity sake....
you have your chance to prove me wrong tonight - take the chance!

Was mutter's post made to insult her?
Whatever sha.

no, it wasn't an insult.
the post was actually praising her. your hypocrisy would sink the titanic.

You're biased. At least me I admit everyone is guilty of verbal abuse but you keep ignoring the part the males play in the whole 'word wars'

there's a reaction to every action....
if the males only resort to verbal abuse in retaliation then why would you expect me to blame them? you have to agree a lot of the women on here mistake kindness for weakness.

I reiterate that verbal abuse doesn't justify physical. How about the guys who have sharp tongues, do their wives beat them up?

verbal abuse doesn't justify physical?

The earlier we separate the two, the easier it will be to tackle each one for its own peculiarities.

they are all classified under domestic violence.

If we keep bringing up the issue of verbal abuse everytime physical abuse is mentioned? What about the cases of those who hit their wives or husband without being verbally provoked to it?

such men are in the minority!
we have facts they say women start the problem in 70% of such cases.

How will their cases be discussed since there is no verbal abuse to tie the physical abuse to? Sweep it under the carpet because we can't find something to justify the violence with?

if a woman runs her mouth to the point of provoking her hubby to hit her, she deserves the beating. you cannot continue to hide under sėx equality and then turn round to tell us women don't deserve to be hit. what do men do when provoked by fellow men? do they not fight each other? why then should it be different from their reaction if the primary aggressor is female?

Chillis:
Anyway, for those without mb. Here it is
https://gifsforum.com/images_new/gif/trolling%20gifs/grand/fat_dance_gif.gif

chillis, na your boyfriend be that?

babyosisi:
You mean women like dinachi and coogar okwa ya

whatever you say doesn't remove the fact that you are a:-

•hypocrite
•tribalist
•sadist

don't get antsy because i am man enough to call out your bullshyte. are you going to rebut the facts presented concerning women being the biggest culprits of non-reciprocal violence or you are going to display your agbero mentality tonight?

raumdeuter:
If Scholes isnt tired after 51 games, How come Terry, Ivanovic , Arsenal players City players who currently have less than 30 games as at now are complaining of being tired?

less than 30 games?
are you crazy? terry has played 39 games this season & we are talking about high intensity games. in 98/99, only about 2 teams give united the shakes. these days, there are more than 8 quality teams that would match united or chelsea pound for pound.

SAMBARRY:
ask me again

you need deliverance.
no wonder you don't have a voter's card.

bukatyne:
Then We must be on different forums

or you need glasses.

bukatyne:
If a husband locks her husband's shirt, then she has gone physical.

no, she hasn't!
she's just preventing him from leaving the scene. she hasn't attacked him or cause him any pain or injury.

Till then, the guy should stick to guy his mouth. Though I agree that Some women really know how to provoke with their mouths... however, they are in the minority.

if she runs her mouth after being told to stop several times then she deserves to be slapped. verbal abuse & physical assault are all children under domestic abuse. one is not less hurtful than the other.

cococandy:
Ok I get the drift.
Do you agree that guys here do it more?

the women are the chief culprits....
the men are just trying to catch up to level things up.

Before one topic has reached 20 comments, someone is insulting someone's father.
Or how they lack male figures in their lives.

that is usually in self defence.

I've caught you in the act before.

provide the evidence.....

I hardly see ladies talking about the males posters wives or insulting them.
But a particular set of males on this forum won't let a sentence about Nigerian males pass without making direct jabs at a contributors husband.

they do.....
women can't stop talking or stop bringing people's personal lives on to the threads just to score a cheap brownie point. the case of mutter is still fresh in our memories.

Sometimes they even do it when you are not in any way generalizing and worse still when it even has no bearing on tha matter at hand.

i trust the men on here not to stoop so low into such rubbish. who went to an old post to dig up mutter's personal experience?

male or female?
and i remember her saying the kind of abuses she's received from the women on this forum is horrible - and she's received none from the men.

Anyway since you see that, then we are on the same page.

verbal abuse is not the sole preserve of females as has been proven by nairaland. A community of random folks from different walks of Nigeria. No better random sampling than this.

you are getting the message wrong....

women were justifying verbal abuse on this thread. they said verbal abuse shouldn't give the man the cojones to put his hands on a woman - provocation or not. that was what brought the argument.

raumdeuter:
Scholes said they played 63 games in 1999

"they" as a word is fraudulent.
how many did paul scholes play himself before telling the world he wasn't tired?

united were super-tired that season. they won the league title on the last day of the season. the FA cup semis was a slugfest.......and we all know how ordinary they looked @nou camp against bayern.

cococandy:
Opponent as in the opposing debator.

Ok let's not drag it out.

When you start again, I will remind you.

you will never catch me attacking anyone opposing or supporting. what you don't realise is a lot of posters here lack what oyibos call the netiquette.

they don't know when to draw the line between making a general statement & doing the personal attack. for instance, poster A says nigerian women are very violent. poster B will quote him & say poster A's female family members must be violent.

do you get the drift now?

cococandy:
So that makes it ok?

if that's the rules they have - why not?
babyosisi also does the carryover thing. she brings up old beefs into new threads - she loves the vendetta ish. besides, she's a veteran so she can take the pinch.

I have history too with some posters. If I come on a thread where I don't agree with them,
is it ok for me to leave the topic under discussion and start throwing insults at them?
Meanwhile dinachi doesn't even need history with anyone to insult them
The thing flows from within him without provocation or even relevance to the issue at hand.
All you need to do is disagree with him and his next post addressing you will begin with
"rotten pucci, maggot infested hole between your legs" (I'm still curious about what his fixation with that part is).
Even if he doesn't know you from before.

i simply don't believe this.....
dinachi is an easy going poster. he makes his points & no matter how ridiculous it may seem, it's his personal opinion. if anyone has a problem with his opinion, they should face the message & not the messenger.

in most cases here, the messenger gets attacked.

cococandy:
Innocent
I don hear an finish today.
Coogar you're a chief aggressor.

Before your opponent will even finish his or her sentence, you've insulted their village and academic achievement.

So Mr bend down and learn from the gentlemen on this forum

thank feck you said before my opponent...... - which simply means i am a reactive aggressor. i always respect the rules of engagement. i don't pull the trigger before i am attacked.

cococandy:
Coogar did you notice it was a male dinachi that started the insulting this time around?
Will you still say women are more verbally abusive?
Abeg both males and females are culprits. EOD

don't pretend like there's no history between the two. think about it yourself - is it logical for dinachi to just attack a poster he has never had anything to do with?

cococandy:
If there's was ever the professional teachers of snidery, it is NL dude.

I didn't even know what that was until I got on this forum.

Dede leave talk.
Verbal abuse is rife among males.

I don't expect you to agree sha.

Why they attack a particular set of females? Is the same reason why the babes attack a particular set of males. It is not rocket science

Nobody can claim innocent in this matter. Especially not you.

i am very innocent.
i dare anyone to say i deliberately picked on her without any sort of provocation. the women who get verbally-lashed on this section were asking for it.

it's as simple as that!

I'm sorry I didn't come on NL to learn or imitate anyone coogs.
You don't see shyte flying and pretend you're ok with it so why expect someone like me to do same?

the difference between you & me is that i give it back to those that attacked me first. as for you, you kowtow the coven witches(thank God most of them are now extinct) to throw snide remarks.

Why not learn from bellong, thorpido, lewstherin, Nashville etc etc? Do you see any of the particularly being attacked?
Abi you don pass to learn?

learn what from who?
you are the one crying that you get abused a lot by the men here. you can never see me complaining about whatever reception i get on here. cold or hot - i am suited to both.

babyosisi:
Go to bed at 2?
It is quite obvious between the two of us who is the violent one.
I am shocked you haven't started talking about private parts.

you need the siesta.....
faced with the facts that 70% of the time, women are the culprits of non-reciprocal violence, you have started spewing baloney that has nothing to do with the numerous lies you have posted earlier.

madam, call it a day already.
you have been found out & shown up as a bumbling oaf. i would advise you to do your research properly next time before spreading falsehood on a public forum.

babyosisi:
Didn't I state earlier that batterers are often very verbally abusive
Have we not confirmed it here?

babyosisi, look in the mirror....
you are the most verbally abusive woman on this forum - that is if we ignore the fact that you are also a flaming tribalist.

should we assume that you batter your husband too?

babyosisi:
Its amazing you will tell blatant lies about your own actions.it is embarrassing isn't it?
Of course you didn't see the eediot addressed me first
How could you
Birds of the same plummage

babyosisi, go to bed.....
you are starting to skip like a broken CD. you cannot continue to throw insults at people and then expect bed of roses.

raumdeuter:
Since that WInter break, Madrid, Atletico and Roma have lost steam and they are not the team they were before the break

Same thing happened to Bayern last season after the winter break

One can argue that it breaks momentum

[size=14pt]"We played 63 games in the treble winning season of 1999 and I cannot remember feeling tired once"....(Paul Scholes)[/size]

how many games did scholes play in 1999 season? just a mere 51 games. why would he be tired?

babyosisi:
Shebi this one is a woman too
Rofl
You do have it bad don't you
And fteecocoa is talking about women and verbal abuse
It is a known fact that underachieving end are very short fused.
Hahahahaha
Punching your woman won't help your case.

don't complain he paid you back in your own coin. no gender has the verbal abuse monopoly. you women start the initial jabs & when a man retaliates, you start looking for help. if you cannot take it, don't dish it out.

babyosisi:
I have quoted here before and don't have the time to find it now.you ate no one to speak on abuse when you are a culprit.

you must be hallucinating or the curses from your village have finally caught you.

5minsmadness:
just helping out.

babyosisi must be trolling then - i have reeled out that particular statistics more than 10 times on this section. who doesn't know women are the biggest culprits of a non-reciprocal violence?

https://www.nairaland.com/1444825/abused-wives-girlfriends-men/34#18348461

babyosisi:
Coogar you have admitted on this forum to coming back and slapping a woman that prokoved you so I can understand you justifying abuse or blaming it on the victim.

shut up your mouth and stop lying against me. if your hubby is abusing you, take him to court. don't use this section to vent out your pent-up frustration.