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elampiro:
I never for once doubted Neymar. The very first time I saw him play their local league and friendly matches for Brazil, I knew he would be great. His play was so direct, with dribbling and pace, then he was scoring with ease. He could go through the middle and the wing unlike the other guys who were only dancing in the wings and appeared to score by luck.

there was no value in the market when ronaldo left.......the best we could get then was tony valencia & he delivered that season with his one traffic football.

TV01: Is he aware of your descent from savages and barbarians? What of your congenital pathological hatred for his mum? Is he “Alpha” – silly question, if he were he wouldn’t be checking you . Has he popped the question yet? Don’t answer that – purely rhetorical grin

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Timbuktou:
Married men, bad influence on single ladies? Where do these imbeciiles crawl out from sef? Married men will chop freshj kpomo till Jesus comes, if he comes and that's the cycle of life. OP, take a look around the world, men will always seek out fresher booty. It is the demand of nature and you know you can't cheat nature.

21st century women - they want rights but no responsibility.

kilokeys:
In developed countries.. when you are forced to withdraw from ur ATM. all u have to do is enter the reverse of ur pin.. it would dispense cash but alert the police the same very moment..

if ur pin is 1234, enter 4321..

shikena..

Naija we hail theee..

no such system exists, bro.
it has always been a hoax. what if your original PIN is 1221. how would the reverse PIN work with that? if you are forced to withdraw money from ATM, the bank must refund your money.

raumdeuter:
Pep believes everyone should be a midfielder.

Lahm Alonso schweini Thiago gotze muller robbery

pep is a lunatic - but he's extremely brilliant.

elampiro:
Coolie-guy, my point is, even if SAF had bid 50m for Neymar, he would have been seen to be insane by our fans.

and rightly so......
you never know what to expect from brazilians. for every neymar that has clicked, you have a truckload of brazilians that have flopped massively.

slimyem:
I didn't say you were totally out of line. Mumu just does not hit as much as oponu would.
The two can substitute but it doesn't mean their weights are the same.

Advice the op.
What would you do if your wife calls you that?

get a very flexible cane.
ask my meiguard to back her like a mother backs a child.......i would then go to work with 12 brain-reseting strokes of the cane on her bütt.

coded01:
Coogar n Elampiro...

Tell me why no EPL team in the Quarter-finals for the 2nd time running in 3 seasons...

Don't blame Moyes...

take this away from the united thread.
go and ask the fans of the team that participated and disgraced the premier league brand.

elampawa, £50m couldn't have bought neymar. his transfer fee was the most complex. barcelona's chief lost his job concerning this matter - his transfer fee was between €86m to €95m.

slimyem:
It is deeper than that.Mumu is nicer

ok....
tell me in detailed explanation - what is oponu?

coded01:
No single EPL team in the UCL Quarter-finals in the last 3 seasons...


The Best League in the World...

stop talking nonsense, moyes was there last season.

coded01:
No single EPL team in the UCL Quarter-finals in the last 3 seasons...

The Best League in the World...

moyes was there last season.

raumdeuter:
Atimes those 3 men defence are Boateng, Alaba and Rafinha
Our defenders are mostly injured e.g Badstuber, Benatia and Dante has been rubbish

that sucks men.
i have been waiting for david alaba's upgrade on FIFA. he finally made team of the week but as a CB. what's wrong with pep guardiola sėf? left to him, he would play lewandowski in goal.

leggo:
James milner must be trending tho... a gif coogar?

https://giant.gfycat.com/AdoredWildEft.gif

guardiola's reaction got me

SIRcumalot:
I know this is like beating a dead horse they have been unlucky with their seeding.
They have met Barca twice and Bayern munich once. Outside Chelsea I don't know any other english team that could've done better.
Arsenal, that is among the big 4 got assigned Monaco and couldn't qualify for the next round I don't think Monaco will pose that much of a threat to City.

don't put it down to luck....
i don't like using luck when it comes to football. everyone makes their own luck. if city had topped their group, they wouldn't have had to face top tier teams in the K.O. stage of the CL.

raumdeuter:
Toure is only good in EPL. He is everyones batchh in EUrope

he's better than javi martinez.

chic2pimp, when you go marry? you are closer to 50 than 40 now, aren't you?

raumdeuter:
Chelsea did it, City did it, why would anyone complain

this is why they are the most hated teams in the league. no one wants them - fans are even wishing liverpool to knock city out of the top 4 for good. they want the traditional big four back.

city are super useless in europe. i hope they find themselves in pot 4 next season when the CL draws are made.

raumdeuter:
Yes Dortmund is a German team struggling in the lower half of the Bundesliga and even flirted with relegation

Yet they still finished ahead of Arsenal in the groups

abeg, na 3-man defence bayern dey play this season throughout or what? please clarify.....

Purist:
Joe Hart has to be the MOTM, surely?

barca have been wasteful in attack.
the final ball has been excellent, the finishing has been horrible - conference league standard.

SIRcumalot:
I don't think the english media is going to stop us from going all in for another big name star next transfer season.

they would say we are trying to buy the league.

Nihilist:
Shey You sef dey mind Coogar ni?

Person wey dey access internet from inside Yarl Wood as priviledged 'guest'

it was in yarl's wood i found out you are a wanted man.

chic2pimp:
Looooooool LWKMD

Did not see that coming . See as u wan finish Gustavo sha . The boy get burgundy pali o

na arrangee
once you hear a nigerian married in secret, na arrangee. the chic would either be from czech or estonia.

SIRcumalot:
Don't let us get carried away when Barca is absolutely at their best not to many teams can hold their own against them.Midtable spanish side or EPL champions there isn't much you can do, only Neymar-Messi and Suarez are in most Football fans top 10 players in the world, no be cheating be that ?

why don't we stock players like them? only £60m di maria & the media want to bite united's head off. barca paid £75m for suarez & close to £80m for neymar.

leggo:
But he's the most fouled player on earth, let's give him 3 Ballon d'ors

he's not even the best player in chelsea. he's not the best in the premier league & you are mentioning ballon d'or.

codedguy1:
I agree that barca's front 3 are a handful, but this is supposed to be City. Its just to easy for Barca, they are toying with city as it is.

the same city beaten by burnley only last weekend?

Barca does not have it this easy when playing some midtable spanish club that we expect City to annahilate. They are now like Arsenal, just wanting to qualify for next round after coming 2nd in their group.

city are useless in europe - just like the eternal losers.

chic2pimp:
Gustavo Baba don hook one oyinbo girl ba?

Congrats o. The Boy done good!

i suspect it's an arrangee.
nihilist don hook an eastern european babe for a special purpose.

leggo:
you want chelski fans to kill you?? Hazard is the best player ever

he's not 5% as good as neymar.
hazard plays like a rabbit high on crack. he runs & runs without any purpose.

no team can cope with this barca team.
neymar has to be the best dribbler in the world. some of his foot-work are just brilliant. hazard has a long way to go.

barca's front 3 is super deadly. they are susceptible at the back but they would score more than they can concede. city cannot cope at all....

ElFenomeno1:
Commit suicide for what now?

eternal loser?
do you know the meaning of eternal?

mytime24:
Dunno d meanin, abi na french Word

it means mumu!

SetrakusRa:
Elf, it seems Arsene Wenger is tired of winning Fourphies every year

Asked by reporters if he was unhappy with their repeated eliminations, Wenger replied: "Yes, but sometimes we have been beaten by opponents who were in the final.

"Perhaps it would be better not to go out like this and make the Europa League - we would be more likely to win."

In other words, As.snal doesn't belong in the big boys league. Specialist in Failure indeed.

a journalist in france described arsënal as eternal loser

if i were elf, i would commit suicide.

ElFenomeno1:
The same st.upid big boys league you and your illks are praying and fasting fervently to get back into!
United must be stu....pid to want to come play in the UCL again... Their manager and senior management must be dumbasses for doing everything frantically possible to crawl back into the stupi..d league!
Ya all must be fu...ck stupi...d to make that a priority and as a milestone you could work on to get yourself back into reckoning
What you have left is the name and history, you have not been relevant in a long time when it comes to the present and your future is as bleak as Memphis bleek's left side liver!
You didn't even make the prelim round of the bloody league, why do you still feel the need to discredit the league?
Tell the whole forum how you wallowed in your own tears for weeks when you didn't make it last season, common tell them son!
Everything works at MUFC.... I can see
Go back on your knees and hopefully a blue-black tonking in the hands of LFC will be averted!!!!

how can i wallow in tears?
united not qualifying for UCL wasn't the end of the world. they even managed to spend mega millions in that period. they got the biggest shirt deal in that period. united have built a glorious brand - if we don't qualify for UCL for the next 10 years, we would still do better financially than arsenal.

let's talk about your failure in europe.
you have a möronic manager who has never won a single trophy in europe. it's been almost 20 years now that wenger has been a manager in your useless club and he has nothing to show for it.

history doesn't remember participants, it remembers winners. united have won in elite europe about 4 times. arsenal have only been to 1 final & they were disgraced out of the competition. you epitomise failure - like a woman whose womb has been cursed.

maternal:
The same single mothers shouting don't discriminate are the same ones who wouldn't date a broke man prior to their condition. I'd rather die than date a single mom.

but you cannot generalise.....
not all women are materialistic but i agree with your sentiments that women often look down on men that are less-privileged.