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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:41pm On Jan 24, 2015
teddybiyasi:
you better stop this my love of a thing

I don't want kimwhyte wahala ooooo
cheiiiii, see finishing.
nobody wants to fück mikuz.....not with that face mikuz carries that looks like a horror movie star. grin if ebola has a face, it would be mikuź's identical twin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:18pm On Jan 24, 2015
Odunharry:
I am telling you...he should go rutheless in the return leg at Oldtrafford.
i expect 2-1-7 formation in the return leg. grin
mata, rooney, RVP, falcao, januzaj, di maria and fellaini must all start. they shouldn't relent till we score 9 goals & spell cambridge.

today's results should be a big lesson to LVG.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:16pm On Jan 24, 2015
TreQuartista:
I never hear am before, walahi! grin
that's the magic of the cup....
lower sides have nothing to lose going out there to express themselves like the regular league games.

big teams also treat the competition with disdain. the so called gap in league places is almost nonexistent....it's 11 fit lower side players versus patched-up 11 bigger side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:12pm On Jan 24, 2015
Odunharry:
my thought exactly..

Arsenal,liverpool,palace, westbrom aint real threat.
he has no excuse.....
we have no european schedule & the top sides went out in one fell swoop. LVG's gods must be on his side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:10pm On Jan 24, 2015
TreQuartista:
We actually threw away a 2-goal lead? shocked
This must be the first time this is happening to us against any opposition in a very long time. Mi o gbo ri.
mourinho's defence conceded 4 goals to a lower division side at home? bookmakers must be laughing to the bank now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:03pm On Jan 24, 2015
Odunharry:
coogar...it party time at cfc fan thread.

Ur thought on the FA CUP this year
van gaal has no excuse now.
all his major rivals have been dumped out. chelsea, man city, spurs, southampton are all out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:30am On Jan 24, 2015
BinghiNya:
comot road make I pass abi make I chook knife for your body
you want to bring a knife to a gunfight? cheesy
why are you so desperate to make your wife a window....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:22am On Jan 24, 2015
BinghiNya:
The rooney the bastard blames collects his cool wages with ease, anyone who thinks he is wise and others are not is the greatest fool. A true supporter and a knowledgeable footie fan doesn't pick on players, how will someone sound clueles and defend trash. If rooney had played, stiff necked fools would have blamed him.
you are an idiöt!
he collects his wages at ease - where was he when the ballon d'or event was staged? ronaldo that won it would be 30 next week while a fat cow that is supposed to be in his prime hasn't won barclays player of the month for almost 2 years.

BinghiNya:
coolie died you mean, joke of a lifetime. Dummy like you can't move an ant, call your posse to get at me once again, I am a lone ranger, you are a down syndrome motherfucker, bring it on.
i can see you are a masochist! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:11am On Jan 24, 2015
BinghiNya:
thunder fire your empty skull, you have no rooney to blame, alayebaje, go and hug a transformer retarded monkey, you lack footie knowledge arguing back and forth in a classless manner with blind followers, I no send you at all, bring it on and your posse
hahahaha
nyabingo, i don't have your time tonight. the last time we crossed swords here, you died cheaply like a fowl that mistakenly crossed the road. i don't want you to cry tonight or upload a picture of your graduation ceremony.

oloshious vagabond!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:46pm On Jan 23, 2015
SailorXY:
what's your analysis of.the game? I didn't see it but the reports I read suggest it was a 4-4-2 formation. is it diamond or flat?

my concern is, is LvG reverted to a 4-4-2, why were our specialist full backs left on the bench? I can see complains on quality of deliveries & Phil 'fvcking' Jones taking in-swingers. something's gotta be a joke!
it was 4-4-2 diamond in the first half.
when LVG saw how clueless jones was with the ball, he changed it to 3 at the back. carrick sat between rojo(who was outstanding tonight) and phil pawa.

the final ball was poor for most parts. the wingers aren't the only one to blame. the delivery from the middle was lacking too. carrick played a beautiful pass to falcao though but their goalie made an outstanding save to deny el tigre.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:26pm On Jan 23, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
MAKE UNA BYPASS DAH GHUY POST JOOR
Back to the matter

Utd played well.... The problem was Valencia, his crosses are shitty.... Then Cambridge packing bus so well

They defended like bullocks

Well, I welcome them to Old trafford
they would get swallowed in a big stadium. that their small backyard suited their type of play. they had 0 shot on target in the game but they were celebrating like they won the world cup.

valencia's final ball is a disgrace. januzaj wasn't any better too. however, i was happy with his overall performance. some of his first touch & close control with the ball were world class. he just needs to know when to play around with the ball & when to deliver a killer cross in the box.

JayKayMaybachz:
Baba he may turn to be better than Hummels sef

Take Vidic for e.g.... He wasn't pronounced in the world of soccer buh he became one of the best defenders in Europe
vidic was known -
he was part of serbia's famous four that went through qualifying rounds without conceding a goal. vidic wasn't even the most brilliant in that unit - but SAF bought him nonetheless and it paid off.

we need an aggressive ball winner in the air. when those setplays come into the box, we need a defender that will take responsibility and strike the ball with his big forehead. they almost choked de gea to death tonight - cambridge na yeye team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:22pm On Jan 23, 2015
Keky:
Di Maria just dey miss anyhow, but if na Ozil, we won't hear word oooo, hmmmmm
di maria is working himself back to full fitness. he's not been the same since his injury. that's another 90 mins under his belt.

SailorXY:
lol I haven't seen him @ all, but from the full report he's 23 & has about 35 international caps. £13m is quoted, he may be a good buy, anything better than Evans
anything better than jones & evans would be gladly accepted. i woulda preferred one experienced defender to give some valuable experience to the young blood.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2015
SailorXY:
Oga spare us this Rooney mayonnaise, Rooney didn't grace the occasion & that's it
don't mind the fool.....
did rooney not play when leeds eliminated united in the same competition at old trafford under fergie?

rooney was rested, mata was rested.
a malicious poster like him can also blame the lack of invention in our play on mata's absence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:11pm On Jan 23, 2015
SailorXY:
Manchester United are on the verge of signing Austrian centre-back Aleksandar Dragović, according to reports in Austria. Austria Sport Net are citing reports from Austrian newspaper Kronen Zeitung saying that the deal is ready for completion and a contract has already been agreed.
dragovic?
christ - can't we just get hummels? sell jones & evans to villa & take the proceeds to dortmund. the number of times jones gave the ball away in dangerous positions tonight is an effing disgrace!

MrTA:
That was worse than anything we saw under Moyes.
we played really well(especially in the second half) but we couldn't finish. the wing men were rio predictable. majority of our crosses got blocked from the source.

januzaj had moments of brilliance but the final ball wasn't good enough. at a point, the strikers stopped making runs into the box cos they know januzaj won't cross in time.

under moyes....
FA cup against swansea that eliminated us was way worse. the loss against newcastle was insipid. everton away, nko? oh my gosh - what about olympiakos away? biko, we stunk under moyes in many games.
Politics › Re: Sammie Okposo Apologies To Buhari For Saying He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by coogar: 11:09pm On Jan 23, 2015
berem:
The stoopid ediot who said Buhari should be flogged. Someone old to be your father?
You for no apologize na! Make pesin follow wish to flog your own papa.

Oloriburuku somebody!
take it easy on him, berem.
sammy must have visited NL to read all the insults heaped on him. someone said his big head contained at least 98% pap. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:05pm On Jan 23, 2015
homesteady:
Very useless team SMH! All the players and coach should tie a big stone on their necks and dive into the Atlantic ocean!
Barcelona B-team will comfortably beat this Cambridge team home and away!
in a league game, yes!
in a cup-tie, anything can happen. you people need to understand the mentality in the cup tie is different. smaller teams are not playing for league position, they have got nothing to lose & if they play with bravery, they can surprise any big team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:03pm On Jan 23, 2015
Digriz:
Small pitch and so crowded, United always finds it difficult playing in such pitch. That's one of the reason we always perform poorly in Stamford bridge.
We are waiting for them at old Trafford.
cambridge defended well - we had lots of possession in the final third but we couldn't really create a good chance against a side that literally packed the bus.

united lack the eye of the needle passer or a dribbler that can break lines. januzaj was outstanding today by the way, he needs to work on his final ball though. cambridge would get slaughtered at OT.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:47pm On Jan 23, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
Are you prepping yourself for the imminent departure of David DeGIRL?! undecided
he's going nowhere.....
it's just a ploy to get his wages up a bit. de gea can't go to real madrid, he's an athletico boy through and through. it's the equivalent of scholes playing for man city.
Politics › Re: Sammie Okposo Slams Buhari, Says He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by coogar: 11:13pm On Jan 22, 2015
Promhize:
Screenshot? Come on, in this 21st century, where there's Photoshop, coreldraw and co
thank God you can read and write.
use the email address in the screenshot. make your own enquiries and post the screenshot of their reply.

deal?
Politics › Re: Sammie Okposo Slams Buhari, Says He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by coogar: 9:20pm On Jan 22, 2015
saasala:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-4JONQV06tW8/VMEl3C91NsI/AAAAAAAACwc/bDopqa28aVo/s1600/Sammie-Okposo.jpg[/img]

See what he posted on Instagram below..

"From perjury to forgery: Buhari or whoever forged that certificate needs to be flogged. Prior to the formation of a central govt by Gowon, all regions had separate curriculums.

Only the western region offered a local language in both their curriculum and WASC! It was after a central govt was formed and a universal educational curriculum was developed and adopted which included other local languages in 1974! So which WASC did Buhari write in 1961 that included Hausa?

Scroll to page 9 of this academic write up and see a brief summary of the total subjects entered from 1961 to 1974 and the percentile of students per subject. http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/journals/education/ije/sept1988/MAJOR%20TRENDS%20IN%20CURRICULUM%20DEVELOPMENT%20IN%20NIGERIA.pdf "


http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/01/sammie-okposo-says-buhari-should-be.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+/AqSJb+(S.T.E.L.L.A'S*new*G.R.O.O.V.E)&m=1
another ignorant lunatic......
cambridge has already confirmed hausa language was part of the african languages taken in 1961 in west africa.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2056779_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

sammy okposo has the brain capacity of a termite. don't let his big head fool you. it contains 98% pap & 2% brain matter.
Politics › Re: Certificate Saga: Withdraw From Presidential Race, PDP Tells Buhari by coogar: 1:17am On Jan 22, 2015
Descartes:
Is Is Abdulkarim same as Abdulkareem or Coogär same as Coogar? I reap this is not " music rap" where you rely on rythm.
it's the same
abdulkareem = abdulkarim = abdulkhareem

honeric01:
Chai, most of the anti-buhari cert go say dem go school o chei?

LOL, some of them are expecting the statement of result to be as exact as the one provided in 1961 from the school lol grin grin grin

Funny enough, the Kastina state school don't issue Cambridge certificates, channel your confusion to Cambridge in the UK.

Just like some of you expecting your secondary school to issue you statement of WAEC result instead of heading to waec office for your SOR/Cert.

DUNCE EVERYWHERE!
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Health › Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by coogar: 1:10am On Jan 22, 2015
this is the kind of thread you would find ishilove. grin
Travel › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Registering British Couple As Baby’s Parents (Pictured) by coogar: 1:08am On Jan 22, 2015
ladygogo:
lol. oh yeah, but isn't the birth mother supposed to be on a visitor visa? Whats her business with NHS? Was that what she told the Visa officer in Nigeria? grin I still think it was a big risk they took.
they got unlucky.....
the name of the child they were trying to use had a prior medical record that did not match the newborn. their genotypes were different too and that was raised the alarm.

it was a foolish thing to do but then if GEJ isn't a möron, there shouldn't be any need for any nigerian to be playing the system. corrupt government breeds corrupt citizens. ladygogo, make sure you go to lagos next month to vote! grin


chucky234:
I just dey laff you, make dem catch you and that your NHS runs, I still dey laff in Korea.
worry about yourself.....
i can't be caught. my great grandmother and the queen were pen pals.
Health › Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by coogar: 1:04am On Jan 22, 2015
this counter thread is dead on arrival.

a man that did not take his bath for 100 days would stink less than a woman that didn't take her bath for 3 days.

urine & sëmen are the only things men worry about. women have about 25 different fluids to worry about, if not more.....
Politics › Re: Certificate Saga: Withdraw From Presidential Race, PDP Tells Buhari by coogar: 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015
Descartes:
...and you know that the "Toronto Certificate" was written from the Master list which has the name as "Mohamed Buhari".
mohammed = muhammaud!
stop grasping at straws. grin
Politics › Re: Certificate Saga: Withdraw From Presidential Race, PDP Tells Buhari by coogar: 12:10am On Jan 22, 2015
Descartes:
Oga coogar this is not music rap where you hold supreme. This is certificate and any alteration in it renders it invalid you know.
his picture is on the certificate - signed & issued by his secondary school. even if we agree for argument's sake that you are right, the error didn't come from buhari. it came from his school.

it takes about 30 seconds for the school to issue another statement of result. PDP has lost this battle already. they should look for other angles to attack the general with. they can blame the death of john kennedy on buhari - they have a better chance with that than this certificate brouhaha.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Registering British Couple As Baby’s Parents (Pictured) by coogar: 12:01am On Jan 22, 2015
Mathematical:
Noted.. a round of silly applause for yah sef.
don't be jealous of my NHS runs.
do you have a baby you want registered? send me your details if you are interested.

all you need to do is to cook egusi soup, 3 bottles of big stout & correct nkwobi. as you can see, my fee is very affordable.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Releases Academic Records Of Buhari by coogar: 11:59pm On Jan 21, 2015
macof:
I was talking about the photo. Can u explain that?
same shytë applies.....
that's the only photo of him they have got. do you want them to leave it blank? even as at early 90s, WAEC statement of results don't have picture attached to them, why would you then expect statement of results in the 60s to have one?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Registering British Couple As Baby’s Parents (Pictured) by coogar: 11:55pm On Jan 21, 2015
Mathematical:
Loolz.. gaping loophole? Well keep indulging in it.. body go tell you if dem catch yu
who go catch me?
i have done it for 83 babies & counting. grin
Travel › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Registering British Couple As Baby’s Parents (Pictured) by coogar: 11:47pm On Jan 21, 2015
Mathematical:
..150 up
why pay £150 when there's a gaping loophole? grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Releases Academic Records Of Buhari by coogar: 11:46pm On Jan 21, 2015
macof:
Can't u tell that looks like a fake...the photo is so recent

Buhari's lies can't get intelligent Nigerians
it's not fake....
it's a statement of his result, it's not the original copy. his transcript was copied into the current template of the school's statement of result document. you don't expect the school to still be using the old template of 1961 in 2015.

apply common sense, please.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Registering British Couple As Baby’s Parents (Pictured) by coogar: 11:34pm On Jan 21, 2015
Mathematical:
NHS thingy isn't that expensive if the said child is bn rolled on insurance
how much are we talking about here?

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