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moonraker:
I cashed in on a deal that I saw and just couldn't refuse. Anyways, twenty games with toty iniesta and I must say that I was

Disappointed. He lost the ball quite often, no goals, he was just really lost. So I sold him.

I might just sneak in messi in his place (depending on price) or just get nif iniesta and then toty kroos or Ramos.

messi(TOTY) - 11m
ronaldo(TOTY) - 15m

chrisley024:
^^
Don't know why anytime Rooney or Jones is criticised body go dey pepper you


Btw, very important 3 points is all I seek for today.

pay him no mind.....

in the chart for inaccurate short pass list in our entire squad, rooney came 24th out of a list of 31 players. he lied again that rooney's inaccurate short passes is the best in our central midfield but statistics say carrick, blind, fletcher & mata have all been better this season. even the brainless rookie januzaj passes the ball better in short distances than rooney.

in a nutshell, out of all the players that usually get in the box to score, rooney has the worst passing stat from a short distance. he's currently 24th from 31 players listed & yet this fat cow makes £300,000 per week. it's quite baffling.

04kaa:
Lagunna has opened the thread o, lagunna any email address??
. i want to send my bars to you, I may not be available by midnight , i fit done sleep go, so gimme email , let me send my bars to you right now. Then u post when giyazz bars is in too.

same bars or you will write another one.
have you guys decided how many lines or bars or quatrains in the battle?

come here and iron that out - i don't want any controversy.

** crazyscientist - remove your comment on that thread or risk a 7-day ban. you have one hour grace to delete your comment. do not say you weren't warned. that thread is only meant for the battlers. until the bars are posted, no one should post there.

Lagunna:
When be ur next battle..Next year
U suppose battle emaprince or kr0ne na..

after this horrible winter.

teddybiyasi:
that's between you & me
just release and as soon as he's done posting his bars
kidnap him again

you want to battle kim & you have writer's block?

Lagunna:
https://www.nairaland.com/2097494/2015-nairaland-massacre-o4ka-vs

may God bless you, lagunna.
you have been a breath of fresh air on this section. i will give you a shoutout in my next battle.

guys, keep the new thread clean. no unnecessary gists there. it's only meant for bars. any comments should be made here.

whoever violates this rule would get 5-month ban.

teddybiyasi:
coogar release mikuz jhooor

release mikuz from where?

debosky:
3rd, 4th and 5th in that order.

you like better thing sha.
why do you think wenger will finish 3rd? what can you see that others can't?

GIYAZZ:
Thank you for understanding sir.

Coogar over to you!

for the umpteenth time, i am not sauron. any of you guys can create a thread na. or wait for lagunna to design the thread and 04kaa can then copy & paste his bars to the new thread.

giyaaz, go & write your bars. a thread should be ready by the time you are ready to drop. 04kaa has given you till tomorrow midnight to post.

04kaa is crazy.

giiyaaz, do you have your material now? if you do, drop it. if you don't, you have till the deadline to drop it. 04kaa dropped before deadline and he wouldn't mind if you drop yours anytime before deadline.

the question is - can you top his verse?

My combo will knock sense into this dumbo/ am leaving giyazz flattened out like the breastt of uche jombo

https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Damn-Ice-Cube-and-Chris-Tucker-GIF.gif

Emaprince:
I'll 'pull it till he drop'...thats a tug of war~~B-magic

This b-magic of a guy is an excellent writer.just that he doesn't do rebuttals maybe cos he's not good in freestyles and his verses are always short..good he doesn't choke though.

he's choked a few times - but he generally gives a good performance. he cannot freestyle though but it's not a weakness. many of the freestylists spit nonsense. only charron & DNA can freestyle and still destroy the written of many cats in the game.

charlie clips will use what is going on during the battle to destroy his opponent. he's too well rounded. i like b-magic. he keeps it simple......less fillers, plenty punches. he's in my top 5.

GIYAZZ:
Mikuz, pls do something! That thread O4kaa created for our battle is getting flooded by unnecessary comments! And it's getting to the (1) page. . . We haven't dropped our verses yet!!!

Pls go hide those unnecessary comments there and ban anyother person who posts on that thread except I and Ofoka!! Pls do so, that's your job as a. Mod here!!!!

Haba

don't worry about that....
lagunna would make another thread with a nice presentation and a tasty banner. we are hoping to push that battle to the FP......i also hope you guys put a quality material on display.

debosky:
In quarantine.

we miss your analysis in this part of the world.

in a short prognosis, where do you think arsënal, man utd & southampton will finish by may?

debosky:
Heavens to Grundo!!!

Which team was 12 points clear in January? I would've said hyperbole but you're just straight up lying now.

d-ebola?
you are still alive? goodness gracious, where the heck have you been?

TreQuartista:
https://i.imgur.com/CRLFLLC.jpg

this is no news....
only the people who don't watch football would find this surprising. i can bet 95% of those misplaced passes are short passes.

rooney is a liability to the premier league.

christ - jones is horrible!

moonraker:
Ronaldo is on 6 chem but he is my highest goal scorer 7games 9 goals

87 rated. could be higher but i am sort of bronze benching.. You knw, against that thing that turn players to retards.


anyways, this is the team i really wanted you to see.

Once again, feast your eyes lads

how did you get iniesta(TOTY)? dayuuuuuuum, i have been sleeping. i think i will go on a shopping spree this evening.

Nihilist:
So far so good, they've beaten or drawn three members of the top 4, and have the best defence in the leave having conceded the fewest number of goals.

The have no distractions in Europe, and only have to contend with the FA cup this year.

And they're in 3rd place, only 10 points from the top. As we all saw last season, the guys who were 12 points clear in January ended up finishing 4th

So why do you not think they can be called title contenders? Because of a lack of pedigree? Because there is certainly precedent in Chelsea and more recently Man City...

chelsea had finished in the top 4 several times before jose arrived in 04/05. city also finished 3rd in 10/11 before winning it in 11/12. southampton cannot come from nowhere and win the title....it just doesn't work that way. no team outside the top 4 in the previous season has won the league. it's always a gradual step to the throne.

southampton won't finish in the top-4 sef. arsenal will beat them to it but i see them finishing 5th or 6th.

moonraker:
Feast your eyes boys

dayuuuum, this hybrid is sick.
suarez + ronaldo = fire!

what's the squad rating & chemistry?

Danhumprey:
Exactly! This isn't the Man.United's way. LVG gat know that. Too bad,he is too stubborn.

it's pathetic.
yet, people blame falcao & RVP but how many chances are we even creating for them?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2033256_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

you are too much!
kim should create a thread and put this banner there. this battle is a FP material.

african cassidy(O4kaa) vs warri dizaster(giyaaz)

Danhumprey:
Question: What's van Gaal's philosophy?


We've been hearing the word 'philosophy' from LVG as of recent,but one wonder what that 'philosophy' is all about. Any idea?

the philosophy is to hug possession like an obsession. van gaal needs to realise he is dealing with british players - who are mostly technically inept.

our possession stats & overall passing accuracy have skyrocketed but we don't create chances anymore. it means our players are too cautious with the ball & no one wants to take any risk with the ball.

and diego simone took torres off to go defensive.....diego simone is the tony pulis of la liga. he's too defensive.

i was starting to enjoy torres.....mchewww!

where's raumdeuter?

torres gets a brace on the big stage - against the european champions. this was the torres ibime & co pronounced dead few weeks ago.

Danhumprey:
@bolded,please give me an history of that 'curse'.

•saha, berbatov, falcao
•anelka, jeffers, reyes, baptista, eduardo, park chu young & podolski.

ROSSIKE:
What temper tantrums?

that you are living under a rock....
why must you always display the traits of a miscreant? i posed a simple question and the only thing that could come out your mouth was living under a rock.

ROSSIKE:
You must be living under a rock to ask this question.

make your point without throwing temper tantrums.

ROSSIKE:
If you can promote a man with no WAEC to be your president, it means you are a retar.d with a very low IQ.

who says buhari has no WAEC results?

04kaa:
The Battle Fire is ignited by O4ka! .... This is Cassidy vs Dizaster, Giyazz aka Disazter is getting bodied.!


SATURDAY DEADLINE!

lagunna needs to design a banner for this brawl. 2015 is starting with a bang. O4ka aka african cassidy is back.

raumdeuter:
Hilary everyone knows Jonathan is not competent to rule a primary school.

He would be back to the creeks by may ending this year

nigeria is about the only country in the world a simpleton like GEJ can rule. i have seen more intelligent donkeys than GEJ.

JayKayMaybachz:
Brother Coogar we don't need strikers..... We need experienced CBs and ghuud CDMs

falcao/RVP are probably off in the summer. there are rumours of bust-ups between LVG & falcao. the curse of the number-9 shirt strikes again.

Lagunna:
I no shout joo. Lolzz
But damn... Verb destroyed hitman

"hey big gerald....that's the way to talk to your son."

#classic bar.

verb paid hitman's dad $100 to answer "yes sir" when he said "hey big gerald". how come you didn't scream? did you see the reaction of the nuccas on the stage after that bar? they all wanted to run away.

What's your opinion of daylyt?

80% antics + 20% bars.
if he cuts out the bullshyte, he's got one of the best pen games in rap battling. he is a monster with the pen.

Darkrebel:
https://m./222304894501978?view=permalink&id=767855539946908&p=10

can you copy & paste the lyrics, i don't have FB account.

JayKayMaybachz:
Misplaced priority

dybala is the second best striker in italy. i think tevez takes the first spot. dybala's form in the last 3 months has been epic but i doubt he will fit into the LVG's philosophy of possession obsession. he's more suited to counter attacking football.....