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04kaa:mikuz has a foster dad called bis! whatever mikuz does, bis is always in his bedroom to suck mikuź's cöck. ![]() Ibime:tamuno, shut up! my name is emeka......stop holding a brief for mikuź's atrocity. you & mikuz are destroying the credibility of this place. |
liverpool are tearing chelsea a new one here. how did sterling run though the chelsea defence to score? courtois isn't better than lindergaard. |
04kaa:if i cop a kobo for each time i have been called different old usernames on this forum, i would be a billionaire. it's the norm here - when your adversaries don't have any angle left to attack you with, they start calling you their momma's ex, runaway dad or a long lost uncle. as per sauron better than me, i agree..... the level of the spitters on NL back then would be considered a high standard to the fools we have here these days. freestyle battling was the order of the day then. anyone can call out anyone without notice and battle - there was no excuse then not to wear the gloves & punch! |
ChristineC:his job is safe & he would finish in the top 4 by default. i don't like the 3-5-2 formation at all but we are starting to use it as a cheap excuse for the laziness and the lack of technique of our players. 3-5-2 is not to blame for rooney's inability to apply a decent first touch. |
04kaa:that's the limitation of their intelligence. i support man utd then i must be sauron......that's NL for you. |
Emaprince:warriblood will kill this nucca. he's got candy bars. i don't respect any mainstream rapper in naija or africa as a whole. they all come to this forum to steal lines, recycle it and get props for it. prometh ko, antimeth ni. ![]() Ibime:this fatfück just love calling me sauron even when he's been told repeatedly that the coog is a different animal. do you want to fück sauron? Elymax and Mikuz, stop being funny with each other. Neither of you are biters and all know that. We know the emcees and we know the biters.buhahaha now, mikuz isn't a biter? really? can't wait for the day you & your foster child would accuse anyone of biting here - that will be the day. |
ChristineC:the philosophy is to control possession. if our players refuse to do something meaningful with the possession then it's their fault. van gaal has cracked the code for them - it's up to them to use the code to the maximum advantage. |
Ibime:hahahaha i knew mikuz's foster father would come here to save his adopted son. the catalog of your bitten set-ups & punches are in NL's archives. that's by the way..... do you accept your foster child bit this line or not? remember you vowed to take a tough measure on any textcee caught biting this year. are you going to eat back your words? would you grow a spine and punish mikuz accordingly? ibime, your credibility is on the line. NL rap community awaits your decision. if the accused was limerick or darkrebel, i am sure you would be copping nocturnal erectiöns by now. |
mikuz:stop muddying the waters. mikuz was caught quoting that pun. mikuz cannot deny the existence of that pun - why then did mikuz use the pun again? simple logic..... |
ChristineC:all these surveys are the reasons van gaal would persist with 3-5-2. he loves controversy and his records speak for itself - so he's not like moyes that can be intimidated by the media or online poll. people of holland nearly committed suicide when LVG revealed he would be playing 5-3-2/3-5-2 at the world cup. the media went after him that the dutch philosophy is 4-3-3. LVG told em to fück off and he guided holland to a 3rd position with one of the weakest dùtch teams ever. i fully expect him to use 3-5-2 in the next 5 games. ![]() |
mikuz:you saw the pun, quoted the pun, discussed the pun & then went on to use it in your verse few days later. admit it, you bit that line. the evidence is there for all to see. if you knew the line existed & you used it - what's that called? biting or tasting? ![]() mikuz = kim = caim(an) ![]() |
mikuz:you saw it when i posted it. you quoted it, you discussed it & then used it again few days later. what's your excuse? mikuz:it can be argued elymax never saw your written or ibime's. do you have any evidence that showed elymax quoted or discussed this particular pun before using it in a battle? your own case is different. you cannot argue you didn't know the pun existed & yet you still had the gall to use it in your verse. how's that not biting? |
mikuz:all these puns are recycled punches anyone coulda written in his closet. it's not my fault i think like the top tier battle rappers when I put paper to pen. your own case was daylight robbery. you cannot claim you never knew "capped n"(captain) has been used before - about 2 weeks ago, you were on that thread when i was tutoring you about 3-in-1 double entrede. i cited conceited captain morgan & capped n em organ puns on that thread, which you quoted and referenced several times. the fact that you still had the gumption to use that pun after that debate means you bit this pun line, hook and sinker. 2015 is barely 20 days old & you have been caught already as a pun biter. dem swear for you from village? at least - wait till june or july before getting hungry to start biting puns here & there. are you trying to say you never saw the captain america pun before? if you did see it, why use it again? you are guilty as charged! this is the evidence against you..... https://www.nairaland.com/2082660/wordplay-zone-lets-see-how/2#29638692 |
mikuz:you are a disgrace..... biting everywhere just to stay relevant. you bit the "capped n"(captain) pun from the conceited 3 in 1 double entrede i posted the other week. you saw it & you started nursing ideas & you used it as your opener - thinking we are mümus here. all your past brawls were filled with bitten puns too. easternbull + cross rivers(cex) and now this one again? kim, did your creator give you more incisors/canines than a spectacled caiman? why do you love to dishonour this section with your atrocities & pathetic attitude? if it's not team mar ya, it's cal they run. on top of that, you were caught sending pënis pictures to khimwhyte on facebook. why are you such a worthless türd? when your punches don't connect, you run to KOTD to bite bars. ever since i knocked you off your perch last summer, your credibility nosedived faster than the missing malaysian plane. |
Sokrates:cos when the same ish happened to other textcees last year, mikuz labelled them a biter. i remember telling the fool that it's very possible for 3 different writers from different parts of the word to write the same punchline but mikuz disagreed...... so he's made a rod for his own back. by mikuz's own set-standard, he bit that pun & i know the exact moment he started getting ideas about that particular pun. kim stole that pun line hook & sinker. |
ELYMAXiimus:where's ibime to come bail out his foster child? did ibime not say this few days ago concerning the new rules here? Ibime: You shoulda done that to the self-confessed biter Limerick, instead you kicked someone out of a tourney to make space for him just 2 days after he admitted biting. That was a breach of protocol.e no go better for ibime if he continues to ignore this blatant act of biting perpetuated by his protegé(mikuz). ibime, put your action where your mouth is. what do you think should happen to kim after he got caught biting from daylyt, hopsin, conceited, etc? |
LooNat11kk: 04kaa:https://i36.tinypic.com/rk668y.jpg |
MrTA:we would finish 3rd or even 2nd. city have now conceded more goals than us. this is the strangest season ever. ![]() |
MrTA:we can't play like this - too many passengers in our team & they are scared of the ball. evans & jones treat the ball like leprosy or ebola. their touch isn't sure & their confidence is zero while in possession. |
MrTA:i hope jones & evans are watching that. those 2 defenders give the opponents at least 4 scoring chances per game. |
SailorXY:herrera can't play cos rooney must always feature. you have carrick, blind & mata in the team. where will anders fit? di maria is also more effective in the middle of the pack more than the flanks - the middle area is already saturated. the excuse of giving away too many chances should not be a reason we should murder our own chance creations. maybe an ungrade on defensive personnel? little wonder we've been accumulating draw soups like we are preparing for owambe in May. goals win games, not 99% pass completion!99% pass completion limits your opponent from hurting you though. that was barca under pep. you see so little of the ball to hurt barca. that's the philosophy LVG wants to impart here but we lack the surgical finishing of barca....... also, the excuse of not controlling the game till the end is just facade! if after 60mins the lads are weary, we have a Fellaini, a Wilson, a Mata, a Januzaj, a Carrick, a McNair who can come in & freshen up the area. if the fans around the world can protest (openly) about the formation & not criticize the players, then maybe the coaching crew should reset their philosophyto be fair to LVG, his observation was spot on. we really struggled to win games after the city defeat. we play well for 45-60 mins & the quality just dropped to near zero - allowing opponents to nick a goal and cause a scare. de gea was making 8 top saves per game. LVG knew he couldn't continue to ride his luck, so he tweaked the formation. |
LooNat11kk:let this be the last time your miserable self will ever quote me or join me in a discussion. are you a simpleton? dem swear for you? speak to me only when you have been spoken to - you feral animal. |
men, darkrebel has improved o. see bars!!! this woulda certainly buried mikuz. kim musta been told to duck you by his dibia. your verse is epic. well done, rebel! |
SailorXY:all the names you mentioned have had long lay offs due to niggling injuries. besides, even though we can agree that the footie was beautiful then, we were conceding far too many chances & that was what convinced LVG that we don't control games enough. so he switched to a formation that gives us control throughout the entire 90 & not the one where we play extremely good for 60 mins & become shytë in the last 30. 3-4-3 or 3-5-2 is a possession formation but unfortunately, we don't create enough with the heap of possession we have. too many passengers in the team - they are too afraid to take risks so they pass it sideways & backwards for the fear of losing the ball. my problem isn't the formation, my problem is with the players who can't pass & move into space to receive the pass. |
Odunharry:why dybala? is dybala better than what we have upfront? the problem is creativity. |
04kaa:do you agree to have a rematch by monday? |
in fairness to 04kaa, giyaaz stretched & giyaaz had seen 04kaa's written before he started writing his own bars. i think they should have a rematch. monday by noon. |
SailorXY:he had an excellent game but he should be more clinical. he feels pressured to score all the time and his overzealousness screws up his accuracy. he shoulda scored that header - he aimed it too close to rob green. the first chance was instinctive, nothing he coulda done. the 3rd chance was slightly deflected away from his path & the 4th opportunity was a poor cross, falcao wasn't ever going to reach that. https://giant.gfycat.com/TestyDopeyBorderterrier.gif |
darkrebel, how do you vote? 04kaa:ibime started that fraud here..... and everyone now uses it to vantage over their opponents. more lines = more punches, more wordplays and more metaphors. GIYAZZ:yes, you did. he posted it last night on the other thread. you saw it.......everyone saw it. when 04kaa agreed to wait for you till tonight, i thought he would be posting a new verse. you simply laid your lyrics after his verse and thus your W. |
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