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Talsima:
Ivanovic got dribbled only 5 times in 1080 minutes.
Azpilicueta got dribbled 12 times in 850 minutes. Despite Matic playing on the left side to cover for Azpilicueta.


Coogar wants every footballer to look sexy like Ronaldo. As Jones no fine he just dey vex for am.

the number of times someone gets dribbled has nothing to do with his quality or non-quality. how are we even sure ivanovic was in his position when his team was being attacked.

this was what zonal marking concluded when comparing the current chelsea side & the arsenal invincibles. in his comparison with 4 top fullbacks, lauren + cashley cole + ivanovic + azpili, azpili came out tops.

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now, this is what the legends of the game had to say about the best defender in the league so far.....

Neville:

"I’d say, for consistency of performances, it would be one of the Chelsea lads – and I’d probably say Azpilicueta. For technical defending, not making a mistake, not being in the wrong position, not getting caught out… I don’t see him making a mistake. And I have to say the Chelsea defenders aren’t far behind him; Gary Cahill, John Terry and Branislav Ivanovic. But Azpilicueta, when I watch him, he’s as near to perfect as possible when it comes to defending; he’s immaculate.”

Carragher:

“I totally agree. I think those Chelsea players, all of them, they defend properly. We see that in terms of the number of goals they’ve conceded, the clean sheets they keep.

Azpilicueta is an out-and-out defender. You very rarely see anybody get the better of him. He’d be my number one.”

when you see coogar, neville, carragher & zonal marking agreeing that a player has been the best in the league, i think it's comical to add valencia, matic or phil "headless chicken" jones into the mix.

don't compare slëep to death!

all these tips because of marriage? na wa o!!!

My Advice To Guys
If you meet a lady, take time to know her, date her at least 6 months, build the friendship first, try and bond, open your eyes to every sign of deceit before flashing the ‘M’ (marriage) word. If the friendship isn’t working don’t even try to jump to Marriage. Marriage works best between best friends. Focus on looking for a good girl irrespective of her background and avoid those 'advert boards' designed to deceive, if you want peace of mind.

6 months is too long for some ladies - they want the M word after 2 months & if they don't see any prospect, you can always expect them to keep a side-negro elsewhere. whoever pops the question quicker gets the princess.

your advice is a bad one.

ShahzadNonso:
Ok I hate to burst you pipu's bubbles but I have to ask abeg, na only peeps based outside the country full this thread? Why una come dey make we wey dey naija dey carry last na? #JustAskingO

don't mind them....
they can't stop mentioning events & places outside the country like they don't eat eba. i reside in ituku ozalla, where are you from? we can form our own caucus & discuss strictly homeland issues. all these nigerians in diaspora are pissing me off.

Talsima:
The reason I said Matic gets the praise.

What about Rafael?

matic isn't a defender...
matic has been rubbish this season abeg.....

Talsima:
Azpilicueta gets more dribbled by opponents than Ivanovic. Ivovic get beaten every one hundred and eight minute while Azpilicueta gets beaten every sixty four minutes. You see why I said he is porous?

get beaten how? aerially or ground 50-50? if it's aerial then forget it. cesar is short....but if it's ground 50-50, then your statistics is wrong.

azpili has won 26 tackles in 849 mins, ivanovic has won only 27 tackles in 1080 mins. azpili has never even copped a single yellow card this season.

the only blemish is the unfortunate one-off red card against palace & for someone who is yet to be yellow-carded, one can easily dismiss that red card as out-of-character. azpili is the truth!

Talsima:
Jones has a very good interception stat. He intercepts every eighteen minutes . The closest Chelsea player is Mikel Obi which is thirty four minutes.
Good night.

how many tackles has jones won per minute? that ewure-looking guy is who you are hyping?

Talsima:
Ok, let's leave. I thought you were praising Azpilicueta in the whole of Chelsea team?

he's the most faultless player in their whole squad.

I mean, they easily get beaten by their markers. Mostly Rafael. Rafael strong points are his attacking prowess and clearances. But tackles, Mba!

azpili has won more tackles per minute than ivanovic. anything else?

Talsima:
Matic makes the highest tackles for Chelsea. Rafael has been beaten eight times in twenty four tackles. Valencia has been beaten only three times in thirty six tackles.

why are you arguing backwards, is matic a defender? the argument is about the best defender in the league - very soon, you will mention courtois making the highest interception.

bush man!

Talsima:
You wrote about tackle earlier on. However, in terms of being beaten, Rafael and Azpilicueta are porous.

porous?
define the term porous?

Talsima:
Azpilicueta has been beaten seven times in twenty two tackles. Give it to Ivanovic.

i mean beaten by dribbling....
who's talking about tackles? how many yellow cards does azpili have this season? how many cards has he gotten for a bad tackle throughout the season?

SailorXY:
he barely offers anything going forward, even when hes @ RB. that is not really the modern type of full back an attacking manager will pick; the Zabaletas, Nevilles, Ivanovics, Rafaels, Alvez, Maicons-styled full backs will get considerations before his type. above average defending & great executing attacks, it is very rare tho you get a player that's great @ both altho Maldini comes to mind

ask anyone that has been watching chelsea this season & they would tell you azpi has been the their best player. when have you ever seen azpi get beaten, get caught out or doing something stüpid to cause a grave defensive error?

zabaleta, ivanovic, maicon, evra, etc take too many risks in their style of football & they get punished for it. azpi is a different animal...he knows when to go forward & when to hold. if he knows going forward might put his team in danger, he holds & when he bombs forward, the space he leaves behind never gets exploited by the opponents - something you cannot say about the names you have mentioned earlier.

i know the season is still young but from what i have seen so far, azpi has been 100% in all the games he's featured. not even his team mates in the chelsea defence can come near him in the way he excellently reads the game. he's been nothing short of total perfection for his team.

moonraker:
As in errr.

Your on point. I have been playing fut since fifa 12 and i think the highest player i have ever packed was Ribery in fifa 14.

If i were to get that Messi card or any of his cards or even a ronaldo card, i will just stop playing....

i started playing in FUT 2010.
i became an addict instanta - trading players here & there and building & destroying my teams. it's highly addictive, EA sports would forever be above konami with that feature. they carved a niche for themselves with this FUT mode. at any time of the day on FUT, there are about 2.5 million different transactions going on....

Timbuktou:
Yeah, that's the one. Nigerian women can give their souls to the pastor for a smile of approval from him. It's extremely irritating and dem go still carry all dia money go dash the man.

it's nauseating....
the first step is not to succumb by going to her church. the babes out there are deviously smart these days. what they do is very simple & very effective. they try to find a church that suits whatever agenda they want to brew in their marriage. after the marriage, they convince their partners(the hubby) to start going to their church & listening to the doctrine of the pastor of the church they have selected before meeting the hubby.

the ignorant hubby would then start going - listening to the kinda doctrines that would make him a doormat. when he gets home & he tries to argue why he shouldn't be the one doing the dishes, wifey quickly reminds him that remember the pastor said "men must serve their wives, and reh reh reh". the emasculation of the hubby is complete.

I'm hoping I get it right and orientate my son to the max, aint no love in the heart of the city. That dude must be better than me, I swear.

you are too smart not to get it right....
men who often get it wrong are those ones with low self esteem. some men actually think they cannot do better than the women they married & are half scared to even argue wïth her. they are scared if she leaves, they are finished. those are the ones who see the danger & choose to ignore it so as not to rattle the cage.

moonraker:
As in errr. In retro respect though, opening packs can be addicting sometimes.

Now back to that card, hmmmmmmmm look at his stats...

Now imagine what his TOTY or TOTS card would look like

Now you get the picture

Thats it

Now let go find that MEssi

his stats is crazy.
95 rating? that's insane. he would just breeze past most defenders - the only thing is to get a training card that would boost his physicality numbers & the rest is history.

there are 12 million FUT players. EA will not issue more than 100 of those blue cards. getting it would be easier than winning the grand prize of euromillions. if i get him, then i will stop playing the game.....it means i have conquered EA sports.

Timbuktou:
Yeah, that's my conclusion as well but you never know. Seen the one where the pastor was pounding and the woman kept repeating "amen", "Holy Ghost" etc? I mean, she was being fvcked on a wooden bench in an uncompleted building, what the fvck kinda miracle was she looking for to be so desperate.

that's the power/enter video of a housewife. she musta have lied to her hubby she was going to see a relative & yet she was being pounded in a building under construction. she coulda been rapëd or even murdered in there. i pity some husbands.....

Brother, you don't know the half of it. Everyday, one hears on chilling story or the other about supposedly lovely marriages. Mind-boggling stuff.

lord have mercy!!!!

moonraker:
The recording breaking card.

it's almost 11 million on my platform.
they are crazy - let those game fanatics knock themselves with it. i was watching a YouTube clip the other night & someone's club value was about 800 million. heaven knows how much of his salary he's spent on a virtual game. people are crazy.

moonraker:
Well fuccccccccccck, The new messi card is out which i will never be able to afford. 15mill on PC.

15 milli?
is it messi(IF)?

Timbuktou:
Speaking of which, did you see that thread about the arse-kissing man of God? I literally fell down laughing.

it's got to be a wrong caption.
no MOG would do such in broad day light. however, many of them MOGs sleep with the female members of their church on a regular.

Paternity fraud, is here to stay sadly, there are too many pansies walking around town neglecting their reponsibilities. A wife who can walk to the bathroom from the bedroom is hardly going to birth bastardds.

some of those men know - some of them are actually impotent & they knew this before marriage. so they are contented with their wives bringing bastärds home.....its a clusterfück in the marriage business. people are just taking all kinda shytë to keep up with the joneses.

Timbuktou:
Ever realise that the ones with frogs in their balls are always up to no good?

how can they be any good?
frogs in the balls = shooting blanks! after a while, the wife would seek the elusive fruit of the womb elsewhere either from a pastor or a lover.......

yet we wonder the recent spike of paternity fraud!

Timbuktou:
Hahaha. I'm sure Shymmex is done with his assignment too. Can't tell about the other hombres, though.

Shared the link with a friend earlier, he said he'd notched 47. . We had a 'robust' debate.

Coogar

sėx is good for the men!
a man must replenish his spêrm cells constantly. dead cells are not beneficial to any man - the more sėx he has, the higher the quality of the spërm cells he produces. i am lucky i had a mentor that pointed this to me in my teens.

otherwise......this is what a man would have to deal with.

https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/10/cf/e5/10cfe569efa61c684070b96bbe5b354d.jpg

SirShymex:
That assignment was completed by final year in college.
Can the scientists please tell us what number we need to snipe to be 100% prostrate-cancer proof? That will be interesting.

badt guy!

i have completed my own assignment already. it remains crackhaus, nonso23 and perhaps shymmex.

Timbuktou:
Not bad Coog.

timbuktou, you saw it too?

Timbuktou:
Lol, the end is near Coogar.

very near.
michael brown, trayvor martin, boko haram, ISIS, malaysian airline completely disappearing, etc.....

True that. Let's see if Le Prof leaves soon and the board can do the needful.
Untouchables II= Mourinho's second spell Chelsea.

wenger won't retire until 2020.

jennykadry:
cheiiii. Coogar...how did you catch this kain hawt chic? I know you gat good taste but mehnnnnn this one is hawt...full manchester and arsenal

lemme confess....
small juju was involved.

jennykadry:
Shes Nigerian? My parents gat tell me where I am from. Thats how I should look.....like that.....not this combo of somalia and sudanese look I carry around. Very soon Mac wont make foundations for people like me....it costs them too much money to make

haba!
nigerian girls are actually beautiful babes o if you remove attitude & their "i too know" attitude. at least in africa, Naija babes would come 3rd or 4th.

jennykadry:
How can a guy have this one at home and keep the thing between his legs zipped up?
something tells me Coogar calls in sick at work alot

at all o....
i gotta pay bills.....call in sick ke?

jennykadry:
Coogarrrrrrrrr This one is hawter than fire oooo. Where you waka find this one? is she Nigerian?

100%

jennykadry:
coogar post....no need to wait for wandering people...on the last day no one will wait for no one

stay tuned....
you have 30 secs to view....so keep hitting F5 button.

tick tock tick tock....

TIME!!!!!

jennykadry:
sister sarah's pics? repost....please dont tell me sister sarah is short? How do you kiss her? Do you squat to kiss her

she's tall, fit, super-cute.
you know my style na - i don't settle for less. i will repost when cococandy gets back here - she's always miswakaing.

Timbuktou:
Lol @ dragging babe. Just outgrew that one and Timbuktu's been real for a minute so, why not.

i wish i could outgrow coogar & change to "evangelist".....stay a quieter life, religion section & discuss the bible at length.

I wouldn't say it's the philosophy taking a dent as much as the implementation, you know they constantly lose players, season upon season, and due to financial reasons. They've got history but at this point the books are a little off. At Arsenal, he'll do better since he wouldn't have to release the best players. Just my thoughts though. Football management is crazy.

they play the best football in europe. even better than barca. injuries, financial restrictions & bayern munich's determination to pillage them has hindered them.

My Untouchables II are currently my ecstasy.

who are your untouchables II?

jennykadry:
Coogar post it again and prove ya self. Post that old one with you leaning against a wall

i posted sister sarah's pic, not mine.

Timbuktou:
Hello Peoples, FreshDude here. Pickabeau1, good observation about M. Wenger. Been thinking about a worthy successor to him and, for some reason, Klopp keeps coming to mind. I think the set up at BVB, with all the instability, undermines his level of achievement. I think Klopp and Arsenal can restore the glory to LeArse.

Cc: Coogar.

what happened to your freshdude moniker? spambot or are you dragging babe with the moderator?

yes, klopp's philosophy fits arsenal's brand of football. however, this same philosophy is taking a dent in bundesliga now but the media & his employers believe in him. they are letting him carry on despite the bad results.

will he get the same trust here in the PL?

jennykadry:
Like you claim to be an igbo boy....who takes you seriously these days

jenny, you still don't believe i be igbo boy from enugu? you wanna see my ituku passport? seriously - i posted the pic. a witness would soon back my claim that he/she saw the pic.

cococandy:
ok then. Next time

very soon....

Odunharry:
Azpi is gud too...he neva back dwn lyk Rafael...
Little wonder Mourinho prefers him to Ashley cole at LB

he's the best defender in the league!
he attacks tenaciously, he defends even more brilliantly. what's more? he doesn't make mistakes or get caught upfield as a result of walkabouting like evra, ashley, gibbs, clichy, etc. he's 100% perfect!

that's the player chelsea fans should be hyping, not hazard.

cococandy:
not fair. I was multitasking. Doing something else and nairalalnding

Something tells me you didn't post any picture at first

ask the people viewing....
they would tell you i did. i am a man of my words.

cococandy:
come on coogar. Ok I'm back in fact 30 secs now

see you....
window of opportunity don close.

cococandy:
picture or.....

you have 60 secs grace....

tick tock tick tock.....

time!!!

cococandy:
All those high jumps ke? And the intensity is too much . Coogar have mercy. Whatever happened to the good old treadmill?

Well I think I will watch out for the full video when it comes out and try my ability

there are old ones you can buy. insanity DVDs are everywhere. i have a soft spot for fit women - like sister sarah.