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pickabeau1:


i dont know how shes subliminally calling someone prickaboo

its obvious mehn

improper upbringing!
if you think some of these old skets had the kinda quality upbringing most of us have then you would be surprised. do you really think tpia grew up the normal way? she's a scarred woman & that is what happens when a daddy fücks his own daughter.

pickabeau1:
^^^
too much what?

says the woman posting prick everywhere

I dont play desperate games...you can continue your desperado moves

she's ovulating!
the back & forth comments give her clitöral erëctions.

tpia6:
spark your interest ke.

do i sound that desperate?

your desperation knows no bounds. you are a 40 year-old virgin. your new year resolution in early 2014 was to bed a nairalander(male et female).

you have about 5 weeks left & your dream is nowhere near your desired goal so you are throwing the kitchen sink at every male in boxers.

i would have pitied you but you have never had a pap smear test - you are a sėx risk so take your ebola-infested stinking labiä to the agberos of your ilk.

tpia6:
is that news?

stupid woman - you think making yourself a serial nuisance would spark my interest? you are way too intellectually deficient to wow me. on top of that, you are one ugly haggard hawk with the attitude of a sociopath!

Chillisauce:
Na this kin topic dey sweet nigérian men, anything wey resemble vayjay vayjay, dem go put their drill pipe and start drilling.

As long as you keep away from kids, make UNa carry go. After age 50, we still get to see some with 80lb scrotum.

Oh by the way. Feel free extend to my snail

does chillisauce eat female genitäls? no way you can convince anyone that's a snail. that ish looks exactly like tpia's läbia.

StarBoard:
unfortunately some of them claim to be more enlightened than we are.

even when the evidence is clear that van gaal is a clear step up from that lunatic called moyes they will suddenly become accountants for United when they failed o'level maths in ssce and can't even count how many EPL defenders were on a given shortlist for an award.
Even with this horrendous run of injuries van gaal has entrenched us in the top four.
I didnt know glaucoma affected 30-something year olds.

even if you are going to be a pseudo-accountant for united, logic has to be applied. united spent that much cos they let off many players. bodies had to be brought in to replace the players that left. 75% of the defence line retired or moved on to another club. won't they be replaced? when we don't spend, we are broke & the glazers have us by the balls. when we spend, we are wasteful or mugus!

you can't win with thése airheads!

bellong:
He is a smooth operator. Works best in the background. It was from him android learnt the "background data" trade...

texans don't mess about....they go straight to the point!

Stillfire:
What I know is that there are no Christian boys in relationship.
A lot of wolves in sheep clothing.

that is because men don't pretend to be holier than thou like the ladies. retired pröstitutes join a church & use the alum therapy to tighten up collapsed walls. they scarf up & reduce their number of sėx partners by dividing the actual number by 7.

this is the worst time to be a bachelor! too many snakes in female bodies these days.

https://giant.gfycat.com/PerfectFarDikkops.gif

what a goal!

RoyalRoy:
Hehehehe.... I laugh in my Otuoke dialect!!!

if any female gets pregnant on this section - our main suspects are pickabeau & yourself......until the female says otherwise.

Odunharry:
stoke,soton,livapool,villa,newcastl,spurs,

we can take 3 points each from all those games if we can have a fit squad! our problem is the ever-constant defence. chelsea must have played the same defence line in about 10 league games and they have the same number of clean sheets as we do as of yet.

if evans & jones don't get back by christmas - we should sell them abeg. they are unreliable, lazy, sick notes & unyielding. we should go to serbia & get the best centre-halves in their league.

StarBoard:
including the non-united numpties that always emphasise how much was spent in the summer who will come here forming intellectual analysts.

what do you expect from people with village mentality? they should come & tell us if moyes ever stayed in 4th position throughout his stay at old trafford!

SIRcumalot:
Rooney and Di Maria who we offend na ?

di maria's injury was unfortunate but rooney knew that ball was over the line before attempting a cross......he didn't need to attack the ball, it was our ball......some injuries are self-inflicted!

bellong:
Coogar,

Royalroy is the sharp shooter that hunted Woged2005. Pickabeau is a mistaken identity...

really?
royalroy? hmmmm - i ain't surprised though. too many snipers in this family section.

chrisley024:
RvP!


Class is permanent.

that's how you silence your critics!
a perfect delivery outside the box for the 3rd goal...surely, moyes is better than van gaal! i agree with anti-LVG crew.

damiso:
Coogar but you met Sis Sarah at Edwife's church no? So is sis Sarah a hypocrite

*still have beef that you did not whet my amebo desires *

sister sarah left the convent!
she's an exception, there's always an exception to the rule anyways but the majority of the things one hears in the church are worse than the whorë-houses!

as per the beef, don't worry.....one day soon your amebo appetite would get it's whetting.

RoyalRoy:
Lollz.... Pickabeau 1....sharpest shooter in the hood!!!!


I concur with 90% of Woged2005's posts.
Its amazing to read from her as her views come from a "strange angle" compared to many here.

Sadly enough I have watched over the years how many women will always come and attack her posts left, right and centre. Still she is one of the few people I follow here.


And Mr Bellong, don't you think too many details will fly you by in 3-4months?
You do know some people are non-professional actors, they can fake themselves into a man's heart!!!

I believe in 6months there would be some level of acquaintance where u both begin to show your true colors.

I never ever wanted a "church girl" right from my teenage days simply because most of them have always been proven to be hypocrites.... We see them everyday rolling with the not so "churchy" dudes in town so what is left to desire from them?

church girls are hypocrites......
most of them are retired pröstitutes who suddenly decided to marry & then use church as a perfect cover.

Emaprince:
This is scary!!!....women are indeed devils!

@coogar...do you think a man can do. DNA test on his kids without his wife's consent?

why not?
it's even better you don't tell her before she colludes with the family doctor to alter the results in her favour.

andromida:
HE married the retired prostitute what is there to complain about i would think he is well aware of the risks that come with that.

he would have expected her to sleep around - but it's low for any woman to commit paternity fraud!

Maybe he forgot about her, she got lonely and well you know the rest after all she is only human and women only thrive in an atmosphere of love .

well, there's a price to pay for being irresponsible in an atmosphere of love. a married woman can cheat if she wants to, she can get pregnant if she wants to but what she cannot do is to take someone else's baby to another man.

Even real women are human.

we know that!
the 21st century real woman wants 100% rights but she wants no responsibility. my heart bleeds whenever i see women like you holding a brief for a paternity fraudster.

andromida:
Yeah i am sure he is a great man with a big heart. I love that.

Well Real men do save the honour of their women i don't know why femi had to make this news public even if he was so hurt, there are kids to consider, the shock they will pass through he is the one they've called father why shame them like this? so yeah a real man would put all this into consideration, man up and put his hurt feelings aside so he can do what is best for his crew not just himself.

Yeah authority,leadership, anything that makes you want to be in charge comes with responsibilities and if a man wants to be that kind of man he can't afford to share some responsibilities with a woman.

There is still a slot in the programme for you Sagamite.

yes - save the honour of a retired pröstitute. what exactly do real women do? open their legs to all & sundry while married?

shaboti:
he sleeps around and probably knew his woman sleeps around too so he should not be 'surprised' or 'pained' when this kind of thing happens. Why have you chosen to ignore the infidelity on his part and attack the woman ? Perhaps because unfaithfulness amongst men is now so common that it has bcome 'normal'. Anyway femi should whatever he has sown. And stop quotin me

femi sleeping around isn't the issue here. femi has not taken someone else's baby & claimed it belonged to the wife. this woman conceived a baby with another man & lied to femi the baby was his. she's been keeping up with that lie ever since she got pregnant till the day the DNA results proved otherwise.

how can you not see the big deceit here? the infidelity is a small part of the issue, introducing bastärds as the legal kids of femi is the main issue here. stop prancing about the matter & call a spade what it is.

maternal:
A man gets defrauded yet somehow like usual the woman does no wrong it's the man's fault. Now femi is not a "real" man. Not only would I return the other man's children, someone must refund me the money with interest I used to train them. I'd rather die than raise another man's child. Femi is the victim here.

that's what we have come to expect from 21st century women. they never take responsibilities for their lascivious lifestyle. brainless, poor in spirit & always the victim. watch the woman go to the media anytime soon to say she was rapëd & she was too scared to tell anyone about it cos the räpist threatened to kill her if she mentions it to anyone.

raumdeuter:
coogar

You have no shame, See you on TV fighting a girl over black friday deals

i told her to get out of the way & she wouldn't listen. the heifer got what she deserved!

naijababe:
@ Coogar, it's not enough that having verified the paternity of children and returned them to their mother, he had to subject them to public spectacle for something that is completely out their hands. I am not absolving their deceitful mother o but sometimes where young kids are involved some sensitivity never hurts.

the mother should have thought about this when she was serving her sushi to all & sundry. femi didn't bring up this matter himself & it's better the kids know the kinda mother they have instead of learning later in their lives.

ShahzadNonso:
There is a lot to be shameful about but the truth is dt she isn't a popular figure so nobody will care to remember. If I watch dt video 2dae n see the lady 2mao it won't even occur to me dt she was the 1 in the video.

that's exactly the point....
who cares about a girl that was having vanilla sėx with her boyfriend in a dinghy room? it's garbage in, garbage out. you only watch & 5 mins later, the memory is gone in the system.

ajuwarhodes:
I agree, but same goes with Nigerian men!

what has paternity fraud gotta do with men? can your husband bring a baby from outside and claim the baby is yours?

shaboti:
if u havent read the full article, dont quote me

i have read the article & there's nothing that suggested femi deserves to be a victim of paternity fraud. the infidelity isn't really the issue here cos i am sure that's where your intelligence stops......it's the fact that he was deceived all along about the true paternity of the kids. it's one thing to sleep around & another to bring bastârds to the coop for your husband.

F117AA:
oh well.
There is nothing that will stop me from carrying out a comprehensive paternity test of all my children before they reach 10 years.
I am not ready to labour for another man's children.
Tufiakwa.
My ancestors reject it for me.

after reading this article, one has to be very careful when dealing with Naija women.

Is paternity testing becoming an issue in Nigeria?

We have seen that there is serious need for it because in many homes things are happening that are scary both to the lives of children and their parents. And for the general statistics that is now available, it is found that three out of every ten men are not the fathers of their babies. Similarly, three out of every ten children are not fathered by men they have seen as their biological fathers. What we have found out is that, anytime we take ten men, at least three of them eventually found that they are not the fathers of the children they call their own. And these men would have taken care of the children for all their lives.

Now, the global statistics is 100, 000 out of every 300, 000 men. But what we have found that is that the situation is higher in Nigeria than other places. For example in our laboratory here, 50 per cent of the cases comes out negative. And we also realised that majority of the first-borns are affected. You only need to be here to see big men cry like little kids and watch children weep in agony. It has been that bad. And I dare say it is becoming something every home must do and you may be quite surprised at the level of dastard revelation.

About thirty per cent of fathers are unknowingly bringing up children who are not biologically theirs. And it is suspected that this percentage may be on the increase due to sexual recklessness. According to recent trends in sexual health, especially in Nigeria, it was suggested that unprotected sex and multiple partners are comparatively common occurrences with a large proportion of conceptions still unplanned. So, more than half, that is, 50 per cent of all paternity tests carried out by our lab comes out negative and the most affected are first-borns, except in a few cases.

Do these cases happen mostly in matrimonial settings or in casual relationships?

In both matrimony and casual affiliations! I tell you, we have had series of married men come here and go back home devastated. In one instance, a man came here with his wife. Out of the five children he thought were his own, he discovered that only two belonged to him.

And they are both duly married, living together as husband and wife. You see, the major problem we have in our country is that most of these cases are not duly documented. So, people don’t know we have such issues among us. In fact, some even don’t know where to go for the test to determine their child or children’s paternity. And I tell you, if you go to ten homes as we speak, you will be amazed to find that in almost all of them the children there do not belong to the men. It is that rampant.

If it is that rampant, how would you describe the three years since you started testing men?

Now, the general statistics by the American Association of Blood Banks is that globally, 100, 000 out of 300, 000 men are not the actual fathers of their presumed children. And like I said earlier, the Nigerian situation is even alarming. Also, Duess International, the condom manufacturers, once noted that Nigeria has the most reckless sexual life. So, you can then imagine what the outcome would be like if we say okay, let’s start taking statistics one-by-one.

How many families do you attend to each week?

We test about 15 to 20 families. People come here as a result of various types of controversies over the paternity of certain children. You know, families have come to us with claims that a child neither takes after the mother nor the father in looks and character.

So, the man of the house would be curious to ascertain facts. And when they come here with such children, the fears of the fathers have often been affirmed. Fathers usually have the doubts; maybe he has been hearing some rumours, and you know, men are often the last to hear such things about themselves. Until many of them come here to take the test, they have nurtured other men’s children before realising it.


What does it take to do a paternity test?

Technology has made it so easy. It is just like any other deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) test. In less than two seconds, we take the sample from the man. We use the Helix Swabs like a “big cotton buds” to extract some cells from the man’s mouth. We rub the ‘Swab’ up-and-down the mouth to get some epithelial cells from around the cheek bone.

In the nucleus of every cell, there is DNA. Once we collect that, we purify, extract and then multiply it and get the genetic profile which we then send to DNA laboratory abroad for testing.

What happens in situations where DNA samples do not match as we saw with some DANA victims?

So many reasons could be responsible for that. We have had a case in which a boy went to an hospital to claim the body of his deceased dad and on testing him, it was found that he was not fathered by the dead man.

The genetic profile of the boy does not match with that of the man he claimed to be his father. And DNAs don’t lie. The medical experts conducting these tests have nothing personal against the people that come to them for testing.

Every human being take half of the genetic profile from either parent. Therefore, it is a matter of case closed if the genetic profile of the living does not match with that of the dead man. He is simply not that father.

SirShymex:
We give God all of the glory, mate.

Only God knows how many illegitimate children are running around in that country!


Darn! Women are wicked!

we now know the stats.....
according to a veteran DNA expert, 50% of all first borns in nigeria are bästards!

shaboti:
yea am not trying to justify what the woman did but he shouldnt complain either, he was paid back inn his own coin

how was he paid in his own coin?
why do people reason like this?

F117AA:
I read a statistic released by a research agency sometime ago of how over 70% of first borns in Nigeria are bastards.
I disregarded it then but i am starting to believe it.

it's 50% and i am sure it's more than that..... that's a conservative estimate. durex already told us nigerian women are the most unfaithful in the world so there's nothing new.