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raumdeuter:
While other league players were stressing themselves in the summer and going deep into major competitions like world cup and euro cup English league players are mostly taking a break.

E.g last summer while muller robben Lahm messi hummels were slugging it out in Brazil till mid July, most epl players were on vacation

what vacation?
what about the preseason that followed shortly after world cup? were robben & lahm not given up to a month to rest before joining their peers in preseason? you talk a lot of nonsense.

uefa carried out a study & it was revealed a player is 4 times more likely to be injured in the last three months of the premier league than the other leagues in europe.

checkmate!!

FABREGAS:ENGLISH LEAGUE NEEDS WINTER BREAK

“It’s the toughest league in the world,” he said of the Premier League. While everyone is having their holidays - as I did the last three years, and trust me it helps a lot - [here] we play December 26th, December 28th, January 1st.

It’s not the same getting into the Champions League knockout stages after playing every two or three days in the Premier League compared to having had 10 days off on holiday, where you can go to Dubai and enjoy yourself.”

raumdeuter, oya come & argue with fabregas.

raumdeuter:
When English clubs were doing well in Europe between 2005-2009 were these fixtures absent?

they learnt to cope in spite of the heavy fixtures. liverpool dumbed down their league challenge to win it in 2005. united had a big squad to win it in 2008.

Only one English club would top their CL group, 2 might not even make it to knockout phase. Is this poor performance also due to the Xmas fixtures they haven't played?

the scars of last season's run are still apparent. only a fool would argue that fatigue doesn't heighten the risk of injuries in football. how can clubs who play 9-11 games in a month be in the same physical condition as the clubs who have their feet up in the same period?

Keky:
LVG not happy with the festive fixtures. This is a manager whose team is only playing in the EPL No UCL. No COC

9 games in 36 days? it's madness.
mourinho, wenger, SAF & nearly all the british managers have complained about the festive fixtures. bayern & co would get their usual 3-week rest while english clubs burn themselves out - when UCL resumes again, english clubs would be down to bare-bones while european clubs would be far more refreshed for the challenge.

this is why english clubs rarely do well in europe.

SirShymex:
Shocked all the resident feminazi puppeteers ran away from this thread, when they should be the ones educating men about the pum, and why men need to start eating the box for equality.

Can you see why I don't take these goons seriously now?

Anyway, bigs up to Jenny and Efemena for the class!

feminists don't have sėx - it's against their fundamental principles.

kandiikane:
you may hit one spe.rm your body doesn't agree with and that's where the problem will start....but no, even a partner of many years can one day get up and start causing problems for your vag.

why would a body disagree with sëmen? are t all sēmen the same provided the man himself isn't battling any infection?

Regarding being born with bad smelling vag, noone is born with a "smelly" vag. One could say that though if they encounter a different/stronger musk which your own particular nose doesn't find pleasing even at that, it could be just you that finds that particular smell unpleasant. No one smell is the same.

a bad smell is a bad smell.....
men aren't even great sniffers in comparison to women - so for a man to have taken notice of a malodorous vagińa says a lot on its own.

BABE3:
Like kandi said, sperm causes an imbalance in PH, which can cause v-odor. Now imagine having multiple partners at once (that means an increase in the chance that one or more of those partners had/has an STD/STI).

is there a difference between a girl that has sėx 10 times in a week with one partner & the girl that has sėx only once with 10 different men?

They don't even have to have STDs. The mixture of two kinds of semén could be toxic for the girl's vaginá in particular.
Get it ? That's why GYNs advice women dealing with BV to "pee out" the semèn after intercourse The vaginá is sensitive.

exactly!
if she pees out the sėx with her multiple partners then she should be fine. i mean, who doesn't wash after unprotected sėx with slimy substance creeping out of her orïfice? i still don't see how the number of men adds anything different to the status quo. if all the parties involved are squeaky clean, then all is well.

BABE3:
Err, do you really believe that ? I doubt most people with v-odor are born with it.

people with BO nko? is that also hygiene?

It has a lot to do with hygiene.
-bathing twice a day
-wiping from front to back (not back to front).
- wearing cotton/breathable panties.
- changing pads/tampons on time
etc

wearing 2nd hand pänties should be included too.

Multiple séxual partners and history of STD/STI can cause v-odor; a permanent one.

multiple sexual partners? how so?
i don't see how frequency of sėx with multiple partners build odours. come on - elaborate why this can be so.

kandiikane:
I believe my statement implied that it was self cleansing hence why there is no need for over washing.

i was re-affirming what you said, not against it!

No, most times, the smell comes from overwashing( that's if you have no std) ask any gyno. Smelly vag(BV aka bacterial vaginosis) is the most common vaginal problem after thrush. Many women have suffered or will suffer from it at some point and it can be mild to really bad. Spe.rm can cause your vagI.na to smell and period because they change your vagi.nal pH to alkaline when it should be acidic. Basically just keep your vagi.na on the right level and you'll be fine.

some women overwash to be honest - in their bid to smell overfresh & then ruin the natural balance. ladies - that's it for una o. reduce rhe washing & let your natural scent & balance prevail. it's a turn off when the vagïna smells like tuna fish.

jennykadry:
@topic
Something tells me Coogar lost his virginity when he was 7

see defamation of character.
jenny, wetin i do you? because i am the best student in your class, you are beefing me? you better award me my deserved first class before i turn class this into a riot.

kandiikane:
there is bacteria in every part of your body. The lady's genital bacteria is what keeps her vagi.na fresh because it keeps all the bad bacteria in check. It keeps the pH aciditic. If her bacteria(as in good bacteria) is low, her pH drops and once it drops that's when it may start having issues, eg. BV, thrush. I know you keep on saying clean but too much cleaning can remove all that good bacteria giving you the opposite of what you want. Women must always check their vagi.nal pH level and around the time of the month
They should be careful with the amount of sperm inserted in them too especially the sensitive ones since period and spe.rm are alkaline.

the vagïna is self cleansing.....
i dunno the over-emphasis on bleaching & scouring on this thread. the smelly ones are probably inborn just like body odour. it's got little to do with personal hygiene.

jennykadry:
Sirshymex might be the liberation Coogar needs. Most Bi's only had to have one experience with the same s3x for them to realize they swing both ways.

It will shock you next week if Coogar uses Sirshymex pics as his profile pic. That's what love can do to someone

hahahaha
i won't bite the bait but nice attempt though - keep it coming.

jennykadry:
Coogar I don't care how you teach Sirshymex and If you have to act like the chic and let him lick your yekini then do so...you might enjoy it and who knows, scream out in ecstasy. You might even be the type that swings both ways but have no idea.....do what you must.....YOU MUST TEACH HIM HOW ITS DONE.

sirshymex is a londoner!
around the corner awaits that special girl that would teach him how things are supposed to be done. the london chics just below his age-group highly desire oräl sėx. they give as much they receive - it's a standard practise for them.

BABE3:
You beat me to it. BMI is a general guideline. It doesn't always apply to very active people.

lebron james' BMI is 27.5(overweight) - who would call lebron fat, let alone overweight? he's only got muscle weight, not fats. if shymmex is active then the BMI isn't applicable to him, it's for the morbidly obese people with 99% fat, 1% muscle.

Bruh, how do you plan on losing 15lbs in two weeks?

•sauna
•sėx on a trampoline
•strictly proteins
•alomo bitters(overdose)

moonraker:
Lol, The ultimate edition packs are nothing to write home about anyways so it would be wise from an economic perspective.

useless packs.....
i would only wait for the packs of players only now. those other ones with items i don't need are a waste of time. i have over 20 stadiums that are worthy shyte, all kinda fitness managers who you don't see what they do, etc.

FUT just steals our coins & offer us shytë!

p.s. have you tried loic remy & mkhitaryan as strikers? they are few of the paciest strikers in the game. they don't finish very well though unless you use the finesse shot but they outrun all their markers including the top-tier ones.

jennykadry:
Coogar help these people out with finger test....them need lectures abeg

@stillfire

If I catch you ehn ...all these shakara will soon end...it's your type that if Coogar handle will have one leg facing east germany and the other running away from hitler ...screaming ''coooooooogaaaaaarrrrrrrr, cooooogarrrrrrr, then shallow breathis follow and the rest na chorus/cheering...coogar...coogar...coogar''

No wonder you young girls won't let coogar be....is he the only guy with good taste buds ni?

https://i.imgur.com/kTFX8i0.gif

SirShymex:
Oh ok.
I'll just burn some calories then.
How about 195lbs/88kg - what's the BMI for that?

nah, you are perfectly fine!
if you are into sports, the normal BMI stuff doesn't apply to you. if you calculate BMI for rooney, falcao, mayweather or pacquaio, they are all in the obese category. weight isn't always fatty acids. sports people/athletes
have more muscles than fats.

SailorXY:
and to think say board considered Klopp to handle us this season

he's the best manager in germany....
you people don't realise the damage bayern munich have caused to them. they have lost top quality players to their league rivals in the last 2-3 years & that has truncated their progress. injuries have been unkind to them too. the players they have brought in have less quality than the ones they have lost.

the board will keep faith with him but they need to spend more money & retain the precocious talents coming through. they cannot relegate......they are too good a side to slide down into oblivion.

all4naija:
She's even a citizen. But, she demanded expensive things from me a lot despite her family was rich!

because people like shymexx have spoilt her with $550 worth of beats by dre headphones for honouring a blind date.

Stillfire:
Oh dear what do I know? Vag..in.a looks scary abeg. Lemme run before Jenny catches me. Have you seen some that has a 'skirt' falling out of them?

it's not for the squeamish!
some look scary to be honest - as if a scud missile is about to fly out of it & hit you in the face. some look like pleated skirts too, too ruffled up you don't know the head nor tail.

What is the finger test? Help a sister out!

the finger test is the precautionary test to tell the cünnilinguist whether the box is safe to eat or not. during the föreplay or second base(like you yanks like to call it), the male stylishly rubs his finger near the box & stylishly sniffs it(without letting the female know). if it's odourless then it's green light. if it's a horrible smell - then it's game over(no show). the female won't know why the guy refused to continue so no feelings would be hurt.

SirShymex:
Lol, Prof. Coogz. You want me to start eating all these random chics lol.

Er, no, I will just django them and keep it moving. I don't want them to stay, anyway. That is why they are mere linkages.

I will save it for the next official chic lol.

don't eat random chics - oräl should be exclusive to the chics you can trust or you have seen her medical history. HPV is deadly.......eat any random box? i can't even kiss a random chic let alone eat her box.

all4naija:
Wow! That is nice instruction though. I swear mine B's is f**king clean because she knows I hate any dirty a lot!

once she passes the finger test, there's 99% she's not carrying the virus according to okafor's theory.

SirShymex:
So you are still somewhat young, yet you go around eating all kinds of boxes, no? Looool

box-eating has no age limit.
if the taste worries you, pour a bucket of ice cream on it to reduce the level of difficulty

the issue of whether it would smell depends on the kinda chic. some chics have horrible hygiene and some are clean to the core(no funky odour). in order to be sure you aren't swallowing nonsense, use the finger test.

miredia:
lol...You are an idi*ot

you are a bigger one!

jennykadry:
Damn....why didn't you become a gynaecologist?

medicine sucks - too voluminous!

SirShymex:
Blimey!
That's Emeritus Prof. Lord Coogz!
I think I know a lot of via being a formal po.rn addict.

lol@pörn addict!

Stillfire:
Holy mother of God!

Anyway you ladies should pity the men, cos if I were a man there's no way in hell I would put my mouth on a woman's thingy.
Coogar et al take heart!

what do you know?
as long as it's kept clean & healthy, it's the same as kissing the lips of a woman. the mouth packs more harmful bacteria than the labïa sef so i ask again, what do you know?

SirShymex:
Let me just say I'm close to being a novice in that department. Probably done it twice, but I know the type of feeling chics get from it. However, I do more of the finger roll, cos I'm great with my fingers - and it's easier to make chics squirt faster than the mouth. And I don't like putting my mouth everywhere, to be honest.

don't be a novice.....
this is the defining line between guys that control their bedroom & the ones who are clueless. chics enjoy cunnilingüs more than intercöurse. close to 80% of the women out there can never achieve orgäsms via intercöurse - their clïtoris are too far from the vagïna so the intercöurse gives them little or no pleasure at all. that's where the tongue action comes into play.

So, you need to take over and educate us on how you get down!! Do you do proper tongue dipping, or just the tip on the clit?

you have to start with tongue aerobics.
buy the cone ice-cream, put a mirror where you can see yourself and start licking the ice cream from awkward angles just to test the flexibility of your tongue.

after one week, your tongue should be moving like a hindu belly dancer performing tantra. the clït is the button that houses all the nerve endings. it's the equivalent of a man's pënis tip but more ridiculously sensitive. even if she's been cut, she would still wiggle under your tongue massage.

trust me, she would be a believer after that. even if you cheat on her, she's ready to forgive you & stay. why? not too many have the skill to do what you do.

lordraiden:
excluding d fut any orda intresting feature dat distingiushes dem

it's just the ultimate team feature.
if you buy the regular one, you get no freebies. you must buy everything from scratch yourself via PSN. if you buy the ultimate edition, you get.....

•40 FIFA 15 ultimate team gold packs
•adidas all star team
•adidas predator boot collection
•3 new goal celebrations
•added pre-order content

you don’t get all the 40 FIFA 15 ultimate team gold packs on day one. they arrive over the coming weeks - once or twice per week each time you log on to FUT. for extra $10, i think it's worth it.

SirShymex:
Lord Coogz, you need to educate us man on how to eat the box. Word on the road is that you were knighted for it.

Taking notes.

i have 2 academic degrees in that field.
the concept is very simple - what is worth doing at all is worth doing well. so i pay all my attention to the act. if it's done well, the chic must always come back.

this has to be the biggest assembly of primary school staff ever.

i see many headmasters & plenty of headmistresses. where there's head, there's jennykadry & idowu

lordraiden:
wait is d diff btween fifa ultimate edition and ordinary one and will d both use same crack cos am about to download and dont want to waste my time.help a fellow nigg@

ordinary one is just what it is, ordinary one! the ultimate edition comes with goodies if you are interested in FUT. it's more expensive - you get one free gold pack(gold players + consumables) every week for the next 40 weeks. you can sell these players to make money to buy other players you desire.

smh@topic

moonraker:
Hold up, didnt Fut start from 12? i have owned every fifa game made starting from fifa 08 and when fifa 10 came out, i didnt see any sign of fut.

oh well maybe your version was different from mine.

FUT started in 09......
i came across it in 2010.......and i have been playing it since then.

Odunharry:
my observation....cattermole really played well...their back 4 and Goalie did well to

Wickham ws just raping Ivanovic up there...

Good play Blackcats....I said it b4,it seems we are going to a party tonite at cfc fan thread

ivanovic always gets räped - something you can never say about azpilicueta on the left. the skysports commentator keep saying cesar is the most difficult defender to beat in the league.

Danhumprey:
Smh.

can't you see my point?
moyes would have beaten hull 14-0 with the same squad.

a draw is as good as a loss!
lee catermole ate chelsea midfield like doughnut. if you bring him to man utd now, he would cop an injury of 8 months.

what a beast of a player!!!

RoyalRoy:
@Tpia5, Tpia6 or whatever, why not just keep to yourself instead of unnecessarily stoking trouble everywhere.

Do you have to bring trouble everywhere you go?


If we talk now you go talk say we dey stalk you!!!

ban that heifer please....
she's managed to increase her nuisance value in the last 5 days. i have warned her severely to let me alone - only for her to purposely mention my username even when its unnecessary.

put a leash on the rabïd dog before she infects everyone with her virus. go & check all the brawls she's been involved, she's the primary aggressor in all of them.

Odunharry:
@AnderHerrera is today's Man of the Match with 48% of your
votes, ahead of Rooney and
Smalling.

he deserves it....
until blind comes back, carrick + fellaini + herrera should play in the 3-man midfield.