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Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 12:02am On May 23, 2013
[quote author=shy-mmex]America is what I call an advanced third-world country!! grin grin grin grin. They're still far behind!![/quote]they will get there one day......somehow their government has managed to convince them they live in a free country and yet you find more homeless people in america than any african country.

[quote author=shy-mmex]those in pecknizzy also don't violence - they're on the paper chase following their human survival instict. By any means necessary.[/quote]peckinizzy!!!!
it's a nice place to be though - i always enjoy going to peckham market to see nigerian products i have not seen in aeons.

hahaha - david cameron has arrived!
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 11:57pm On May 22, 2013
[quote author=shy-mmex]My flat will buy Adaobi's house and her neighbour's house. grin
Judge by the house prices!

As for Coogar - all I can do is: bwahahahahahahahahaha
You lot are cracking me up and I'm lean as fvck. grin[/quote]don't say shyte about my neighbourhood - we don't do violence!

TheBookWorm: You are still in denial "mate?" lol

Have you seen the Nigerians living in Houston? Many of them live in large palatial mansions working for the oil industry. Or what about the Nigerians that live quite comfortably in Prince George's and Montgomery County? They are doing well.

Give it up bruh. The Nigerian community in the UK needs salvation.
all those palatial houses where they pay less than $2000 a month. it's not enough to rent most one-bedroom houses in london.
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 11:23pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: MANDEM IN WOOLWICH CHASING THE EDL LIKE ITS A MUSIC VIDEO

I don die grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
shymexx's boys - south east mandem!
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 11:06pm On May 22, 2013
TheBookWorm: Nigerians are considered the most educated group in the United States.

http://www.bet.com/news/national/2012/03/20/survey-nigerians-most-educated-in-the-u-s.html

Can the same be said of the ones found in the UK?

It is time for you Nigerians living in the UK to be honest with yourselves. You all have a problem that needs to be fixed.
British Nigerian pupils are one of the most successful groups academically, with 56% of black Nigerian pupils achieving 5 or more GCSEs at grades A* to C in 2005, compared to 55% of White British children in 2005 and 42% of black Caribbean pupils.[11]

Research by the Institute for Public Policy Research, based on Labour Force Survey data from 2005/06, indicated that, on average, Nigerian-born residents in the UK left full-time education at the age of 21, compared to 17.5 for the UK-born population.[12] Of the 25 country-of-birth groups included in the study, only French-born UK residents left full-time education at a higher average age.[12]

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are you satisfied now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 11:02pm On May 22, 2013
TheBookWorm: No wonder British politicians are tightening up their immigration policies.

Seems like a large amount of Nigerians living in the UK are leeching off the system.

In the US, Nigerian immigrants do not have the luxury of going on welfare, because in order to get it, you must be a citizen. That is why they have a better work ethic than ones across the Atlantic found in the UK.
stop being an ignoramus.....
you also need to be a citizen to claim benefits in the UK. the welfare system is not as easy as you are making it out to look. no illegal migrants or visa carrying migrants can claim.
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 10:54pm On May 22, 2013
dare2think: The is the greatest problem affecting the majority of black women in the western hemisphere. Apart from abusive situations, black women have abused the safe-guarding system in place and want to eat their cakes and have it.

The fathers are thrown out and women are left with raising boys into Men, a feat only 00.1% of woman have the capacity.

Inevitably, they raise kids that will rebel.
the boys are out of control by age 13. no father in the house means they are free to do whatever that pleases them. black mothers kick their husbands out to enjoy the big house, the car, etc - at the expense of raising the kid the right way.

they should carry their cross - they don't deserve my pity
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 10:45pm On May 22, 2013
TheBookWorm: What is wrong with Nigerians in the UK?

Y'all are so different from the ones found here in the United States. You rarely hear of a Nigerian in the US living on welfare compared to the ones in the UK or causing any trouble.

Nigerians in the US are actually respected and considered an educated group of people.
you rarely hear about nigerians in the US causing trouble? you must be living under a rock then cos the other day over 50 nigerians in the east coast were apprehended in a massive credit card fraud scheme!
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 10:39pm On May 22, 2013
LBT: close to a military barrack! And it took the police 20mins to get there, what a mess.
because the lads were armed and carrying a gun - policemen don't carry guns in london - they would have had to call special forces to deal with the situation. the response time is irrelevant - the victim died instantly after the attack.

Desola: Everything! Absolutely everything!!

These are the same kids that went on the streets to riot in 2010.

Black parents have abandoned their duties and left it all to the British government who does not really care about black families.

It all boils down to how we raise our kids. Yoruba parents have a lot to answer for.
black mothers have a lot to answer for - they are the ones that can't wait to call the cops to get their husbands out of the house!
Foreign Affairs › Re: British Soldier Beheaded In Woolwich, London by coogar: 10:31pm On May 22, 2013
eGuerrilla: You are kidding me, right?
Woolwich, Shooters Hill, Welling, Bexley and Thamsmead all have size-able pockets of EDL types.
this is bad!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:13pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: ahhhhh yes grin

Also, the car adverts too, they are so off point. One time, I though the advert was modelling clothing and it turned out to be a car. undecided undecided
turns out we aren't the only ones - webuyanycar.com does my head in too. bunch of bellends!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1349135/Go-Compare-commercials-TVs-irritating-man-Wynne-Evans.html
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 10:02pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: yessss that go compare opera man, I get sick and tired of it. Cant they think of something else ? undecided

whats the churchill one again ?
the annoying insurance dog!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:56pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin grin LMAO !

I love gina cheesy
what's your most annoying commercial ad on TV now? i cannot stand churchill and gocompare
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:39pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: I dont know.

LOOL if all the bus drivers were like that, oyibo people will be claiming. undecided
"the arše is juicy" is funnier - she said nigeria airways make easyjet planes look like concorde! grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:32pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: @bolded this is true, this is why avoid huge groups of boys, the scare the hell out of me ! cry
smh, I hope that idiotic fool rots in hell.
where is shymexx?

Yeye black woman ? grin grin You have to love her, shes funny too.
i like her - she's mad funny, i wish all bus drivers are like that!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:18pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: That random killing was crazy, how can you butcher someone like that ? undecided cry
they hacked his head off and told passersby to call the police. they wanted to die and become TV stars.

That killed me too grin grin One of the best comedians I've seen. cheesy
Do you know little miss jocelyn ?
that yeye black woman - i saw one episode of her as a bus driver cursing her own passengers - someone pressed the bell to get off n she said - are you a jehovah's witness?

Afam4eva: Is that really how ghetto life in London is? if it is, then it's really scary.
it can be as bad as that!
kids are scarier than adults sef especially when they are in packs. they always carry knives n shanks!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:12pm On May 22, 2013
Afam4eva: Have you watched "Kidult hood" and it's sequesls?
adulthood n kidulthood - also south london!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:09pm On May 22, 2013
Afam4eva: You're here while people are been butchered all over london. When are you going to leave that city btw? It's no longer safe there. Come back home.
an isolated incident of zany-acting islamic maniacs attacking a young soldier is not a national crisis. besides i stay in fulham. we don't get to see such evil in mu end. anyways, that's in the south east(shymexx's end). leave which city n go where? boko-haram republic?

adaobi123: grin grin grin
Of course, Ive watched this like a million times. grin grin

The way she was like "all passengers leave the plane and give it a push start" grin
what about what she said to the area boys trying to nick her camera in lagos - "oi, i am from hackney, get outta here." grin cheesy grin
Family › Re: She Won't Sleep With Her Hubby! by coogar: 9:02pm On May 22, 2013
byvan: I don't think this can be generalized.irrespective of the kiddies stress and all,creative couples can always improvise and get some regularly.
but it can never be the same as what they used to get before child rearing!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:00pm On May 22, 2013
adaobi123: ^^^^ I love her she's bloody hilarious grin grin grin
you have seen it?
"take a piece of the buffalo, the arsë is juicy, the arsë is juicy" on the aisle of nigerian airways is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 8:53pm On May 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2it7M9r7eg

shymexx, gina killed it!
i have never heard anyone deliver multiple punchlines like she did in this piece.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 8:44pm On May 22, 2013
debosky: @ fredo
Say goodbye to your fingers. Awon iya will feast on them at their next meeting. tongue
debo - shame on you!
it turns out that the old, glass-legs, expensive RVP completed 38 league appearances for man utd. money well spent - aye or nay?
Family › Re: M by coogar: 8:05pm On May 22, 2013
bajugbajug: Tank u all for ur advice. My both parents are late. My mother inlaw stays in lagos n nt in d village. She's a level 14 officer with lagos state government. she's very comfortable and ok.
both parents are late? cheiii - you must have uncles n aunties somewhere. get them to come visit you too!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:59pm On May 22, 2013
dademola: aha... I tot DDG was sed to be d best gk in d land. Why fergie cme dey reason hart?? Shey fergie no look d stats of d 2 of dem ni??cheesy
please don't get drawn to the opinion of a drunk journalist. there's no single quote in that article to even suggest what was said is true. opinions and made-up stories to sell papers are different from facts!

joe hart to man utd? xavi has a better chance playing for real madrid.
Family › Re: M by coogar: 6:48pm On May 22, 2013
bajugbajug: I will nt want to bore u with too many stories as I wuld be precise. I got married 4 yrs ago to my lovely wife, god blessed us with a son as at wen due. Later on, my mother inlaw sent her 19 yrs old son (my brother inlaw) to assist her sister with baby tins. I wash d car , my wife stil does most of d work at home , he's jus lazy , dull n nt ready to learn. 2 yrs after, God blessed us with another baby girl, 8 months into her pregnancy my mother inlaw moved inn with us. She doesn't even no hw to bath a new baby, she sleeps at night claiming
To be tired cos she's a civil Servant. All she does for us is to cook with her own money, however I give my wife 40k for food stuffs monthly excluding money for soup. Now my wife wants her mother to leave our house, she approached her stylishly n she asked her if I was d one dat initiated d idea of her leaving. Am really tired of having her around us any longer. I want her n her son to leave our house. Pls hw shld I go abt it cos she once said we will suffer if she leaves. She always brag about little tin she does for us.
go to the village n bring your parents too - tell them to bring 4 of your other relatives. don't give any prior notice until the eve of their arrival.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:41pm On May 22, 2013
dademola: abi o. Ando wey we suppose don sell teytey. He has been struggling for form and fitness ever since we bought him.dis is d 6th yr oo. Smh
https://i.minus.com/ibfOFdQlqz3N0H.gif

https://soccerlens.com/files/2013/02/fergie-slap.gif
Family › Re: She Won't Sleep With Her Hubby! by coogar: 6:38pm On May 22, 2013
dayokanu: How does the man now cope with 6 months without sexx?
i dunno - the thing is he's not even attempted to find out what's wrong with the woman......he should sit her down and if she's not yielding, he should get a mistress!

Cos by the time the wife comes around in 1yr-2yrs time, The man might have locked up too and found other options
well - they should opt for an open marriage!
Family › Re: She Won't Sleep With Her Hubby! by coogar: 5:57pm On May 22, 2013
dayokanu: 6months no Kongo?
No wonder they said Married people have the least sex
sex definitely reduces post-birth!
children throw a different spin into the lives of couples. 6 months without isn't really a biggie if a woman has a lot on her mind!

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