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Crime / Re: British Woman In Court For Marrying Two Nigerian Men - Photos by coogar: 8:21am On Nov 13, 2015
bettercreature:
Exactly what i was saying,she is not going to be jailed,those 2 guys will pay for it,its not the first case and won't be the last,that fat lady was actually paid

the fact that she got bailed is enough to tell you the law won't do nada to her. all she needs to show is to feign ignorance & naïvety.

the 2 guys would never be allowed bail. they are flight risks. cheesy

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Crime / Re: British Woman In Court For Marrying Two Nigerian Men - Photos by coogar: 8:15am On Nov 13, 2015
free2ryhme:
Could face a prison sentence ? she should definitely be jailed for what she did, and a minimum of ten years would be about right, but what about the man she married, are they going to deport him right away, or are they just going to let him get away with it..!!!


she might even walk free if she claims she was coerced to go ahead with the marriage. the 2 men would automatically be deported with a 10-year ban. for the next 10 years, they will not be able to enter the UK.

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Politics / Re: Why We Must Support Biafra by coogar: 9:14pm On Nov 12, 2015
pazienza:

Lol! I am sure you have an Ijebu-Igbo heritage.

you need blood tonic....


I am surprised you had stayed off Biafran issues for a long time now, the last time I dealt with you was in 2011, I am sure you must have other monikers apart from this one which you must have been using to poke nose on Biafran issues, the average Arewa-Oduanistani is addicted to Biafra issues.

no human being on this planet can lay claims to that. deal with coogar? your arms too short to box with god! abort such thoughts, it's not worth conceiving.


On the second part of your post. Keep living in 1967, see where it will get you.

the idea has failure written all over it, this would be worse than '67.

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Politics / Re: Why We Must Support Biafra by coogar: 8:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
pazienza:

This is a silly question. I fail to see how who becomes the leader of Biafra is of any to concern to an Oduanistani.

you are a cöck-head!
my igbo heritage runs deeper than yours but i ain't stüpid like you to believe in your lucid dreams.


I am yet to see any Biafran who is interested to know who among Shekau, Tinubu or Sultan of Sokoto would emerge the eventual RULER of Islamic Boko Sharia kingdom of Arewa-Oduanistan. Why exactly Arewa-Oduanistanis seem to be more interested in Biafra is beyond understanding.

there's a genuine concern cos the fallout would be devastating. the first time you biafrans planned to secede, we all saw the carnage! it only took 3 days of relief aid blockade to have biafrans surrendering and begging to be fed. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 8:27pm On Nov 12, 2015
sephia:


Kanye is a joke. I read his performance was explicit filled and the crowd wasn't feeling him. His performance was rated as woeful. Since Glastonbury wanted a rapper to perform, a rapper like Nas who can rep hip hop would have been far better.
Like u rightly said though, he wouldn't appeal to the white crowd in the first instance.
Kanye has always been a weirdo. He's going to get worse.

i stopped listening to kanye after his first 2 albums. i just don't get the hype. he's the made for glastonbury though for those brain dead white kids.......

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 8:22pm On Nov 12, 2015
lordfalcao:
On your Own FIFA 15 no doubt, he is a beast.

on everyone's FIFA15, bro....
sturridge scored a total of 80 million goals on FIFA15. he's the most prolific striker on FIFA15.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by coogar: 8:15pm On Nov 12, 2015
And can we please have a moment to mourn?//For Pac, Biggie and Pun 'cause through us they live on//

Jam Master Jay, Freaky Ty and Aaliyah//
Big L and Left Eye, when we die we hope to see ya//

Can we please have a moment for children?
Who got raped or murdered, or trapped in the system//

Who never knew their father, never learned to dream//But was guided by drug dealers, killers and crack fiends//

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 7:57pm On Nov 12, 2015
Nihilist:


Escobar is a bastard. I went to see him in Colchester a few months back. I was charged up and spent the prior week listening to his discography. I paid for VIP with meet and greet.

The eediot showed up late, performed only 2 songs, left early, and I heard he jacked the promoter backstage and obtained his Rolex cos they didn't pay him complete money.

Naz is a thief.

queens get the money! cheesy
Politics / Re: Why We Must Support Biafra by coogar: 7:45pm On Nov 12, 2015
cheruv:

We're looking at who can deliver not where you're from. Imo and Anambra were bantustans created to balkanize Igboland after the war of independence and every Igbo myself inclusive has seen the destructive effects these states have had on Igboland. Igboland is organized based on clans eg Ngwa, Aro, Ukwuani, Ika, Nsuka, Ikwerre, Otam etc and that's the style we're going to revert back to. That way,that'd be harmony as only individuals from a clan would be able to work together and bring glory to their clan/province

this is interesting.....
so which of the clans would produce the leader of the biafran republic? cheesy


Concerning the ijos, yes they're not going to be part of Biafra. Oil breeds laziness and being Igbo abhors laziness. Moreover to encourage thrift and industry, the government would ban oil explorations in Biafra and would only buy abroad from friends.

oil breeds laziness? grin
what about the other countries of the world that got developed by the proceeds of oil?


The ijos can do whatever they want with their oil bkos at the end of the story,they'd be the ones to suffer its effects.

the ijaws would be very relieved they are not joining biafra. cheesy


As Igbos, our own is simply buy the oil you produce and refine it for our various needs. Whatever problems that arise from the oil ish you're drilling shouldn't concern us smiley

i hope it works out for you.
it would be a travesty if we start seeing kids with kwashiorkor all over again. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 7:37pm On Nov 12, 2015
Nihilist:


You have to be a bit selfish and a bit of a dickhead to be a top striker in my opinion...but Sturridge takes the dickheadness to some next level.

However that's not my issue with him.

Sturridge is essentially a sentient mass of ectoplasmic tissue that managed to hold itself together long enough to convince Liverpool that it was a footballer worth giving a 5 year contract of 150k a week, before spectacularly falling apart after the deal was done...

And for that, I must thank whoever was responsible for ridding us of that ghost...

he was superb with suarez though. SAS took the league by the storm.

lordfalcao:
FIFA 15 , that dude will always waste chance for me. aubameyang is Good for me

sturridge scored the most goals on FIFA15. he got a pink card last summer as a result of that. he's a beast...

sephia:

Lol. How do you guys remember these things? We are still waiting for a proper album to drop since Life is Good.
Why do u ask? cheesy

just checking if you haven't switched to fuji music!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 7:10pm On Nov 12, 2015
Nihilist:
We dodged a bullet with Sturridge though.
If Emenalo was responsible for that, I will buy him a drink.

sturridge is the most selfish human being on the planet. christ, i would murder him if he's my strike partner. he's a beast on FIFA15 though.

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sephia, you still listen to nas? grin
Politics / Re: Why We Must Support Biafra by coogar: 6:56pm On Nov 12, 2015
cheruv:

Even though your write up is BS, lemme address some stuffs you raised

you must have the uncanny ability to stretch the borders of daftness.....what's the BS in what i wrote?


1]Imo and Anambra wouldn't exist as states in Biafra. They'd be broken down into the different clans that make them up and each clan being autonomous would develop at its own pace

surely, someone must lead the republic of biafra. that individual must come from either imo or anambra. how do you determine who would rule the roost without one of them feeling slighted?

christ.....i have seen more intelligent silverbacks in chester zoo.


2]Ijo and Jekri wouldn't be part of Biafra. That has been clarified severally on this forum yet troublemakers like you keep parroting this line.

you want to leave the ijaws out of biafra? what would you eat? you want to depend on those red soil ravaged by gully erosion to feed the teeming masses of biafra?

surely, you don't have a prayer........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:49pm On Nov 12, 2015
raumdeuter:


If Di Matteo and Di Matteo alone won the champions League then its logical to say Di Matteo and Di matteo alone crashed out of the CL the same season

If Mourinho alone was responsible for your success last yr then its logical that Mourinho alone is responsible for the failure this year

You cant take the praise and push away the blame

that's how i see it too......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:44pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ibime:
I fainted when Torres scored. Honest to God. My knees went weak, my vision went black and I fell to the ground. My wife had to catch me to stop me hitting me head on the floor!

I no fit shout!!!!!!

ibime, whose words were these on that fateful night @camp nou.

christ, i am a genius. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:27pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ibime:

Yes.

I know a finished Torres when I see one, unlike Roman! smiley

he wasn't finished when he delivered a champions league final ticket for chelsea.

if i remember correctly, you confessed to us that you fainted and your wife had to perform a CPR to bring you back to life after torres rounded valdes and finished with aplomb. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ibime:

I would not have that conversation with you because you are dumb enough to attribute our successes to Emenalo. You might as well tell us Frank Arnesen won 2006 EPL.

if you are dumb enough to apportion the blame of the current failings on emenalo then logic dictates he must have been responsible for the success in the past!


Di Matteo and Di Matteo alone won Champions League.

bullshyte!
whose players did di matteo use as a vehicle to drive the success? you mean he brought his own players from his former club?


We got knocked out in UCL group stage the next season as our midfield was raped by all and sundry.

di matteo was responsible for that!
how can you blame emenalo for your shoddy group phase performance in 12/13 season? are you amnesiac? who was chelsea's manager when things fell apart in 12/13? grin


Emenalo's teams are known for worrying about 4th place finish all season.
Jose won the league last season.

jose & emenalo won the league last season. you cannot just call jose when chelsea succeed and then deride emenalo when the team fails.

you are not speaking to stark illiterates here.....abramovic has repeatedly shown that he values emenalo's input more than mourinho & he retained emenalo to check the excesses of mourinho!

do you know better than roman?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:17pm On Nov 12, 2015
raumdeuter:
Ibime. What are the signings that Mourinho the coach is responsible for?

no responsibility at all!

it is emenalo that even chooses the team. emenalo sacked eva, it is emenalo that is continuing to play ivanovic as the RB when it's clear to all & sundry that he's chelsea's weakest link.

jose is omniscient & the omnipotent deity that can never be wrong. let's ignore the fact that jose never does well in his 3rd season at any club. let's even blame emenalo for the actions of ISIS.

ibime is a disgrace!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:11pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ibime:


Get lost, I'm not having this argument with you.

cos you know you would get buried!

chelsea fans like you whose tongues have a permanent residency in mourinho's anäl cavity despise me. it's never jose's fault, it must always be someone else in the upper hierarchy!

emenalo tendered his resignation when chelsea were about to sign mourinho, abramovic himself declined the request and reaffirmed emenalo is the reason chelsea are successful and jose must work under him.

let the media be filling your head with nonsense. emenalo is more important to roman than mourinho. emenalo won everything that needed to be won before jose's second coming. jose would leave before he does!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ibime:
Emenalo must go!!!!

emenalo has delivered

•premier league
•UEFA champions league
•UEFA cup
•quintillion domestic cups

he's the most successful director of football in england. i didn't hear your protests when the title was delivered on a platter of gold last season.

all of a sudden, the core players at chelsea lost their way cos they were busy fücking your physio that got sacked.....and you want to hang emenalo for it cos he's the easier target.

i am not having that rubbish, kiddo!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by coogar: 5:48pm On Nov 12, 2015
lukaku wouldn't have excelled if he had stayed at chelsea. the pressure is different. when you lead the attack at chelsea, you are expected to deliver every match-day. at everton/liverpool and the likes, no one really cares if you deliver or not.

as at last season, lukaku was firing blanks game after game but his stock never dipped cos no one really expects everton to win every game. hell, sturridge didn't really deliver at chelsea, he went to liverpool and he became an overnight celebrity.

mourinho did the right thing preferring costa to lukaku. it was mourinho's 2nd season - he had to deliver the title, he bought what he felt was needed to win the title instead of relying on the youths, that decision paid massive dividends. chelsea became champions!

jose's only mistake was not fixing the gaping flaws. he shoulda paid an arm & a leg to get pogba or vidal....sit him next to matic! get another top striker to help costa who cannot help getting injured or getting himself banned.....get a proper full back, move ivanovic back to CB & chelsea woulda mounted a serious defence to their title!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:49pm On Nov 11, 2015
elampiro:


So are you going to marry a white Lady like your brother Mikel? You will not eat Idikakong soup again forever.

even your governor married a white lady.....it's the latest trend.

do you have a proper chic for me or why the pro-black woman campaign?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:43pm On Nov 11, 2015
elampiro:


Fake cannot be like original-natural.

You used to like Tonto Dike. What happened, you and Oga Se-n allowed her to slip away just like that?

fake or original, bütt na bütt! cheesy
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watching rafael/lacazette destroying st etienne. what a combo! Woodward shoulda bought lacazette last summer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2015
elampiro:


You mean there is no Nigerian babe that can move you down here? Our girls are hot oh! Unlike flat back yard babes over there.

there are white chics over here that would give your girls a run for their money in the bütt department. bütt implants are very cheap these days so forget such yearns!
Politics / Re: Why We Must Support Biafra by coogar: 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
DMerciful:
You are not being reasonable! Look at precedence all over d world if you cannot think. FYI since 1967 when Biafra was first declared, there has been 48 new nations. That means Biafra would have been older than 48 nations. Now I ask you where did this 48 natiions come from? Yeye dey smell

so it's all about creating a new nation for you? let me dash across the street so i can buy you some artificial intelligence. the intelligence bestowed on you by your creator is starting to malfunction!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
elampiro:

That one that makes you keep late nights online.

i don't do late night online romance....

Odunharry:

Buhahaha.. Overhit what? that pass is a joy to watch mhen. Rooney can't control the ball again.. I think he need some session on ball control from Mata.

he needs to lose weight! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2015
elampiro:
Coogar don run go meet the girl wey he chase come Nigeria. The girl wey he dey target since for romance section.


which girl did you chase to nigeria?
are you high on bürantanshi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2015
Odunharry:

Oga talk true jare.. Even befre the first leg we all know that we will qualify..
I'm talking Brugge you bringing in Cska clash ..
Rooney cost us three point against Swansea ,palace Wat you gonna say about that?

buhahahaha........
rooney's fans claim martial overhit the through pass against palace. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2015
nyabinghi:
u need to count stones to help ur numeric ability if depay scored against brugge and is counted by u then what happens to rooney's hat trick

but rooney is the striker, not depay! grin


the poor rooney is still united's top scorer, 4 in europe 2 in bpl 1 in capital one who has scored more

rooney has played the most minutes....he hasn't been dropped for any game. it's a travesty he hasn't scored more than 7. he has just 2PL goals all season, in comparison....jamie vardy has 11PL goals. cheesy

our £300k/week machine is returning a deficit! grin


mourinho won the league for chelsea u said means he was the epl player of the season tell mai suyas that tori

so why do managers get the accolades if they have no input at all? why didn't hazard win the league under a substandard manager like benitez?


mata disappears from matches like g string from whores mata was a liability in chelsea, kai rooney is better than mata in a zillion ways

2 league goals in 981 minutes? cheiiiiii - the reason we aren't on top of the league is because of rooney's disappearing acts.

wait a minute, didn't great manchester police declare rooney missing some few days ago?
this is the evidence of rooney's disappearance grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2015
afrodoc2:


I am not missing the point. i am just saying i hope it is not a temporary move, i do not want Rooney playing that 9 position again! He is as slow and ponderous as Yokozuna.
Rooney should not be shunted around again. If he is not good enough to start as a 10 let him move to the bench.

i am actually baffled you can still give him a chance at the #10 position? what exactly does rooney have in his ammo right now that qualifies him as a #10?

vision - 0
short passes - 0
first touch - 0
making forward passes - 0

as a #9? may God help us.....
remember rooney's last league goal last season was against spurs when he started playing as a #9. it took rooney 999 league minutes to score another league goal after the game against spurs(last season at OT)!

you must have the faith of father abraham! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:30pm On Nov 11, 2015
afrodoc2:

Coogar forget that thing, those 3 are finished strikers though Rooney is the least finished. Remember i warned you about Falcao and his ACL injury potential last season. You can see even Strootman is having problems. ACL is injury is terrible and unpredictable, you prepare for the worst and just hope and pray for salvation.

RVP was the least finished!
politicking got involved & it's clear RVP was always going to be let off before rooney. wazza is the englishman in his own country, RVP is just a foreigner!

SIRcumalot:

None of those numbers look good for those three players since it was a bad goal scoring year for the whole team.

those numbers look better than what rooney has delivered this season. 2 PL goals in 981 mins. that's close to a league goal scored in 500 mins.

the logical question is - why did LVG sell RVP/falcao when evidence has shown they delivered a better scoring rate than wazza is doing currently?

big players in other clubs get dropped for poor performances. hazard, cesc, depay, mata, etc have all been dropped for a lapse in concentration. why is rooney getting a free ride with his 490 mins/goal strike rate?


This season he isn't the first goal scoring option LVG prefers a SS in that "10" position only rooney is still capable of perform this function in the team.he will get us more goals from that position than Mata or Herrera.

what?
rooney has been tried everywhere, the outcome is the same. he has failed as a 9, 10, 6 and 8. rooney is not better than anyone in any position. martial is better as a #9, mata/herrera/fellaini are all better as a 10 or in the SS position.
Politics / Re: Why We Must Support Biafra by coogar: 8:19pm On Nov 11, 2015
warripekin:

And what makes u think Biafra will not work. I laugh when I hear people say this. The truth is that is what will motivate Biafra to work is what is making Nigeria not to work. And that is nationalism and the pride of having something to call their own. But that is not exactly the same as Nigeria.

and what makes you think some factions in biafra won't do the same when they secede. would the SE not wage wars with SS over the control of the resources? would imo & anambra not wage war over who is superior? would the ijaws & itshekiri not start their civil war again?

why are you making this look like that part of nigeria can be peaceful?


Nigeria as it were, is still a made geographical expression( apologies awolowo). Theirs no cord that binds in Nigeria and if their is,its oil and u can agree with me that oil has brought more harm than good to Nigeria.

oil has brought more harm than good to nigeria & it would continue to bring harm because of the people of nigeria. the greed, selfishness, priggishness will not stop even if you divide nigeria into 1,000 countries. the mentality is the problem, not the geography!


Nigeria has not work because the different nationalities that make up Nigeria are undermining the progress of Nigeria. Each group wants to take advantage of the Nigerian space more than the order. Nigeria is being driven by selfish ambition and no country survives on that.

and so shall it be if you continue to divide the country. the mentality of the people must change first before even looking at seceding.

as it is, you have 10,000 armed robbers in a hall. if you divide into 10 groups, you still have 1,000 robbers per group. the division will not stop robbery.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:02pm On Nov 11, 2015
SIRcumalot:

Damning stats but yeah his goals still come in patches. He still topped the 2014/2015 scorers chart for the team.

he played the most minutes in the forward position, he was the choice penalty taker until LVG sacked him and put mata there.

why is it so surprising that he topped the 2014/15 chart?

2877 PL mins - 12 goals(rooney)
2144 PL mins - 10 goals(RVP)
1287 PL mins - 4 goals(falcao)

why is rooney's number so fantastic considering he played 700+ PL mins more than RVP with only 2 miserable goals to show for it?

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