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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:26am On Nov 09, 2015
nyabinghi:
bring out the post where i said that, with the amount spent ur lvg should be winning trophies for united but that wont happen if he remains the gaffer
your idol-moyes took a league winning squad to the 7th place in less than 8 months. LVG is heads & shoulders better.

nyabinghi:
time will tell, every player u hype turn shitty are u related to dos nascimento
and the ones you hype don't turn shyte? your valencia is only good for RB position these days, your super-idol rooney is now a global liability. united fans are tweeting rooney's wife to refuse sex until rooney scores a hatrick in the league games!

nyabinghi:
mr coogar how is falcao faring and lacazette not to forget depay
•falcao scores at a quicker rate than rooney.

•lacazette scored a hatrick last night. the last time rooney scored a league hatrick, buhari was a cattle-herder.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:26am On Nov 09, 2015
Odunharry:
Ait or Nta.. currently watching it and the truth Mali is playing better right now
you can't say that now, can you?
that osimhen dude is a killer - he's got everything under his locker. his goal was delicious!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:21pm On Nov 08, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
iGuess! Besides i dint recall ever watching U17/U21 on DSTV. Its always the local channels dat cover them
thanks
i managed to find a feed on TVC entertainment channel!

MrTA:
I think the di Maria situation killed the team in attack. In theory, rvp, Falcao and di Maria last season should have meant goals galore. That set the whole attack back as we didn't replace them. Just the right attacker in January and a little luck with injuries and we could still have a great season.
sadio mane & a rooney injury(long term) would improve us immensely!


Meanwhile, Neymar already submitting his name for 2016 Ballon dor.
which neymar?
the one that has been getting the support of messi? the same neymar that cannot hidden hazard's boot? come on.....this must be a mistake! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:37pm On Nov 08, 2015
MrTA:
Definitely a lot of positives to take from LvG's United. Obviously, plenty of room for improvement. But I'm convinced if we improve the attack with the right signing we can definitely win the title this season. There's no one looking amazing for the league so it's definitely not beyond us. LvG has won titles everywhere he's been so he knows what it takes.
he's building the team from the back.
the frustration is - with the amount of money spent, he could have completed building a title winning team last summer.

we have the best defence in the country, the midfield is very decent but our attack is toothless. with 1 or 2 more signings last transfer window, we should be on top of the table now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:06pm On Nov 08, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
I'm not sure of SilverBird. But try ait or nta. Nta always shows these matches. Especially if its Nigeria in d final
so it's now about trial & error?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:24pm On Nov 08, 2015
StarBoard:
Thanks. You were right
but but nyabingo & elampawa told us moyes would reign in sociedad. cheesy

failure has only one colour & that colour is called david moyes. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:38pm On Nov 08, 2015
Caveatemptor:
Startimes has the rights to this tournament.
the fück is startimes?
you mean none of DSTV or consat channels is showing the final of the under-17 world cup?

who are the bastärds running NBC?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:27pm On Nov 08, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Africa rules the Fifa U17 yet again.
which station shows this in lagos? silverbird or who?
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤¤¤DARKREBEL Vs 007BRUCE¤¤¤¤ by coogar: 2:57pm On Nov 08, 2015
interesting discourse.

i also think darkrebel needs to desist from XYZ cannot vote in his battle. it doesn't make any sense at all. it makes you look like a troublemaker cos the people you ban will still show face and comment on the battle.

or better still....choose 5 neutral judges to vote in your battle. make it compulsory for them to explain their final verdict and all these prepubescent bickering will stop for once....it's kinda weird when you don't let some set of people have their opinion in your battles?

what's the worst thing that can happen if they vote? an L? since when did you care about taking a loss in your battle? if they sway your battle 3 or 4 times, they will get tired of swaying. the hatred should even make you strive to write better lines.

you never hear of siege mentality? take their negative energy, transform it and use it to your advantage. let this madness stop right now, mr. rebel. a lot of guests come to this section to read bars......what kinda impression are we creating when all we do is to whinge & moan over who should vote?


enough is enough!
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤¤¤DARKREBEL Vs 007BRUCE¤¤¤¤ by coogar:
opener - rebel
bruce shot himself in the foot using that same old daddy lines in his opener. if angles like tommy he'll figure & copenhagen are generic angles, rebel's dad angle is now overplayed. it's worse than using defeat lines.
rebel didn't have to do much to win this criterion as his opponent took the predicted route.

rhymes - rebel
bruce was sloppy. go ape in spars don't rhyme with banana clips. rebel was more consistent with his rhyme scheme.

simile/metaphor - rebel
rebel easily got this. he had outstanding references all through. references tell me how well read & how well rounded a textcee is.

punchlines - bruce
bruce penned well-thought build ups that connected with the punch. rebel's haphazard lines didn't help, they were all over the place. infusing multiple punches in the same stanza requires a high IQ to pull off. if it doesn't connect, bin it!

personals - bruce
rebel must pay this price till the day he dies.
enough said!

flow - rebel
bruce's 2nd stanza stood out as a poorly constructed build-up. i think it's about time textcees learn to count syllables so they everything is perfect.

rebel was not particularly brilliant too but he had less sloppy line compression than bruce. rebel got this crit for me without a shadow of doubt!

wordplay - bruce
bruce clearly got this even though he chose another lazy route to attack rebel. name-flips that use abbreviation is a very easy scheme. use it once and leave it. the bulk of the name flips shoulda been centred around dark or rebel

fortunately for bruce, rebel didn't have anything in his tank to counter bruce. he had few wordies but they have no heft that weighed more than light jabs to me. rebel ought to have capitalised on bruce's flippable moniker to the max.

closer - rebel
bruce's d-format in his closer bored me with tedium. the d-format was overused, overplayed and it's a lazy angle!

rebel's dough-dough punch wasn't too brilliant but at least, it was fresh and unpredictable. i still can't phantom why nuccas can't conjure a juicy opener/closer that would have tongues wagging for weeks.

without further ado.....

MVGT - rebel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:07pm On Nov 07, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Most Premier League goals + assists by midfielders since 2011/12:

Juan Mata (75)
David Silva (75)
Yaya Toure (70)
Eden Hazard (66)
mata @chelsea
17 goals in 6,060 league minutes.

mata @man utd
18 goals in 4,374 league minutes.

yet, some chelsea fans would tell you they scammed us with the mata transfer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:55pm On Nov 07, 2015
raumdeuter:
Mourinholic, Chelseafan1, hesben COme see wetin dem talk about your God

I think something is wrong about Hazrad's football education. Dribbling is a means to an end not the end itself, Hazard be like all those monkey players who think there is an award for dribbles
mourinhodïck & airfart have had a bad day....
they got mashed up earlier on & stoke completed the räpe session.

where's that gibbon called kolade354? he would rather cop heart failure on depay than address hazard's decline....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:42pm On Nov 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
IMO It just as controversial as this one the argument then was rooney jumped to avoid injury you could say the same for this one with Remy.
Anyhow not my Problem Chelsea fans don't really seem to care about the Call sef.
jumping out of the way to avoid injury is a dive. the marker's leg must make contact before a player can legitimately claim a penalty.

this is what players with agility & balance do.......

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
lalaboi:
A lot of you Hazard this and thats are here for this but i am not. its obvious dude has lost form and short of confidence. The same people who criticize will be the ones to praise when he's back at the level of last season.


The results will come. Hazard will come good and everyone will forget this happened. It is football . . .and life!
how can a player lose form for more than 3 months? this isn't about form, this is a permanent decline or hazard doesn't want to play for chelsea again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
I think rooney got a penalty from a situation that looks similar to this one last season I can't remember the exact game.
that was in the FA cup tie against preston i think. rooney got the pen quite alright. after the game he admitted a dive & apologised to the goalie for diving!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
lalaboi:
We didnt play badly. . could have won, could have drawn. .

I wonder what was going through Remy's mind. First he didnt control and easy ball down the channel and then fluffs what should have been a penalty red card situation. . Too honest? or just weak and naive? grin

We lost today but i see positives. We need to be sharper in attack. Hazard and willain hold on to the ball too much attimes its annoying.

Home to Norwich next.
at least, willian shows desire and scores from freekicks every now & then. what does hazard add to this team? can someone simply summarise what eden adds to the team?

0 league goals in 12 PL games - even daley blind has scored more than hazard. if your marquee player isn't scoring, there's a big problem.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ibime:
That is a pen anyday.

Remy had to jump high hurdles over the goalie which put him off balance.

Most referees call that back and give it.
outside the box, referee might see if the advantage is lost. inside the box, the rules are different.

butland touched neither the player nor the ball.......how's that a penalty? if remy had landed properly like an elite athlete, he would have scored.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:41pm On Nov 07, 2015
CFCfan:
The laws of the game state that an attempt to bring down a player is a foul. Butland clearly attempted to trip Remy.
how's that an attempt to bring down the player? he went for the ball.....he missed the ball & also missed the man. how's that a penalty? did he touch remy?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:37pm On Nov 07, 2015
nateevs:
That was only because he hopped over the goalie. If he left a trailing leg in there and went down, it would have been a valid pen.
leaving a trailing leg = a dive!

what do you expect butland to do? jump out of the way or he should completely vaporise himself so that remy can walk through him?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:35pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ibime:
This was a game of badluck and a poor striker. .

The lads tried. . . but sometimes you just need a change to get rid of badluck. . .

You also need a change to get referees to act impartial. . . without a manager that cries wolf every time, that Remy penalty is given.

I will never say Mourinho out, but whatever happens, Im cool with it. .
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:31pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ibime:
This was a game of badluck and a poor striker. .

The lads tried. . . but sometimes you just need a change to get rid of badluck. . .

You also need a change to get referees to act impartial. . . without a manager that cries wolf every time, that Remy penalty is given.

I will never say Mourinho out, but whatever happens, Im cool with it. .
it wasn't a penalty at all. there was no contact between butland & remy. remy landed awkwardly and lost his balance. if he had gone down, it woulda been a dive!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
afrodoc2:
Una neva see nuffin!
Shebi na people dey here dey laff us under Moyes. Una dey sink like the Titanic cheesy
even moyes wasn't this pathetic.

after 12 league games, moyes had 21 points.

after 12 league games, jose has 11 points.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:27pm On Nov 07, 2015
where are the fücking party boys? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:53pm On Nov 07, 2015
Debroslink:
Holy trinity of Europe are Barca, Madrid and Bayern.
we shall see....

I believe Smalling is the best defender in EPL right now, but I'll rate him after his performance against any of these aforementioned teams.
we are well-coached defensively.
our problem(for now) is the attack. if LVG doesn't brain fart & toy with the defence unit then i think smalling will a deliver top perform against europe's holy trinity.

he's a beast!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2015
afrodoc2:
Mr man tell that to the cops. You guys no get pity at all at all. However your case even better you be accomplice, Dayo na main cuprit.
the moment i heard a neighbour called the cops, i checked out of town swiftly. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:45pm On Nov 07, 2015
afrodoc2:
We have just transferred airmark from ICU to the ward. It was a close thing but he survived the early phase on life support. He is now able to breathe on his own and is allowed to take sips of ogi and kunu but no solid food.
In related news Coogar and Dayo are wanted by the police for gang raping a fellow NLander cry
it wasn't a räpe session.
airmark consented to the act! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:42pm On Nov 07, 2015
Debroslink:
Who is Smalling? Until I see his performance against any of the Holy trinity of Europe, I'll reserve my comments.
smalling is knocking on the door....
he was in the UCL team of the week. the nucca is climbing real fast!

if you are talking of barca's holy trinity then you are being unfair. no defence unit in the world can stop them from scoring in 180 mins.

ramos, boateng, david luiz, thiago silva, etc have all failed against them and you cannot say these defenders aren't the best in the world.

your triumvirate in market value is more than £500m, why would you expect smalling alone to beat them before he becomes top tier?
Rap BattlesRe: ++++ Rap Section Derailers Haven +++++ by coogar: 7:37pm On Nov 07, 2015
sinizia:
I meant the disagreement that always follow battles.You and Coog's battle had ninjas accusing Coog of ressurecting ghost accounts.
blame the ninjas......
you cannot hold me responsible for the actions of some miscreants!


Ely and Coog also had problems of Dark being accused of swaying, etc. I'm not saying that some don't end cleanly, but they usually generate a lot of controversies.
that incident also had nothing to do with me. after my verse, i didn't even say jack on the battle thread until the next day. most battles end cleanly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
I hope he develops to be dat Ramos + Vidic type of Centre Back
he's already there.....
smalling embarrasses opposition strikers week in week out. he had rondon in his pocket throughout & he's the sole reason we have been super-tidy in the defence.

if he's better with the ball, he would be one of the top 3 CBs in the world as things stand. his aerial dominance these days is second to none and he's by far the best CB in the premier league.

raumdeuter:
So have United conceded LESS than Arsenal?
Arsenal is the best defence in the league until you can show us any team that has conceded less
arsenal have a game in hand, if they concede tomorrow, your argument falls flat in its face. tread carefully, mr bundesliga! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:12pm On Nov 07, 2015
smalling has done it again......

FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 6:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
tearoses:
Kai I missed o!
I for hammer too at R231's parry grin grin

Coogar when is your Owamber . . . .me too wan hammer at your contractor London big bois owambe grin
very soon....
you shall get an invite!

ladygogo:
Jeez.Just seeing this. Coogar thanks. How are you?

No I didnt.
Had a pretty busy summer men. The parents visited us and life also got busy.
it's so good to hear from you.
i was starting to worry - i thought you travelled to jupiter! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:13pm On Nov 07, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
They'll be in d top 4. But i disagree abt them always being top 2 material.

As it is, they'd find it really hard to beat United and City
they will destroy city & united.

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