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nyabinghi:your idol-moyes took a league winning squad to the 7th place in less than 8 months. LVG is heads & shoulders better. nyabinghi:and the ones you hype don't turn shyte? your valencia is only good for RB position these days, your super-idol rooney is now a global liability. united fans are tweeting rooney's wife to refuse sex until rooney scores a hatrick in the league games! nyabinghi:•falcao scores at a quicker rate than rooney. •lacazette scored a hatrick last night. the last time rooney scored a league hatrick, buhari was a cattle-herder. |
Odunharry:you can't say that now, can you? that osimhen dude is a killer - he's got everything under his locker. his goal was delicious! |
AdeLaNa1:thanks i managed to find a feed on TVC entertainment channel! MrTA:sadio mane & a rooney injury(long term) would improve us immensely! Meanwhile, Neymar already submitting his name for 2016 Ballon dor.which neymar? the one that has been getting the support of messi? the same neymar that cannot hidden hazard's boot? come on.....this must be a mistake! ![]() |
MrTA:he's building the team from the back. the frustration is - with the amount of money spent, he could have completed building a title winning team last summer. we have the best defence in the country, the midfield is very decent but our attack is toothless. with 1 or 2 more signings last transfer window, we should be on top of the table now. |
AdeLaNa1:so it's now about trial & error? |
StarBoard:but but nyabingo & elampawa told us moyes would reign in sociedad. ![]() failure has only one colour & that colour is called david moyes. ![]() |
Caveatemptor:the fück is startimes? you mean none of DSTV or consat channels is showing the final of the under-17 world cup? who are the bastärds running NBC? |
AdeLaNa1:which station shows this in lagos? silverbird or who? |
interesting discourse. i also think darkrebel needs to desist from XYZ cannot vote in his battle. it doesn't make any sense at all. it makes you look like a troublemaker cos the people you ban will still show face and comment on the battle. or better still....choose 5 neutral judges to vote in your battle. make it compulsory for them to explain their final verdict and all these prepubescent bickering will stop for once....it's kinda weird when you don't let some set of people have their opinion in your battles? what's the worst thing that can happen if they vote? an L? since when did you care about taking a loss in your battle? if they sway your battle 3 or 4 times, they will get tired of swaying. the hatred should even make you strive to write better lines. you never hear of siege mentality? take their negative energy, transform it and use it to your advantage. let this madness stop right now, mr. rebel. a lot of guests come to this section to read bars......what kinda impression are we creating when all we do is to whinge & moan over who should vote? enough is enough! |
opener - rebel bruce shot himself in the foot using that same old daddy lines in his opener. if angles like tommy he'll figure & copenhagen are generic angles, rebel's dad angle is now overplayed. it's worse than using defeat lines. rebel didn't have to do much to win this criterion as his opponent took the predicted route. rhymes - rebel bruce was sloppy. go ape in spars don't rhyme with banana clips. rebel was more consistent with his rhyme scheme. simile/metaphor - rebel rebel easily got this. he had outstanding references all through. references tell me how well read & how well rounded a textcee is. punchlines - bruce bruce penned well-thought build ups that connected with the punch. rebel's haphazard lines didn't help, they were all over the place. infusing multiple punches in the same stanza requires a high IQ to pull off. if it doesn't connect, bin it! personals - bruce rebel must pay this price till the day he dies. enough said! flow - rebel bruce's 2nd stanza stood out as a poorly constructed build-up. i think it's about time textcees learn to count syllables so they everything is perfect. rebel was not particularly brilliant too but he had less sloppy line compression than bruce. rebel got this crit for me without a shadow of doubt! wordplay - bruce bruce clearly got this even though he chose another lazy route to attack rebel. name-flips that use abbreviation is a very easy scheme. use it once and leave it. the bulk of the name flips shoulda been centred around dark or rebel fortunately for bruce, rebel didn't have anything in his tank to counter bruce. he had few wordies but they have no heft that weighed more than light jabs to me. rebel ought to have capitalised on bruce's flippable moniker to the max. closer - rebel bruce's d-format in his closer bored me with tedium. the d-format was overused, overplayed and it's a lazy angle! rebel's dough-dough punch wasn't too brilliant but at least, it was fresh and unpredictable. i still can't phantom why nuccas can't conjure a juicy opener/closer that would have tongues wagging for weeks. without further ado..... MVGT - rebel |
AdeLaNa1:mata @chelsea 17 goals in 6,060 league minutes. mata @man utd 18 goals in 4,374 league minutes. yet, some chelsea fans would tell you they scammed us with the mata transfer. |
raumdeuter:mourinhodïck & airfart have had a bad day.... they got mashed up earlier on & stoke completed the räpe session. where's that gibbon called kolade354? he would rather cop heart failure on depay than address hazard's decline.... |
SIRcumalot:jumping out of the way to avoid injury is a dive. the marker's leg must make contact before a player can legitimately claim a penalty. this is what players with agility & balance do....... https://giant.gfycat.com/SickPaleGarpike.gif |
lalaboi:how can a player lose form for more than 3 months? this isn't about form, this is a permanent decline or hazard doesn't want to play for chelsea again. |
SIRcumalot:that was in the FA cup tie against preston i think. rooney got the pen quite alright. after the game he admitted a dive & apologised to the goalie for diving! |
lalaboi:at least, willian shows desire and scores from freekicks every now & then. what does hazard add to this team? can someone simply summarise what eden adds to the team? 0 league goals in 12 PL games - even daley blind has scored more than hazard. if your marquee player isn't scoring, there's a big problem. |
Ibime:outside the box, referee might see if the advantage is lost. inside the box, the rules are different. butland touched neither the player nor the ball.......how's that a penalty? if remy had landed properly like an elite athlete, he would have scored. |
CFCfan:how's that an attempt to bring down the player? he went for the ball.....he missed the ball & also missed the man. how's that a penalty? did he touch remy? |
nateevs:leaving a trailing leg = a dive! what do you expect butland to do? jump out of the way or he should completely vaporise himself so that remy can walk through him? |
Ibime:https://giant.gfycat.com/SlimyTartHornet.gif |
Ibime:it wasn't a penalty at all. there was no contact between butland & remy. remy landed awkwardly and lost his balance. if he had gone down, it woulda been a dive! |
afrodoc2:even moyes wasn't this pathetic. after 12 league games, moyes had 21 points. after 12 league games, jose has 11 points. |
where are the fücking party boys? ![]() |
Debroslink:we shall see.... I believe Smalling is the best defender in EPL right now, but I'll rate him after his performance against any of these aforementioned teams.we are well-coached defensively. our problem(for now) is the attack. if LVG doesn't brain fart & toy with the defence unit then i think smalling will a deliver top perform against europe's holy trinity. he's a beast! |
afrodoc2:the moment i heard a neighbour called the cops, i checked out of town swiftly. ![]() |
afrodoc2:it wasn't a räpe session. airmark consented to the act! ![]() |
Debroslink:smalling is knocking on the door.... he was in the UCL team of the week. the nucca is climbing real fast! if you are talking of barca's holy trinity then you are being unfair. no defence unit in the world can stop them from scoring in 180 mins. ramos, boateng, david luiz, thiago silva, etc have all failed against them and you cannot say these defenders aren't the best in the world. your triumvirate in market value is more than £500m, why would you expect smalling alone to beat them before he becomes top tier? |
sinizia:blame the ninjas...... you cannot hold me responsible for the actions of some miscreants! Ely and Coog also had problems of Dark being accused of swaying, etc. I'm not saying that some don't end cleanly, but they usually generate a lot of controversies.that incident also had nothing to do with me. after my verse, i didn't even say jack on the battle thread until the next day. most battles end cleanly. |
AdeLaNa1:he's already there..... smalling embarrasses opposition strikers week in week out. he had rondon in his pocket throughout & he's the sole reason we have been super-tidy in the defence. if he's better with the ball, he would be one of the top 3 CBs in the world as things stand. his aerial dominance these days is second to none and he's by far the best CB in the premier league. raumdeuter:arsenal have a game in hand, if they concede tomorrow, your argument falls flat in its face. tread carefully, mr bundesliga! ![]() |
smalling has done it again......
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tearoses:very soon.... you shall get an invite! ladygogo:it's so good to hear from you. i was starting to worry - i thought you travelled to jupiter! ![]() |
AdeLaNa1:they will destroy city & united. |
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