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Sometimes I wonder how in the name of bleep some one will be a gay but when girl chop my guy money eh he started thinking about dating a guy... Me spend my money on girl that have not yet married. Nope no way. My mama wrapper for family house don dey wash small small so I gat to spend on her joor cause for now she is the only female I can run bankrupt for...

Benita27:
1. Anyone could be late for an event, call it a date or whatever.

2. They're Indecisive.
Your male counterparts are the worse, you all use and dump women the moment you see a pussy you've not gone into, meanwhile you've promised your gfs heaven and earth.

3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich.
We still don't need T.B Joshua to tell us that both sex love money, op wouldn't mind trading his gf for some financially stable sugar mummy.

4. They're Both At The Receiving End.
I thought you guys are also at the receiving End, else why should you invite a lady to your house when you're not at the receiving end?.

5. They Easily Suspect A Person And Jump To Conclusion.
Same point is applicable to the guys...once they notice there's another guy you're always chatting with they get suspicious with series of accusations.

Mitcheew!.

Yo I neva said all girls do this and some guys are guilty. Yes. But gals are more of the culprit in this situation which I can attest to... And to the sugar mum part. Spoiler I am financially stable for anything and even if am not I see no reason to go for a sugar mum when I can work out there and pick a young chick but girls are more guilty when the pros and cons are being weighed!!!

Similarities between Nigerian girls and Nigerian police – You may call this female bashing post, but that does not stop it’s the bitter truth in its unclothed-ness.
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.
Without wasting time. Now let’s analyze what these people share in common


1. Late Coming Attitude:
If there’s a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the police to come take charge, they will come immediately the robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost driving you out of the eatery or hotel


2. They Are Indecisive:
Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make them let go off you. They same people will later reach an agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and they must have sworn with their lives that only death can separate them. The same ladies will dump your a$$ for a guy the barely know probably because of his financial standings


3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich:
We don’t need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich, they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku


4. They Are Both At Receiving End:

Just we know that our policemen men are always at the receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do the same. So are many ladies too.


5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion:
I guess you might have at a point in time been hara$$ed by policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains on you. Take for example, you drove your pop’s car and policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing flirtatious messages

Source:http://www.mvpconnect.co/2016/11/similarities-between-nigerian-girls-and.html

Cc:lalasticlala,rocktation,farano,mynd44.

Nice dogs. Really need to get mine btw

Oooh that's so cute. You will get your reward for saving that kitten and don't worry about the claws k just trust the cat and all the mice in your house are far away. Don't over feed. Let it be agile not lazy or else it will steal over time.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]it will be ok.[/color]

okay if that's your dream or better still wish.

Babzilla:
Nigerians are not exactly accomodating last time I checked

Yep I know but I still think Nigerians are the best in that aspect though.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9900]no,ive already long decided on kenya[/color]

No offence or racism though but I don't think you will want to be in the land of weird stuff cause with experience if you don't have the cash to throw around then you will be thrown around...siberia or Nigeria is where I will suggest cause xenophobia is still in some parts of south africa!

[quote author=Babzilla post=51344506][/quote]cmon bro that pics ain't gat chill

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9900]haha that's ok .cuz I'd like Real African man.
But not for a green card
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He he you see all the aforementioned was just for fancy you can take me... Am quite yours... #JustJoking. I love my life here cause no place like home though the police man that stop me yesterday went scott free sha upon all the court thingy saga... #NigeriaForYou

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71] American. Black/African American[/color]

Be careful with what you put her ooo cause some of these guys are seriously looking for way to get over there cause its like they are hooked with the country's recession especially that one that is trying to put his email already... #JustSaying.

haryomikun:
OP, you're a but wring on many counts.

Olu maintain released a few hit songs after yahooze. Catch cold and Enough Effizy

Bigiano released an average hit titled Chillin'

Kelly handsome released Like play like play which was a big hit.

Iye gunmadu ooo ooo
omoge you go kill person ooo.
Omo like play like play eeeee!

Mad melon and mountain black had another hit song. I don forget the title sha

Cc lalasticlala

Yo I propelled this thread on facts.

Firstly no other of their release had more airplay as the aforementioned.

Secondly they are one hit wonders which automatically states that those were the music that made them popular and no other of their music had such toll on them.

Vey soon AIT will start keeping up with the ikeji's

I see davido daughter loking at her like paddy mi see u jare

Caseless:
must you state your tribe?

Yep to show am not igbo cause it seems here you comment by your tribe and its achievements.

thesicilian:
Ego
Lade
I no dey shame
Overkilling (+ the remix which I actually prefer)
Come sun, come rain
***
Too many hits to be on a one hit wonder list

Those that you mentioned is for music lover because an average music person did not hear most of the aforementioned.

thesicilian:
Replace Djinee with Sky B. If you actually agree he had many other hits, then he doesn't deserve to be on your list, in the same way that 2face had many hits and yet African Queen overshadows them all.
Sky B's only hit was "Am Calling" but it seems nobody has picked his call since then

Its been posted bro and adding another number contradicts the topic beside I will like to hear another of djinee music that was more than ego.

thesicilian:
Replace Djinee with Sky B

Why

If you don't know any of this music or dance to them then you are a modern indomie and cornflakes generation.
And to those that know them kudoz to you. We be mate!

Source: http://gossip.imedia.ng/11-forgotten-nigerian-one-hit-wonders/


Cc:Lalasticlala. Mynd44

11. Djinee – Ego


We can’t ever forget DJinee and his hit single, “Ego’ that was played at most weddings and proposals. Although Djinee released other hits, his Ego still continued to overshadow them all.

10. Mad Melon and Mountain Black – Danfo Driver

Who can’t recall Danfo driver? That song is still a classical hit as far as Danfo drivers are concerned. Unfortunately, the duo who once ruled the Galala airwaves just couldn’t keep up with other fast rising singers.

9. Konga – Baby Konga


Konga came and dealt us all a blow with his hit song ‘Baby Konga’ but faded to oblivion just when we thought he was about to start running the entertainment industry.

8. Marvelous Benji – New Dance


The ‘Swoor’ king of the early 2000, Marvelous almost gave Daddy Shoki a run for his money after releasing his hit ‘New Dance’, but unfortunately that was to be the only hit to be heard from him.

7. Kelly Handsome – Too Much Money

It’s been over seven years since the “Too Much Money” was released by Kelly in his album, ‘Too Much Money’. The song enjoyed airplay nationally but it seems Kelly’s maga wasn’t enough to pay as his other songs just couldn’t make the top 15.

6. Jazzman Olofin – Raise D Roof

Everybody’s favourite song as at that time. Jazzman came and Jazzed the nation with his hit banger ‘Raise D Roof’ but his Jazz couldn’t work for him with his other songs. Raise D Roof still remains his hit song till date.

5. W4 – Kontrol

When W4 released this song in 2010, virtually everybody slept on it, and it was the biggest song in the country enjoying massive airplay during that period partly because of the national fuel crisis as at that time. He has released other songs but they haven’t been as catchy as Kontrol

4. TY Bello – Greenland

Photographer TY Bello also shot to limelight with her 2008 hit, Greenland played across the waves in Nigeria. She also released her album The Future four years later but Greenland still overshadowed it

3. Jodi – Kuchi Kuchi


Singer Jodi released her ballad Kuchi Kuchi a baby-inspired Zouk song at the tail end of 2010. The song which exudes innocence and is extremely melodic in its delivery and style was described as soulful, artsy and simply African by many music critics.

After that nothing was heard of from Jodi anymore

2. Olu Maintain – Yahooze

Yes! He released other songs after Yahooze, but they just couldn’t compete in the stiff limelight with other music productions.
Yahooze was the only hit Olu ever produced after his signing to Kenny’s music

1.Bigiano - Shayo Master

Bigiano made his debut as a solo artiste in 2009 with the release of his monster hit, ‘Shayo’ before shayoing away. The singer in an interview explained the reason behind his absence saying he deliberately took a break in a bid to repackage his brand and be able to offer much more to his fans.
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According to him he couldn’t handle the fame that came with ‘Shayo’ came and deliberately made the decision to go off the scene in 2011.

While some artistes have been able to churn out hits after hits, others have courted fame with just one hit and faded to oblivion.
And although they might have released singles after their hits, it just wasn’t going to pull through and over shadow their one time banger.
Everything from hip-hop, to Galala, hits by TY Bello, Olu Maintain, Konga and pop classics by Djinee and Jodi.

We will go true them and see the ones we have missed. Enjoy!

Wow really bad but all in all RRS are really doing a good work in lagos. The man should be ready to either loose his car or pay a fine higher than the cost of his car. That is government worker for pete sake