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Fashion / How Much Covering Does A Lady Need? by CoolDave(m): 7:01pm On Jul 27, 2006
[b]I'm so curious to know how much covering is decent for a lady,I sometimes get fascinated at the sight of ladies that claim they have tops on but all the hidden are there for all to see,a new trend--did I say new? are the ladies you see in banks that go with micros,imagine one with a micro was trying to get a booklet over the counter the other day at Wuse Zone 6 branch of Oceanic Bank,I'm specific 'cos of my concern,I could lay a bet of 5 million that she was wearing a white p, t, s with lacy embroidries on it,the amusing thing is,there is a slight slit along the seam of the skirt,I guess that must be as a result of the pressure applied at the seam by her body,which is inversely proportional to the retaining force applied by the thread used for the skirt---Hookes' law!!!
Ladies,it is either you talk to the indecent ones or you all declare a nude week for hungry eyes to have a field, week, don't get the eyes of hungry guys poking out of their skulls.
My question remains,and responses are welcome from all ,especially from ladies that like to flaunt what they've got.[/b]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by CoolDave(m): 6:11pm On Jun 07, 2006
Na was for u guys oo,Iam this I studied that, what a waste of brains, don't u for once think where this would be used or how it could be used, Imagine,I am romeo ,I studied Juliet, u guys must be very hungry for white collar jobs, u are the problems we have in this nation---All the best to , I am Lagbaja,I studied Tamedo, grin
Romance / Re: How To Make Her Feel Like A Woman by CoolDave(m): 7:14pm On Jun 03, 2006
Glodave,are you Hausa?Ypruba or Ibo? well,I happen to know about lawsuits,u don't dare threaten me with all that,I am about getting my wig,I still remain bent on the accusation that you stole my name,now my heart has been stolen and for your information,you are the prime suspect!!! cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Do Ladies Enjoy Chatting With Guys Online? by CoolDave(m): 7:04pm On Jun 03, 2006
Iv always wondered if ladies love to chat with guys online,all I ever get is robots and not real ladies.How can I get the real ladies to chat with? Note ,I love to discuss the welfare of humankind,love romance and chat dirty atimes how can I get people--I ,mean ladies of like mind?
Romance / Re: How To Get A Man to Kiss You? by CoolDave(m): 6:50pm On Jun 03, 2006
OK ,OK ladies and Gentlemen---[i](As if you guys portrayed the mien characters of L & G)[/i]well, @Lady that needs to be kissed,it seems to me that this is not your first time of being kissed,the question was just to pull the legs of those with hot lips and ,  but you are having fun aren't you?
@pro-make the first move----No wonder guys don't want to smell the foul breath you offer for free.
@Against making the first move---If you are that truthful,you'll enjoy your guy when eventually he decides to taste the juice offered in the heavens.I suggest Kissing to be a special gift you should give to your guy on the altar.I'm sure my Grandma is applauding my suggestion.
@Bad guys---why taste the pudding while on the hot plate?You'll get your tongue all burnt.
@Me,Myself & I---I truly wish I could kiss my lady but I have made a covenant with my eyes not to look at the succulent lips of the most beautiful lady in the whole wide world-(My Darling sweetheart)
In summary,@sexy_nes,your id suggests some thoughts of Bleep,have you ever tried kissing a coke bottle?It shows you ways of acheiving the most romantic&ecstatic feeling,if you are this hungry for a kiss,please buy the content and the bottle.Cheers
[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] cheesy
Education / Re: Any Scholarship Or Grant Winners Here? by CoolDave(m): 7:20pm On Jun 02, 2006
Female consultant,
You seem to know some few things about this,may I know what body you work for?or are you on your own?
You might have yourself a client.
But you have to be real good to win me though.
Bye
Education / Re: Any Scholarship Or Grant Winners Here? by CoolDave(m): 7:58am On May 19, 2006
Hey guys---no qualms at all,Chevening form's been postponed to the first week in June, Let's grab the Spirit,never let go ,one will click someday and BANG! we are there!!! all da best guys. cheesy
Education / Re: Any Scholarship Or Grant Winners Here? by CoolDave(m): 7:34pm On May 15, 2006
Commonwealth's result will be out in June/July  but dear brother,don't pack your eggs in one basket--I met the lady in charge of the "Education" section,she gave the same advice,so move on,get the British Chevening form at the British Council,Its hot so go grab it.
Waiting for the result too.
PTDF just axed me three weeks ago shocked,nice one,best two from non-oil-producing States,3 from oil producing, and preference for ladies.
E go beta sha grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Online Relationships by CoolDave(m): 7:29pm On May 15, 2006
Alright Eveseh,no qualms,all I know is it doesnt hurt one bit,if u are on,Im game and we'll set the ball rolling.
Any lady wanna play with me? meetcooldave@yahoo.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Online Relationships by CoolDave(m): 4:31pm On May 13, 2006
Evesh[color=#000099][/color],Im inviting you to come along and let's start one.
We'l have stories for the guys in this forum,what do you say? kiss
Education / Re: Any Scholarship Or Grant Winners Here? by CoolDave(m): 3:38pm On May 13, 2006
One is out now it's called British Chevening Scholarship,takes good care of your studies and welfare,get the form at the Brtish council here in Abuja or in Lagos,don't miss it,all the best!!! kiss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by CoolDave(m): 3:15pm On May 13, 2006
Hey guys,what is going on here---I studied this ,I studied that, blablabla, if u want statistics,visit any University or Polytechnic. Is there a moderator?gathering the info?
what would you want to use the courses for? Are you getting info for a non-govermental Organisation trying to hit the government with rate of Unemployment in the country? My dear Lady (Computer Scientist--There are better things to do than embarking on projects without aim or goals).
If you need my words ,I'll tell you you have started well,but think of the way it will help others and make them work on their own--We the young graduates should start to think of ways of settling down on our own instead of labouring to get a job or stuffs like that.
I am open to criticism,and comments---reach me @ adams2eve2002@yahoo.com lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How To Make Her Feel Like A Woman by CoolDave(m): 7:07pm On May 12, 2006
glodave,Im sure I have something against u.Why cant I flow with ur ways and reasoning,probably because u stole my name. cry
How would u want to be treated anyway?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Online Relationships by CoolDave(m): 7:01pm On May 12, 2006
Rhodalyn,have u ever tried one? I believe you will have a change of heart when u meet the wao guy--we guys are different u know,but I'll advice that ladies should play the game by ear,what u see is what u get. kiss
Consider this as a vacancy anouncement---Im on and ready for u ladies that needs to try things out with guys.(Talk of the DEVIL!) cool

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