₦airaland Forum

Northerners how market

tinnymerit:
It's expensive.
Burying site for dead body now cost btw 1.8m to 2.5m depends on the location.

In which country pls?

Unclebayo:
Hello fellow nairalanders,

There’s this issue that have been giving me trouble mind recently about my girlfriend.

So I just got a girlfriend 10 days ago , me and the girl have been friends for almost 2 month before asking her out.

. The first issue that’s giving concern about the girl is that I’m a Christian and she’s a Muslim , she always tells me that her parents use to warn her severally not to date a Christian or someone she can’t marry.

I sat her down to talk about this but it seems she has already fell in love with me and the only response I get from her is “Let’s continue”.

I know both of us are still young but I don’t want to waste my time and resources over something that will end in tears for me.

I told my best friend about this but his response was “did you want to marry her before, keep fucking yourselves till you depart “

I don’t want to follow this advise because the girl is too innocent for that. She also has a worst experience with her ex that I’ve promised her it won’t happen again.

The second one is her past really bothers me a lot to be sincere with you people. She only had sex once according to her but that one time sex lead her to using p*stinor and other stuffs.

I play maturity immediately she told me but to be sincere here she’s too young for that and I’m concern.

Can I move on and tell break up with her please I need advice .

I know she’ll be hurt like hell if I did but I need to protect my dignity too…. Thanks family

A word of caution...
Leave her alone, I dont want to go further.

Fulani are very heartless...
Those who are seeing this as a northern issue should think again

Paper weight politician.
Peter obi made a mistake of choosing you as his Vp...
You can even won a Federal Constituency election let alone a single state

Nukilia:
You will never see protests in the North against these killers. I am of the opinion that there is a spell on this nation.

Americans cannot be losing their lives like this without the state declaring emergency on such killers. Within 48hrs, all security in the country would be on standby till the perpetrators are caught.

Before the paid APC bots start foaming all over this post, know that an average life is worthless to the political class.

FG hahve been engaging spoilt religious leaders to tell their followers that protest of any form is against the teaching of religion. So they should be prayful so that God will intervene

Glimpsetv:
Summary:
A househelp was caught stealing her madam’s dollars, hiding some inside a cream container and others in her sanitary pad, shocking many after being forced to reveal them.

It was later discovered that the total amount she stole was 300 dollars.

Create new moniker with the name summaryNG

Nnamdipapa:
Ok, today I was out to do an oil change and decided to branch by my favorite Afghani store where I usually buy provisions when in the vicinity. Now, I came across an organic crate of egg for $16.99, 30 medium sized eggs in a crate.
Now, I remembered I spoke with a friend in Lagos last week who priced a similar crate of egg at 6000Naira, Yes ! you heard me right! 6000Naira! Folks in Nigeria do not know how good they have it Living in Nigeria so next time you complain about Nigeria, remember a fresh organic crate of egg goes for N6000 and things are way cheaper in Nigeria compared to the western countries.

So, there is something that should make one happy living in Nigeria
I am waiting on pins and needles for the minimum wage crew.

How much are you earning weekly/monthly compare to your folks in 9ja?

I read all the comments as expected no northerner has insulted Niger state governor for this well thought collaboration, but If any southern governor do the same thing... it may even lead to 2nd civil war in 9ja!

Fulani doesn't forgive, so whenever you attacked bandits among them... make sure you are always on guard to defend yourself

And finally the stuupid journalist who caused it fled the country

Fiscus105:
If you meet all of these Okada men on the road, which of them you will allow to carry you to your destination and why?

Me, I will choose 'B' because it is the least clueless among them.

Whereis Balablu

Ok, tell us how many billions those 108 senators spent on order to be where they are.

Hypocrites will not call this one an attempt to Islamize Abia

APC ward chairman of Atakwanyo ward in Gwadabawa LG Sokoto.
Weldone Nigerian security

Efcc is becoming an attack dog

thesolosister:
Last year September, I finally ticked Turkey off my bucket list. I’m a Nigerian women from Port Harcourt, and I had been saving for almost a year for this trip. My main goal was to explore Istanbul and taste their food I always saw on YouTube.

The visa process was not too stressful because I applied early. I booked a cheap Airbnb near Sultanahmet Square so I could walk to most tourist spots.

On my first morning, I visited the Blue Mosque, architecture is out of this world. Then I got lost in the Grand Bazaar (and I didn’t mind at all 😅). I bought a handmade scarf for my mum and some Turkish delights that almost finished before I came back.

My favorite part of the trip was the Bosphorus cruise at sunset. Sitting on the deck, watching the city lights reflect on the water, and hearing the call to prayer in the background… it felt magical.

One funny thing is "a shop owner thought I was from Brazil until I told him I was Nigerian". He smiled and said, “Nigeria... Good football” 😂

Honestly, Istanbul is a place I would visit again. If you love history, food, and shopping, just go. You won’t regret it.

Wow nice one.
Can you tell me how much you spent everything inclusive?

T2 abi Tinubu 2term

Putinofrussia:
So also is 100k in 2006 cannot buy what 8k can buy in 1987.


In1990, a 50k bag of rice cost N350.

In 2006, a 50kg bag of rice in Nigeria cost ₦6,000.


In 2025,a 50k bag of rice cost N70,000.
Let us do the maths.

6000 divided by 350 gives ~ 17.

70,000 divided by 6000 gives ~ 11.6= 12(approx)


Comparing the two with the space of 16 and 19 years,Tinubu has done better because price went up 17 times in 1990 (space of 16 years to 2006) even with the fraudulent Fuel Subsidy.

In 2025,with the removal of the fraudulent Fuel Subsidy,price only went up approximately,12 times (and things are still coming down exponentially, we pray)



Kudos to President Tinubu for having got the gut to make these hard decisions that brings prosperity to Nigerians soonest..

May your life be like Tinubu's administration.
Say amen

This south western government is only good in inflicting pain to Nigerians

Airport security ahould have arrest him not to allowed him stay anywhere near the plane.

This chairman sound more like politician.

Auxtan:
My salesgirl understands my business to the point I am considering to just make her my family.

I don't do an easy business and I am looking to scale, which means someone that understands this business is vital for that to happen and preferably a family member.

Now I am thinking of marrying her and also in the process leaving the relationship/dating market that is a distraction.

I don't have issues whatsoever with this my salesgirl in terms of character and even accountability, she's just perfect in those aspects, but my problem is her age.

Right now, I am just thinking of taking this decision of killing 2 birds with a stone might just be the best for me, one is settling down and two is marrying someone that understands my business.

Is a 29 year old man too big for an 18 year old girl? What's the general public perception of it?

PS: For the main time, I haven't made moves on her. But my interviews on her so far shows she's not looking to enter the high institution anytime soon (probably due to funds). But if I become comfortable with the age gap that is my major concern, I'd make moves on her and see if it will be possible. I'm trying to assess general views on marrying girls in their teen like her.

I see nothing wrong with seeking her hand in marriage since she checked all the boxes.
I have being married for years without any issue despite similar age difference.

yomi007k:
From a medical perspective, when one dies it only takes some time before the other will die too unless an emergency separation can happen plus alot of great medications and equipment to stabilize the living one.

Well said!
Check my comment above

Dogalmighty17:
Considering that they have separate hearts, brains and lungs, what happens when one dies?

I watched documentary about conjoined twins by Dr. Micheal Baden, check it on YouTube.
Those twins dead the same day but different time, after autopsy it was figured out that they can be separated without any issue,what really connect then was just a tissue!
Technology of that time doesn't favour them.

Search it. It's very interesting

dederocs:
Abuja deserves a special crack team squad, those terrorists from the north are infiltrating the city.

Terrorists fron the north se and sw

tuzeriouz:
clearly looking underage and probably has no idea of what the bag comprises

Ok Barrister weldone.

Angelfrost:
Nah... Let's not muddle facts please.

The death of the entire Middle class was the classic doing of Muhammadu Buhari's clueless 8 years in office.


Tinubu's role in enabling that travesty of leadership can't be denied tho.

Defending their failure/tribal man as usal

Anything is better than this current disaster

They will not succeed

Any ticket without Atiku and Peter Obi will not be acceptable by thr Northerners

Softmirror:
Tell me precisely.

I can't, but kidnapping here is almost on a daily basis. Some areas are even paying tax to bandits.