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Politics › Re: Emulate Yusuf Buhari - Ibrahim Hassan Advises Seyi Tinubu by Coolgent(m): 8:21pm On May 02, 2025
Babamide:
Yoruba people are senseless. Small thing, they would be shouting "do you know who my father is?"
A Yoruba person cannot live under the radar, if small money or position enter them hand, everyone must know and feel it.
I am fully Yoruba before you come for me abeg.
You are absolutely right!
For 8 years majority of Nigerians doesn't know who is Yusuf Buhari unlike this son of agbero
Politics › Re: Emulate Yusuf Buhari - Ibrahim Hassan Advises Seyi Tinubu by Coolgent(m): 8:20pm On May 02, 2025
With a father like Tinubu don't expect decent kids
Politics › Re: Afenifere Slams NANS Factional Leader Over Allegations Against Seyi Tinubu by Coolgent(m): 8:17pm On May 02, 2025
Shame on you dirty old man
Politics › Re: NANS President Isah: "Seyi Tinubu's Thugs Beat Me For Rejecting ₦100M Bribe" by Coolgent(m): 8:05pm On May 02, 2025
They are the most incompetent president ever, Obasanjo now Bola Tinubu
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks Are Seeing Their Earnings Decline, And It Could Get Worse by Coolgent(m): 7:52pm On May 02, 2025
What do you expect from thirfnubu government
Islam › Re: Why Lying, When What Has Been Destined Will Surely Be? by Coolgent(m): 7:42pm On May 02, 2025
Emma1Oj:
Millions of pple lied to get to the position they are today..

Lies at times help to make things fast and avoid some punishment and challenge.

Ask Tinubu and Akpabio.. They will explain beta.
And what is awaiting them may be terrible
Politics › Re: Tinubu Heads To Katsina For Two-day Visit by Coolgent(m): 2:59pm On May 02, 2025
No amount of persuasion will make northerners vote for you again
Politics › Re: N71.2bn Out Of N100bn Disbursed For Student Loan Diverted – ICPC by Coolgent(m): 2:55pm On May 02, 2025
Na Tinubu be the president o
Politics › Re: CAN Condemns Media Blackmail Targeting Seyi Tinubu by Coolgent(m): 2:27pm On May 02, 2025
bixton:
CAN of the Northern region are more concerned about the blackmail of Seyi Tinubu than the CAN of Southern Region.....

What does that tell you?
Stomach infrastructure
Health › Re: Why Did I Ejaculate During Examination At Covenant University? by Coolgent(m): 2:06pm On May 02, 2025
grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time
I have experienced similar thing during exam when i was in ss2 ss3
Education › Re: Would You Pay ₦1.3 Million For Pre-Kindergarten? (Photo) by Coolgent(m): 2:03pm On May 02, 2025
Development levy?
Can someone tell me what is it for?
Politics › Re: Who Is Best Senate President Since 1999? by Coolgent(m): 1:46pm On May 02, 2025
Abubakar Bukola Saraki
Politics › Re: Poverty Isn’t A Crime. It Could Be A Virtue Of God - Godswill Akpabio by Coolgent(m): 1:42pm On May 02, 2025
Most incompetent senate president
Politics › Re: Sanusi Hosts El-Rufai At His Palace by Coolgent(m): 1:24pm On May 02, 2025
mynd1:
Allah Ya ja zamanin sarki SLS...
Amin Hajiya.
Weldone
Politics › Re: Defections Widely Exaggerated, Add No Electoral Value - El-Rufai by Coolgent(m): 1:23pm On May 02, 2025
Only core politicians will believe you
Education › Re: Would My Children Be Good In Maths? by Coolgent(m): 1:22pm On May 02, 2025
Hop3:
All they need is good teachers doesn't matter if the parents know maths or not.
You are right, my colleague wife doesn't have any formal education but all her daughters/son are performing wonderfully well than his academic Dr wife
Foreign Affairs › Re: Captain Ibrahim Traoré: The Soldier Selling Africa False Hope by Coolgent(m): 1:18pm On May 02, 2025
Bola Tinubu sponsored advert
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Opposition: Don’t Blame Me For Inability To Manage Your Affairs by Coolgent(m): 9:03am On May 02, 2025
Most wicked president ever!
May God not allow you to continue with your evil agenda
Politics › Re: Defections: Oborevwori, Omo-agege Battle For Delta APC Leadership by Coolgent(m): 9:02am On May 02, 2025
According to APC constitution serving Governor is the leader
Health › Re: Man Confronts Northerner For Washing Coconut With Gutter Water (video/photos) by Coolgent(m): 9:01am On May 02, 2025
Very dirty man like south western people undecided
Politics › Re: Defection: Politicians Who Joined APC & Their EFCC Probes Were Discontinued by Coolgent(m): 8:50am On May 02, 2025
Rutherford2019:
Why is there no northern Muslim among those tried by EFCC?
Even those tried are politically motivated
Oga bigot, ask Efcc chairman
Politics › Re: Tompolo Endorses President Tinubu For Second Term, Declares Fubara Will Return by Coolgent(m): 5:47pm On Apr 30, 2025
Militant has spoken
Politics › Re: ‘I’m Not Joining Atiku’s Coalition’ – Yobe Governor, Buni by Coolgent(m): 5:45pm On Apr 30, 2025
Apc agbero food don land
Politics › Re: 2027 Presidency: A North Vs South Contest? by Coolgent(m): 11:35am On Apr 28, 2025
The contest is between Tunibu Vs Nigerians
Politics › Re: Why I Always Thank President Tinubu – Gov Sule by Coolgent(m): 8:51pm On Apr 27, 2025
helinues:
Are you or your family going through the suffering enacted by this government?
Your family members too are suffering, keep on deceiving yourself
Politics › Re: FG Declares Bola Tinubu Int'l Airport As Alternative To Nnamdi Azikwe Airport by Coolgent(m): 12:46pm On Apr 27, 2025
RichBoy247:
Tinubu dey deal with this core Northerners. No one can do this ecept JAGABAN the god of Politics
Calmly wait for the outcome
Politics › Re: Governor Oborevwori, All Major Stakeholders in Delta Defect From PDP To APC by Coolgent(m): 12:41pm On Apr 27, 2025
You will be shocked with what will happen in APC before 2027 election
Crime › Re: Police Arrests 40-year Old Woman Over Rape Of 12-year Old Pupil In Bauchi by Coolgent(m): 11:22pm On Apr 24, 2025
For the north to be free from all sort of atrocities it most ban Almajira school
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Tagged Her Ex-boyfriend On A Facebook Post Twice... by Coolgent(m): 11:12pm On Apr 24, 2025
CrisNews:
My Girlfriend went for a wedding and posted pictures from the event and I notice she Tagged her Ex-Boyfriend on the Facebook Post. On Easter, yesterday she also tag him on her post!

Should I confront her because I feel like something is wrong somewhere?

Advise me on what to do please
Run for your life!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Was Packaged By The Elite, He Had 10 Suvs In His Convoy - Sowore by Coolgent(m): 10:54pm On Apr 24, 2025
Jagabanarmy:
For a better Nigeria, please vote for Sowore in 2027.. He's the best..We don't need old politicians in Aso Rock
Sowore my foot!
Politics › Re: Kano, Katsina, Jigawa Get 2-hr Power Supply Daily by Coolgent(m): 8:10am On Apr 24, 2025
It serve them right. Vote for emilokam again!

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