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MrsBreezy: Haha are you really good at football? Sure you could always apply... I'm sure it's not that hard...

Lol come visit me and show me your abstracts

Hmm things like what oo

yea, I believe m quite gud at soccer. Ts actuali dat hard. Hehhehehe, wana c my abstracts, hmmm, u'd b blown away. Ts natin actuali, jst kip d gist fresh nd yummy for me

Return waytin. If I hear

MrsBreezy: Hmm her parents won't let her fly to Paris for the day :-/ so she's just coming for dinner...

Awh hot Joe is going to be a lawyer soon. Are you excited?

u bet ayam. Thou I'd rada b playin professional football somwhere in d U.K. Dat way I could easily cum visit u in Ireland. Ts al gee thou. Seems like y'all gona b havin fun. Don't do anytin u won't tell me o

MrsBreezy: Haha yeah... we're all October babies so.. And Michelle isn't coming :-/

Hehehe come now... you can hold all our shopping bags and purses. We need a big man like yourself to protect us na

Hmm would be lawyer. So you haven't saved someone's asss from jail yet?

lolz, big man ke, skinny ass me. Waow, y is Michelle not cumin na. Y'all will do just fine. Not per say, dropped a few tip or two on hw, but can't defend no one, have to b called to d bar 1st

Sarimah: u did...

hian, ur mouthed

MrsBreezy: Haha yeah I do... well if you could just be in Paris by the 26th of October to help us shop that would be great.

No law cases for ya?

heheheheh, none at all. M a would-be-lawyer, not a lawyer. Octb26 uh, hmmm, I'd be very far from PAris jare, shop well al d same, I trust ur in gud hands. Khadi, nd michelle luk more dan capable

Sarimah: lol..wat nau?

na u boo her nd me abi

MrsBreezy: Haha Awh baby joe. Ill pray for the day your voice breaks for ya

I'm going to goo shopping and I've to book a dinner with the girls and our flight for our birthday shopping sigh and you?

seems like u gat a lot on ya plate. Me, m on hols, so m jst basically resting. I'll b here wit u al tru, nd help u do al d shopin, in wateva way I can

Sarimah: *drags my butt close to his mouth*

Oya open ya mouth

eew, go-rrrrroossssssss

Sarimah: how can I laff at mrsbreezy's boo?

hian, u don come o

MrsBreezy: Hehehe oh yeah... you haven't heard my voice either nah it's pretty normal.

Hmm well when I find out ill compare and contrast and tell you

no mind me jor. I have quite a tiny voice, olmost girlish, quite embarasin I must say. I wish for a deep obama lyk baritone. So wats d ish for today, still havin fun on/wit ya bed?

Sarimah: cos I'm happy

ts well, ur laughin at me abi

MrsBreezy: His voice just turns me on like I can't understand it. It's like silk even when he says dirty stuff... it takes me to cloud nine. It's so sexy

If only my bed could speak like him. But then yu fellas wouldn't be needed then

hmM, u obviously haven't heard my voice. Heeheheh, don't mind me. Nafin can b compared wit d real deal, absolutely nafin

MrsBreezy: Hmm it's very imitate. My bed is extremely seductive.

You know the singer / rapper - The Weekend.

His voice is like hmmm wow. The Things I want to do to his voice

yea, bin hearing a lot about him of late, dey say he's real gud, not had a taste though. Tell me, ts d intimate part I like d most

MrsBreezy: Lol no. I was telling you, Hot Joe (pfttt bleeping autocorrect) that my bed and I are having an affair. Omygosh do you know who had the sexiest voice alive

lolz, hmm, tell me al abou d affair. Who's voice is dat?

MrsBreezy: Hehe Good morning to you too. Well Hot John my bed and I are having a seexual affair this beautiful morning

ur bed is "hot john"? a sexual affair dis fine morning. Pls tell me all about t

Sarimah: lmao

y r u laughing

MrsBreezy: Hehe of course I do #baeforlife

o boo, ur here. Awwa u, gud e mawnin, m sure my day will go well, since my fineapple is here wit me

iceberylin: ..
ŃŐ ŚPŐĨĹ MŶ PÁČĶÁĞĔ Ő

Ĕ ĞÁ ÁŴÚ,ŐĞßĔŶĔ ßÚŔÚ amusu

amusu uh, u b ijaw man ney?

MrsBreezy: Exactly. Haha especially when she's in a higher class. Lol this isn't Romeo and Juliet.

so baby, u don't luv me back? #sadmuch

Sarimah baby, won't u come nd woo me. Infact u don't have to sef, my ansa is YES

Girl846: dissappointed and SMH at most of the ladies' responses!!

As for me, I would be greatly honoured to find a guy that has managed to go against the tide and remain a virgin till marriage (very rare though). I'm very sure we'll have sooo much fun practicing at it and getting good together

ur "disappointed" at/wit someone's opinion, abi preference. So becos u like fanta, make me I no cum like coke abi. Dat shit u wrote is quite annoyin to read, drink ur fanta, I drink my coke. Don't cum nd tell me dat ur disappointed dat I lyk coke yle u lyk fanta. D points in ur latter paragraphs r al valid thou.

Sarimah: missed me?? How strange!

wats strange about t

MrsBreezy: Oh wow. I know like five so... I'm grand.

Hmm it's okay. Ill come visit. Once.

dat will b so nice. I can't wait

Sarimah: thanks

sarimah maluv, awwa u. V missed u o

MrsBreezy: so you won't even visit me . Okay. It's all G

Hmm lol how many states in Nigeria.?

dere r 36 states in naija, den an FCT(abuja). Wen d tym cums, one way or oda, dere shall b a visitation

chibwike: where are doz handsome dudes, naijaboiy, Tallesty, Neldrizzy, cooljoe, valmunich and d rest dat re here. I knw a girl must have wooed you in one way or the other, come share jare, though i'd soon share mine..lets have fun. Lol

who told dis one dat ayam m handsome. Yes a gal once stylishly asked me out a yle ago bu I no get d strength to type am here. I roll wit some real fresh nd funny boys, so me d quiet one rarely gets noticed. But every now nd den sha, I get a compliment or two

MrsBreezy: Hmm where's Bayelsa? You'll come to Lagos yeah?

so u even know Lagos. Bayelsa is a state in Nigeria, nd dats where m from. Lagos uh, hmmm, we'd cross dat bridge wen we get to t

MrsBreezy: Lol I've to visit this ijaw place very soon. Hehehe yamfuyamfu funny word.

I can't wait to see you too. Where exactly are you?

m in port harcourt and Bayelsa. Just here nd dere. Aw ur day been

MrsBreezy: Hahah okay. Added to the list of stuff to eat when I come to Nigeria.

Lol I loooove fish tho

m an ijaw boy. So u have a lot to be smiling about. We get am for fish yamfuyamfu(plenty plenty). Can't wait to c ya in naija

Kachisbarbie: nahh...They are not up to 100 under JHC. I did a google search way back. It gave me 82names,and I bought all(not @once). I have 64 hard copies - that's because some people kept borrowing without returning them.
I read only JHC, any other book I read, is just random - I won't even remember the author let alone the name...lol.
I finished all the JHC books in 2011. Since then, I haven't gotten another fav author. I wanna try 'John Grisham'

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[quote author=Kachisbarbie]then I guess I've read 'em all. My fav male xter is Mark Griland(This is for real, Have dis one on me, The whiff of money). My fav female xter is Helga Rolfe(I hold d four aces, A joker in d park, An ace up my sleeve). There r oda amazing authors o. Mario Puzo(d Godfather), Robert Ludlum(d bourne trilogy)
, Sidney Sheldon(great storyteller), Dan Brown(da vinci's code), Jeffery Archer(Kane and Abel), even our our chinua Acehebe, Wole soyinka, Adiche, men great authors everywhere.

MrsBreezy: Hmm what's borley?

ts dis special delicacy, where ripe plaintain is roasted, with some roasted nd/or fried fish. Ts d best anyman can ask for. Borley for life