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MrsBreezy: Haha no no no I cannot deal with all that. I'd die lol

I've even had enof of d wooing challenge. Day 2 was nt as tight as day 1 bt ts al gud thou. Congrat to al d competitors. Cum, let's head back to dat ur thread, were we can derail in peace nd private

MrsBreezy: Omygosh no... shhhh shhh he was just joking...

lolz. Was he. I hope nt. Can't wait to c u blush

MrsBreezy: Haha what dance are we seeing out?

d wooing challenge ryte here. Seems someone wants to woo u. Give ur approval na, wat u waitin for

Penart: lets do it this way,since cooljoe has "fallen my hand",how about myself and cooljoe try to woo you,do i have your go-ahead?

me fall ur hand ke, I can't remba doing such. As for d wooing gig, I'd pass boss. Nt really my tin

MrsBreezy: The state? Their attorneys always lose everyone knows that... plus who'd want to defend me after allegedly murdering their own...

And you're dead you can't smack them love

alrite den. I'd b here and c out dis dance

MrsBreezy: Hahaha really? I really don't see how this will play out... a lawyer dying in my arms... who shall defend my innocence

d state will provide u wit an attorney. Besides nobody dares sue u. I'd rise up nd give him or her a smack

MrsBreezy: Hahaha exactly. I'd rather not have a potential dead man woo me. Thank you very much.

bu I, I just died in ur arms tonite, t must have bin something u said *in Jay Z's voice

MrsBreezy: Lol don't worry issokay. Romeo and Juliet died in the end didn't they

heheheh, dats wat William Shakespeare told us. Romeo nd Juliet, Jack and Kate, Samson nd Delilah, luv can b so tragic sha

MrsBreezy: Hahah I think.I'd die of embarrassment if someone was wooing me...

Lol if you really want to... go ahead.

shey u know m not blessed with all dese flows, dese Romeos r spitting o

MrsBreezy: Like he's such perfection. I just can't grasp it. Thank God you like him hmmm...

Lol I wish you were wooing someone tho

I couldn't agree more with u. Lolz, I wish someone was wooing u tho nd since u wana c me woo someone. Hw about I woo u

MrsBreezy: Lol a question you won't answer?

Lol I swear hehe well imma eat my ice cream and watch

pls enjoy t o. Dese boys wee not kee me. Just saw ur boo's new flame video, men, ceebeee is so so talented. Such creativity, m a big big fan

C fine boy. Nd dat range. Ormor, hustle continua

MrsBreezy: Haha why would you be jealous tho?

Lol I'm honestly speechless.

again she asks me one of dose rhetorical qstns dat make me go "waow". Men, dese boys r really repin der hood. M beyond impressed

MrsBreezy: Please tell me you see the novels these fellas are writing ha ha fair play to them

o my dear. M lost for words o. Tank God nobody is wooing u o, I'd be super jelos by now

MrsBreezy: Hmm.nah not really.

To be completely honest I've no idea. It's too jumbled up

oya na, let's just continue from whereva we meet d show. M show we'd still grab d story line

MrsBreezy: Cooljoe, it has begun. Sigh

waow. Hope I haven't missed much o. Wats bin popping

MrsBreezy: Hmm you and I really? Sure...

Hmm okays

o yes I am. R u ready for day 2 of d wooing challenge

MrsBreezy: Lol I'll disable all sports whatever...

Hmm yes but we can touch in other places my bed is for me alone

no, ur bed is for u nd me. Cum let's for day two of d wooing challenge

MrsBreezy: We do. We love each other... in fact I think the husband and I should get separate beds.. I don't like sharing my prized possessions....

Sigh. Football. I'm going to disable sky sports on the tv. Awh hehe thanks bae

we'd always find a way to watch football. No b only separate beds, na separate bedrooms. Don't u know touching touching is gud for u nd d hubby

MrsBreezy: Haha why you asking?

Hmm bed.. chores... bed.. online shopping in bed... eat in bed... shower... bed... watch movies in bed... text the bae (you) in bed... you?

u nd dis ur bed have quite a wonderful nd nice r/s. Ts bin football al day sha, though for once football tuk 2nd place nd chatin u up here on NL bin d primary fun nd company

MrsBreezy: Shoes are only a bonus ya know

hehehehe. Funny gal. Ts al gud, ts al gud. So wat u biin doing al day?

MrsBreezy: Hmmm just be yourself I guess. As long as they're nice and funny and good at making a conversation and really cute lol I'm sure they'd be fine

wat about shoes?

MrsBreezy: Omygosh I absolutely detest them useless lines Nigerians seem to hit people with. 'Youre the sugar in my tea , the cockroach in my cupboard, the chicken in my jolloff rice, the Vaseline on my lips, the cocobutter I use to rub my body'. Omygosh they piss me off sooo much

Lol I don't really like pick up lines. They usually annoy me. I'd rather they just went ' can I have your number' finished.

lolz. D/f strokes for different folks. So let's say I want to hit on u, any pointers on hw to go abou t?

MrsBreezy: Omygosh I'm so sorry. I'm completely forgot the match was on...

You should go watch it... we can always talk later...

Lol you always flatter me

I don't flatter u meluv. Don't worry, I enjoy having u here, yle watching d match also. Wats d worst nd best pick up lines u got hit wit?

MrsBreezy: Hehehe you these boys... flattery will not kill yous Abeg.

lolz, nd again she accuses me of something I dint do. O mrsbreezy baby, u made me not concentrate on my football matches all day long. What a luvly company u r

MrsBreezy: Head. They say I'm good at head. Lol ijaw boys need to learn to guess oo...

I will touch them by fire by force

lolz. Waow, now dat will b yummy. Lucky boys dey must be. Even if u touch 'em, u'd still b luvly

MrsBreezy: Hmm it's to do with my lips as well you're going to have to guess...

Haha the day I get these lips reduced

hhehehe, pls don't touch 'em, pls. O bae, v told u a million tyms, ijaw boys r bad at guessing. tell me na

MrsBreezy: Hmm yeah lol it does...

Haha you have started again. My.lips are noooormal. Nothing special. Hmm guys say I'm good at something else too

I dint start anytin jare, God started t al. Nd wats dat, dey say ur gud @?

Yankee boy, I c ur here. Hope me nd my fineapple r not boring u?

MrsBreezy: Hehehe sorry. You can have some dessert.

Hmm I don't know.. guys say so. But then guys say a lot..

guys here will stand for "guys u've kissed baa". Hmm, yea I know guys say a lot of tns, but m sure dis one is true. Dose lips alone. U must b a gud kisser

MrsBreezy: Hmm well ill be having lamb and salad and chicken. We can share...

Ohh lol are you good at kissing issit?

heheheh, I'll pass on dat. Ts gona upset my stomach. Hmm, I tink I am, but den again, dats just my opinion. Wat about u, r u gud at kissing?

MrsBreezy: Lol I don't like cake so you can have it all...

Hmm I asked first...

nooooo. I'll have wateva ur having. T meant my kissing skill set