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Crime / Re: I Bought 15 Cars, Built 4 Houses With My Human Parts Business – 67-Year-Old Man by coolpunk30(m): 9:49pm On Oct 15, 2017
Nathan2016:
Wait,

what is the sentence for ritualist in this country, by now they should be given the ropes....

is getting too much

Me when i see any Yoruba afar or cleric

grin grin Best comment for today. Made me rotfl!

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TV/Movies / Re: Bright Echefu Ikechukwu, The Owner Of TSTV (Profile, Photos) by coolpunk30(m): 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2017
jnwankwo:
Another MMM Scam. Everybody beware.

These TSTV guys are actually reckless. I am really surprised that they brought the minister into this.
I believe that this is another MMM. Buyers beware. This is based on the following:
1. Bein sports acquired the EPL, Champions League and Laliga only for MENA (Middle East and North Africa). They do not have the right for Nigeria. DSTV owns the rights for Nigeria till 2019. You cannot give what you do not have. When a new service is launched, you have to wait for the next bidding round to have a shot at acquiring the rights. You cannot jump in the middle and start showing it. Things are not done that way in the PayTV world.

2.
A lot of channels listed like CNN, National Geographic, Discovery etc were acquired by DSTV on an exclusive basis for DTH in sub-saharan Africa by DSTV. Channels like Star Movies, MBC2, etc are only cleared for middle east and Asia. I really doubt that they have the rights to those channels. They may show it for one or two months before they are asked to take them off air.

3.
I check with a content aggregator on the cost per subscriber for these channels, assuming they can buy the rights, it came out the about 23 USD per month. That is excluding the sports channels. Based on today's naira exchange rate of 365 naira to a dollar, the cost is 8,395 Naira per subscriber. The content owners globally charge per month for their content. They do not charge per week or part of the month. The content owners dictate the terms. Nobody can pay 8395 Naira and charge 3000 Naira. Not possible.

4.
The cost of decoder package is as follows - decoder 25 USD, smartcard 4 USD, dish is 5 USD. Total is 34 USD (12410 naira). If we add shipping and clearing, you can get 15,000 Naira. To charge 5000 Naira for the package, you will need a lot of cheap money from bank to fund the decoder purchase. Buying 15,000 and selling 5000 sounds interesting to me.

5.
To do internet via satellite, you need VSAT equipment which is expensive compared to the dish/lnb you need to receive dstv. Minimum cost of vsat equipment should be not less than 50,000 Naira. If you use the traditional dish equipment, you can only receive. You cannot do internet with it. Unless TSTV will supply you 40,000 Naira vsat equipment for 5000 Naira.

6.
I went to lyngsat and checked the ABS 3A satellite, I did not see any information about any TSTV channels. Lyngsat is the database of all channels currently on satellite.

7.
When you launch a new DTH platform, you start with a test transmission. This allows you to work through some issues that might come up. It also gives people chance to see some of your channels to make sure they are real before committing their money. There is no test transmission from TSTV.

8. EFCC Fraud Charges
EFCC arrested this guy last year for fraud. Not credible.
http://motherhoodinstyle.net/2016/01/23/doctor-who-proposed-marriage-to-wifes-close-friend-4-months-after-her-death-dumped-after-hes-nabbed-by-efcc/


In conclusion, people should ask enough questions before investing their hard earned money. If it is too good to be true, it's probably is. Let this not be another MMM.
Wee you kip kwayet! TSTV is here to dominate
Sports / Re: Neymar Unfollows Edinson Cavani On Instagram Over Set-Piece Issue by coolpunk30(m): 7:25pm On Sep 18, 2017
damosky12:
We told him not to go to PSG. he said he was seeking new challenges. Now, he has them.

� confam
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele At The NaijaFM Comedy Award, Bags Two Awards by coolpunk30(m): 3:39pm On Oct 10, 2016
Simeony007:
only kids say this, go and learn work and stop looking for someone to always you. If she help u today another person will still say who she help again tomorrow! #go&work
Lool real words! grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Pressing His Phone While In The Toilet ( Pics & Vids) by coolpunk30(m): 4:34am On Jul 31, 2016
DannyJ19:
U will run if u see d size...
grin >:
Phones / Re: Tecno P5 Discussion Thread by coolpunk30(m): 5:42pm On Nov 14, 2014
[quote author=Silanka post=19839363][/quote] U can't see it in ur phone settings, just open a larger game like GTA or FIFA and feel d diff
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News!: Robbers Snatch Wizkid’s Car At Gunpoint! by coolpunk30(m): 2:13pm On Nov 11, 2014
baslone:
Badtttt Guy wey no recognise Sharpppp Guyz!! wink
lolz
Celebrities / Re: “i’m Not Bothered That People Think I Am Arrogant” – Wizkid by coolpunk30(m): 6:56pm On Oct 29, 2014
grin Can't u nairalanders see?! wiz-KID is still a KID...what do u expect? I'll comment beta wen he bcums wiz-ADULT
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Nigerian Celebrity Crush? by coolpunk30(m): 5:33pm On Oct 11, 2014
naughtylagosguy:
I don't have a celebrity crush. I've got celebrities crushing on me. tongue
For ur mind #smh
Music/Radio / Re: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by coolpunk30(m): 5:29pm On Oct 11, 2014
This guy has truly lost grip...
Politics / Re: Riot In Kirikiri Medium Prison by coolpunk30(m): 5:27pm On Oct 11, 2014
brownlord1:
Let them clear the prison for the politicians that will be coming in soon
Lol true yarn

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