Romance › Re: What Ended Your Last Relationship? by cooluzi: 9:16am On Apr 25, 2020 |
Lamanii22: Tribe difference that sucks,re u single wanna put a ring on ur finger |
Literature › Re: " L.A.Z.Y " - A Short Story. by cooluzi: 9:07am On Apr 25, 2020 |
purples25: So, you wake up in the morning. You think because you got up by 7:20 in the morning and rolled onto the couch in the parlour sleepily, somehow you'll become the Wolf of Wall Street or something. Yes, because waking up by 7:20 is a life changing phenomenon which triggers the butterfly effect. Really. It's also what Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and all the other billionaires out there used to do, which made them rich and famous. I bet they gave TED talks on it too.
You try to slide off the couch and what next? Guess going to the bathroom and washing your face will help all that sleepiness get out. Also, you'll get that fresh feeling after brushing your teeth. In front of the bathroom mirror you squint at me . " Not bad " you say. Well, I wish I could sigh, shrug and tell you that you could have done better. But then you're done with your morning routine and once we leave the mirror , I'm your shadow again.
What's next, charming fellow? Oh, I guess the next thing is to take ............ a phone. I did think it was the bath next, even though I've known you for twenty seven years and I know that even if Thanos came crashing through your window, you would not take your bath in the morning. Nope , baths in the morning are for losers. You're a winner who feels good to always leave that part till midday.
Fumbling for breakfast while still on your phone. Today is Tuesday and it's cereal on the menu. Very, very lucky. You know. ' Instant Breakfast ' . Belinda calls. " I'm working on the book, you know what it is to be a writer, blah blah blah...."
What? You don't know what it is to be a 'writer'. You do know what it is to laze around the house in grand style though. Well, what do I know? Last month there were a couple of days when you got up and did a bit of writing. For two hours. For two days. Here we are at the end of this month. You ARE a great writer, you know ( you're not )
I'm really fed up with this routine. You're going to lay down on the couch to eat and then drop your bowl next to you and then browse a whole lot of useless things, then sleep till two in the afternoon. You'll get up and have a long argument with your mom, who will want to eat some ' rare delicacy ' which , you can't really refuse to cook cuz you don't pay the bills and you really don't do anything else. By four o clock you'll take a bath, and then the most active part of the day : a walk round the neighbourhood.
But I'm going to do something. I'm going to make you get up.
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You glance at the corner when you see a shadowy figure creeping out from behind one of the chairs. I steadily, slowly emerge, a dark figure from your nightmares. Well, not really. Just your shadow and when you look in the mirror, your reflection. Even if scaring you is what it takes, I just want you to get out of this lax mode.
Seeing my dark and featureless form makes you jump up and scream, and your mom runs into the parlor.
" Tunde ! What is it ? " She exclaims . " Why did you shout like that ?! " On seeing her, that blasted enemy, your ego steps in and saves the situation. You relax back onto the couch and try to compose yourself. " Its nothing mom. Thought I saw something. "
As she hisses and heads back to her room, I shake my head sadly at you. I'm back behind you, a shadows place is always there anyway. You're no prisoner of Azkaban, just a prisoner of laziness. nice,can you write privately for me during diz lockdown |
Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Ayo Babalola's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by cooluzi: 8:26am On Apr 25, 2020 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Ayo Babalola's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by cooluzi: 8:15am On Apr 25, 2020 |
adewumiopeyemi: I dedicate this space to all the alumni of Joseph ayo babalola university
Stay safe
God of Joseph ayo babalola will heal this pandemic disease in this country in Jesus name
Amen
Happy birthday Joseph ayo babalola great jabuite |
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by cooluzi: 8:08am On Apr 25, 2020 |
StacyO: I'll take it,so long it's unconditional  it is, if you re a serious type |
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Hate Giving Their Women A Head by cooluzi: 12:34pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
most naija gals re nt clean down there imagine a puss that can give you std anytime giving them head na sucide mission |
Romance › Re: Mention One Thing You Wanna Give Out by cooluzi(op): 10:04pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
Rossybliss: ;Dhahahaha noo we go fllw enter tgthr ok fllw dxgtatk |
Romance › Re: Can We Have Mr Nairaland And Miss Nairaland Again by cooluzi: 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: Naija Guys! by cooluzi: 7:23pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
op if u aint a virgin nah thunder go fire u |
Romance › Re: Mention One Thing You Wanna Give Out by cooluzi(op): 6:47pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Rossybliss: if u go follow me b dat yea ,i go dey inside car |
Romance › Re: Mention One Thing You Wanna Give Out by cooluzi(op): 5:50am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Rossybliss: no they joke with money dis kind time o you wan go rob him be dat |
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by cooluzi: 5:47am On Apr 21, 2020 |
StacyO: [/color]
lol
 fr,do you want it |
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by cooluzi: 10:17pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: I Am Giving Out 2k Airtime (recharge Card) To Mark My Birthday by cooluzi: 8:16pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
(1) age and rain.
(2) Russia : Yuri Gagarin was the first person to fly in space. His flight, on April 12, 1961, lasted 108 minutes as he circled the Earth for a little more than one orbit in the Soviet Union's Vostok spacecraft. Following the flight, Gagarin became a cultural hero in the Soviet Union.
(3)The Pacific Ocean is the largest and deepest of Earth's oceanic divisions. |
Romance › Re: If You Want Real Happiness In Life, Never Marry! by cooluzi: 8:13pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
marriage na big wahala ,havin a baby mamas isnt bad |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 9:33pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: Lemme do shakara small na lol you re free,how is d lockdown overthere |
Romance › Re: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:26pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Veefierce: sorry for the error !!! But it’s super wrong in all levels !! U all r very heartless n selfish most human re heartless n selfish in nature |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 9:20pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: Quite okay Felt quite good leaving the "Readers crew" a bit nt bad ,you wanna follow back nd let pm or wah? |
Romance › Re: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Veefierce: why u all okay games with women tho ? you knw that already |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 9:15pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: Only when she's in the process of being your Wife *smiles * nt bad we can see how it goes,how was ur day |
Romance › Re: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Veefierce: why cant a woman say no n u all move on ? thats why i said its a game,you cheat to win |
Romance › Re: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Veefierce: When u meet a new guy ,, n u ask him are u single ? He tells u yes !! YES ?? every guy out there is single? who r all the women dating ? Why cant u simply say , hey beautiful I like you n would want us to hv sex , simple ! if she likes you she goes ahead , if she doesn’t, everybody moves on ,,, why do u men lie a lot ? Everything about them is a big lie ! If you tell a lady you hv a girl friend and be plain , most ladies will still fuukk you , the only problem is when u married n many ladies don’t care , so why lie ?? its a game,thats not how it goes, if i tell you straight up dat i wanna have sex with you you will surely turn d repuest down and form hard to get which i will have to scoop till i get what i want |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: Chai I'm quite boring o
Not a social talk person
Would rather talk business or preach about God to you
If you don't mind then no wahala like you said i can mend a decent one |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: Decency is of the mind and body We already know the right way to do things so if you're walking over 50% in that direction, sure it's okay to call yourself "decent" shld we exchange pm |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: Yup Yup
and I'm sure we're still many out there hmm,what makes you a decent gal |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 3:59pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: There are still good girls around just that they might not have it all some are a bit socially awkward Too bad most men are unconsciously looking for a ready made woman who has all the aspects of her life covered, those slayers are just sharp witted ladies that has seen the blindness in most of you men and using it to their advantage, you'll keep coming across them till you understand not all good ladies have what you're unconsciously seeking Most of this unconsciousness has to do with sexual prowess and fashion sense You have the work to do there She's boring(upright) it's your job to mend her to your standards because ladies are mendable sure,are you a decent one |
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 3:16pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lucrativress: few abi Be sincere with yourself where did you find them to? Instagram or Twitter or trendy fashion.com There are numerous Wife materialistic ladies out there, keep deceiving yourself they're very few, you'll keep coming across your type. If you hoe around you'll surely come across your type, if you found otherwise, dude you were just lucky Maybe when you decide to be a better person you'll restrategize in the way you're searching and see the many good ladies out there Then guys Biko keep going ahead sleeping around, plunging the Lady deep into what you already call them, Oga you've just been a part of the deed, you won't find better Your old age would be one of loneliness and just friendship, nothing like a soul mate, when you die an hour might pass before your lonely body is noticed cause you have no companion to notice the exact time frame your weak sorry lonely heart stopped beeping In your old age, you'll miss having someone to nag you and chatter with all the time, then you'll wish to have your kids or Grandkids around you but guess what! They have their lives to live You'll wish you allowed a woman to join in the pleasure of being with just you for the rest of her life ok ,you have a point,its just hard to find a decent gal who wont give u problem in future,most of them have series of wahala nd i dont like wahala cuz i dont talk much |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 4:02pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
KaideeGee: Nah, i have beta things to do besides those stuff are just edited movie clips naija my people,you havnt check it out bur you re already condemning |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
KaideeGee: Fast and ugly? there re some rare footage on youtube you can go check it out |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 1:36pm On Apr 18, 2020*. Modified: 3:11pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
Jacqueline22: Why will you say that you look like d mermaid d op was describing |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 8:08am On Apr 18, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 8:07am On Apr 18, 2020 |
KaideeGee: Are you guys for real? Everyone knows mermaids, vampires, werewolves and other 'supernatural creatures' dont exist. mermaids exist,there re proof plus they are very fast nd ugly |