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RomanceRe: What Ended Your Last Relationship? by cooluzi: 9:16am On Apr 25, 2020
Lamanii22:
Tribe difference
that sucks,re u single wanna put a ring on ur finger
LiteratureRe: " L.A.Z.Y " - A Short Story. by cooluzi: 9:07am On Apr 25, 2020
purples25:
So, you wake up in the morning. You think because you got up by 7:20 in the morning and rolled onto the couch in the parlour sleepily, somehow you'll become the Wolf of Wall Street or something. Yes, because waking up by 7:20 is a life changing phenomenon which triggers the butterfly effect. Really. It's also what Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and all the other billionaires out there used to do, which made them rich and famous. I bet they gave TED talks on it too.

You try to slide off the couch and what next? Guess going to the bathroom and washing your face will help all that sleepiness get out. Also, you'll get that fresh feeling after brushing your teeth. In front of the bathroom mirror you squint at me . " Not bad " you say. Well, I wish I could sigh, shrug and tell you that you could have done better. But then you're done with your morning routine and once we leave the mirror , I'm your shadow again.

What's next, charming fellow? Oh, I guess the next thing is to take ............ a phone. I did think it was the bath next, even though I've known you for twenty seven years and I know that even if Thanos came crashing through your window, you would not take your bath in the morning. Nope , baths in the morning are for losers. You're a winner who feels good to always leave that part till midday.

Fumbling for breakfast while still on your phone. Today is Tuesday and it's cereal on the menu. Very, very lucky. You know. ' Instant Breakfast ' . Belinda calls. " I'm working on the book, you know what it is to be a writer, blah blah blah...."

What? You don't know what it is to be a 'writer'. You do know what it is to laze around the house in grand style though. Well, what do I know? Last month there were a couple of days when you got up and did a bit of writing. For two hours. For two days. Here we are at the end of this month. You ARE a great writer, you know ( you're not )

I'm really fed up with this routine. You're going to lay down on the couch to eat and then drop your bowl next to you and then browse a whole lot of useless things, then sleep till two in the afternoon. You'll get up and have a long argument with your mom, who will want to eat some ' rare delicacy ' which , you can't really refuse to cook cuz you don't pay the bills and you really don't do anything else. By four o clock you'll take a bath, and then the most active part of the day : a walk round the neighbourhood.

But I'm going to do something. I'm going to make you get up.


**********


You glance at the corner when you see a shadowy figure creeping out from behind one of the chairs. I steadily, slowly emerge, a dark figure from your nightmares. Well, not really. Just your shadow and when you look in the mirror, your reflection. Even if scaring you is what it takes, I just want you to get out of this lax mode.

Seeing my dark and featureless form makes you jump up and scream, and your mom runs into the parlor.

" Tunde ! What is it ? " She exclaims . " Why did you shout like that ?! " On seeing her, that blasted enemy, your ego steps in and saves the situation. You relax back onto the couch and try to compose yourself. " Its nothing mom. Thought I saw something. "

As she hisses and heads back to her room, I shake my head sadly at you. I'm back behind you, a shadows place is always there anyway. You're no prisoner of Azkaban, just a prisoner of laziness.
nice,can you write privately for me during diz lockdown
Christianity EtcRe: Joseph Ayo Babalola's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by cooluzi: 8:26am On Apr 25, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
grin grin
wah department?
Christianity EtcRe: Joseph Ayo Babalola's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by cooluzi: 8:15am On Apr 25, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
I dedicate this space to all the alumni of Joseph ayo babalola university

Stay safe

God of Joseph ayo babalola will heal this pandemic disease in this country in Jesus name

Amen


Happy birthday Joseph ayo babalola
great jabuite
RomanceRe: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by cooluzi: 8:08am On Apr 25, 2020
StacyO:
I'll take it,so long it's unconditional cheesy cheesy
it is, if you re a serious type
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Men Hate Giving Their Women A Head by cooluzi: 12:34pm On Apr 23, 2020
most naija gals re nt clean down there imagine a puss that can give you std anytime giving them head na sucide mission
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing You Wanna Give Out by cooluzi(op): 10:04pm On Apr 22, 2020
Rossybliss:
;Dhahahaha noo we go fllw enter tgthr
ok fllw dxgtatk
RomanceRe: Can We Have Mr Nairaland And Miss Nairaland Again by cooluzi: 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2020
Stacyomolola:
what really happened ?
amebo
RomanceRe: Naija Guys! by cooluzi: 7:23pm On Apr 21, 2020
op if u aint a virgin nah thunder go fire u
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing You Wanna Give Out by cooluzi(op): 6:47pm On Apr 21, 2020
Rossybliss:
if u go follow me b dat
yea ,i go dey inside car
RomanceRe: Mention One Thing You Wanna Give Out by cooluzi(op): 5:50am On Apr 21, 2020
Rossybliss:
no they joke with money dis kind time o
you wan go rob him be dat
RomanceRe: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by cooluzi: 5:47am On Apr 21, 2020
StacyO:
[/color] lol cheesy cheesy
fr,do you want it
RomanceRe: What's The Greatest Gift That Someone Can Give You by cooluzi: 10:17pm On Apr 20, 2020
StacyO:
LOVE.
i have one for u
RomanceRe: I Am Giving Out 2k Airtime (recharge Card) To Mark My Birthday by cooluzi: 8:16pm On Apr 20, 2020
(1) age and rain.

(2) Russia : Yuri Gagarin was the first person to
fly in space. His flight, on April 12, 1961,
lasted 108 minutes as he circled the Earth for
a little more than one orbit in the Soviet
Union's Vostok spacecraft. Following the flight,
Gagarin became a cultural hero in the Soviet
Union.

(3)The Pacific Ocean is the largest and deepest
of Earth's oceanic divisions.
RomanceRe: If You Want Real Happiness In Life, Never Marry! by cooluzi: 8:13pm On Apr 20, 2020
marriage na big wahala ,havin a baby mamas isnt bad
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 9:33pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
Lemme do shakara small na
lol you re free,how is d lockdown overthere
RomanceRe: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:26pm On Apr 19, 2020
Veefierce:
sorry for the error !!! But it’s super wrong in all levels !! U all r very heartless n selfish
most human re heartless n selfish in nature
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 9:20pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
Quite okay
Felt quite good leaving the "Readers crew" a bit
nt bad ,you wanna follow back nd let pm or wah?
RomanceRe: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2020
Veefierce:
why u all okay games with women tho ?
you knw that already
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 9:15pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
Only when she's in the process of being your Wife *smiles *
nt bad we can see how it goes,how was ur day
RomanceRe: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2020
Veefierce:
why cant a woman say no n u all move on ?
thats why i said its a game,you cheat to win
RomanceRe: Men Are liars by cooluzi: 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2020
Veefierce:
When u meet a new guy ,, n u ask him are u single ? He tells u yes !! YES ?? every guy out there is single? who r all the women dating ? Why cant u simply say , hey beautiful I like you n would want us to hv sex , simple ! if she likes you she goes ahead , if she doesn’t, everybody moves on ,,, why do u men lie a lot ? Everything about them is a big lie ! If you tell a lady you hv a girl friend and be plain , most ladies will still fuukk you , the only problem is when u married n many ladies don’t care , so why lie ??
its a game,thats not how it goes, if i tell you straight up dat i wanna have sex with you you will surely turn d repuest down and form hard to get which i will have to scoop till i get what i want
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
Chai I'm quite boring o Not a social talk person Would rather talk business or preach about God to you If you don't mind then no wahala
like you said i can mend a decent one
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
Decency is of the mind and body
We already know the right way to do things
so if you're walking over 50% in that direction, sure it's okay to call yourself "decent"
shld we exchange pm
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
Yup Yup and I'm sure we're still many out there
hmm,what makes you a decent gal
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 3:59pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
There are still good girls around just that they might not have it all
some are a bit socially awkward
Too bad most men are unconsciously looking for a ready made woman who has all the aspects of her life covered, those slayers are just sharp witted ladies that has seen the blindness in most of you men and using it to their advantage, you'll keep coming across them till you understand not all good ladies have what you're unconsciously seeking
Most of this unconsciousness has to do with sexual prowess and fashion sense
You have the work to do there
She's boring(upright) it's your job to mend her to your standards because ladies are mendable
sure,are you a decent one
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Get Married Or Be A Baby Daddy? by cooluzi: 3:16pm On Apr 19, 2020
Lucrativress:
few abi
Be sincere with yourself
where did you find them to?
Instagram or Twitter or trendy fashion.com
There are numerous Wife materialistic ladies out there, keep deceiving yourself they're very few, you'll keep coming across your type.
If you hoe around you'll surely come across your type, if you found otherwise, dude you were just lucky
Maybe when you decide to be a better person you'll restrategize in the way you're searching and see the many good ladies out there
Then guys Biko keep going ahead sleeping around, plunging the Lady deep into what you already call them, Oga you've just been a part of the deed, you won't find better
Your old age would be one of loneliness and just friendship, nothing like a soul mate, when you die an hour might pass before your lonely body is noticed cause you have no companion to notice the exact time frame your weak sorry lonely heart stopped beeping
In your old age, you'll miss having someone to nag you and chatter with all the time, then you'll wish to have your kids or Grandkids around you but guess what!
They have their lives to live
You'll wish you allowed a woman to join in the pleasure of being with just you for the rest of her life
ok ,you have a point,its just hard to find a decent gal who wont give u problem in future,most of them have series of wahala nd i dont like wahala cuz i dont talk much
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 4:02pm On Apr 18, 2020
KaideeGee:
Nah, i have beta things to do besides those stuff are just edited movie clips
naija my people,you havnt check it out bur you re already condemning
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2020
KaideeGee:
Fast and ugly?
there re some rare footage on youtube you can go check it out
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi:
Jacqueline22:
Why will you say that
you look like d mermaid d op was describing
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 8:08am On Apr 18, 2020
Jacqueline22:
Interesting read
are you the mermaid
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by cooluzi: 8:07am On Apr 18, 2020
KaideeGee:
Are you guys for real?
Everyone knows mermaids, vampires, werewolves and other 'supernatural creatures' dont exist.
mermaids exist,there re proof plus they are very fast nd ugly

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