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i havent met any in person actually, but i will really love to

i live at the lagos island, wont mind hooking up with someone, girls, guys(no homo)....

so anyone who feels same can mail me and we see how that works...




meeting new people is actually my hobby

Graphy: nt really,y do u ask?

Ur earlier post about what u like most about urself looks like one of his quotes....am a big fan of his btw... So which genre of music does it for u??

Ich liebe dich: First and foremost i love my sense of humor got it frm mama, two of us together is bound to get u rolling on d floor. I love my height, figure and personality

We gat all those in common..... ..interesting name

mechummy: I love everything...from my eyes to my nose to my lips, complexion, slim and curvy figure (I'm a size 6 and love being carried cos I'm light), flat tummy, long legs, my 5ft 9 height, full and long hair...then my personality (I'm very forgiving and nice), my craziness being fun and lively

I will take ur height, long legs and ur craziness.......>Selling point.

Graphy: My lips n my carriage.

Hey graphy, are u a fan of bob marley??

Standing 6.6ft tall and averagely built, with what my friends call a tushed body..

I will say what I love most about myself is my intelligence and my versatility...

For the records d ladies seem to love my voice and sense of humour more..

I still choose my versatility and flexibilty.........crazy buh calm personality

@lillies you killed it my dear......

primus_maximus: Seriously? I don't think you should refer to any course as easy especially if you didn't study it

am running some programs now in petroleum engineering, reservoir analysis and simulation to be precise (which is the ZENITH in petroleum engineering).................am actually saying from experience............petroleum engineering is easier to study than chemical engineering..

@op, firstly i MUST have to question your academic prowess??, how good are you with your further mathematics?, because in as much as i will advice you to choose chemical engineering over petroleum engineering because of the large and versatile nature of the course compared to petroleum engineering.... I MUST have to remind you that chemical engineering has nothing to do with CHEMICALS, and has EVERYTHING to do with MATHEMATICS. am a chemical engineer and no one told me what i just told you now!!.

Its not about studying chemical or petroleum, its about graduating with honours from any of the mentioned and to tell you the gospel truth, you can easily get that if you study petroleum engineering.....

digest this, know where you stand, and make your choice

Cathaliya: I can see some people actually dont know how to spend their 24hrs.... I think I need more hours added to my own 24hrs.



Excess time wastage.


Who says we will run out of what to discuss? With the present economic melt down, na to spark up rlshp wey dey important. Abeg if you no like as we dey, retrace your lane, at least that will be a minus to my expenses......have got cash to make, ejoo.

seun please we need a 'dislike' button

Monicasque: this thread is sad coz i know how many times girls r made to feel this cheap. sisters rather do stuff for yourselves o. i hate it when guys make girls feel cheap. i serously do and i hate it when girls make themselves look cheap too. does it really hurt to be self sufficient

its like you have not been infected with the naija babe syndrome..............it really hurts them to be self sufficient, but i thank oluwa that my naija brothers are now wising up!

I love looking and believe me it has fetched me lots of ladies...*first rule*...make her notice u re looking...(Now dnt mope, jus be looking frm time to time)....





Ladies love being admired





I give em wat they wanting








Now if u re still dulling, u re on a long thing







Start looking today

This is the BEST thread I have come across since my five yearss+of being on dis forum.......I was moved to tears...@op may the good lord bless you for sharing this...AMEN..mods front page plsssssssssssssssssssssssss

Maya2pretty: wowwwwww it's SEXY *fanning myself*

Awwwwww thanks dear,*swollen head*.

sexymoma: Will i ever have my own ROMANTIC KISSING..
Talk less of narrating the stories...

am finding that very very difficult to believe....very difficult..

drnairalov: as 4 my current patner well lip sealed.
leme talk bout my ex... i waz in school den. nd i was kind of a church boi!! not too holy but i waz very active in church!! we had a game in church of picking any girl close to u; i was seating @d right place near a pretty girl...i picked her!!! we were told to bring a gift d next sunday 4d person; so i collected her no...i bought a 350# biscuit 4 her while i got a lui vuitton belt nd shades!!! damn i was so embarrassed, see where stinginess had lead me too..thanked but ddnt bother calling her throughout d week, she, ddnt also. d coming sunday i was to perform on stage wit my gospel rap group..apparently i did so well. after servicr she came to greet me saying nice performance nd i shud do something for her ryt dere..i wasnt a freestyler so i used some. of my written lyrics inserting her name nd some stuff to make it look like i was freestyling. she loved it. she wanted me to follow her to a restaurant; i gladly said yes, so i said "lets pass dis way" she ignored. me nd said i shud follow her, lo nd behold she had a car (toyota corolla) Wow!!! was all dat was going on in ma mind. i wooed her instantly day day nd followed up 2 days later she gave me a positive answer!!! i waz cruising her car around campus..very lovely chick nd passionate!!..we were so great together ; 2 cut d long story short we had a lil quarrel, she told d fellowship Pastor who was also a student... going to seek advice frm him, i thought it waz harmless, well she ddnt want to continue wit d relationship!! after all my pleading. 4 months later she waz dating d my pastor!! I left d fellowship 4 RCF felt bad, i almost cried but my ego ddnt make me cry cos of a girl! we cool nau. tho, even wit d pastor.

They re getting married dis december!! i got an invitation, but i dnt think i can go for d marriage even tho m in a beautiful relationship nau ..part of me still hurts. #okbye

damn!!i feel your pain bro...the pastor na badoo finally shaa ..good a thing u say u are in a beautiful relationship now....

drnairalov: as 4 my current patner well lip sealed.
leme talk bout my ex... i waz in school den. nd i was kind of a church boi!! not too holy but i waz very active in church!! we had a game in church of picking any girl close to u; i was seating @d right place near a pretty girl...i picked her!!! we were told to bring a gift d next sunday 4d person; so i collected her no...i bought a 350# biscuit 4 her while i got a lui vuitton belt nd shades!!! damn i was so embarrassed, see where stinginess had lead me too..thanked but ddnt bother calling her throughout d week, she, ddnt also. d coming sunday i was to perform on stage wit my gospel rap group..apparently i did so well. after servicr she came to greet me saying nice performance nd i shud do something for her ryt dere..i wasnt a freestyler so i used some. of my written lyrics inserting her name nd some stuff to make it look like i was freestyling. she loved it. she wanted me to follow her to a restaurant; i gladly said yes, so i said "lets pass dis way" she ignored. me nd said i shud follow her, lo nd behold she had a car (toyota corolla) Wow!!! was all dat was going on in ma mind. i wooed her instantly day day nd followed up 2 days later she gave me a positive answer!!! i waz cruising her car around campus..very lovely chick nd passionate!!..we were so great together ; 2 cut d long story short we had a lil quarrel, she told d fellowship Pastor who was also a student... going to seek advice frm him, i thought it waz harmless, well she ddnt want to continue wit d relationship!! after all my pleading. 4 months later she waz dating d my pastor!! I left d fellowship 4 RCF felt bad, i almost cried but my ego ddnt make me cry cos of a girl! we cool nau. tho, even wit d pastor.

They re getting married dis december!! i got an invitation, but i dnt think i can go for d marriage even tho m in a beautiful relationship nau ..part of me still hurts. #okbye

damn!!i feel your pain bro...the pastor na badoo finally shaa ..good a thing u say u are in a beautiful relationship now....

Tolexander: Omo see story!

I no dey carry last!

Coming soon!

We dey wait u bro

carzola: i cheated on her and we broke up for 3yearz, i was young and stupid now am more mature i'v realise no one would ever love me like she did, she stil has my shirt and gold necklase i gave her ove 3years ago my pictures even cards i sent her, she has'nt had s€x with any other guy hardly dated after we broke up..she stil knows me like we'v been friends 4rm birth. She has been keeping her self like she knew i would come back one day, This girl is so amazing i had to get her back which i did.. We are happier now xpecially me... Mariage on our mind nw.

This is BEAUTIFUL!!..thank your stars u came back to your senses...that lady is a rare treasure!

dr dams: U dey fear? Well, tru or fake, doesnt it make a nollywood film?

Try n grab d pt Mr. Oga!!

I get ur drift now doc.. Sorry for misundertanding u.....oya knack us ur own tori

Hey guys...bring in the stories, the experiences...the romantic, the too good to believe, the funny.......let's do this guys anD hey ladies na una suppose sabi dis matter pass us oo, where una dey??

carzola: I still remember how me and my ex-girl 1st kissed it was like the movies, it was durin the weekend my parents traveld and left a big house in my care, it happen in the evenin i put on our generator to watch arsenal match and i heard a knock on the door it was her my long time crush, she came to charge her phone i usherd her in like it was my house told her to take a seat while i help plug her phone we got talking and instantly we click, she left and when she came back late in the night to get her phone i told her i wanted to give her somting to think about all trough the night i told her to close her eyes and she did i kissed her and when our lips parted she kissed me again like she had been craving for that moment and smiled and left and thats how we started dating untill we broke up!. But am proud to anounce we'r back together and engaged this time....

Wow...and someone will say nollywood.....dahs soo cool bro..breaking up to make up!.

WackyJ1: This is interesting... I wonder If such romance like the OP Describes still dey...
Carzola what broke you guys up and how did you get back together. Indulge me

Yeso carzola, I thought so too till it happened to me,
Over my life some events have taken place that made me believe nothing is impossible.

dr dams: Nollywood !!!

Its not my dear dr dams... I have had more crazy experiences buh that's a thread 4 d sexuality section..

Hi nairalanders

#I MUST have to warn U, this is LONG#

She was actually my first LOVE, we were both in jss1,well she left to the united states b4 I could grow matured enough to start tasting from her vine.(I no even kiss).

Well years back when bad man don grow finish, we hooked up again on fb. It happened she was coming back to naija for short holidays with d fam and they will be staying @ enugu, so we swore we must see each other.#gan gan#

When they entered naija, they would be staying in there villa, so on that fateful day,I left my base to enugu. Was so anxious and happy.. I got to IHE around 3:10pm, she came to the Bus stop to pick me up.. We hugged so tight and long in the wide view of d village people around,she commented on hw tall I have become and I asked her if she bleached cuz she was now so fair. I got into the car and we headed down to her family house.

The reception they gave me was so homely and accommodating, I settled in their sitting room.. The mom was running around like she was trying to attend to her (in-law) lool, she first served me abacha (african salad), after which she served me some roasted bushmeat with pami.. All the while I was gisting away with d daughter..The dad was indifferent tho (he is an army man). After d meal we gisted, laughed, teased each other for a lil longer. Then I checked my time...*5:30*.oops.. So I stood up to go and sleep at a friends house in Enugu town cuz where I come from,its not really a welcomed idea for a man to sleep in a woman's house..The mom wouldn't hear that, she insisted that I must pass the night with them, I tried buh all ma pleas fell on deaf ears, ((I suspected a gang up between mother and daughter)). So as a GENTLE GOOD BAD guy wey I be, I thought it through and saw it wasn't a bad idea afterall... *i don miss ma yankee babe die*.

Having decided to pass the night at their place, the cousins suggested we all go to a close by bar to drink, we all trekked out, gisting and laughing to the bar.. I took 3 bottles of stout at d end of the exercise, she took 3 bottles of smirnoff.. It was already dark and d moon Was full, we held hands and talked about how we have missed each other, how we thought we were never going to see each other again, how the whole days event has been so magical and like a dream come true..

Few meters from her compound we stopped, Under the moon and with the cousins and brother watching us, WE KISSED so tenderly and passionately, I could swear it lasted for a thousand yrs..

*whew*... We got bk inside, watched some nollywood movies, gisted till late in d night.. d mom and the dad just left us in d sitting room and went in for d night.. Well u all know the rest of the story.. Cuz we both saw no sleep nor slumber till 4:30 am in d morning, we defiled every nook and cranny of the house lool..

When I was leaving the next day she saw some dolls to ma lean naira pocket and when she dropped me off at the park, we KISSED again inbetween tears and she wouldn't let me go...I didn't want to go either....
*d end*..........ROMANCIIIIIII!!

Am sure most of u have ur stories....pls let's make it fun!.

sexyboocalher: Dis was ao it happened.....On dis fateful mornin, wanted 2 text my aunt dat stays @ ibadan who uses glo...instead of 56563603, I dialled 56563903!!! Immediately he got d msg he cald me n asked who I was 2 v sent in prayers 2 him. I had 2 cut d line n re-checked d no.
Behold, I made a mistake!!! Anyways, didn't bother calling him back. After preparing 4 my day, I 4got my fone @ home only 2 get back @9t 2 find so many missed cals frm him. I flashed n he called back immediately as if his hands were on dial! I explained dat I 4got my fone in d house n also apologised 4 sending him d msg n dat was ao he started asking me out. We dated 4 4yrs n got married 7yrs ago. I can tel U̶̲̥̅̊ my hubby is d best tin dat has happened in my entire lyf!!! He is my joy, laughter, peace, world, personal angel, my bff n above all, MY HEVESENT!!! just remember us in ur private prayers concerning a blessed fruit of d womb

*dabs eye with hanky* that was so romantic,I get a lot of those *wrong number ish* buh I delete em immediately, maybe I will stop dat, good friends can be made outa dem... And I *must* and will definitely remember u in my prayers...GOD will do it for u like he has done to others....shalom

osram: Bin single since i bcame an adult(18)nd nw m 22 stil single,at tyms i evn wonder if m normal sef...enygal wey i approch na red card i dey always gt,m fed up jor*sad*

Don't be bro, u re normal, u just have to work on ur self..
1: always remember u hv nothing to loose in approaching any girl.
2:biuld ur self..pay aTtention to ur looks and improve ur communication skills
3: start with friends, make as many female friends s possible..just friends
4: never claim to be what u aint
ABOVE all seek and u will find, knock and it shall be opened.. If u don't mk d move nothing will move