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DYT<<<<<< dyammm, why is this woman calling my name like Ice cream Van!! ![]() |
WOMEN: PLS TAKE NOTE!! ![]() -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. ![]() 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. ![]() 3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you. ![]() 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. ![]() 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. [color=#990000][/color] ![]() |
and who is this chick callin yeye fowl? , dosent she realise I have a 17inches c0rk? ![]() |
truly aggree: women speak like radio without battery, u just cant stop there mouth. Mrs EVe is an example. the chick talks so much she makes my hair fall off ![]() |
we aggree! ![]() |
mamaken , ermm madam, can I kiss you? ![]() |
mediatrix8 (f) , sweety, dont worry about Mrs EVe, she is a known crack head ![]() |
theise IBO Ursher looking MTV breakdance wannna bee Crackheads twins need to go sit down somewhere and learn ENglish langrauge. hOW CAN THEY DO ADVERTS when thry cant even spek proper english? who will they appeal to? arm robbers? They nest time I see them in TV, I am breaking all there crap Cassettes. I cant stand them but i dont hate them (no oofesnce) ![]() |
yea bro, black women destroyed them: Obama <<Michelle Obama makin him age quickly , Mike tyson<<<<robin givens stole his moiney even me, Mr cork<<< Black women still afte my moiney ![]() |
OGA!!! i NEED MY REFUND, i dont want MyGoldie anymore. She cant cook rice!! Am putting her back in the market!! ![]() |
annawhite, OK, madam, can i romance you? (mwaaaaah) |
whattttt? I worth One kobo?? , U racist Over grown mountain Gorrilla!! ![]() |
Ok, on a serious note, behind every succesful man, there is a woman, kinda. Look at Obama, Mike tyson, even me, Mr cork |
*whats love gat to do with it* ![]() |
**i suspect Mrs eve loves wanst me** ![]() |
One apples, actualy!! ![]() |
and am ready to pay up to $15, cash!! ![]() |
Ok, Can I buy OMOLOLA on credit? , the chick dont even have real hair (no oofience) |
Wasnt it Eve that made ADAM chop all the apples? |
Women ARE DANGEROUS!!! period!!, why did adam eat all the apples, becoz of a woman. if he had kept her in line he wouldnt have eaten all the apples, gademmit!! ![]() |
MrsEve , madam i should make u my 3rd wife, maybe u will learn to respect mens! ![]() |
MrsEve , madam I have to re sell you, u givin me too much head ache!! ![]() |
Phate07 , bro MRS EVE cant even cook egg, talkless of cookin rice!! ![]() |
annita19 , madam did u just say No to me? do u realize am a fine boy? ![]() |
she too much stress, i give her for free ![]() |
Ibo-made , bro MRS EVE is just angry, she aint gots a man! ![]() |



