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Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 3:02pm On Nov 02, 2010
Y ME SOLD!!! Buyer is Moi! wink
Romance › Re: Intimidation And Control by CorkMr1: 3:00pm On Nov 02, 2010
Kokoyenut, bro, so are you sayin Womens need to be kept straight in line, always? wink
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 2:55pm On Nov 02, 2010
you know my love for you is ONE IN A BILLION!! <<<<1932 chat up line angry
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 2:53pm On Nov 02, 2010
Y ME, real ladies do not swaaar.  You are not a lady

People, pliss auction her for £10!!!(no ofers) ,  buy her and get me free!! angry
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse Having Sex On Your Wedding Eve? by CorkMr1: 2:52pm On Nov 02, 2010
nope! u join in tongue
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 2:48pm On Nov 02, 2010
Y ME,  madam i just saw your pickture,    

your wig seem too big for your head, is it a extra large wig?  (no oofeinse)
 undecided
Romance › Re: Nigerian Date by CorkMr1: 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2010
**Buys beer for MRS EVE,,,just to get a kiss** tongue
Romance › Re: What Will You Do The Night Of Your Wedding. by CorkMr1: 2:40pm On Nov 02, 2010
actualy, beggin her for punny woudnt be a bad idea undecided
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 2:35pm On Nov 02, 2010
by the way, MRS EVE dont have real hair, $18 cash!! no oofeers!!
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 2:32pm On Nov 02, 2010
errmm Ok, are we selling only womens today??

What about midgets, 190, for example?undecided
Romance › Re: What Will You Do The Night Of Your Wedding. by CorkMr1: 2:30pm On Nov 02, 2010
bayor48 , errm Brother, You need to go back to your primary skool and SUE all your teachers,

Weeedinghuh? Bro, I bet u must be Hausa (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: New Warfi Babe Dey Hail O! Romance Ppl. by CorkMr1: 12:49pm On Nov 02, 2010
bro am just lookin for friendship, nothin more undecided
Romance › Re: Woman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by CorkMr1: 12:47pm On Nov 02, 2010
buccaneer7 , bro, she wants u gademmmmit!! do u need me to write it in french?

She is Malasia, u in malasia, Hook with the chick, gadeemit! wink
Romance › Re: Woman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by CorkMr1: 12:45pm On Nov 02, 2010
lol@ Ms Potato grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: New Warfi Babe Dey Hail O! Romance Ppl. by CorkMr1: 12:32pm On Nov 02, 2010
dyamm, if she offer me punny, I will dive on it!!, truss me! tongue
Celebrities › Re: World's Widest Mouth (Guiness Book Of Record) Won By A 20 Yr Old Angolan. Pics by CorkMr1: 12:13pm On Nov 02, 2010
true but IBO people usualy hav wide elastic mouth, just look at Ojuku (no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: New Warfi Babe Dey Hail O! Romance Ppl. by CorkMr1: 12:11pm On Nov 02, 2010
Warfibabe (f) <<<<<< Nairaland most beautifull (EVER) tongue
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2010
My future wife will be from Nairaland! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: New Warfi Babe Dey Hail O! Romance Ppl. by CorkMr1: 12:04pm On Nov 02, 2010
Beautifull womens in Nairaland that look like men, Yes!!

Just beautiful women: NO!!!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Tonto Dike? How Can I Get Her New Film? by CorkMr1: 11:59am On Nov 02, 2010
yes u can get it from Block Buster Video stores
Romance › Re: Beware Of Girls Of Marriageable Age ! by CorkMr1: 11:53am On Nov 02, 2010
Marriageable Age ? is that bewteen 40 & 50 yrs old? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: New Warfi Babe Dey Hail O! Romance Ppl. by CorkMr1: 11:48am On Nov 02, 2010
Warfibabe (f), madam, u the most beaitifullest woman I ever seen in my life,

and I want u to be the Sugar in my Sugarcane!! wink
Romance › Re: How Many Men/women Have You Ever Slept With In Your Life? by CorkMr1: 11:43am On Nov 02, 2010
ermm, hold up, let me tink!! angry
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 11:33am On Nov 02, 2010
But can any of thsese womens cook & cleean?,  coz most of them cant even cook egg angry
Romance › Re: Woman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by CorkMr1: 11:14am On Nov 02, 2010
annawhite:
sending mail, ino mkpo
**Checks meaning of *ino mkpo* in English dicktionary**
Romance › Re: Nl Auction -- How Much Would These Ladies Go On Sale For -- Guys Only! by CorkMr1: 11:07am On Nov 02, 2010
OMOLOLALA <<<< £35, cash only, No offers!! (only coz she look like a super model, kinda) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: New Warfi Babe Dey Hail O! Romance Ppl. by CorkMr1: 11:00am On Nov 02, 2010
Warfibabe (f), I tink I love you wink

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