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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:01pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
GentleMimi:...sweery...can u kindly tell all those ugly mofos to back off Coz am hitting it first... 4real!  |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by CorkyJoe: 10:34pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
...sup Mr Jay bee.. U no wots up..S.0.S  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 10:31pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
GentleMimi: Eejit! Babe said she'll fink abt it and u're already jumping like a frog. Ordinary punny,u no fit get!....sweery am a plaYa...May I remind u that u owe me one week punny for the stress u giving Me .....so we need to negotiate! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 8:06pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]akuko.....  ok sweerie, will think about it.[/quote]...hmm..one down..20 to go...dyamm, I gats lyrics! ..thank u babes!  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you mean i should leave naija big boys and go for London small boys? .......please advice[/quote]....yea baby..truss me. We Londoners r 10 time berra lookin & we gots swag compared to those Homebased 9ja guys that look ice cream sellers riding bicycle (no oofeinse) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 6:30pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Mondisweets: but u r impossible to teach. babes like romantic guys with swag. u have to wine and dine them, buy them recharge card and brazilian wig. sweeery u have a long way to go befor u can even get an ordinary NL babe. dont ask for yansh unless she offers it herself , otherwise if u ask her it will constitute as rape..sweery i didnt ask for story...i ask for punny!..YES or NO? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 6:16pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Mondisweets: biko behave urself...sweeery can we discuss that thing u promiced me? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 5:07pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]  [/quote]...sweeery Margret...please ignore those Small boys and focus on a BIG BOY…..do u hav ikebe or not? ..gaddemit! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 4:41pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]no offeeiince.......what language is that?[/quote]...ok u gots ikebe? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 4:11pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]How do i go about that? sweery......pls advice[/quote]..u light skin ..u gots nyansh? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 3:29pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lmao... this guy needs his medicine.[/quote]....sweeery describe yor sef? |
| Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by CorkyJoe: 1:28pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]It is simple... Be cool [/quote]...which coool??.. wait until u r 100 years old? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 1:27pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
...this niaraland babes keep playin had to get like they all that....it aint even like they loook like Beyansi! |
| Romance › Re: Long-term Relationship! by CorkyJoe: 1:16pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
..Sweery Onilamb..no oofeince but please…can we bribe u to STOP posting thread for the next 60 years?? We r fed up!!! |
| Romance › Re: To The Ladies by CorkyJoe: 1:07pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Mickyboiz: You're wondering why your mum's prayer ain't working, how wil it work? When your Mum is busy praying for Adejoke,Adefunke, Victoria, Bolarinwa, Wosilat, Yemisi" and u've change ur name to Sexybabe toh posh, vicky toh cutest, olori toh cutest, Natasha slimberry, miss Endowed, Bustyberry. Guys feel free to add urz, Front page plss...did they ignore u? |
| Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by CorkyJoe: 12:39pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Flow] I am not disabled neither did I answer your question with a question. Thanks[/quote]...ok then...wots the quickest way to get punny on Nairaland without spendin 1 kobo?...those babes are Gold diggars! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 12:13pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Mondisweets: That's half your age 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 12:13pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Mondisweets: I know u can't live without me...prooof it... punny! 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:26am On Dec 19, 2013 |
Mondisweets: I miss the old people who used to visit this thread frequently...everyone ignoring u? |
| Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by CorkyJoe: 11:08am On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Flow] I just told you all you need to know....[/quote]….bro no oofeincece but why are u answering my question wit a question? r u disable??  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 10:49am On Dec 19, 2013 |
mizzthang: mizzthang:....errrm Sweery Mintang...Correction...u will get BANNED if u play had to get!!! |
| Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by CorkyJoe: 10:46am On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]If you know how to play your card well, I tell you, you will get them in abundance. Now the problem with some Nairaland dudes is, they kiss and tell. I have seen cases where the moderators had to step in quickly in order for the matter to be curtailed. Another thing, them sisters like talented brothers and those that can make their day. Are you one of them? If you are, I speak into your life this day, punnnies shall find their ways into your life..... Halla amen!!! Foxydramus[/quote]...…which card?? ..bro these babes make u waster precious energy on toastin….but guess wot…ordinary punnny, they wunt release… Even to throw kiss..its wahala!!! |
| Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by CorkyJoe: 10:37am On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]I was just thinking about the number of people that needs help here on Nairaland. You see them browsing through different sections looking for those with similar needs to theirs so they would be able to learn from the advice meted out to that person. All that has come to an end. Open up to me and you will be surprised how close you are to the answer. As a man who had seen many things, I have decided to offer my invaluable skills free. You can ask me questions concerning the matters of the heart, mind and even spirituality. Humour is my watchword. I will give you the answers you so desire. Ask FOXYDRAMUS Now!!![/quote]..Mr Doctor...our question is :.. why are Nairaland babes refusing to supply punny ....like helpin the brothers?.. ...whats the logic? They so rude and stobborn!!...why? |
| Romance › Re: Insecurity In Relationships. by CorkyJoe: 10:27am On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=tpia@]They succumb because they want to have sex?[/quote]sweeery Tipla..….Aint this your 10 year on Nairaland? .. U still lookin? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 10:24am On Dec 19, 2013 |
...anyways...any nice babe in the house lookin for *Butter hussband*..No stress....just holla! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 10:21am On Dec 19, 2013 |
[quote author=DE_GONGS]Don't think its necessary. Don't you think?[/quote]...bro forget that Maria-Grotoritititi babe...she a time waster...truss me!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 7:10pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
GentleMimi: No dude,i'll be calling u ''oke mkpi'',cos u bleet like a se*x starved he-goat....calm down u fat babe...so r u telling me that if I rip of my Armani shirt..u will jump on me?... don't lie! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
GentleMimi: And an igbo accent.......hangon...u dis Ghana midget....do u realize if I was in Nigeria..u would be calling me: uncle..or chief? |
| Romance › Re: Can You Remember Your First Crush Ever? by CorkyJoe: 5:24pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
FrancisTony: *yawn* Lol. Err'body gat to make mouth on social network!...brother...do u realize how long my *kondo* is? ..do u think 17 inches long iS a joke? ...bro...ok..open yo mouth! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 5:05pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Mondisweets: u r the Londoner with the tribal marks |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Mondisweets: he is this nice gentleman on NL, unlike u he doesn't have bus conductor tendencies...Gentleman wit Tribal mark?...compared to a Londonder? ...i dont tink so!! |
| Romance › Re: Can You Remember Your First Crush Ever? by CorkyJoe: 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Corky Joe A.K.A Mr Cork <<<<<<< cant last 2 hours non stop! |
