₦airaland Forum

caseless: that's my wife

..ermm Bro..so whats the deal wit that Gentle Mimi babe...u nyanshed her or u juss friends?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]lol u hav R1 000[/quote]..Yep!

GentleMimi: *sights his flat pockets,skeletal hungry face,and sagging dress.......ignored!*

..may i remind u that i have only £42,000 left in ma current account?

..so are we sayin there are no wifey materials on Nairaland? ..only market women?...I give up!!

GentleMimi: *ignored*
make some money,then we talk!

..sweery ama plaYa....i have moiney.. .gadeemit!!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]pink is for lil girls
Red is 4 women like mwah[/quote]..sweery do u want to auction your pant?...highest bidder!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]pink is for lil girls
Red is 4 women like mwah[/quote]..sweery do u want to auction your pant?

GentleMimi: *pads bum bum with venom needle* tap and die!

..sweery u dont even have nyansh...u aint even light skin..even ordnary london u aint been....so why fronting??

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Did he get the punny?[/quote]

…Opara Winfury !

...do u guys no that they sell *edible womens pant* made from honey?

..They sell them in UK shop called:: Ann Summers.....u dont belive me?....Google it!

Prince Gashon: where are you from

..LOndon Peckham..A.K.A Mr Cork!

..but how can u people rate dark skin females? dont u hav tatse?..nooofeinsese but u been to London?

Mondisweets: she doesn't have money for pant... It is not good for her line of business, customers might change their mind before she gets to take it off na

..is yor pant made from Brazillian wig?

..but why do guys steal pant?

Truckpusher: I'm looking for this particular girl here in NL ,don't know if she is a ghost but i tell you all something .....she murdered my heart

..bro truss me...she is mammy water!!

…anyways back to the serrrrious topic…any serious babe lookin for serious Londoner?…please holla!! (No Gold diggars please)

GentleMimi: No tienks,i'll pass. Dude,you is po! U still dey battle wit 2008 range rover. I need a bobo wit 2014 model.YOU IS POOR!

..^^see did fat babe!

caseless: *FALLS into folawiyo tanks*
how many have u asked for a kiss?

..which kiss? ...bro...nigerian girls dont no how to kiss.....they will bite off yor tongue!!

GentleMimi: eeeeejjjiiiitt!

..u been to London? ..huh? dont lie!!

Mondisweets: biko i dont date taxi drivers like u. Babes don't like guys who act like they operate a mill for a living... Let me teach u how to be a playa truss me even if u don't have money, jus act like u use $100 notes as toilet paper and girls will fall at your feet

...really?..how many guys there in Nigeria owns 3 property in London, Drives a 2008 Range rover Spot with alloy wills, Born & raised in peckam and has traveled to 37 countries? ..huh? ..i give up!!

ama PlaYa!!!

Mondisweets: London player that can't get ordinary babe Sweery behave, these are classy babes they like pizza and Shawarma not okro soup and Kpomo like ur ex Peggy. Just flaunt your wallet and let me do the talking for u

..correcttion..u already one of my lovelys...gentle mimi iincluded!!!

..anyways back to our serrrious thread...any light skin wifey material in the house? ..please holla!!

caseless: tabh? Why?

..My Brother...truss me, these niaraland babes are what we call **Loooong thing***in London..

..Ordnary kiss, they wunt deliver..Ordnary punny, they wunt deliver..even ordnary hello, they wunt say..forget theem!!

crownbryan: i think is a welcome idea, but let me hear your view, why do u objected to it

..bro ama Londoner and truss me it aint cool... why must they know everytin about u so they can take advantage? NOT GOOD!!

Elnino4ladies: Wht is d sexiest color of undies..??

..pant is pant!!

caseless: holy spirit wont allow me to tap if they'r here.

..bro forget that babe,...truss me..Nothin!

..the babe is too fat...but dont you people have light skin females in Nigeria? serriously..i give up!!

..that boy has no taste....did he realize those babes were dark skin?

crownbryan: one of the upper edge British woman have over any other women in any part of the world is that they can check or search for spouse past violent or crime record. if British women can check for partner’s violent past, then their have the ability to determine they own future husband or male or female friends by not falling pray into the hands of someone that will manipulate, humiliate , molest, beat and treat them like a piece of rag, some men are domestically violent and the Government has open a means to guide individual before making choices, this apply to both male and female.

visit this site to read more, sources of research www.vanguardngr.com/

..its true...but not a good idea!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]1. A real man is proud of his woman. He always
show off his babe and is never ashamed to walk
with her, share things publicly with her and even
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her with utmost care. He understands when his
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to give her a warm smile.

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for his woman. He makes sure his woman is happy
and comfortable. He provides for her needs, tries
new things with her and always makes her feel like
no one can ever love her the way he does.

5. A real man appreciates his woman. A real man
never seize the slightest opportunity to tell her
how beautiful she is. It is his duty to tell her that
everyday and especially, when she is on a new
clothe and whenever she makes a new hair-do.

6. A real man is supportive. A real man supports
his woman completely both physically, financially
& emotionally. Seeing her successful is his
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man realizes his woman's imperfections, and
rather encourages her to adjust and become a
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to his woman and their relationship.

10. Lastly, a real man is a godly man.[/quote]..Mr Cork <<< real man.. ermm OP Ijelelebo..Brother ..no ofeince but dont u have simple english name like Fred, paul, kate or karib?