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 Health › Re: What Soap Do You Use? by CorkyJoe: 1:31pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
dvdon: Yes!!! We have Lux, Eva, Fantasia, Dove, Irish spring, Lucia, Delta, Dettol, Tetmonsol, Dudu osun, and Sunlight...brother..do u want to see magic?...drop the soap and pick it up!  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 1:25pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
larride: *Falls into caseless alhaji cap*  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 1:24pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Mondisweets: sweery u better learn how to be nice if u want anyone to toast u...leave your bus conductor tendencies for your threads. Don't u know mimi is a fine light skinned babe...sweery..so u expect me.. a plaYa, a Londoner... to toast babe that look like man? ..No oofeinse but do u hav electricity? |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by CorkyJoe: 1:08pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
..Hello Mr Jay Bee MOD. ..when is Mr Cork goin to be MOD coz every babe been askin?..early january?  |
| Romance › Re: How To Get My Ex Back( I Need Professional Tips) by CorkyJoe: 12:59pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Kamilat20: i want my ex back but he is willing to give in. he is now dating someone older than him but still want him back...sweery Mr Cork is available..he from London Peckam & he drives a 2008 Range Rover spot with alloy wills.. ..are u light skin? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 12:30pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
GentleMimi: No thanks......you dis ugly albino midget...who want to toast u sef!! |
| Romance › Re: 2go- Promotes Homosexuality In Nigeria [fact].. Watch Your Kids Closely.. by CorkyJoe: 12:14pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Enigmatic icon: Well it only happens in dreams.....was a black man being the president of America a dream?  |
| Romance › Re: 2go- Promotes Homosexuality In Nigeria [fact].. Watch Your Kids Closely.. by CorkyJoe: 11:57am On Dec 17, 2013 |
..hopefully..Nigeria will be ga,y tourist attraction preety soon!!  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:53am On Dec 17, 2013 |
..and ladies...please make sure u dont bring stress coz i dont want stress...I juss wanna toast!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:49am On Dec 17, 2013 |
...ok..any babe wanna chat? ....mature babe please!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:48am On Dec 17, 2013 |
..but why is punnny so difficult to connnect?...was the logic? |
| Romance › Re: I Caught My Brother's Friend Sniffing My Panties by CorkyJoe: 6:20pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
bunsexy: My Friends Brother who is btw 17 or 18 came for a Sleepover, am 25 . My Parents were out and wanted me to pretty much 'babysit' them while they were away. time went by and I wanted to go for a Walk. As I got back went back to my Room I saw with my own eyes my Brothers Friend smelling my Underwear from my Laundry Basket I was so shoked I stubbornly cleared my throat and he turned away swiftly and looked at me, and couldnt say a word,dropped my painties and left with shame....later that day I sneakily went into my Brothers Friends bag to see if he took anything, As I opened his bag I saw my Bra and 2 of my Underwear, I just got so Furious but couldn't do much....serrriously..i giv up! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: I Caught My Brother's Friend Sniffing My Panties by CorkyJoe: 6:19pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
bunsexy: My Friends Brother who is btw 17 or 18 came for a Sleepover, am 25 . My Parents were out and wanted me to pretty much 'babysit' them while they were away. time went by and I wanted to go for a Walk. As I got back went back to my Room I saw with my own eyes my Brothers Friend smelling my Underwear from my Laundry Basket I was so shoked I stubbornly cleared my throat and he turned away swiftly and looked at me, and couldnt say a word,dropped my painties and left with shame....later that day I sneakily went into my Brothers Friends bag to see if he took anything, As I opened his bag I saw my Bra and 2 of my Underwear, I just got so Furious but couldn't do much....so whats wrong with sniffin ordnary pant?...why are u making noise? |
| Celebrities › Re: Photo: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Irritated Posing With Sean Tizzle! by CorkyJoe: 4:29pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
..ok...so is that boy Nyanhsin her? |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: How Would You React To A Partner That Says No Sex? by CorkyJoe: 4:12pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
..No to punny? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Is Now A Born Again & Ready For Marry! by CorkyJoe(op): 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
..ermm ladies..Mr Cork is a great guy & a sweet guy & a romantic guy and a caring guy & London Peckham based & a ex plaYa & can cook & Love God and go to church & vegetarian & husbband material and will love u without cheatin on u.. ...ladies...did I mention he drives 2008 Range Rover spot with alloys...please toast him! |
| Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by CorkyJoe: 11:58am On Dec 16, 2013 |
...Wow..Thank u Mr Cork from London Peckam with Swaaaga…. My kissing technik has now improve thanks to your great advise and bro guess wot… ..one of my babes have just ask me for hands in Marriage thank sto yor great teaching...Mr Cork, I am happy.. Mr cork, we love u dye! |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by CorkyJoe: 3:38pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
...thank u Mr cork.. Thanks to your London swaaga steps. Am now dating 4 light skin babe in my area & am now highly respected & will marry nest year ..thank u sir, we love u! |
| Celebrities › Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by CorkyJoe: 5:57pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
...Kai...see nyansh |
| Romance › Re: Do Nigerian Boyfriends Still Do Free Midnight Calls? by CorkyJoe: 5:55pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
...but how can they do midnight calls when they never hav phone credit??...serrriously...I giv up! |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by CorkyJoe: 3:49pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
[quote author=Go_n_Die]Guy you're elligible to rape any girl, may God have mercy on your soul as well as mine.[/quote]. ..bro no offense but u sound like a certified crack head ...wot has my toasting babe gots to do wit u?..anyways |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Best Hangout Joints In Lagos? by CorkyJoe: 3:12pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Nastydroid: someone from yabaleft |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by CorkyJoe: 3:09pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
[quote author=Go_n_Die]See this yeye man o! So you have decided to destroy our image abi. All the morals we've been taught you have garbaged it like it was valueless. I will tell the pastor.[/quote]..which value?...u don't like punny?..r u ga.y? .. ..seriously, I giv up! |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by CorkyJoe: 2:02pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
Mondisweets: be nice to me I might be the only one to bring u a miracle since u haven't been able to get an ordinary NL babe... It will take me less than 30secs to get ogugua begging u for marriage... truss me..sweery...r u sayin u will gimmme punnny if am nice to u??.. Really? ..punnny?...punnny as in the real punnny?  |
| Romance › Re: Who Says Majority Of Nigerian Girls Are Cheap? by CorkyJoe: 12:18pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
...ok....if they giv u number,they r not cheap..but if they don't giv u number, they r cheap ....serrriously ..I giv up!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Best Hangout Joints In Lagos? by CorkyJoe: 12:16pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
..mr cork is a great guy and a great role model to Nigerian guys who lack swagga. We love u Mr Cork! |
