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Romance / Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by CorkyJoe: 9:07pm On Dec 23, 2013
pweetixandy:
its light sKinned..not light sKin


....see yor face like tiger... Who ask you? angry

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Who Got His First Kiss Yesterday Night!! by CorkyJoe: 1:57pm On Dec 23, 2013
Bryan12: .....and it happened so fast,so quick that i don't seem to remember a thing.but it happened and it was the best feeling ever!

....thanks to *Mr Cork Swaaga steps on frenck kiss*....he finally got his first kiss..congrats

..ermm bro..i hope she waz light skin!!!! angry
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by CorkyJoe: 1:55pm On Dec 23, 2013
jay bee:


..bro wot time? embarassed
Celebrities / Re: See What This Ghanaian Big Girl Wore To An Event! Sexy Or Trashy by CorkyJoe: 1:41pm On Dec 23, 2013
...kaiii...see boooobsy...i need a straw!! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:13am On Dec 23, 2013
Mondisweets: Hello, I hope everyone is having a lovely day at work today grin


angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 8:17pm On Dec 20, 2013
Maria-Goretti:

um, can you please translate your spanish writeup?

...ermm sweery Marisa.... Qui La pa La moi PlaYa et punny moi et u today.... Juss one round qui please? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2013
..….pleasse can some body kindly derail thise thread since u people are not making sense…cheers...what iz the Topick!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 4:44pm On Dec 20, 2013
Mondisweets: im joking sorry i was busy. u can check urs now smiley


...busy doin wot?... wit who? ..see this babe cheatin on me!! angry
Romance / Re: Who Are More Romantic Between Girls That Listens To Blues Or Rap Music. by CorkyJoe: 4:06pm On Dec 20, 2013
Itsflame: Hi nairalanders, it's me itsflame.

I was having this arguement with someone yesterday but we couldn't take each other opinion. So I decided to hear from you guys.

Girls that like listening to songs like celine dion and the rest compared to a hard core rap music lover, who would you say can be more romantic.

What do you think. Don't just peep and go, you need to be heard nigga *in B.O.B 's voice* grin


....so u people call it *blues* in Nigeria?...Brother...the next time u call it BLUES, ..u will be banned for 20 years...ITS CALLED: SLOW DANCE ...gademmit!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:39pm On Dec 20, 2013
San Miguel:


Mimi is always angry. cheesy


...100.0000.000% true...Nairaland females sufffar from anger mangement and I recommended counsellin...but guess wot...instead of takin to my advise..they cussed me out agian...how can u cuss a plaYa??...bro we need to boycutt them! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:29pm On Dec 20, 2013
San Miguel: Mimi how far naa??


...bro i tink the babe is angry! grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Mass Wedding Conducted For 1,100 Widows And Divorcees In Kano by CorkyJoe: 2:27pm On Dec 20, 2013
...dyamm..maybe i should come and pick 5! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:19pm On Dec 20, 2013
GentleMimi:
Mtchwwwww! Pls go away now!!!



..sweery is it illegal to act like a lady in Nigeria or is it natural to behave like market woman??...

..be nice to me & u will be lucky...truss me...AMA plaYa & i no best!!! wink

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Romance / Re: I Smell Lie. by CorkyJoe: 2:16pm On Dec 20, 2013
Preceedo: I'm handsome but have a huge Nose. It's something that flows in the family!
I mean, when I travel home when people look at me twice they ask " Are you from sososo family. It is in the DNA. grin

But to my dismay, Nobody has ever teased me on it except we teasing ourselves. And many girls are even crushing on me?
This has made me to think that people may not care about my nose.

Am I right or wrong? Can you date a guy/girl with a huge nose? How do you see them? What do you think about them? Can you turn a guy/lady away because s/he has a huge nose?

Pls, no yabbing abeg!

..ok...so yor nose look like mango...anyways, bro ...being a plaYa in the game & a ladies man dating 5 babes....my advise is is to go for white women only....they lov u for who u are & will never cheat on u..unlike black babes....truss me!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:11pm On Dec 20, 2013
GentleMimi:
Hallelujah!
Aureliuz,stop ''liking'' the posts here!


..anyways..sweery..u very lucky that u females like me like crazy...if not...i wudhav *GONE* looong time..truss me!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:08pm On Dec 20, 2013
GentleMimi:
Sweet rat,shut ur buccal cavity,tienks.


..EXACTLY.....this is y u cant find husssband in 2013....cussin people from *january to december*..truss me..i give up!!undecided

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Romance / Re: Naija Babe Gets Nakéd And Curse Her Boyfriend by CorkyJoe: 2:05pm On Dec 20, 2013
....kaiii...see booobsy..more pictures puleasssee!!! tongue
Romance / Re: Naija Babe Gets Nakéd And Curse Her Boyfriend by CorkyJoe: 2:05pm On Dec 20, 2013
....kaiii...see booobsy!! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:03pm On Dec 20, 2013
...but serrrriously...how can a female be correcting a *plaYa??..a Londonder? were is the ressepct!!!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2013
GentleMimi:
And when did u port from plaYa to hubby? My friend,the key words are ''respectable'' and ''husband''. Unfortunately,non of them qualifies u.Park well!


…ther u go…this is the problem wit Africa….*woman correcting man*…i giv up!!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 1:58pm On Dec 20, 2013
GentleMimi: And who is the overzealous baby monkey ''liking'' all the posts on this page?


....sweeery u are not a lady so why r u applyin to be me wifey? ..PLEASIE SIT DOWN!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2013
...anyways...any babe loookin for respectable husssband...please holla!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2013
Mondisweets: be nice, u work for me. Keep giving attitude and u will be unemployed very soon, truss me grin


..work for u doing wot? ..brusing yor yellow teeth? angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:48am On Dec 20, 2013
...can't imagine a plaYa datin babe selling bread n egg.... Am a plaYa..gaddemmit! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:46am On Dec 20, 2013
Maria-Goretti:

CEOs dont have much to do........we just sit and the money keep flowing in.

...so u sell bread n egg & u the C.O.O.E?.....seriously..l giv up! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:25am On Dec 20, 2013
...no offenssse but apart from me...is everybody is this room unemployed?..,u people always hear 24/7.. undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:08am On Dec 20, 2013
angry
Health / Re: Tips To Avoid Bosom Sagging by CorkyJoe: 10:50am On Dec 20, 2013
....me i love boooobys suckin...saggy or no sagggy...i suk!!! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 10:47am On Dec 20, 2013
castielo:

Are you scared already? I thought u said u a player? undecided

Certified plaYa..if I may correct u ...anyways....bro wots the deal with u & that Mariaya mogoroti babe.. U Nyanshin her or u juss friends? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 10:21am On Dec 20, 2013
..ok!! ....who the hell is this Castielodogo taxi driver lookin boy tryin to steal ma womens?? ..wher him at?? ...

COME OUTSIDE!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:33pm On Dec 19, 2013
GentleMimi:
Your mouth dey pain u? Tell them urself na.


....sweeeery I juss told those ugly mechanic lookin ugly 9ja guys to gerrrout... So when Can we kiss? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by CorkyJoe: 11:31pm On Dec 19, 2013
GentleMimi:
Your mouth dey pain u? Tell them urself na.

...ok...u ugly taxi driver lookin home based 9ja guys....please back of from my woman wit immediate affect!! angry

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