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Finquas:
She's even looking younger and better.. quick grace to recovery my wonderful actress 🙏 mercy

Don't know why...

Whenever a human adds weight and lose it, they'll always look younger...

Mercy na correct African beauty, whichever size she is...

Smh

Bendeco02:
Be deceiving yourself

Women sees beyound height.

Your fitness and other features matters as well.

Average muscular or fit man with other attractive features have more chance. Don't just be short but average

All these tall this tall that are only online it ends. In reality, women date and marry average men and even short men without any issue.

If you be tall mugu without any vibe, women won't even look your side.

Does all the tall guys in your area have girl friend?

Dey there dey play


Even mumu man get woman wey go still like am like that

TheSourcerer:


i believe a created image , Tinibus shadow is not visible and the lighting of his suit to the background is very suspicious too.

Oh...

This daddy didn't look closely, we don't even care...

At least, when we're wrong, we're not ashamed to confess our wrong and apologize.

BetterLife101:
FTC again!

Why do people celebrate FTC? Is there any thing special about it?


Omo I hear Car gunshot-like sound for Abuja 2 Years back,
I been first think say Na Riffle sound i hear, i nearly discharge unto Edo boy wey i be 😊

Na the banny wey i carry come calm me down say na Abuja boys dey march fire.

Which one is "unto Edo boy wey you be"?

So Edo boy no know the difference? Discharge na, bush man

Reverseng:
Competition in the wilds??
What's the competition about?

Why do you feel you need competition to test your capabilities?
Don't you know you can also work together and know your strength while working together?
So those that carried first position are more human than those that carried last?

Someone who decides to be useless to themselves and society and makes no effort to change should be cast out from society...unless they decide to turn a new leaf

The goal of the host was to create scarcity.

There are 7 continents that our history books tells us about?
Why lock up Antarctica?
Why did different super power countries (Russia, united States, ukraine and co) decide to lock up up one continent?
Imagine they locked up the whole of Africa?
The plants, animals, natural resources and humans found in Africa would never be known
I made the bolded in bold for a reason

Surprisingly enough, Russia and Ukraine are at war. But surprisingly enough, they're working together to keep Antarctica locked up. Men at war are peace loving in secret

When the food is abundant and electricity is wireless and limitless, what's the point of 9-5?

You begin to see it now don't you?
The great deception

Someone created an engine that could convert liquid fuel to vapour and can drive car engines to a far distance, compared to ordinary liquid Petrol.
Shell, the popular oil company approached him and offered 25 million dollars for his patent. He turned them down. He wanted to make the technology for everyone.

Next, he was found dead. Google ogle carburetor

Also, Google 'Patent secrecy act'

Prepare to be blown away

Ah...

I'm lazy but let this daddy trouble himself a bit... Lols

Tha hell is the bolded? Hahahahahahaha 🤣 🤣

And now, daddy is tired again, let lazy me rest abeg..😂

And yes... Anyone who chooses to be lazy and useless to society (not me o, I still get use for society lols😂😂😂 ) should be evicted from society... Gods, what's such a nonsense pesin doing in society? Don't you see they're true problems ?

No mind me, I'm tired abeg, good night.

Gods ...

Somebody should tell our president to stop wearing Agbada...


He looks good in this foreign clothing... Just like a badass assassin..

Only problem is I don't like how African leaders always interact with slouched shoulders, za hell... Are they that spineless? The old cowards... SMH

Aryafucksfinaly:
Ftc

Nigerians won't patronise him because he's local. Except him put oyinbo as the face.

We jhus hope he no lose hope in the way things be for the nation and jump ship...

He might get great offers outside.

Hopss:
Read about a case some few years back, a man bought coca-cola in quantities and shipped abroad, thinking of the profit he's going to make, when the consignment got to the designated country, it was shipped back to Nigeria , declaring it unfit for human consumption. so the man sued coca-cola bottling company. The following conversation took place
Prosecutor:Why did you produce a substandard product for me to export, there by making me to lose my resources.
Defendant:we never knew you wanted to export it, the drinks we produce in Nigeria is made for Nigerian market and not for export.
So you see, the coca-cola might look same but not the same quality. Mind you this really happened in Nigeria, it's no fiction .

Fiction or not, this ancestor will never drink that shiit again.. last time it touched my tongue was in the early 90s...

Day169:
It makes no sense at all, almost amounting to the legendary sleaze and corruption the civil service is reputed for (disrepute actually).
Let's break it down. A monthly expenditure of 20 million naira on electricity amounts to about 650k daily. If they're supplied with only 3 hours of power every day, then that's 220k per hour. Haba!
Furthermore, 80k litres of diesel in a month is about a hundred million naira every month for 24 hours power? It just doesn't add up to me.

Oh..

You know the numbers... But these wereys don't even care about the numbers... They just open their mouths and talk...

Who'd kweshun dem? Not me, not you, not anybody... After f we provide advice, bot go ban us ... Shey these kind wereys suppose dey life with us they yan all these nonsense?

abc115:
Developers worse pass ....they sleep around in Lagos while married

Oh... Lemme guess, wherever you're from, the women are chaste and morally upright, ehn?


No wonder una dey always end up for Facebook with tragic stories...

Òní yéyé

I married her with love and enrolled her in school at mkar medical laboratory school, she came for a weekend and called all my family and her family and told us that, she can not continued with the marriage again, she transfer my money to her account and go back to school and got married to one boy called Valentine, After 4 months she came back to me and cried, I take her back as my wife, After 9 months she told me that, she want to have her freedom, she packed to my house to gboko, now she is sleeping with peoples and sending me the pictures she is having sex with them

May the old gods forbid I ever have such a descendant...

WTH

No need to blame the girl again abeg... The guy's so wise that I'm speechless...

Righteousness2:
The comments from the south Africans is so funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

Shey...
Na our body dem the eediots dey get power... 🤣🤣

They have their oppressors, those who've rendered them invalid in their own land yet na Nigeria dem hate...

I never take den serious,... the eediots

Awón òní yéyé

Oh...

What about competition in the wild?

And I disagree with that example you used... In your example, the goal of the hosts was not to create scarcity or whatever... its a total miss to think so...

Such competitive arrangements are only a test for capabilities....

surgical:
what do except from a president who came unprepared for the job except his personal agenda,which he has been excuting with precision

Abeg since time immemorial, has this country ever had any leader that came prepared?

Total wastes, the whole lot of them...

alpharoyalty:
We became rubbish since we stopped using our overage men

What are you even saying?

The problem clearly lies with those looking for talents... They're probably lazy at their job and not really hunting for true talents...

Abi you wan tell this ancestor say no talented under 20s for this country? Knowing my country, that's impossible... We wey get even werey sef, lols

BlueStripper:
Dear OP,

This is indeed a very sad experience and I can only imagine how you feel.

Please don't over-flog yourself. Medical Quackery is something we are yet to address in Nigeria.

Now back to the issue at hand. We will look at it from two sides:

1. If you are financially stable and really want to have healthy children with your wife in the future, then you must sign-up for preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) whenever you want a child. Do not have much children because this process isn't cheap. So maybe 2 children.

2. If you are not financially stable but you want children, then father from outside and bring it home. Also make sure your wife truly understands the situation at hand and agrees to your plan.

DO NOT DIVORCE YOUR WIFE OR MAKE HER PAY FOR WHAT SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT. DO NOT TAKE A SECOND WIFE.

As for your son, love him. Just love him. Love will keep him with you for long. But please, do not act in faith and impregnate the mother again or without proper medical counselling and PGD.

I wish you all the best and may Allah help you and your family in this tough time.

The number 2...

Sighs...

fineboynl:
I was just wondering if Nigerians are still eating pounded yam?

The price of yam will just weak you.

Normal size 9k-10k i just weak.

Imagine...

The size in ya picture was what this ancestor was buying between 120-150 naira back when men were boys...

There was even 70naira tubers back then.

Well, daddy can't even remember when he heard the Yoruba word "Iyán" last. Who dey even pound and eat yam again when there be too many alternatives out there?

Axis313:
How true is this?
If it is true, then that "different solar system" must be like something "light years" away where our ordinary spacecrafts can never reach in a thousand years time.
This life is very complex.

Ah yes... Yet they got realtime feedback from their tracker... Almost immediately even

Until someone can convince me that there's now a reasonable (or maybe unreasonable) definition of what a soul is, and how it can be interacted with using our present technology, I'll continue to view this information with skepticism... Oh, not like my views would affect anything.. so go on

PenpalOso:
Wait…this might just be the reason Russian scientists were recently able to track the soul of a dead man at a distant planet billions of lightyears away from earth. 🤔

Who's to say those guys are not just making things up?

What's even a soul?

Since the advancement of AI to it's current levels, it has all become confusing to this ancestor... Sometimes it'll seem I'm getting to something but it's just escaping my mind each time... Maybe I'll try like I once was and start taking notes of my feelings and thought processes that led to such feeling, so I'll remember where I left off.

I've ignored true studying for long, I confess... SMH

Vicboy1:
The world was in love ,peace and unity till the reptilians/alpha draconians took control of it

A world filled with only peace, love and unity can never be a world of humans... There must be werey among the population... One that'll display other aspects of what we're now forced to describe as "human nature"...

fredwill1357:
We do have a level of free will, albeit limited. Without our freewill, the game will be severely boring for the higher powers. Watch the movie, the matrix. It will give you more clues on the nature of our world, and I do think, the higher powers are willing to let a person exit the simulation without a fight if a person realises the fake ness and futility of the world. So far the person is willing to leave without disrupting the game.
However, when a person exits the simulation, I don't think they necessarily realize reality. There might be no reality to realize for us, just the way there is no reality for Cj outside GTA game. The person might just seize to exist .

I fear you might be correct

Antiurchins:
Lol

It will be used for supplies
If you know you know

Just like the ones they have before... Smh

madridguy:
This is life. One can be unalive anytime, and anywhere. It sad this happen in Nigeria where every finger will be pointed at the guy.

I hope the guy has good money to hire a good lawyer to press for autopsy.

The guy will be happy that him net catch fish not knowing it will end this way.

Ah...

Some people live remain one bar... But person no go know....


Akoba adaba

Caaz:
I was craving it so badly,buying it outside would Cost me alot
So I improvised and use 5k to prepare this banga stew and Rice.

Palmnut 1k
Smoked fish 1k
Protein 2k
Rice....Have it at home
Spices 500
Coca cola...500
Scentleaf....from my garden


Someone said cooking your own food would make you eat like a bandit

You be long throat o, see as you serve yasef many meat...

Funny thing be say, na so I dey do ... Long throat like us ... Smh

free2ryhme:
lies will destroy you

Not necessarily a lie....

A friend brought some bags from Sango and sold them for 65k...

So, it's safe to say he bought them for less.

adecz:
You are communicating on a global forum
but behaving as if you are simply gossiping
with your village neighbor..

You just mentioned a name of a hamlet without
indicating which state or region of Nigeria 🇳🇬
and which type of rice..

I see you love cheap things eye 👁 👀

You better park well.. 😤

Just like that, you don vex?

Be calming down oga...

Even "Fried fish" sef dey talk and give advice..

Wonders...

Pacesetter123:
So the lawmakers that earn close to 40 million naira monthly and a whooping 2bn for imaginary constituency project allowance paid their school fees in dollars or pounds?
Convert 30 something million naira to dollar and 2bn to dollar,then ask that question you were asking again.
Compare that amount to doctor's 150k a month salary.Then tell us which currency the lawmakers paid their school fees with that made them to go home with a 3 Ghana -must-Go bag monthly salary and which currency the medical students paid their fees with that make them to go home with a paltry 150k stipend as monthly salary.

No mind the werey...

They'll do anything to support their oppressors...

It's a wonder how their brain works .. SMH

Mavor:
Is it because they were being fed human beings. Remember that it was the Arabs who first introduced slavery to Africa.

Wrong...

Slavery has always been part of early civilizations... Even in Africa, there are slave clans whom others of same tribe look down on and treat as such.

These was before foreigners entered the fray...

No let wetin one mumu put online as research deceive you.

adebowales:
See the peace America brought to Libya! Am sure they are enjoying it now

Color revolution get as e be...

havenz:
Nigeria missing in all top 10 list that benefits the global nations meanwhile our law makers are going to their constituencies with 2 billion naira to prove nothing to those they represent. Shame on us.

Ehn... Na so


Na only Nigeria dey miss for there?

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