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We dey hear dey hope say make something truly happen to all of them. Like e happen to Louis xvi of the French. Even the person wey una say make we hold and una yéyé selves deserve the Louis xvi treatment...

Awón òní yéyé

Amovingman:
they fit play draw ft

Dey underrate Malawi

E go shock you

Dem tell you say na super crazy eagles be this?

These girls records be like Barcelona women own o. No go there...

Whether make I laff or cry, I no even know...

No wonder mp don cost

Image123:
While folks may be entertained by the trend, it is needful for our legislators to make a law of death to every terrorist. The current law and punishment of life sentence is a slap on the wrist. They should be killed live in front of all and without dragging case. This way, terrorism will not be a profession people want to be.

Life sentence keh?

They're released after stamping repentant in front of their name. State money is even given to them.

[quote author=chopnaira post=140158666]Beautiful northern girl compose song for Tinubu.

To you "it's just 20k" but the beneficiaries, it is more than that...

NELFUND 🔥 @NELFUND

IS THIS WHAT PERTER OBI SAID HE WILL CANCEL?? pic.twitter.com/rQ9vDyzmDN

— Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. (@Onsogbu) July 26, 2026

the gods, everybody know say dem no dey tell person when the time reach...

When time reach, e go clear for body...

Where are the Nigeria is poor crew?

Make una come see how the leader of a poor country dey spend the little the poor country get o...

Awón òní yéyé

Lols...


Dem just organize wedding for many useless people for kebbi... When e don reach for government to dey use state funds dey organize wedding for some irresponsible bums, wetin you wan talk again?

Plus as dem put body for this matter, even of dem spend 10k, Dem go inflate am to 10trillion naira... Na an avenue and an excuse to thief more osusu.

We go just dey complain, the wereys know say we can do dem nahtin...
SMH

success1smyn:
Stupidity at its peak.

Why will the government be sponsoring wedding?

As dem no geh serious work to do na.

Some people culture, government go carry am for head...

If na culture wey support progress, dem go do like say dem no see or hear.

Na all these kind backward characters dem dey spend state funds on.

I tire abeg

immortalcrown:
The second comment! 🤔

She is not the problem. She is just a symptom.

If what she is wearing is bad in a bank, then it is bad in every other public space including a club. But people will approve of the outfit in a club and condemn the same outfit in a bank. The people who are not meant to see her like this in a bank are equally not meant to see her like this on her way to a club or in the club. But our society is promoting double standards .

It's part of being human. Or you think humans na better people? Lwkmd 🤣🤣

Shebi if I say the masses are entirely useless, e go be like say I too harsh..

How many years come remain for the old guy to live and enjoy existence in that body?

Like Jesus said.. "It is finished..."


A pity

LordIsaac:
Unfortunately...they are always in business, even to their detriment!

Lols... It's just survival...

Personally, I expect a woman to like me for what I can give her. As long as I'm getting whatever it is that drew me to her, I wouldn't care. It's a good deal to me.

The one wey struggle with me when I dey grow, death don carry that one. I don too old to dey find that kind of una true love.

Love money, love body... All na still love.

It's all an exchange, no matter how I look at it. But the so-called wise humans have craftily crafted too many words to describe the same thing and would argue stupidly to defend the ruse...

Smh

muyico:
One month and two wks, 6days and two hrs, and 56minutes den 9seconds

See answer sha..
You sure say you no be ai?

brain54:
:::


Ghanians use gate instead of door. They usually say something like close the bus gate (bus pronounced as bas )


I had to check the meaning and difference between gate and door just a few days ago to be sure I wasn't the one that was out of place because it's so common. (Sometimes mistakes repeated so often and commonly will begin to confuse you to begin to think it's right)


And they are always proud of their English o. Always claiming they speak better English than Nigerians.

:::

Even now, this ancestor is still not understanding...

Which one is "bas gate" again....

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

samuelson06:
No box TV? No turntable? I'd score them 4/10.

How many of us geh tv then?

My own house or our first tv in 85' after my mom had our last born....

But you see this chair covers, I detested washing that nonsense thing ehn... E be like make I cry whenever it's my turn to wash them.. and they're always white...

Old people thread naim be this..?

malali:
They come for anyone who actually touches the untouchable and call it a scandal right on cue. First it was starmers and his lieutenants, now karim khan the second he moves on gaza, every single time someone pushes back against the slaughter of children, some trumped-up misconduct charge drops out of nowhere to drag them out of office. the pattern is impossible to ignore anymore.

whenever an international official or political figure steps out of line and threatens the impunity of Netanyahu and the broader western-backed agenda, the machinery of moral destruction spins up instantly. they don't debate the geopolitics; they manufacture a personal scandal to execute a character assassination, ensuring that anyone with a platform learns the cost of independent justice.

what we are watching is the total closure of institutional space for dissent. The world cannot remain hostage to a small group of Zionists and Washington handlers who demand absolute submission. if an ICC prosecutor can be summarily ousted the moment his investigations touch raw nerve endings of western hegemony, then international law is nothing more than a domestic enforcement arm for an empire.

They manufacture a personal scandal to execute a character assassination, ensuring that anyone with a platform learns the cost of independent justice.

Not really na. Most of these people in political positions are truly like that. They are invited to parties where the so-called influencers and female-traps are everywhere. They get involved with one or two women and their sense of discipline gets gradually eroded until they even see their subordinates as potential bedmates. And all these while, doing all these, not knowing they're being watched and their files are piling up to the heavens.

So whenever they go outta line, the chains follow.

See Trump na, everyone knows he's a horney goatman, with terrible records yet, he was made president, twice...

As for the Zionists, although I got no love for them, one has to admire their foresight and determination to preserve and hold on to all they've stolen from the world when the rest of us were busy procreating, lols..

I assure you, it'll be extremely difficult to unseat those Zionists wereys. They already got a choke hold on almost everything and their minions are everywhere in the world, powerful minions. They've been the King makers for longer than most of us think. Imagine the kinda military might they control, not to talk of resources at their disposal.

I do not see any serious movement against them, aswia...

It's all a pity. The fight was already lost before we knew we were at war...

Smh

Mosco100:
Thank God for Mary Slessor.

Oh, why?

You do know many of these stories aren't the truth , right?

I didn't buy 11yrs ago. I wouldn't now as I feel it's already late.

One of the "should haves" in my short life..


SMH

Sonnobax15:

Peller peller peller. How many times I call you so?

I don't wanna sound as if I'm a hater or a sadist but I think this boy is about to make the greatest mistake of his life.

Well,lemme keep my advice to myself before one scallywag will come here and say the 10 cow that were gifted to peller can feed me for the rest of my life

Warri people let the small boy enjoy his existence na...

Even if it's a mistake, as long as it won't kih him, it's an enjoyable mistake.

Old boy's like us do not want to enjoy such mistakes. We prefer it's alternatives.

If na pikin I get from more than one woman. So whatever mistake he's making is enjoyable and depends if he has the sense to move on with his life.

As I heard the werey almost kpaied himself because the small girl wan leave am before.

But given who I am, I wouldn't give a rat's ass if he truly ended his life for whatever reason. In fact, I believe many idiots like him should save us the pleasure and exit themselves....

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

erad:
How can a keeper win golden gloves in a competition and you put another keeper ahead of that same keeper in a dream squad from that same competiton.

Make it make sense.

Until you understand they do not truly care what you think, you'd understand...

Whatever the Cape Verde GK or whoever is sponsoring him paid is enough for the push.

That's why I always tell the masses that the so called transparency of these guys are simply a make-like.... It's all to get ya consent when it matters most. That consent never means you have a say in the matter.

All these are just in the deeper subconscious. You agree with them and you create it together even if ya mouth's flapping, you already gave consent.

That one na talk?

If the US run out of missiles again, they'll have another round of talks, trying to sign some phantom MoU until everyone restock their shelves. Iran would also have a spat to do business with whoever during that period..

The foolish masses would continue to be online dancing in their madness of support...

After all the bruhaha, the fights will continue just like the Russians are doing with Ukraine. Abi you don see where the so-called almighty Putin dey fume, e go come still dey signdwwl to dey let grains dey move... Records say it wasn't part of Ukraine deal or whatever but who get the grains?

Awón werey still think it's a serious matter.

If it's that serious, 3 for don escalate tey tey. As Russia for don colobi everything Ukraine, angering their supporters in the shadows to come out and challenge that move. But Russia now has many allies outside it's bother. Their so-called bases would be rounded up in no time as dem no get wetin go hold a tough assault back for long...

I just dey talk my own. Stupid Nigeria would be forced to join as na puppets be their leaders..

A pity

Na only here them dey give good ol' oil moguls entrepreneur of the year award...

Wetin new he even do for the oil industry?

I don tire for today abegi 🤧...

The need to always want to rate things as better than the other.

Why? SMH

Watianoengineer:
Ronaldo fans no dey shame.


Person win world cup 2022 and lost 2026 world cup final una dey jubilate. At age 39 when most footballers are washed up, he competed against players in their prime and still had eight non penalty goals and single handedly dragged a below par Argentina to final at 39 years. Meanwhile Ronaldo has never played a world cup final in 6 attempts.

What is the basis for the unnecessary comparison?


Even yamal wey messi baff don carry world cup.

The only consolation for you guys is for Ronaldo to score his useless 1000 goals for Saudi League.

Ronaldo say world cup and euros trophy na the same after failing to make any impact in 6 attempts at the embarrassing age of 41.

Just like saying naira and dollars na the same.

Shame is indeed absent in Ronaldo's life

Hey,.... wicked man, which person gas cylinder cr7 go carry?

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Wstation:
You guys need to grow up. Staying through hardship isn't a gender issue it's a human one.

A woman can stand by a struggling man only for him to leave her after making it. A woman can also leave her broke boyfriend after a rich man changes her life.

Selfishness has no gender. So enough with the "all women are bad" or "all men are bad" narrative. Choose your partner based on character, not just a big bum or a fat pocket. You don't even have a unrefutable data to back up your claim. It is all he said she said stories.

We've always told people. Stupidity or evil knows no gender or race but they'll never listen.

You're talking to people who won't even hear let alone listen. Not like they can't, they just refused to, subconsciously maybe... 🤔

madridguy:
Tears of joy from a good man.

5 things good about him in his line of work alone o. After all, Jesus say no one is good... So just give five things in his line of work wey qualify him as good.

EnglishUsa:
I want to learn how to train scorpion, that one gives more money too. I will also train viper and lions in the same farm

The venoms are costly o.. if you ever get sure plug, you'd be surprised.

That na exclusive market.

anonimi:
How are your own politicians and religious leaders looters not worse oppressors

How many oyinbo politicians steal money that should employ teachers and other workers to make education free and water available for all children and all residents respectively, to hide it with our oppressor whites?

If you know me well on this forum you'd know I have always recommended the Chinese way of handling such...

But that won't excuse the fact that slessor, Teresa are frauds..

The US has spread itself too much and their stack of weaponry has become too thin.

This war is showing all this problem of putting ya eggs in too many baskets.

Russia and China have in possession ICBM that can reach the US. Iran does not. The US has ICBM that can reach Iran but are only using the stashed inventory in these bases and that can never be enough to handle the old Persian especially when the old Persian has subscribed to a religion like I-slam...

The Russians and Chinese have a consolidated inventory more than the US. The fall of the British empire is the same mistake the US is repeating. Spreading yasef too thin wouldn't help when it matters most. Those bases would be easily overrun in a serious conflict and Iran, the underdog is exposing this. Others are watching...

I for one suspect the next hegemony wouldn't be a nation but the corporations...

Make we dey see sha..