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Mariangeles:
It's sad what happened to your friend. 😟

Well, you'd be surprised how many times I personally have almost experienced same and fell ( it even happened once. Old boy like us hit ground with my head hitting the wash basin. But maybe my coconut head is too solid and I only felt dizzy. For some time) before Iwas advised to change the tiles in my bathrooms. I was forced to change the whole tiles everywhere. I don't know if that's even safe but at least, many things were reduced.


SMH

Sonnobax15:

This one will definitely receive a very warmth hug from menopause .

I've personally taken my time to observe something and I've come to conclusion that most of the time,it's bannies who come from very poor dysfunctional backgrounds that set standards for men . The same standards their own father's,brothers and men from their entire community couldn't and can't meet . Imagine our women still nurturing this kinda mentality in this 21st century and you'll now be wondering why other bannies from other nationalities seems to have left them behind relationship-wise

Well,I don't believe everything I see on the internet of late,cuz since this monetization stuffs started, social media seems to have produced more mad men and women more than hard drugs had ever produced

No dey vex too much. You likey own self, na old boy for this life. Wetin we never see?

Many of them dey fear to cook cos dem no sabi cook. You don see woman wey no wan flaunt her kitchen abilities before?

We don't ask, we make you want to cook for us.

I don experience one back in 2015, wey no matter the pattern she no wan gree cook until I camp her for house and say na noodles I wan chop (not nude-doosess o😁)

My warri brother, come see noodles wey person daughter make for me. I just vex tell am say I wan go see my mama make she come dey go... 😆

Many of them wey dey stupid and foolish in a kitchen go wan dey form this their nonsense talk.

No mind dem o.... Na this kind character go make man dey sleep with house girl wey dey cook better thing for am. Some go even use house girl replace madam...

By my maker, all these modern women are mostly clueless.

Mariangeles:
Put rubber footmats in their bathrooms.
Even if the floor tiles are matte.

I once read a comment here where a guy stated that his father died by slipping and falling in the bathroom, and another guy quoted him and said the same happened to his father, and ever since then, I've had it in mind to create this thread for awareness.
We should never allow such to happen.

👍


Blessings on you finest...

Even with the not so smooth tiles, things happen and somehow, one would slip. A young friend expired 2yrs ago cos of these bathroom tiles. We wanted to go flex but as he wasn't picking one of the boys suggest to go catch him only to find him dead. His door was open and he died in the bathroom. No bleeding, maybe he broke his neck but it was late when we get there.

Those of una wey still wan live long should take the OPs advise and protect yasef from unnecessary accident.

SMH

Cum4me:
How that friendship no go end for bed. Nigeria marriage men are extremely hor**ny you see as there wives dey born like mosquito 🦟 everywhere. Abi u fit say our population Na movie. Go Olosho quarter make you see as married men dey dodge enter for night dey worry all those small Olosho for short time

Na who tell you say Dem dey dodge go do "washing and setting"? You no dey comot be that.

I'm currently at old Bini, and I know wetin I see when me and my old boys comot. Dem get wife for house o, but na me dey helep Dem shame...

Hehehehehe 😁

fasho01:
Saw it not long ago on instablog. Guy man

But boys get mind sha. They say all way na way, but I'd personally opt for another way.

That being said, he's not really smart cos he'll need renewing the visa after 30 months and will become illegal. He was ill advised and not strategic

The small boy fit get plan o. Unless na mumu, e suppose get fall back...
The old coot sef no try. Personally, I'll allow my old mama to marry and be with another old papa. But with a younger than my Royal Self boy? Never. I'll probably never talk to her till she's ready to go under. Making a small boy my step father is an insult to this ancestor.... SMH

Lwkmd 🤣🤣

obi4eze:
What enterprise does Tinubu have? At least Atiku has a university employing Nigerians.

You would think that a man who has a brain should think before talking but that's not common with APC.

Lols....

He employed many urchins and put them in the streets to collect informal taxes from hawkers, drivers and anyone that buys anything from any major market. Some of them are online to do e-battle with anyone speaking against the same group impoverishing the nation and their descendants.

A pity.

HacheNoire:
What a time to be alive!

The demon they created is now up against them!

I'll say they never created this demon.

This one infiltrated everyone of their ranks early
Took strategic positions early and made the eediots make many nonsense decision that most probably would come to bite them in the future days.

The Jews have always been smart trouble makers
They understood the game quite early. They own too much for anyone to think it'll be easy to take them out.

SMH

galantjoe:
Easier said than done is a popular English saying.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Education is not guaranteed for wealth
That is why many graduates are Keke and okada riders. Many graduates are poor, while many school leavers or dropouts are billionaires doing well for themselves

When people say education, beware to not confuse it for simply regular education. Education could be anything, even those who go learn a trade are getting "education" and would be more "educated" in that field of trade than ya regular university graduates..

Throwback:
He is prudent with money that could have been used to build infrastructure, but when he is not saving it in his own bank where he was former Chairman, he is spending it on vehicles for traditional leaders and useless pilgrimages for useless Nigerians to Israel and Mecca.

He is even asserting that it is the way to go.

What a doofus.

Sowore really need to enter this charlatan fully.

The masses would never learn that the three major candidates serve the same master. And that nothing would change apart from their lives getting worse than the former Manager...

Funny
Just to get cheap score from the Northerners, see wetin African man dey use brag?

So to what end oga blockhead? How has that helped anyone?

otipoju:
Women like this need to start being jailed.

You throw up a false accusation to irrevocably ruin a person's reputation and livelihood, then you turn around and say it was a mistake.

Actual grape is a serious offense and should never be trivialized or weaponized by wicked women like this.

Funny...

Is it not men like yasef and my Royal Self that let them go but punish any that truly does it?

Men put these laws in place, gave these women their so-called rights and everything.

Men just hate men, simple...

CodeTemplar:
Keep shut lying muslimm.

Wetin come dey vex you now?

Calm down jor

Old girl upgraded to become first wife. Leave her jare 😁😁

Kobojunkie:
The soft-on-crime approach of these folks is really making life uncomfortable and unsafe for law-abiding citizens. Americans should start voting out the useless politicians and judges who keep letting these mon_grels back out into society. 😐😐

True talk. Intentional criminals should be evicted from existence.

Lie lie... Dem no need to give you 50m before you go abandon ship and do as you are told..

buygala:
If you like, remind us of how Atiku got us independence in 1960, we still won't vote for him..

Atiku is as desperate for power as Buhari, or even worse...And we all saw how Buhari turned out..

Even if Atiku promises all citizens 50 million naira monthly if he is elected, we still won't vote for him...Buhari has taught us a bitter lesson about desperate Politicians.

I dislike Tinubu...but I will vote for him over Atiku..and after his tenure, I will support anyone else against Atiku...

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jesusjnr2020:
It doesn't always turn out that way for other atheists who make similar attempts, including some here as depicted in the screenshot below.

The difference is perhaps the state of their hearts, because God looks at the heart, so if He already saw that they were not sincere in their hearts and therefore won't believe regardless, He won't even bother.

However God has shown overtime that He is willing to prove or reveal Himself to anyone who sincerely desires and seeks to know Him, as He did to this atheist turned believer.

So it's that sincerity of the heart that any atheist who really wants God to do the same for him needs.

Jeremiah 29:13 (KJV)

And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.

God bless.

It's just some bloke convincing themselves about whatever. What does that have to do with some God?

Lols.

Duru that's one o the crazy untalented I the field? So how did the Yoruba overtake them?

Abegi 🤧

gentlekeny:
Ok. They're using the worst of us to rule the best of us

Exactly my point. Certs don't truly matter and it won't if the person in charge isn't a useless colonial manager. Treating their people and land as the business of their slave master.

Not to even mention that the certification came from the education of the same slave master.

Abegi... 🤧

Sheuns:
My guy. Na democracy we suppose Dey o. Those in power now fought Abacha so they claim.

Well, we know that's a lie and where their loyalties are. They're all traitors.

gentlekeny:
Just as you've preferred Tinubu

No na... Who'd want such an animal? He's also a proxy of the slave masters na.

clarocuzioo:
So over #14B was dished out to this company without any form of oversight?

Now Umahi is playing to the gallery because he was called out.

He did this video to get ya consent. As I doubt the nonsense damage control would get anything serious done and very soon, everyone would forget again and move on.

The old boy was supposed to have those under him handling matters like these and pursuing defaults with the law but as his own hands no clean, like before, he don panic come out again speaking nonsense.

I feel insulted say I let these kinda people rule me. Make una helep me gather the Fulani tools abeg, I just dey vex...

JobAndVacancies:
can you just shut up for once.
You must not comment.
Same you didn't waste time in calling Umahi out on social media for the condition of that express way

No na,... He was right na...

That's assuming we are in a democracy... 😆

Sheuns:
You order for his arrest because you be IG of police or Justice of the federation.

Una go just Dey talk like person wey drink kai kai.

Those of you defending the rubbish talks of the minister. Where in the constitution is a minister granted power to order arrests of defaulters?

Aren’t we in a democracy anymore where the rule of law must be obeyed? If someone defaulted, you should sue or report such to the law enforcement agencies and let them do their jobs.

I tire for the people of this country. Everyone just loves abusing power.

So you're not even aware you're not in a democracy?

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Wetin dem dey tell us for?

Not like there's any punishment for not generating enough.

How dey expect these useless govnors to change and get serious still escapes this ancestor.

Againstthewall:
Which oba of Benin or Sultan? Why were they conquered in the first place by the British? All traditional rulers remain under the political leadership of the day. Abacha's removal of the sultan in 1996 underscored that

You're correct. But I'm telling you that these two hold enough political power too. So my doubts of same happening to them.

And as, for the defeat of the old oba.... He was schemed against by the British. Overpowered with both weapons and brains as they used his own chiefs against him. Same happened to old Jaja. they were using melee weapons while their enemies could cut them down from a distance.

As for the sultan. If it were up to my Royal Self, that title would never appear except for history books.

gentlekeny:
The impostor doesn't even have "proof of friends" talk less of certificate that he went to primary and secondary school.

No human being dead or alive has ever come out to say he was a classmate to this alien either in primary or secondary school.

This is the second time the APC is producing a president with huge questionable educational certificate

By the gods ehn, I would even prefer someone who doesn't have those nonsense certificates but is after making this nation work.
Or you people think those certificates is the only qualifications one need to run anything properly?

There have been countless examples of those who don't have them that did things properly.

But hey, with or without certs, as long as the animal is a proxy of the old slave masters, I'll forever be against them

Yes, I'm currently powerless to do anything about it. But making it known that I disagree is a minuscule way of telling existence that I want a change in this reality.

aworatak:
Age wise he is more deserving and worthy of it.
I also like the way the ooni abstained from making an issue out of it.

Valid talk...

He was right to demand it, as the Kings have long been under the Presidents. I wonder if any ex-president or current one would pull this stunt with the oba of Bini or Sultan of sokoto. They wouldn't dare as those ones hold more political power and can stand toe to toe with most of these proxies the slave masters imposed on the nation.


But if na werey like my Royal Self. I wouldn't care wherever I sat.

rejoice4eva:
Fact: Nearly everything about him is debatable, unclear, hidden and subject to speculation and unnecessary arguments.
Truth about His age, place of birth, parents, education, qualification, job, certificates, Chicago drug involvement are known by him and him alone.
What a man!

Awonda, theod boy could be a CIA operative and none would know..
He popped out from nowhere?

Don't make us laff

By the gods, I'm hardly surprised. They protect their own...

But blackman wey no geh sense, no fit protect himself or those of his own go dey support the same people wey in one way or the other dey responsible for their oppression.

Such contemptuous behaviors.

SMH

Irony1:
Biafra agitation from time never caused divide and rule. Are there valid complaints by the south East region and the igbo? Yes of course.

The reality is it does cause one group to be disunited from the entire whole and makes the others to detest them too. Even back in the 80s, the Wa, the Zo and the Bia have always been disunited and have always fought both openly and otherwise. These flames of disunity are being fanned by all these nonsensical ideas if Yoruba nation, ipob and the likes...

As for complaints, you don see who Nigeria favor before? Most of the revenue from oil are gotten from the Niger Delta and it's environs, you don go around the area before? I have and the place does not look like a place where the major revenue of this nation is coming from. Oghagha and sapele roads still bear testimony to this till this day. No ordinary road sef, wetin you think say Dem get apart from mouth?

Ya complaints is another reason we should band together and fight this common evil.

That was why I mentioned late Qaddafi...

He saw the truth of our problem and proposed we Africans come together despite the complaints and differences and stand against a common evil.

Some wereys would say his ambitions were to rule Africa. I say and so what? As outsiders dey rule una thru proxies, wetin una don gain apart from scorn and contempt?

We would be greater together else, make we scatter this board and start a new game.
Shikena

Dpsychologist:
The biggest irony on the internet is a computer looking at me and saying, “Please verify that you are human.”

My brother, you are the computer here. I am the one sitting in front of you, pressing the buttons, solving your stupid traffic lights and identifying bicycles just to prove that I am not a robot.

Sometimes the website will even ask, “Are you a robot?”

How am I supposed to answer that question with confidence when I am already beginning to question my own existence after clicking seventeen buses just to access one page?

You will select all the traffic lights correctly, identify the motorcycles, click every pedestrian crossing and still receive:

“Verification failed. Please try again.”

At that point, I am no longer proving that I am human. I am applying for citizenship.

Imagine explaining this to someone from 500 years ago.

“Your Majesty, I spent ten minutes today proving to a machine that I am not another machine.”

The funniest part is that the computer already knows more about us than our own relatives. It knows our location, device, browsing behaviour and sometimes even remembers what we searched three months ago, yet it still wants us to identify a crosswalk.

Technology has reached the stage where the machine is interrogating the human about whether the human is actually human.

It always gets me angry that I abandon the site and go look for other sites with same information.

I wonder what I was thinking doing that so-called verification back in the days when I wasn't so lazy...

It's all crazy 😁

E come be like say the machine no know the behavior of it's fellow machines . Abi the machine dey tell us say no be everybody be human being?

I bet much data would be sent back once you finish identifying all the bicycles and traffic lights... Oyibo and their gentleman 419 character... Very crafty fellows..